Letter_NN1 to_II the_AT Editor_NN1 :_: Original_JJ dish_NN1 SIR_NN1 In_II 1813_MC Sir_NNB Thomas_NP1 Bernard_NP1 published_VVD a_AT1 pamphlet_NN1 ,_, An_AT1 Account_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 Supply_NN1 of_IO Fish_NN for_IF the_AT Manufacturing_NN1 Poor_JJ ,_, which_DDQ proposed_VVD to_TO ameliorate_VVI the_AT poverty_NN1 among_II working_VVG people_NN in_II London_NP1 by_II increasing_VVG the_AT supply_NN1 of_IO fish_NN ._. 
A_AT1 Fish_NN Association_NN1 was_VBDZ duly_RR set_VVN up_RP under_II the_AT chairmanship_NN1 of_IO the_AT Duke_NN1 of_IO Kent_NP1 ._. 
In_II one_MC1 report_NN1 the_AT association_NN1 described_VVD the_AT success_NN1 of_IO the_AT fish_NN industry_NN1 in_II Penzance_NP1 ,_, mentioning_VVG that_CST the_AT shortage_NN1 of_IO corn_NN1 lead_NN1 to_II its_APPGE replacement_NN1 by_II increased_JJ potato_NN1 planting_NN1 ._. 
So_RR there_RL you_PPY have_VH0 it_PPH1 :_: fish_NN and_CC chips_NN2 were_VBDR a_AT1 West_ND1 Country_NN1 invention_NN1 ._. 
BILL_NP1 WEST_ND1 Exeter_NP1 ,_, Devon_NP1 Leading_JJ Article_NN1 :_: Horses_NN2 for_IF courses_NN2 FOR_IF THE_AT thoughtful_JJ punter_NN1 ,_, with_IW cash_NN1 in_II hand_NN1 ,_, at_RR21 least_RR22 two_MC openings_NN2 present_VV0 themselves_PPX2 this_RG morning_NNT1 the_AT Grand_JJ National_JJ and_CC next_MD week_NNT1 's_GE General_JJ Election_NN1 ._. 
Weighing_VVG his_APPGE chances_NN2 ,_, the_AT punter_NN1 will_VM naturally_RR examine_VVI respective_JJ odds_NN2 ._. 
There_EX is_VBZ nothing_PN1 at_II Aintree_NP1 much_RR shorter_JJR than_CSN 6_MC to_II 1_MC1 ,_, whereas_CS the_AT two_MC main_JJ parties_NN2 in_II the_AT General_JJ Election_NN1 are_VBR offered_VVN on_II narrower_JJR terms_NN2 ._. 
There_EX are_VBR also_RR minor_JJ differences_NN2 of_IO which_DDQ to_TO take_VVI account_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 gambler_NN1 ,_, taking_VVG a_AT1 sudden_JJ fancy_NN1 to_II Mr_NNB Kinnock_NP1 and_CC planting_VVG 25,000_MC on_II Labour_JJ not_XX a_AT1 course_NN1 we_PPIS2 recommend_VV0 will_VM be_VBI felt_VVN instantly_RR in_II this_DD1 modest_JJ market_NN1 ,_, and_CC shift_VV0 the_AT odds_NN2 overnight_RT ._. 
He_PPHS1 would_VM make_VVI less_RRR stir_VV0 in_II the_AT larger_JJR Aintree_NP1 pool_NN1 ._. 
There_EX remains_VVZ one_MC1 major_JJ difference_NN1 between_II the_AT punter_NN1 's_GE chances_NN2 with_IW ,_, say_VV0 ,_, Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 or_CC Twin_NN1 Oaks_NN2 at_II Aintree_NP1 and_CC his_APPGE prospects_NN2 with_IW Messrs_NN2 Major_NP1 ,_, Kinnock_NP1 or_CC Ashdown_NP1 ._. 
No_PN121 one_PN122 in_II their_APPGE senses_NN2 puts_VVZ money_NN1 on_II a_AT1 horse_NN1 other_II21 than_II22 in_II the_AT hope_NN1 of_IO winning_VVG money_NN1 ._. 
The_AT political_JJ punter_NN1 ,_, though_CS ,_, bets_VVZ more_RRR with_IW his_APPGE heart_NN1 than_CSN his_APPGE head_NN1 ._. 
If_CS he_PPHS1 is_VBZ the_AT sort_NN1 of_IO man_NN1 who_PNQS wears_VVZ a_AT1 red_JJ rose_NN1 in_II his_APPGE buttonhole_NN1 every_AT1 day_NNT1 ,_, loyalty_NN1 will_VM drive_VVI him_PPHO1 to_TO have_VHI a_AT1 bet_NN1 on_II Mr_NNB Kinnock_NP1 ,_, regardless_RR of_IO his_APPGE chances_NN2 ._. 
Yesterday_RT we_PPIS2 observed_VVD that_CST Mr_NNB Jeffrey_NP1 Archer_NP1 (_( whose_DDQGE idea_NN1 of_IO canvassing_VVG for_IF the_AT Tory_JJ Party_NN1 has_VHZ revived_VVN the_AT lost_JJ art_NN1 of_IO burlesque_NN1 )_) had_VHD bet_VVN 10_MC that_CST the_AT Tories_NN2 will_VM win_VVI with_IW a_AT1 majority_NN1 of_IO 27_MC seats_NN2 ._. 
It_PPH1 illustrates_VVZ our_APPGE point_NN1 beautifully_RR ._. 
Mr_NNB Archer_NP1 publicly_RR signals_VVZ his_APPGE confidence_NN1 in_II the_AT Tory_JJ Party_NN1 though_CS ,_, judging_VVG by_II the_AT stake_NN1 ,_, without_IW any_DD great_JJ hope_NN1 of_IO enriching_VVG himself_PPX1 ,_, or_CC any_DD risk_NN1 of_IO alarming_VVG his_APPGE bank_NN1 manager_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 would_VM do_VDI better_RRR at_II Aintree_NP1 ._. 
Peterborough_NP1 :_: Run_VV0 out_RP CRICKET_NN1 'S_GE European_JJ championship_NN1 is_VBZ generating_VVG as_RG much_DA1 heat_NN1 as_CSA the_AT recent_JJ World_NN1 Cup_NN1 ._. 
Organisers_NN2 of_IO the_AT event_NN1 ,_, to_TO be_VBI held_VVN here_RL in_II July_NPM1 ,_, have_VH0 banned_VVN a_AT1 team_NN1 for_IF being_VBG of_IO too_RG high_RR a_AT1 standard_NN1 ._. 
Guernsey_NP1 made_VVD short_JJ work_NN1 of_IO the_AT opposition_NN1 when_CS they_PPHS2 won_VVD the_AT event_NN1 on_II home_NN1 soil_NN1 in_II 1990_MC ._. 
Chris_NP1 Bazalgette_NN1 of_IO The_AT Cricketer_NN1 magazine_NN1 ,_, the_AT organisers_NN2 ,_, says_VVZ :_: '_" They_PPHS2 wanted_VVD to_TO enter_VVI again_RT but_CCB we_PPIS2 did_VDD n't_XX invite_VVI them_PPHO2 ._. 
'_GE England_NP1 are_VBR also_RR excluded_VVN the_AT cup_NN1 is_VBZ strictly_RR for_IF amateurs_NN2 but_CCB Italy_NP1 ,_, Malta_NP1 ,_, Belgium_NP1 and_CC Greece_NP1 will_VM be_VBI padding_VVG up_RP ._. 
'_GE The_AT Greeks_NN2 are_VBR absolutely_RR fearless_JJ ,_, '_" says_VVZ Bazalgette_NN1 ._. 
'_" They_PPHS2 dive_VV0 all_RR over_II the_AT place_NN1 ._. 
The_AT rest_NN1 of_IO their_APPGE game_NN1 is_VBZ colourful_JJ Mediterranean_NP1 ,_, I_PPIS1 'd_VM say_VVI ._. 
'_GE THE_AT following_JJ exchange_NN1 was_VBDZ overheard_VVN (_( I_PPIS1 swear_VV0 )_) by_II a_AT1 reader_NN1 from_II Quainton_NP1 ,_, Bucks_NP1 ,_, in_II his_APPGE local_JJ pub_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Charlie_NP1 's_GE funeral_NN1 ,_, Monday_NPD1 ._. 
'_" '_" Was_58 '_GE e_ZZ1 dead_JJ ,_, then_RT ?_? 
'_" '_" No_UH ,_, they_PPHS2 be_VBI taking_VVG him_PPHO1 up_RP the_AT churchyard_NN1 to_TO see_VVI if_CSW '_" e_ZZ1 likes_VVZ it_PPH1 ._. 
'_GE Odd_JJ Man_NN1 Out_RP :_: The_AT man_NN1 who_PNQS carries_VVZ the_AT can_NN1 By_II MARTYN_NP1 HARRIS_NP1 AT_II 1.15_MC I_PPIS1 call_VV0 the_AT AA_NP1 to_TO ask_VVI can_VM I_PPIS1 borrow_VVI a_AT1 patrolman_NN1 for_IF the_AT afternoon_NNT1 ,_, and_CC at_II 1.45_MC he_PPHS1 's_VBZ at_II the_AT door_NN1 with_IW sewn-in_JJ trouser_NN1 creases_NN2 and_CC a_AT1 shiny_JJ van_NN1 ,_, packed_VVD tight_RR as_II an_AT1 egg_NN1 with_IW tools_NN2 and_CC spares_NN2 ._. 
'_GE Mark_NP1 Roke_NP1 ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 says_VVZ ,_, offering_VVG a_AT1 clean_JJ hand_NN1 ._. 
The_AT man_NN1 who_PNQS can_VM ._. 
The_AT speed_NN1 may_VM be_VBI just_RR because_CS I_PPIS1 'm_VBM press_NN1 ,_, of_RR21 course_RR22 Which_DDQ ?_? magazine_NN1 said_VVD this_DD1 week_NNT1 the_AT AA_NP1 is_VBZ slowest_JJT of_IO the_AT big_JJ motoring_NN1 organisations_NN2 to_TO answer_VVI a_AT1 call_NN1 ._. 
'_GE But_CCB we_PPIS2 always_RR try_VV0 to_TO get_VVI the_AT car_NN1 going_VVG ,_, '_" says_VVZ Mark_NP1 ._. 
'_GE A_AT1 lot_NN1 of_IO them_PPHO2 that_DD1 works_VVZ on_II commission_NN1 just_RR say_VV0 there_EX 's_VBZ nothing_PN1 they_PPHS2 can_VM do_VDI and_CC call_VVI in_II the_AT tow-truck_NN1 ._. 
'_" Not_XX that_CST he_PPHS1 will_VM name_VVI any_DD names_NN2 ._. 
He_PPHS1 's_VBZ a_AT1 very_RG nice_JJ man_NN1 ._. 
On_II our_APPGE first_MD call_NN1 ,_, from_II a_AT1 dreadlocked_JJ Rastaman_NN1 ,_, we_PPIS2 are_VBR faced_VVN with_IW a_AT1 clapped-out_JJ Mini_NP1 Clubman_NP1 ._. 
Mark_NP1 says_VVZ that_CST if_CS it_PPH1 's_VBZ a_AT1 fuel_NN1 leak_VV0 I_PPIS1 can_VM chuck_VVI down_RP a_AT1 lighted_JJ match_NN1 ,_, but_CCB I_PPIS1 can_VM tell_VVI he_PPHS1 's_VBZ only_RR joking_VVG ._. 
Lots_PN of_IO people_NN with_IW old_JJ bangers_NN2 use_VV0 the_AT AA_NP1 instead_II21 of_II22 basic_JJ maintenance_NN1 ,_, and_CC this_DD1 is_VBZ the_AT Rastaman_NP1 's_GE second_MD call-out_NN1 of_IO the_AT day_NNT1 for_IF a_AT1 flat_JJ battery_NN1 ._. 
Mark_NP1 props_VVZ the_AT rusted_JJ bonnet_NN1 of_IO the_AT Mini_NN1 with_IW an_AT1 iron_NN1 bar_NN1 ,_, jump-starts_NN2 it_PPH1 with_IW a_AT1 pair_NN of_IO wrist-thick_JJ wires_NN2 ,_, and_CC we_PPIS2 are_VBR away_RL ._. 
'_" He_PPHS1 wo_VM n't_XX get_VVI far_RR ,_, so_RR if_CS he_PPHS1 turns_VVZ left_RL at_II these_DD2 lights_NN2 we_PPIS2 go_VV0 right_RR ,_, '_" says_VVZ Mark_NP1 ,_, but_CCB it_PPH1 's_VBZ only_RR his_APPGE sense_NN1 of_IO humour_NN1 showing_VVG ._. 
As_II the_AT dash-mounted_JJ computer_NN1 pecks_VVZ out_RP our_APPGE next_MD job_NN1 on_II its_APPGE paper_NN1 roll_NN1 ,_, Mark_NP1 runs_VVZ through_II his_APPGE daily_JJ routine_NN1 for_IF me_PPIO1 ._. 
Commonest_JJT call-outs_NN2 are_VBR flat_JJ batteries_NN2 first_MD thing_NN1 in_II the_AT morning_NNT1 ,_, flat_JJ tyres_NN2 any_DD time_NNT1 ,_, and_CC at_II weekends_NNT2 the_AT woman_NN1 shopper_NN1 with_IW her_APPGE keys_NN2 locked_VVN in_II the_AT car_NN1 ._. 
Effecting_VVG an_AT1 entry_NN1 ,_, this_DD1 is_VBZ called_VVN ,_, and_CC a_AT1 job_NN1 for_IF Slim_JJ Jim_NP1 ,_, the_AT flexible_JJ steel_NN1 ruler_NN1 owned_VVN by_II every_AT1 mechanic_NN1 and_CC car_NN1 thief_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ ,_, shoved_VVN down_II the_AT side_NN1 of_IO the_AT driver_NN1 's_GE door_NN1 glass_NN1 ,_, will_VM open_VVI anything_PN1 from_II a_AT1 Jeep_NN1 to_II a_AT1 Jaguar_NN1 ._. 
JOB_NN1 two_MC is_VBZ a_AT1 Fiat_NN1 Panda_NN1 in_II Finchley_NP1 ,_, losing_VVG power_NN1 on_II hills_NN2 according_II21 to_II22 the_AT owner_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Frayed_JJ clutch_NN1 cable_VV0 most_RGT likely_JJ ,_, '_" says_VVZ Mark_NP1 before_CS we_PPIS2 pull_VV0 up_RP and_CC I_PPIS1 'm_VBM profoundly_RR impressed_VVN when_CS we_PPIS2 find_VV0 it_PPH1 is_VBZ ._. 
Job_NN1 three_MC is_VBZ a_AT1 scatty_JJ old_JJ lady_NN1 with_IW an_AT1 NS_NP1 on_II the_AT computer_NN1 roll_NN1 ,_, meaning_VVG non-start_NN1 ,_, and_CC an_AT1 automatic_JJ garage_NN1 door_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Careful_JJ you_PPY press_VV0 the_AT right_JJ button_NN1 ,_, '_" says_VVZ Mark_NP1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 rang_VVD what_DDQ I_PPIS1 thought_VVD was_VBDZ the_AT doorbell_NN1 once_RR and_CC nearly_RR cut_VV0 this_DD1 geezer_NN1 's_VBZ Mercedes_NP in_II half_DB with_IW his_APPGE up-and-over_NN1 ._. 
'_GE The_AT scatty_JJ lady_NN1 has_VHZ left_VVN her_APPGE passenger_NN1 door_NN1 fractionally_RR open_VV0 all_DB night_NNT1 and_CC the_AT courtesy_NN1 light_NN1 has_VHZ drained_VVN the_AT battery_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ takes_VVZ Mark_NP1 about_RG two_MC seconds_NNT2 to_TO figure_VVI ._. 
'_GE Always_RR pays_VVZ to_TO think_VVI simple_JJ ._. 
'_" For_IF a_AT1 soft-shoulder_JJ Sunday_NPD1 mechanic_NN1 like_II me_PPIO1 it_PPH1 would_VM have_VHI taken_VVN all_DB day_NNT1 ,_, but_CCB most_DAT of_IO the_AT jobs_NN2 are_VBR incredibly_RR simple_JJ to_II the_AT man_NN1 who_PNQS can_VM ,_, who_PNQS served_VVD his_APPGE time_NNT1 with_IW Ford_NP1 and_CC spent_VVD years_NNT2 at_II London_NP1 Transport_NN1 ._. 
People_NN like_II me_PPIO1 are_VBR a_AT1 menace_NN1 to_II the_AT AA_NP1 men_NN2 ,_, calling_VVG them_PPHO2 out_RP on_II Sunday_NPD1 afternoon_NNT1 to_TO rebuild_VVI engines_NN2 that_CST we_PPIS2 idly_RR began_VVD to_TO dismantle_VVI on_II Sunday_NPD1 morning_NNT1 ._. 
'_GE Either_RR they_PPHS2 hands_NN2 you_PPY a_AT1 boxful_NN1 of_IO bits_NN2 and_CC says_58 '_GE These_DD2 seem_VV0 to_TO be_VBI left_JJ over_NN1 '_GE or_CC they_PPHS2 swear_VV0 they_PPHS2 never_RR touched_VVD the_AT car_NN1 ,_, when_CS you_PPY can_VM see_VVI all_DB the_AT leads_NN2 are_VBR on_II back-to-front_NN1 ._. 
'_GE MEMBERS_NN2 !_! 
They_PPHS2 call_VV0 you_PPY out_RP to_TO snowswept_VVI motorway_NN1 verges_VVZ at_II four_MC in_II the_AT morning_NNT1 ,_, talk_VV0 to_II you_PPY through_II a_AT1 quarter-inch_NNU1 crack_NN1 in_II the_AT window_NN1 and_CC drive_VV0 off_RP when_CS you_PPY 've_VH0 finished_VVN ,_, without_IW a_AT1 word_NN1 ._. 
Single_JJ women_NN2 get_VV0 priority_NN1 from_II the_AT AA_NP1 ,_, so_RG many_DA2 's_VBZ the_AT girl_NN1 will_VM hide_VVI her_APPGE boyfriend_NN1 behind_II the_AT hedge_NN1 to_TO get_VVI a_AT1 faster_JJR call-out_NN1 ._. 
Get_VV0 stuck_JJ into_II an_AT1 engine_NN1 without_IW confiscating_VVG the_AT car_NN1 keys_NN2 ,_, and_CC plenty_PN of_IO drivers_NN2 will_VM start_VVI the_AT motor_NN1 out_II21 of_II22 curiosity_NN1 to_TO see_VVI what_DDQ an_AT1 AA_NP1 man_NN1 looks_VVZ like_II without_IW any_DD hands_NN2 ._. 
When_CS you_PPY apply_VV0 to_TO become_VVI an_AT1 AA_NP1 man_NN1 they_PPHS2 give_VV0 you_PPY six_MC broken_JJ cars_NN2 to_TO get_VVI started_VVN in_II half-an-hour_NNT1 ._. 
Five_MC minutes_NNT2 per_II car_NN1 ,_, but_CCB Mark_NP1 hardly_RR takes_VVZ more_DAR than_CSN 15_MC seconds_NNT2 over_II our_APPGE jobs_NN2 ,_, and_CC nobody_PN1 waits_VVZ more_DAR than_CSN 30_MC minutes_NNT2 ._. 
The_AT only_JJ technical_JJ challenge_NN1 of_IO the_AT day_NNT1 is_VBZ at_II the_AT home_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 lawyer_NN1 ,_, whose_DDQGE Peugeot_NP1 405_MC has_VHZ conked_VVN out_RP at_II the_AT bottom_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 steep_JJ drive_NN1 ._. 
Mark_NP1 eliminates_VVZ starter_NN1 motor_NN1 ,_, battery_NN1 ,_, alternator_NN1 ,_, and_CC ignition_NN1 coil_NN1 ,_, and_CC fixes_VVZ in_II the_AT end_NN1 on_II an_AT1 obscure_JJ switch_NN1 which_DDQ isolates_VVZ the_AT electrics_NN2 from_II the_AT gearbox_NN1 and_CC would_VM have_VHI taken_VVN me_PPIO1 a_AT1 month_NNT1 to_TO find_VVI but_CCB ,_, for_IF the_AT man_NN1 who_PNQS can_VM ,_, about_RG three_MC minutes_NNT2 ._. 
Last_MD job_NN1 is_VBZ an_AT1 ancient_JJ Granada_NP1 with_IW a_AT1 jammed_JJ starter_NN1 ,_, driven_VVN by_II another_DD1 man_NN1 who_PNQS has_VHZ already_RR called_VVN the_AT AA_NP1 once_RR today_RT ._. 
Mark_NP1 frees_VVZ the_AT starter_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 swift_JJ smack_NN1 from_II the_AT iron_NN1 bar_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ is_VBZ the_AT only_JJ tool_NN1 I_PPIS1 see_VV0 him_PPHO1 use_VVI all_DB day_NNT1 ,_, and_CC gently_RR ticks_NN2 off_II the_AT driver_NN1 ,_, who_PNQS seems_VVZ lacking_VVG in_II gratitude_NN1 or_CC humility_NN1 ._. 
'_" You_PPY will_VM go_VVI and_CC get_VVI another_DD1 motor_NN1 this_DD1 time_NNT1 now_RT ,_, wo_VM n't_XX you_PPY ?_? 
'_GE And_CC then_RT ,_, as_CSA he_PPHS1 drives_VVZ away_RL :_: '_" We_PPIS2 'll_VM see_VVI him_PPHO1 again_RT soon_RR ,_, do_VD0 n't_XX worry_VVI ._. 
'_GE Members_NN2 !_! 
Bayern_NP1 set_VVD to_TO win_VVI By_II Malcolm_NP1 Pein_NP1 ,_, Chess_NN1 Correspondent_NN1 BAYERN_NP1 MUNCHEN_NP1 ,_, favourites_NN2 for_IF the_AT European_JJ Club_NN1 Cup_NN1 ,_, are_VBR poised_VVN to_TO win_VVI the_AT German_JJ Bundesliga_NP1 ,_, the_AT world_NN1 's_GE strongest_JJT league_NN1 competition_NN1 ._. 
In_II last_MD weekend_NNT1 's_GE round_NN1 of_IO matches_NN2 Bayern_VV0 defeated_JJ Porz_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS led_VVD the_AT league_NN1 by_II one_MC1 point_NN1 ._. 
The_AT match_NN1 went_VVD Bayern_NP1 's_GE way_NN1 4.53.5_MC after_II their_APPGE top_NN1 two_MC boards_NN2 ,_, the_AT German_NN1 No_AT 2_MC Robert_NP1 Hubner_NP1 and_CC Artur_NP1 Yusupov_NP1 of_IO Russia_NP1 ,_, both_RR won_VVN ._. 
Two_MC foreign_JJ players_NN2 are_VBR allowed_VVN to_TO play_VVI for_IF each_DD1 team_NN1 and_CC many_DA2 English_JJ international_JJ masters_NN2 and_CC grandmasters_NN2 go_VV0 to_II Germany_NP1 to_TO play_VVI several_DA2 times_NNT2 a_AT1 year_NNT1 ._. 
Solingen_NN1 boasts_VVZ three_MC English_JJ GMs_NP2 :_: Nigel_NP1 Short_NP1 ,_, John_NP1 Nunn_NP1 and_CC Murray_NP1 Chandler_NP1 ._. 
Last_MD weekend_NNT1 Murray_NP1 Chandler_NP1 scored_VVD 1.52_MC in_II Solingen_NP1 's_GE victories_NN2 over_II Empor_NP1 Berlin_NP1 62_MC and_CC Halle_NP1 4.53.5_MC ._. 
Chandler_NP1 defeated_VVD GM_NP1 Malich_NP1 ,_, formerly_RR of_IO East_NP1 Germany_NP1 ,_, and_CC drew_VVD with_IW the_AT Russian_JJ GM_NP1 Victor_NP1 Chekhov_NP1 ._. 
Bundesliga_NP1 :_: Leading_JJ scores_NN2 with_IW two_MC rounds_NN2 to_TO play_VVI :_: Bayern_NP1 Munchen_NP1 25/26_MF ;_; Porz_NP1 24/26_MF ;_; Solingen_NP1 20/26_MF ._. 
Teams_NN2 score_VV0 2_MC points_NN2 for_IF a_AT1 win_NN1 and_CC 1_MC1 point_NN1 for_IF a_AT1 44_MC draw_VV0 ._. 
Board_NN1 results_NN2 of_IO the_AT strongest_JJT club_NN1 match_NN1 played_VVD this_DD1 year_NNT1 :_: GM_NP1 Hubner_NP1 10_MC GM_NP1 Christiansen_NP1 ;_; GM_NP1 Yusupov_NP1 10_MC GM_NP1 Lutz_NP1 ;_; GM_NP1 Ribli_NP1 DRAW_VV0 GM_NP1 Hort_NP1 ;_; GM_NP1 Hertneck_NP1 DRAW_VV0 GM_NP1 Vaganian_JJ ;_; GM_NP1 Bonsch_NP1 01_MC GM_NP1 Hickl_NP1 ;_; GM_NP1 Bischoff_NP1 10_MC GM_NP1 Knaak_NP1 ;_; IM_NP1 Stangl_NP1 01_MC GM_NP1 Vogt_NP1 ;_; IM_NP1 Schlosser_NP1 DRAW_VV0 IM_NP1 Jackelen_NP1 ;_; 4.53.5_MC England_NP1 's_GE strongest_JJT league_NN1 ,_, the_AT London_NP1 League_NN1 ,_, was_VBDZ effectively_RR decided_VVN on_II Tuesday_NPD1 when_RRQ King_NP1 's_GE Head_NN1 ,_, based_VVN at_II the_AT pub_NN1 of_IO the_AT same_DA name_NN1 in_II Moscow_NP1 Road_NNL1 ,_, Bayswater_NP1 ,_, achieved_VVN a_AT1 52_MC lead_VV0 in_II the_AT first_MD session_NNT1 of_IO play_NN1 against_II Wood_NP1 Green_NP1 ._. 
Second-placed_JJ Wood_NP1 Green_NP1 needed_VVD to_TO win_VVI the_AT match_NN1 to_TO overhaul_VVI King_NN1 's_GE Head_NN1 who_PNQS ,_, led_VVN by_II England_NP1 No_AT 2_MC Jon_NP1 Speelman_NP1 ,_, have_VH0 gone_VVN through_II undefeated_JJ ._. 
Wood_NP1 Green_NP1 's_GE challenge_NN1 was_VBDZ never_RR likely_JJ to_TO succeed_VVI after_II two_MC players_NN2 arrived_VVD 61_MC minutes_NNT2 late_JJ and_CC were_VBDR declared_VVN lost_VVN on_II time_NNT1 ._. 
The_AT Grand_JJ National_JJ :_: Speedy_JJ Willsford_NP1 carries_VVZ maximum_JJ confidence_NN1 Tony_NP1 Stafford_NP1 finds_VVZ overwhelming_JJ evidence_NN1 for_IF asecond_NN1 victory_NN1 byJenny_NN1 Pitman_NP1 inthe_VV0 Grand_JJ National_JJ By_II TONY_NP1 STAFFORD_NP1 WILLSFORD_NP1 ,_, whose_DDQGE careful_JJ preparation_NN1 this_DD1 season_NNT1 has_VHZ been_VBN timed_VVN to_TO bring_VVI him_PPHO1 to_II his_APPGE peak_NN1 on_II Martell_NP1 Grand_JJ National_JJ day_NNT1 ,_, will_VM carry_VVI maximum_JJ stable_JJ confidence_NN1 at_II Liverpool_NP1 today_RT ._. 
Endless_JJ debate_NN1 and_CC speculation_NN1 about_II the_AT likely_JJ state_NN1 of_IO the_AT going_NN1 will_VM count_VVI for_IF nothing_PN1 when_CS the_AT 40_MC runners_NN2 line_VV0 up_RP at_II 4pm_RA ._. 
The_AT general_JJ consensus_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST few_DA2 horses_NN2 should_VM be_VBI inconvenienced_VVN by_II the_AT ground_NN1 ._. 
Only_RR 11_MC of_IO the_AT 40_MC horses_NN2 are_VBR inside_II the_AT scope_NN1 of_IO the_AT true_JJ handicap_NN1 ,_, but_CCB Willsford_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS carries_VVZ just_RR 3lb_NNU more_DAR than_CSN his_APPGE proper_JJ mark_NN1 ,_, must_VM be_VBI considered_VVN well_RR treated_VVN ._. 
He_PPHS1 won_VVD the_AT 1990_MC Midlands_NP2 Grand_JJ National_JJ ,_, from_II a_AT1 handicap_NN1 mark_NN1 of_IO 136_MC ,_, by_II 15_MC lengths_NN2 ,_, yet_RR runs_VVZ off_II 138_MC today_RT ._. 
The_AT Uttoxeter_NP1 race_NN1 last_MD month_NNT1 ,_, when_CS he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ third_MD to_II today_RT 's_GE rival_JJ Laura_NP1 's_GE Beau_NN1 ,_, will_VM have_VHI brought_VVN him_PPHO1 to_II full_JJ racing_JJ fitness_NN1 after_CS just_RR four_MC runs_NN2 (_( two_MC over_II hurdles_NN2 )_) in_II the_AT intervening_JJ 23_MC months_NNT2 ._. 
Throughout_II his_APPGE career_NN1 ,_, Willsford_NP1 has_VHZ specialised_VVN in_II spectacular_JJ performances_NN2 ._. 
He_PPHS1 won_VVD two_MC novice_NN1 hurdles_NN2 by_II wide_JJ margins_NN2 in_II his_APPGE first_MD campaign_NN1 ,_, and_CC then_RT two_MC novice_NN1 chases_VVZ the_AT following_JJ winter_NNT1 before_II running_VVG away_RL with_IW the_AT County_NN1 Hurdle_NN1 at_II Cheltenham_NP1 from_II a_AT1 field_NN1 which_DDQ included_VVD the_AT smart_JJ mare_NN1 Travel_NN1 Mystery_NN1 ._. 
Apart_II21 from_II22 his_APPGE Midlands_NP2 Grand_JJ National_JJ triumph_NN1 in_II 1990_MC he_PPHS1 also_RR gained_VVN a_AT1 verdict_NN1 over_II Norton_NP1 's_GE Coin_NN1 at_II Cheltenham_NP1 two_MC months_NNT2 before_CS that_DD1 horse_NN1 's_GE Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 success_NN1 and_CC would_VM have_VHI been_VBN an_AT1 easy_JJ winner_NN1 of_IO the_AT Greenall_NP1 Whitley_NP1 Chase_NN1 but_II21 for_II22 falling_VVG when_RRQ clear_JJ at_II the_AT last_MD fence_NN1 ._. 
That_DD1 remains_VVZ his_APPGE only_JJ fall_NN1 ,_, and_CC it_PPH1 was_VBDZ more_RRR a_AT1 case_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 slip_NN1 one_MC1 stride_NN1 after_II landing_NN1 than_CSN a_AT1 regulation_NN1 fall_NN1 ._. 
The_AT Pitman_NP1 yard_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ has_VHZ done_VDN so_RG well_RR in_II this_DD1 race_NN1 one_MC1 winner_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 second_NNT1 and_CC two_MC thirds_MF since_II 1983_MC believe_VV0 he_PPHS1 will_VM adapt_VVI to_II the_AT unique_JJ Aintree_NP1 fences_NN2 ,_, and_CC as_CS31 long_CS32 as_CS33 he_PPHS1 copes_VVZ with_IW the_AT first_MD few_DA2 ,_, they_PPHS2 feel_VV0 he_PPHS1 must_VM go_VVI close_JJ ._. 
My_APPGE opinion_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST ,_, as_CS31 long_CS32 as_CS33 Willsford_NP1 is_VBZ among_II the_AT leaders_NN2 coming_VVG to_II the_AT last_MD two_MC fences_NN2 and_CC six_MC furlongs_NNU2 ,_, his_APPGE speed_NN1 will_VM be_VBI a_AT1 potent_JJ weapon_NN1 ,_, especially_RR as_CSA he_PPHS1 carries_VVZ the_AT minimum_JJ weight_NN1 ._. 
Victory_NN1 for_IF Willsford_NP1 would_VM give_VVI Michael_NP1 Bowlby_NP1 ,_, Mrs_NNB Pitman_NP1 's_GE brother-in-law_NN1 ,_, his_APPGE biggest_JJT win_NN1 ._. 
Bowlby_NN1 has_VHZ been_VBN under_II pressure_NN1 ever_RR since_CS the_AT Cheltenham_NP1 Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 ,_, over_II his_APPGE riding_NN1 tactics_NN2 on_II Golden_JJ Freeze_NN1 ,_, coincidentally_RR brought_VVN down_RP at_II The_AT Chair_NN1 in_II Thursday_NPD1 's_GE John_NP1 Hughes_NP1 Memorial_NN1 Chase_VV0 here_RL ._. 
The_AT Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 has_VHZ had_VHN a_AT1 greater_JJR than_CSN usual_JJ bearing_NN1 in_II the_AT Grand_JJ National_JJ build-up_NN1 this_DD1 year_NNT1 ,_, with_IW Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 ,_, the_AT winner_NN1 ,_, and_CC Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 ,_, the_AT close_JJ third_MD ,_, renewing_VVG rivalry_NN1 ._. 
Adrian_NP1 Maguire_NP1 's_GE injury_NN1 robs_VVZ the_AT young_JJ Irishman_NN1 of_IO the_AT chance_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 rare_JJ double_NN1 ,_, and_CC the_AT prospects_NN2 of_IO Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 ,_, now_RT to_TO be_VBI ridden_VVN by_II Martin_NP1 Lynch_NP1 ,_, may_VM not_XX be_VBI quite_RG as_RG obvious_JJ as_CSA the_AT ground_NN1 dries_NN2 ._. 
But_CCB Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 is_VBZ a_AT1 dour_JJ stayer_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 wealth_NN1 of_IO experience_NN1 ,_, who_PNQS should_VM adapt_VVI to_II Aintree_NP1 ._. 
The_AT change_NN1 in_II conditions_NN2 has_VHZ added_VVN to_II the_AT confidence_NN1 behind_II Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 and_CC Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 ._. 
Both_DB2 have_VH0 run_VVN in_II a_AT1 previous_JJ Grand_JJ National_JJ ,_, Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 finishing_VVG a_AT1 remote_JJ fourth_MD when_CS favourite_NN1 two_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA ,_, and_CC Docklands_NP1 Express_VV0 a_AT1 first-fence_JJ faller_NN1 12_MC months_NNT2 ago_RA ._. 
Since_CS that_DD1 lapse_NN1 ,_, Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 has_VHZ won_VVN the_AT Whitbread_NP1 Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 (_( controversially_RR ,_, on_II the_AT disqualification_NN1 of_IO Cahervillahow_NP1 )_) and_CC the_AT Racing_JJ Post_NN1 Chase_NN1 ,_, and_CC finished_VVD second_MD in_II the_AT King_NNB George_NP1 VI_NP1 Chase_NN1 in_II31 addition_II32 to_II33 his_APPGE fine_JJ Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 display_NN1 ._. 
The_AT booking_NN1 of_IO Peter_NP1 Scudamore_NP1 in_II31 place_II32 of_II33 the_AT luckless_JJ Anthony_NP1 Tory_NN1 means_VVZ his_APPGE chance_NN1 is_VBZ not_XX impaired_VVN ,_, but_CCB his_APPGE price_NN1 is_VBZ likely_JJ to_TO be_VBI significantly_RR cramped_VVN ._. 
Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 ,_, also_RR a_AT1 Whitbread_NP1 Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 winner_NN1 ,_, in_II 1989_MC ,_, is_VBZ trained_VVN by_II Lambourn-based_JJ Nicky_NP1 Henderson_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS has_VHZ gone_VVN close_JJ in_II the_AT Grand_JJ National_JJ on_II several_DA2 occasions_NN2 ._. 
Victory_NN1 for_IF Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 would_VM be_VBI universally_RR popular_JJ ._. 
Like_II Henderson_NP1 ,_, Arthur_NP1 Stephenson_NP1 ,_, has_VHZ been_VBN agonisingly_RR close_JJ at_II Aintree_NP1 ,_, particularly_RR with_IW the_AT evergreen_JJ Durham_NP1 Edition_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 relies_VVZ on_II Stay_NN1 On_II Tracks_NN2 ,_, a_AT1 consistent_JJ stayer_NN1 who_PNQS has_VHZ the_AT benefit_NN1 of_IO the_AT fearless_JJ Chris_NP1 Grant_NP1 's_GE assistance_NN1 from_II the_AT saddle_NN1 ._. 
Twin_NN1 Oaks_NN2 ,_, who_PNQS heads_VVZ the_AT weights_NN2 ,_, was_VBDZ the_AT fancy_NN1 of_IO many_DA2 for_IF Aintree_NP1 glory_NN1 as_CSA he_PPHS1 continued_VVD a_AT1 brilliant_JJ sequence_NN1 of_IO handicap_NN1 wins_VVZ at_II Haydock_NP1 Park_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB his_APPGE latest_JJT third_MD there_RL behind_II Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 in_II the_AT Greenalls_NP2 Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 suggests_VVZ he_PPHS1 will_VM find_VVI the_AT Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 winner_NN1 too_RG strong_JJ again_RT on_II these_DD2 terms_NN2 ._. 
Seagram_NP1 ,_, last_MD year_NNT1 's_GE winner_NN1 ,_, has_VHZ been_VBN a_AT1 long_JJ way_NN1 behind_II that_DD1 excellence_NN1 this_DD1 season_NNT1 ,_, as_CSA has_VHZ Bonanza_NN1 Boy_NN1 ,_, the_AT 1991_MC favourite_JJ ,_, whose_DDQGE desertion_NN1 by_II Peter_NP1 Scudamore_NP1 was_VBDZ clearly_RR influenced_VVN by_II the_AT drying_NN1 conditions_NN2 ._. 
Bonanza_NN1 Boy_NN1 's_GE trainer_NN1 Martin_NP1 Pipe_NP1 fancies_VVZ Huntworth_NP1 ahead_II21 of_II22 Bonanza_NN1 Boy_NN1 and_CC Omerta_NP1 ,_, the_AT Irish_JJ National_JJ winner_NN1 who_PNQS makes_VVZ a_AT1 belated_JJ seasonal_JJ reappearance_NN1 ._. 
The_AT 11th-hour_JJ acquisition_NN1 by_II Mrs_NNB David_NP1 Thompson_NP1 ,_, wife_NN1 of_IO the_AT owner_NN1 of_IO Cheveley_NP1 Park_NN1 Stud_NP1 ,_, of_IO Roc_NP1 de_NP1 Prince_NN1 and_CC Party_NN1 Politics_NN1 ,_, may_VM be_VBI in_RR21 vain_RR22 ,_, again_RT on_II the_AT expectation_NN1 of_IO near-perfect_JJ going_NN1 ._. 
Auntie_NNB Dot_NP1 ,_, third_MD 12_MC months_NNT2 ago_RA ,_, Rawhide_NP1 and_CC New_JJ Halen_NN1 ,_, are_VBR others_NN2 to_TO consider_VVI ,_, as_CSA is_VBZ the_AT consistent_JJ Romany_NN1 King_NN1 ,_, second-string_NN1 for_IF the_AT Toby_NP1 Balding_NP1 stable_JJ behind_II Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 ,_, and_CC a_AT1 good_JJ fourth_MD in_II the_AT Ritz_NP1 Club_NN1 Chase_NN1 at_II Cheltenham_NP1 last_MD time_NNT1 ._. 
Those_DD2 looking_VVG for_IF a_AT1 rank_NN1 outsider_NN1 at_II rewarding_JJ odds_NN2 may_VM do_VDI worse_RRR than_CSN invest_VV0 a_RR21 little_RR22 each-way_JJ on_II New_JJ Halen_NN1 ,_, who_PNQS was_VBDZ still_RR in_II contention_NN1 when_CS unseating_VVG his_APPGE rider_NN1 a_AT1 mile_NNU1 from_II home_NN1 last_MD year_NNT1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 won_VVD the_AT Mildmay_NP1 of_IO Flete_NN1 at_II Cheltenham_NP1 two_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA at_II 661_MC and_CC could_VM give_VVI Robert_NP1 Bellamy_NP1 a_AT1 memorable_JJ ride_NN1 ._. 
Irish_JJ horses_NN2 have_VH0 found_VVN Aintree_NP1 unpromising_JJ territory_NN1 ,_, but_CCB Laura_NP1 's_GE Beau_NN1 and_CC the_AT talented_JJ Rawhide_NN1 could_VM make_VVI an_AT1 impact_NN1 ._. 
In_II the_AT hope_NN1 that_CST Willsford_NP1 adapts_VVZ to_II the_AT place_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 take_VV0 him_PPHO1 to_TO come_VVI home_RL first_MD ,_, ahead_II21 of_II22 Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 ,_, Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 and_CC Stay_VV0 On_II Tracks_NN2 ._. 
The_AT Grand_JJ National_JJ :_: Romany_NP1 is_VBZ Day_NP1 's_VBZ Best_JJT By_II Course_NN1 Correspondent_NN1 ROMANY_NN1 KING*_FO ,_, a_AT1 model_NN1 of_IO consistency_NN1 who_PNQS has_VHZ been_VBN placed_VVN in_II all_RR21 but_RR22 one_MC1 of_IO his_APPGE 21_MC races_NN2 over_II fences_NN2 ,_, may_VM prove_VVI the_AT value_NN1 bet_VV0 in_RP today_RT 's_GE Martell_NP1 Grand_JJ National_JJ (_( 4.0_MC )_) at_II Aintree_NP1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 shaped_VVD well_RR when_CS fourth_MD behind_II Tipping_VVG Tim_NP1 at_II Cheltenham_NP1 and_CC appears_VVZ to_TO have_VHI been_VBN given_VVN an_AT1 ideal_JJ build-up_NN1 ._. 
Last_NP1 '_GE O_NP1 '_GE The_AT Bunch_NN1 may_VM be_VBI hard_JJ to_TO peg_VVI back_RP in_II the_AT Martell_NP1 Aintree_NP1 Chase_NN1 (_( 2.20_MC )_) ;_; Propero_NP1 can_VM spring_VVI a_AT1 surprise_NN1 in_II the_AT Martell_NP1 Aintree_NP1 Hurdle_NN1 (_( 3.5_MC )_) and_CC Errant_NP1 Knight_NP1 is_VBZ fancied_VVN for_IF the_AT Chivas_NP2 Regal_JJ Chase_NN1 (_( 4.55_MC )_) ._. 
The_AT Grand_JJ National_JJ :_: Dunwoody_NP1 bounces_VVZ back_RP By_II JOHN_NP1 OAKSEY_NP1 REMI_NP1 ANCE_NP1 MAN_NN1 ,_, ridden_VVN by_II Richard_NP1 Dunwoody_NP1 ,_, and_CC Bradbury_NP1 Star_NN1 ,_, the_AT mount_NN1 of_IO Eamon_NP1 Murphy_NP1 ,_, held_VVD centre_NN1 stage_NN1 at_II Aintree_NP1 yesterday_RT ,_, writes_VVZ John_NP1 Oaksey_NP1 ._. 
The_AT controversial_JJ Mildmay_NP1 fences_NN2 posed_VVD no_AT problems_NN2 they_PPHS2 could_VM not_XX solve_VVI and_CC ,_, eight_MC months_NNT2 in_II advance_NN1 ,_, everything_PN1 is_VBZ set_VVN for_IF an_AT1 enthralling_JJ Boxing_NN1 Day_NNT1 confrontation_NN1 in_II the_AT King_NNB George_NP1 VI_NP1 Rank_NP1 Chase_NN1 at_II Kempton_NP1 Park_NN1 ._. 
Trainers_NN2 Nicky_NP1 Henderson_NP1 and_CC Josh_NP1 Gifford_NP1 both_RR named_VVN that_DD1 race_NN1 as_CSA their_APPGE target_NN1 and_CC neither_DD1 horse_NN1 will_VM run_VVI again_RT this_DD1 season_NNT1 ._. 
Dunwoody_NP1 's_GE day_NNT1 started_VVD badly_RR with_IW a_AT1 fall_NN1 on_II Gambling_VVG Royal_JJ and_CC ,_, setting_VVG out_RP on_II Remittance_NN1 Man_NN1 for_IF the_AT Mumm_NP1 Melling_NP1 Chase_NN1 ,_, he_PPHS1 must_VM have_VHI had_VHN the_AT fences_NN2 more_RRR than_CSN usually_RR in_II mind_NN1 ._. 
Uncle_NNB Ernie_NP1 's_GE fall_NN1 at_II the_AT first_MD was_VBDZ hardly_RR reassuring_JJ but_CCB Remittance_NN1 Man_NN1 soon_RR put_VVD his_APPGE rider_NN1 's_GE mind_NN1 at_II rest_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 proud_JJ Henderson_NP1 said_VVD :_: '_GE Fast_JJ or_CC slow_JJ ,_, he_PPHS1 can_VM do_VDI it_PPH1 either_DD1 way_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB the_AT faster_JJR they_PPHS2 go_VV0 the_AT better_JJR ._. 
'_GE Sure_JJ enough_RR ,_, undisturbed_JJ by_II a_AT1 slow_JJ early_JJ gallop_NN1 ,_, Remittance_NN1 Man_NN1 's_GE jumping_NN1 warmed_VVD up_RP from_II good_JJ to_II brilliant_JJ ._. 
He_PPHS1 must_VM be_VBI a_AT1 dreadful_JJ horse_NN1 to_TO chase_VVI ,_, and_CC Pat_NP1 's_GE Jester_NN1 and_CC Edberg_NP1 were_VBDR left_VVN struggling_JJ ._. 
Eamon_NP1 Murphy_NP1 ,_, with_IW his_APPGE elder_JJR brother_NN1 Declan_NP1 suspended_VVD ,_, seized_VVD his_APPGE opportunity_NN1 in_II polished_JJ style_NN1 on_II Bradbury_NP1 Star_NN1 in_II the_AT Mumm_NP1 Mildmay_NP1 Chase_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB despite_II the_AT fine_JJ finish_NN1 in_II which_DDQ Bradbury_NP1 Star_NN1 held_VVD Jodami_NP1 ,_, the_AT abiding_JJ memory_NN1 of_IO this_DD1 race_NN1 will_VM be_VBI the_AT ride_NN1 Peter_NP1 Scudamore_NP1 gave_VVD Run_NN1 For_IF Free_JJ ._. 
The_AT blunder_NN1 he_PPHS1 survived_VVD at_II the_AT 15th_MD fence_NN1 would_VM have_VHI sent_VVN 99_MC men_NN2 out_II21 of_II22 100_MC into_II orbit_NN1 ._. 
Then_RT ,_, rescued_VVN by_II the_AT invisible_JJ safety_NN1 net_NN1 of_IO his_APPGE own_DA strength_NN1 and_CC balance_NN1 ,_, this_DD1 amazing_JJ champion_NN1 drove_VVD Run_NN1 For_IF Free_JJ back_NN1 into_II contention_NN1 ._. 
Their_APPGE distant_JJ third_MD was_VBDZ worth_II a_AT1 dozen_NNO victories_NN2 ._. 
The_AT equally_RR indomitable_JJ Dunwoody_NP1 had_VHD his_APPGE second_MD fall_NN1 of_IO the_AT day_NNT1 on_II Calabrese_NP2 and_CC completed_VVD a_AT1 painful_JJ hat-trick_NN1 when_CS King_NN1 of_IO The_AT Lot_NN1 unseated_VVD him_PPHO1 in_II the_AT Tote_NN1 7th_MD Handicap_NN1 Chase_NN1 ,_, won_VVN by_II Howe_NP1 Street_NNL1 ._. 
In_II the_AT circumstances_NN2 ,_, Dunwoody_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS escaped_VVD with_IW nothing_PN1 worse_JJR than_CSN bruises_NN2 ,_, was_VBDZ performing_VVG a_AT1 miracle_NN1 of_IO tolerant_JJ good_JJ sense_NN1 when_CS he_PPHS1 suggested_VVD that_CST the_AT Mildmay_NP1 fences_NN2 '_GE should_VM perhaps_RR be_VBI a_RR21 bit_RR22 more_RGR sloped_JJ and_CC not_XX quite_RG so_RG square_JJ at_II the_AT top_NN1 ._. 
'_" As_CSA Josh_NP1 Gifford_NP1 also_RR pointed_VVN out_RP ,_, one_MC1 root_NN1 of_IO the_AT problem_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST the_AT Mildmay_NP1 course_NN1 has_VHZ ,_, until_II now_RT ,_, been_VBN used_VVN only_RR once_RR a_AT1 year_NNT1 ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ hardly_RR surprising_JJ that_CST horses_NN2 ,_, accustomed_VVN to_II brushing_VVG through_II well-worn_JJ fences_NN2 ,_, should_VM find_VVI these_DD2 brand-new_JJ ,_, hard-packed_JJ ones_NN2 uninviting_JJ ._. 
John_NP1 Parrett_NP1 ,_, the_AT clerk_NN1 of_IO the_AT course_NN1 ,_, still_RR regards_VVZ his_APPGE fences_NN2 as_II '_GE perfectly_RR fair_JJ '_GE and_CC confirms_VVZ that_CST ,_, built_VVN to_II strict_JJ Jockey_NN1 Club_NN1 standards_NN2 ,_, they_PPHS2 were_VBDR passed_VVN by_II Ron_NP1 Barry_NP1 ,_, the_AT Inspector_NN1 of_IO Courses_NN2 ._. 
'_GE But_CCB we_PPIS2 will_VM always_RR consider_VVI constructive_JJ criticism_NN1 ,_, '_GE Parrett_NP1 said_VVD ._. 
I_PPIS1 hope_VV0 he_PPHS1 may_VM yet_RR accept_VVI the_AT general_JJ view_NN1 that_CST ,_, on_II this_DD1 sharp_JJ track_NN1 and_CC fast_RR going_VVG ,_, the_AT obstacles_NN2 should_VM be_VBI a_AT1 trifle_NN1 softer_JJR and_CC more_RGR invitingly_RR built_VVN ._. 
After_CS the_AT first-race_JJ fall_NN1 of_IO Sibton_NP1 Abbey_NN1 ,_, his_APPGE trainer_NN1 Ferdy_NP1 Murphy_NP1 did_VDD not_XX put_VVI it_PPH1 quite_RG so_RG politely_RR ._. 
'_" These_DD2 fences_NN2 are_VBR simply_RR not_XX acceptable_JJ ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 said_VVD ,_, and_CC promptly_RR withdrew_VVD Fiddle_NN1 A_RR21 Little_RR22 from_II today_RT 's_GE engagement_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB however_RGQV aggrieved_JJ Murphy_NP1 felt_VVD ,_, he_PPHS1 must_VM surely_RR have_VHI ended_VVN the_AT day_NNT1 a_AT1 proud_JJ and_CC happy_JJ man_NN1 ._. 
His_APPGE 27-year-old_JJ son_NN1 Paul_NP1 has_VHZ had_VHN only_RR 10_MC rides_NN2 ,_, but_CCB watching_VVG him_PPHO1 win_VV0 the_AT Martell_NP1 Fox_NN1 Hunters_NN2 '_GE Chase_NN1 on_II that_DD1 splendid_JJ 13-year-old_JJ Gee-A_NP1 ,_, nobody_PN1 could_VM possibly_RR have_VHI guessed_VVN it_PPH1 ._. 
Gee-A_NP1 and_CC his_APPGE rider_NN1 ought_VMK to_TO share_VVI the_AT honours_NN2 with_IW another_DD1 13-year-old_JJ ,_, Raise_VV0 An_AT1 Argument_NN1 ,_, and_CC his_APPGE rider_NN1 Andrew_NP1 Sansome_NP1 ._. 
Even_RR Scudamore_NP1 would_VM have_VHI been_VBN proud_JJ of_IO Sansome_NP1 's_GE recovery_NN1 at_II the_AT Chair_NN1 ._. 
The_AT Grand_JJ National_JJ :_: My_APPGE best_JJT chance_NN1 yet_RR By_II Peter_NP1 Scudamore_NP1 AN_AT1 OUNCE_NNU1 of_IO luck_NN1 is_VBZ always_RR welcome_VV0 in_II racing_VVG and_CC I_PPIS1 have_VH0 to_TO admit_VVI that_CST I_PPIS1 feel_VV0 the_AT most_RGT fortunate_JJ man_NN1 around_II this_DD1 morning_NNT1 having_VHG been_VBN asked_VVN to_TO ride_VVI Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 in_II the_AT Grand_JJ National_JJ a_AT1 race_NN1 I_PPIS1 have_VH0 never_RR won_VVN ._. 
The_AT fact_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST if_CS I_PPIS1 had_VHD n't_XX taken_VVN part_NN1 in_II the_AT BBC_NP1 television_NN1 previews_NN2 of_IO the_AT big_JJ event_NN1 I_PPIS1 would_VM probably_RR be_VBI riding_VVG my_APPGE old_JJ friend_NN1 Bonanza_NN1 Boy_NN1 ._. 
The_AT whole_JJ story_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ asked_VVN to_TO ride_VVI Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 ,_, Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 ,_, Auntie_NNB Dot_NP1 and_CC Bonanza_NN1 Boy_NN1 in_II home_NN1 gallops_VVZ for_IF the_AT television_NN1 cameras_NN2 and_CC then_RT to_TO compare_VVI the_AT quartet_NN1 ._. 
Not_XX many_DA2 other_JJ jockeys_NN2 are_VBR so_RG lucky_JJ ._. 
Even_RR leading_VVG up_II21 to_II22 the_AT filming_NN1 ,_, there_EX were_VBDR doubts_NN2 about_II Adrian_NP1 Maguire_NP1 riding_VVG Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 as_CSA he_PPHS1 had_VHD a_AT1 previous_JJ tie_NN1 to_II Omerta_NP1 ._. 
Also_RR ,_, Anthony_NP1 Tory_JJ ,_, regular_JJ jockey_NN1 for_IF Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 ,_, had_VHD been_VBN having_VHG trouble_NN1 with_IW his_APPGE shoulder_NN1 for_IF a_AT1 while_NNT1 ,_, and_CC Mark_NP1 Perrett_NP1 ,_, another_DD1 of_IO the_AT horse_NN1 's_GE regular_JJ riders_NN2 ,_, had_VHD been_VBN claimed_VVN for_IF Rubika_NP1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 can_VM remember_VVI vividly_RR the_AT whole_JJ episode_NN1 with_IW Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 was_VBDZ our_APPGE first_MD morning_NNT1 of_IO filming_VVG and_CC when_CS I_PPIS1 rode_VVD the_AT horse_NN1 I_PPIS1 really_RR liked_VVD him_PPHO1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 felt_VVD great_JJ ,_, he_PPHS1 worked_VVD with_IW class_NN1 and_CC he_PPHS1 had_VHD the_AT right_JJ attitude_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 thought_VVD :_: '_" This_DD1 is_VBZ the_AT one_PN1 ._. 
'_" When_RRQ we_PPIS2 had_VHD finished_VVN filming_VVG I_PPIS1 said_VVD to_II Kim_NP1 Bailey_NP1 ,_, the_AT trainer_NN1 :_: '_" If_CSW you_PPY ever_RR need_VV0 somebody_PN1 to_TO ride_VVI this_DD1 little_JJ horse_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 would_VM love_VVI to_TO be_VBI considered_VVN ._. 
'_" How_RGQ quickly_RR things_NN2 change_VV0 in_II racing_VVG and_CC change_VV0 they_PPHS2 certainly_RR have_VH0 this_DD1 week_NNT1 ._. 
When_CS I_PPIS1 rode_VVD Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 in_II his_APPGE work_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ thinking_VVG I_PPIS1 would_VM probably_RR be_VBI having_VHG my_APPGE fourth_MD Grand_JJ National_JJ ride_NN1 on_II Bonanza_NN1 Boy_NN1 then_RT there_EX were_VBDR reports_NN2 of_IO rain_NN1 across_II the_AT country_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ made_VVD me_PPIO1 feel_NN1 quite_RG satisfied_JJ to_TO be_VBI on_II Martin_NP1 Pipe_NP1 's_GE runner_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 knows_VVZ his_APPGE way_NN1 around_II the_AT course_NN1 and_CC ,_, with_IW any_DD luck_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 felt_VVD the_AT ground_NN1 would_VM come_VVI up_RP soft_JJ ._. 
However_RR ,_, when_CS I_PPIS1 got_VVD to_II Liverpool_NP1 on_II Thursday_NPD1 and_CC saw_VVD the_AT state_NN1 of_IO the_AT ground_NN1 ,_, instead_II21 of_II22 thinking_VVG about_II such_DA horses_NN2 as_CSA Laura_NP1 's_GE Beau_NN1 ,_, Rubika_NP1 and_CC Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 as_II the_AT major_JJ chances_NN2 ,_, suddenly_RR it_PPH1 was_VBDZ the_AT good-ground_JJ types_NN2 such_II21 as_II22 Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 who_PNQS re-entered_VVD calculations_NN2 ._. 
When_CS I_PPIS1 sat_VVD on_II Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ impressed_VVN with_IW him_PPHO1 too_RR ._. 
He_PPHS1 had_VHD not_XX been_VBN prepared_VVN for_IF Cheltenham_NP1 the_AT same_DA as_CSA some_DD horses_NN2 are_VBR ,_, because_CS there_EX had_VHD been_VBN a_AT1 last-minute_JJ change_NN1 of_IO plan_NN1 for_IF him_PPHO1 and_CC he_PPHS1 would_VM not_XX have_VHI been_VBN really_RR galloped_VVN hard_RR ._. 
Racing_VVG against_II other_JJ horses_NN2 is_VBZ an_AT1 entirely_RR different_JJ thing_NN1 from_II riding_VVG horses_NN2 in_II their_APPGE work_NN1 and_CC it_PPH1 is_VBZ not_XX always_RR the_AT ones_NN2 who_PNQS work_VV0 the_AT best_JJT that_CST are_VBR necessarily_RR the_AT winners_NN2 ._. 
In_II fact_NN1 ,_, Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 worked_VVN with_IW Romany_NP1 King_NN1 and_CC Sirrah_NN1 Jay_NP1 ,_, and_CC they_PPHS2 actually_RR worked_VVN better_RRR than_CSN he_PPHS1 did_VDD ._. 
Although_CS ,_, when_CS we_PPIS2 came_VVD back_RP from_II one_MC1 of_IO our_APPGE canters_NN2 ,_, Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 was_VBDZ very_RG bright_JJ ._. 
He_PPHS1 really_RR marched_VVD in_RP and_CC he_PPHS1 pulled_VVD 20_MC lengths_NN2 ahead_II21 of_II22 the_AT other_JJ two_MC just_JJ walking_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 is_VBZ in_II great_JJ form_NN1 ._. 
The_AT other_JJ interesting_JJ runner_NN1 I_PPIS1 rode_VVD was_VBDZ Auntie_NNB Dot_NP1 ,_, particularly_RR as_CSA she_PPHS1 has_VHZ the_AT advantage_NN1 of_IO being_VBG schooled_VVN over_II a_AT1 National-type_JJ fence_NN1 on_II her_APPGE trainer_NN1 John_NP1 Webber_NP1 's_GE gallops_NN2 ._. 
With_IW the_AT TV_NN1 cameras_NN2 there_RL ,_, Julian_NP1 Wilson_NP1 asked_VVD Mr_NNB Webber_NP1 if_CS I_PPIS1 could_VM pop_VVI her_PPHO1 over_II the_AT fence_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 joked_VVD about_II a_AT1 jockey_NN1 needing_VVG a_AT1 large_JJ port_NN1 and_CC brandy_NN1 to_TO do_VDI that_DD1 sort_NN1 of_IO thing_NN1 cold_NN1 in_II the_AT morning_NNT1 and_CC besides_RR we_PPIS2 might_VM be_VBI risking_VVG the_AT horse_NN1 suffering_VVG a_AT1 mishap_NN1 ._. 
'_" You_PPY let_VV0 me_PPIO1 worry_NN1 about_II any_DD injuries_NN2 my_APPGE horse_NN1 might_VM suffer_VVI ,_, '_GE said_VVD Mr_NNB Webber_NP1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 thought_VVD to_II myself_PPX1 :_: '_" Oh_UH no_UH '_GE but_CCB Auntie_NNB Dot_NP1 went_VVD into_II the_AT fence_NN1 and_CC was_VBDZ brilliant_JJ at_II it_PPH1 ._. 
Originally_RR I_PPIS1 thought_VVD the_AT ground_NN1 might_VM be_VBI too_RG soft_JJ for_IF her_PPHO1 ,_, making_VVG it_PPH1 a_AT1 real_JJ test_NN1 of_IO stamina_NN1 ,_, and_CC we_PPIS2 know_VV0 that_CST she_PPHS1 only_RR just_RR gets_VVZ the_AT trip_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB as_CSA the_AT ground_NN1 is_VBZ a_RR21@ lot_RR22 quicker_RRR now_RT ,_, she_PPHS1 must_VM have_VHI a_AT1 bright_JJ chance_NN1 ._. 
Bonanza_NN1 Boy_NN1 ,_, one_MC1 of_IO my_APPGE old_JJ favourites_NN2 ,_, has_VHZ been_VBN a_AT1 remarkable_JJ horse_NN1 over_II the_AT years_NNT2 and_CC I_PPIS1 am_VBM a_AT1 touch_NN1 sad_JJ in_II having_VHG to_TO desert_VVI him_PPHO1 for_IF a_AT1 horse_NN1 I_PPIS1 consider_VV0 to_TO have_VHI a_AT1 better_JJR chance_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB Martin_NP1 Pipe_NP1 is_VBZ a_AT1 realist_NN1 ,_, and_CC never_RR for_IF a_AT1 moment_NN1 did_VDD he_PPHS1 stand_VVI in_II my_APPGE way_NN1 when_CS the_AT Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 ride_NN1 came_VVD up_RP ._. 
Bonanza_NN1 Boy_NN1 will_VM have_VHI blinkers_NN2 back_RP on_II and_CC this_DD1 may_VM assist_VVI him_PPHO1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 knows_VVZ the_AT place_NN1 so_RG well_RR and_CC is_VBZ a_AT1 real_JJ hardy_JJ customer_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 suppose_VV0 I_PPIS1 am_VBM in_II a_AT1 good_JJ position_NN1 to_TO weigh_VVI up_RP the_AT prospects_NN2 of_IO the_AT major_JJ contenders_NN2 in_II today_RT 's_GE race_NN1 ,_, at_RR21 least_RR22 ,_, and_CC I_PPIS1 have_VH0 no_AT hesitation_NN1 in_II declaring_VVG my_APPGE delight_NN1 at_II being_VBG on_II Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 ._. 
On_II the_AT Form_NN1 Book_NN1 and_CC after_II riding_VVG him_PPHO1 ,_, I_PPIS1 consider_VV0 Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 to_TO be_VBI a_AT1 first-class_JJ prospect_NN1 ._. 
Twin_NN1 Oaks_NN2 looks_VVZ a_AT1 great_JJ type_NN1 for_IF the_AT fences_NN2 and_CC may_VM be_VBI the_AT hardest_JJT to_TO beat_VVI but_CCB I_PPIS1 also_RR have_VH0 a_AT1 healthy_JJ respect_NN1 for_IF Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 and_CC Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 ._. 
This_DD1 racing_JJ game_NN1 can_VM be_VBI funny_JJ ,_, ca_VM n't_XX it_PPH1 ?_? 
I_PPIS1 set_VV0 off_RP as_II a_AT1 television_NN1 test_NN1 pilot_NN1 and_CC have_VH0 ended_VVN up_RP with_IW my_APPGE best-ever_RR chance_NN1 of_IO winning_VVG the_AT race_NN1 ._. 
The_AT Grand_JJ National_JJ :_: Davies_NP1 hoping_VVG to_TO go_VVI far_RR By_II John_NP1 Oaksey_NP1 WISHFUL_NP1 thinking_NN1 is_VBZ a_AT1 notoriously_RR expensive_JJ way_NN1 of_IO choosing_VVG winners_NN2 ._. 
So_RR the_AT fact_NN1 that_CST ,_, like_II all_DB Sir_NNB Hugh_NP1 Dundas_NP1 's_GE friends_NN2 and_CC admirers_NN2 ,_, I_PPIS1 would_VM love_VVI to_TO see_VVI Ghofar_NP1 win_VVI him_PPHO1 today_RT 's_GE Martell_NP1 Grand_JJ National_JJ does_VDZ not_XX ,_, unfortunately_RR ,_, mean_VV0 it_PPH1 will_VM happen_VVI ._. 
But_CCB never_RR mind_VV0 ._. 
There_EX have_VH0 been_VBN miracles_NN2 at_II Aintree_NP1 before_RT ,_, and_CC Ghofar_NP1 ,_, fit_JJ and_CC fresh_JJ ,_, may_VM just_RR have_VHI a_AT1 better_JJR each-way_JJ chance_NN1 than_CSN his_APPGE odds_NN2 of_IO 331_MC suggest_VV0 ._. 
A_AT1 nine-year-old_JJ ,_, he_PPHS1 is_VBZ the_AT ideal_JJ age_NN1 and_CC will_VM be_VBI ridden_VVN by_II Hywel_NP1 Davies_NP1 for_IF the_AT first_MD time_NNT1 since_CS they_PPHS2 won_VVD the_AT 1989_MC Hennessy_NP1 Cognac_NN1 Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 ._. 
Ghofar_NN1 has_VHZ a_RR31 good_RR32 deal_RR33 in_II common_JJ with_IW Last_MD Suspect_NN1 ,_, the_AT 501_MC shot_VVD on_II whom_PNQO this_DD1 sagacious_JJ Welshman_NN1 won_VVD the_AT 1985_MC Grand_JJ National_JJ ._. 
Both_DB2 horses_NN2 are_VBR '_GE thinkers_NN2 '_GE in_II the_AT sense_NN1 that_CST a_AT1 lot_NN1 depends_VVZ on_II what_DDQ goes_VVZ on_RP inside_II their_APPGE heads_NN2 ._. 
Last_MD Suspect_NN1 ,_, an_AT1 inveterate_JJ tail-swisher_NN1 ,_, often_RR used_VMK to_TO sulk_VVI and_CC pull_VVI himself_PPX1 up_RP if_CS he_PPHS1 did_VDD not_XX like_VVI the_AT way_NN1 a_AT1 race_NN1 seemed_VVD to_TO be_VBI going_VVG ._. 
But_CCB having_VHG talked_VVN his_APPGE reluctant_JJ owner_NN1 and_CC trainer_NN1 into_II running_VVG ,_, Davies_NP1 proceeded_VVD to_TO kid_VVI and_CC cajole_NN1 their_APPGE unpredictable_JJ 11-year-old_NN1 into_II running_VVG the_AT race_NN1 of_IO his_APPGE life_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 achieved_VVD a_AT1 comparable_JJ masterpiece_NN1 on_II Ghofar_NP1 in_II the_AT 1989_MC Hennessy_NP1 (_( their_APPGE only_JJ previous_JJ effort_NN1 together_RL )_) and_CC plans_VVZ another_DD1 this_DD1 afternoon_NNT1 ._. 
'_" It_PPH1 is_VBZ all_DB a_AT1 question_NN1 of_IO mind_NN1 over_II matter_NN1 ,_, '_GE Davies_NP1 says_VVZ '_GE just_RR like_II Last_MD Suspect_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 shall_VM want_VVI a_AT1 good_JJ start_NN1 and_CC be_VBI up_RP there_RL over_II the_AT first_MD few_DA2 fences_NN2 ._. 
'_" You_PPY have_VH0 to_TO motivate_VVI horses_NN2 like_II these_DD2 ,_, but_CCB once_RR I_PPIS1 've_VH0 got_VVN Ghofar_NP1 's_GE blood_NN1 up_RP ,_, we_PPIS2 should_VM be_VBI cruising_VVG ._. 
My_APPGE only_JJ worry_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST ,_, with_IW the_AT ground_NN1 drying_VVG up_RP ,_, they_PPHS2 might_VM go_VVI so_RG fast_RR that_CST he_PPHS1 gets_VVZ disheartened_JJ ._. 
But_CCB I_PPIS1 'm_VBM really_RR looking_VVG forward_RL to_II the_AT ride_NN1 ._. 
'_" For_IF Ghofar_NP1 's_GE owners_NN2 ,_, most_DAT of_IO the_AT '_GE motivation_NN1 '_GE has_VHZ come_VVN from_II the_AT horse_NN1 's_GE trainer_NN1 David_NP1 Elsworth_NP1 ._. 
Neither_RR Hugh_NP1 Dundas_NP1 ,_, his_APPGE wife_NN1 (_( who_PNQS is_VBZ my_APPGE sister_NN1 )_) ,_, nor_CC their_APPGE American_JJ partner_NN1 Don_NP1 Tafner_NP1 were_VBDR at_RR21 all_RR22 keen_JJ to_TO run_VVI in_II the_AT first_MD place_NN1 ._. 
They_PPHS2 did_VDD not_XX enjoy_VVI Aintree_NP1 two_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA and_CC did_VDD not_XX think_VVI that_CST Ghofar_NP1 (_( who_PNQS was_VBDZ unplaced_JJ to_II Mr_NNB Frisk_NP1 )_) enjoyed_VVD himself_PPX1 much_RR either_RR ._. 
But_CCB like_II so_RG many_DA2 owners_NN2 ,_, they_PPHS2 have_VH0 learnt_VVN from_II experience_NN1 that_CST when_CS David_NP1 Elsworth_NP1 takes_VVZ a_AT1 view_NN1 about_II horses_NN2 ,_, it_PPH1 seldom_RR pays_VVZ to_TO disagree_VVI ._. 
Nine_MC times_NNT2 out_II21 of_II22 10_MC ,_, however_RGQV improbably_RR ,_, he_PPHS1 turns_VVZ out_RP to_TO be_VBI right_JJ ._. 
Elsworth_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS blames_VVZ himself_PPX1 for_IF '_GE choosing_VVG the_AT wrong_JJ race_NN1 '_GE for_IF Ghofar_NP1 twice_RR this_DD1 season_NNT1 ,_, is_VBZ now_RT convinced_VVN the_AT horse_NN1 is_VBZ a_AT1 much_RR more_RGR adaptable_JJ jumper_NN1 than_CSN the_AT rather_RG hesitant_JJ seven-year-old_JJ Brendan_NP1 Powell_NP1 rode_VVD in_II 1990_MC ._. 
Ghofar_VV0 ,_, incurably_RR idle_JJ at_II home_NN1 ,_, has_VHZ not_XX run_VVN since_II February_NPM1 ._. 
But_CCB he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ taken_VVN last_MD month_NNT1 to_II Bill_NP1 Wightman_NP1 's_GE gallops_NN2 on_II the_AT lovely_JJ downland_NN1 on_II which_DDQ the_AT great_JJ Halloween_NNT1 was_VBDZ trained_VVN ._. 
Elsworth_NP1 says_VVZ :_: '_" A_ZZ1 new_JJ place_NN1 gees_UH him_PPHO1 up_RP a_RR21 bit_RR22 ._. 
We_PPIS2 went_VVD two_MC miles_NNU2 not_XX quite_RG like_JJ Halloween_NNT1 perhaps_RR but_CCB still_RR not_XX bad_JJ ._. 
He_PPHS1 is_VBZ fit_JJ and_CC there_EX wo_VM n't_XX be_VBI a_AT1 healthier-looking_JJR horse_NN1 in_II the_AT field_NN1 ._. 
'_GE GHOFAR_NP1 'S_GE gleaming_JJ coat_NN1 is_VBZ left_JJ unclipped_JJ for_IF the_AT excellent_JJ reason_NN1 that_CST ,_, like_II the_AT immortal_JJ Crisp_NN1 ,_, he_PPHS1 wo_VM n't_XX allow_VVI a_AT1 clipping_NN1 machine_NN1 near_II him_PPHO1 ._. 
If_CS only_RR he_PPHS1 could_VM inherit_VVI a_AT1 few_DA2 more_DAR of_IO the_AT great_JJ Australian_JJ chaser_NN1 's_GE foibles_NN2 ,_, this_DD1 afternoon_NNT1 's_GE first_MD prize_NN1 would_VM be_VBI in_II the_AT bag_NN1 ._. 
Instead_RR ,_, as_CSA David_NP1 Elsworth_NP1 admits_VVZ ,_, '_" with_IW Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 horses_NN2 giving_VVG him_PPHO1 only_RR a_AT1 few_DA2 pounds_NN2 ,_, it_PPH1 is_VBZ asking_VVG an_RR31 awful_RR32 lot_RR33 ._. 
By_II modern_JJ standards_NN2 ,_, this_DD1 is_VBZ a_AT1 hard_JJ National_JJ to_TO win_VVI ._. 
'_" It_PPH1 may_VM well_RR be_VBI ,_, but_CCB the_AT question_NN1 of_IO how_RGQ much_DA1 the_AT Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 took_VVD out_II21 of_II22 Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 and_CC Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 will_VM only_RR be_VBI answered_VVN when_CS the_AT heat_NN1 is_VBZ on_RP ._. 
The_AT dismal_JJ post-war_JJ record_NN1 of_IO Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 winners_NN2 is_VBZ hard_JJ to_TO ignore_VVI and_CC Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 is_VBZ no_AT Prince_NN1 Regent_NP1 ._. 
A_AT1 much_RR fresher_JJR horse_NN1 who_PNQS has_VHZ been_VBN trained_VVN for_IF this_DD1 all_DB season_NNT1 is_VBZ Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 ,_, fourth_MD two_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA ._. 
Unless_CS it_PPH1 rains_VVZ ,_, the_AT ground_NN1 should_VM suit_VVI him_PPHO1 fine_JJ ,_, and_CC Richard_NP1 Dunwoody_NP1 showed_VVD on_II Thursday_NPD1 just_RR how_RGQ priceless_JJ his_APPGE assistance_NN1 can_VM be_VBI ._. 
Now_CS21 that_CS22 Party_NN1 Politics_NN1 has_VHZ been_VBN sold_VVN reportedly_RR for_IF an_AT1 offer_NN1 Mr_NNB Stoddart_NP1 would_VM have_VHI been_VBN insane_JJ to_TO refuse_VVI Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 and_CC Auntie_NNB Dot_NP1 are_VBR the_AT only_RR two_MC runners_NN2 bred_VVN by_II their_APPGE owners_NN2 ._. 
That_DD1 puts_VVZ them_PPHO2 firmly_RR into_II my_APPGE '_GE wishful_JJ thinking_NN1 '_GE group_NN1 but_CCB strictly_RR on_II form_NN1 ,_, they_PPHS2 are_VBR still_RR sensible_JJ selections_NN2 ._. 
Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 ,_, I_PPIS1 regret_VV0 to_TO add_VVI ,_, is_VBZ extremely_RR well_RR handicapped_VVN with_IW Ghofar_NP1 ._. 
Willsford_NN1 would_VM be_VBI my_APPGE other_JJ suggestion_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 would_VM probably_RR like_VVI it_PPH1 softer_JJR ,_, but_CCB whatever_DDQV your_APPGE view_NN1 of_IO Mrs_NNB Pitman_NP1 ,_, his_APPGE trainer_NN1 ,_, as_CSA a_AT1 strategist_NN1 and_CC communicator_NN1 ,_, there_EX is_VBZ no_AT doubt_NN1 at_II all_DB of_IO her_APPGE ability_NN1 to_TO train_VVI Grand_JJ National_JJ horses_NN2 ._. 
Good_JJ luck_NN1 to_II all_DB of_IO them_PPHO2 ,_, and_CC how_RGQ wonderful_JJ it_PPH1 would_VM be_VBI if_CS ,_, even_CS21 when_CS22 things_NN2 get_VV0 tight_RR towards_II the_AT end_NN1 ,_, the_AT Jockey_NN1 Club_NN1 guidelines_NN2 on_II the_AT whip_NN1 could_VM be_VBI remembered_VVN ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ in_II this_DD1 ,_, British_JJ jumping_NN1 's_GE most_RGT widely_RR publicised_JJ showcase_NN1 ,_, that_CST their_APPGE observance_NN1 is_VBZ most_RGT vital_JJ ._. 
Soccer_NN1 :_: Peterboro_NP1 promotion_NN1 set-back_NN1 PETERBOROUGH_NP1 's_GE promotion_NN1 hopes_NN2 were_VBDR dented_VVN when_CS they_PPHS2 lost_VVD 30_MC at_II lowly_JJ Wigan_NP1 and_CC they_PPHS2 also_RR had_VHN striker_NN1 Steve_NP1 Cooper_NP1 sent_VVD off_RP for_IF dissent_NN1 ._. 
Alan_NP1 Johnson_NP1 put_VVD the_AT home_NN1 side_NN1 ahead_RL in_II the_AT first_MD half_NN1 with_IW Kevin_NP1 Langley_NP1 and_CC Gary_NP1 Worthington_NP1 adding_VVG further_JJR goals_NN2 after_II the_AT interval_NN1 ._. 
Bournemouth_NP1 's_GE play-off_NN1 ambitions_NN2 received_VVD a_AT1 lift_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 20_MC win_VV0 over_II Chester_NP1 ,_, courtesy_NN1 of_IO brilliant_JJ solo_NN1 goals_NN2 from_II Paul_NP1 Wood_NP1 and_CC Efan_JJ Ekoku_NN1 ._. 
Two_MC goals_NN2 from_II Wayne_NP1 Biggins_NP1 kept_VVD Stoke_NP1 on_II course_NN1 for_IF the_AT Third_MD Division_NN1 title_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 30_MC home_RL win_VV0 over_II Darlington_NP1 ._. 
Biggins_NP1 scored_VVD from_II the_AT penalty_NN1 spot_NN1 after_CS only_RR 10_MC minutes_NNT2 and_CC added_VVD another_DD1 soon_RR after_CS before_II Mark_NP1 Stein_NP1 completed_VVD the_AT scoring_NN1 ._. 
Fourth_MD Division_NN1 bottom_NN1 club_NN1 Doncaster_NP1 completed_VVD the_AT double_NN1 over_II Wrexham_NP1 by_II winning_VVG 21_MC at_II the_AT Racecourse_NN1 Ground_NN1 and_CC have_VH0 now_RT won_VVN three_MC in_II a_AT1 row_NN1 ._. 
Old_JJ Etonians_NN2 and_CC Old_JJ Chigwellians_NN2 meet_VV0 in_II the_AT final_NN1 of_IO the_AT Arthur_NP1 Dunn_NP1 Cup_NN1 at_II the_AT London_NP1 University_NN1 Ground_NN1 ,_, Motspur_NP1 Park_NN1 ,_, today_RT ._. 
Chigwellians_NN2 are_VBR appearing_VVG in_II their_APPGE fourth_MD final_NN1 ,_, having_VHG last_NN1 won_VVN the_AT cup_NN1 in_II 1980_MC ,_, while_CS this_DD1 is_VBZ Etonians_NN2 '_GE second_MD appearance_NN1 ._. 
They_PPHS2 were_VBDR beaten_VVN 61_MC by_II Old_JJ Salopians_NN2 in_II 1952_MC ._. 
Soccer_NN1 :_: Foley_NP1 and_CC 11_MC others_NN2 sacked_VVN as_CSA cuts_NN2 bite_VV0 By_II John_NP1 Ley_NP1 THEO_NP1 FOLEY_NP1 ,_, manager_NN1 of_IO Fourth_MD Division_NN1 Northampton_NP1 ,_, became_VVD a_AT1 victim_NN1 of_IO the_AT club_NN1 's_GE financial_JJ problems_NN2 yesterday_RT when_CS he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ dismissed_VVN by_II the_AT administrators_NN2 put_VVN in_II31 charge_II32 of_II33 affairs_NN2 at_II the_AT County_NN1 Ground_NN1 ._. 
Nine_MC players_NN2 and_CC two_MC back-room_JJ staff_NN were_VBDR also_RR released_VVN by_II the_AT administrators_NN2 ,_, who_PNQS are_VBR attempting_VVG to_TO save_VVI more_DAR than_CSN 350,000_MC in_II 17_MC weeks_NNT2 ._. 
The_AT drastic_JJ cuts_NN2 come_VV0 a_AT1 week_NNT1 after_II Aldershot_NP1 were_VBDR wound_VVN up_RP and_CC rekindle_VV0 fears_NN2 for_IF several_DA2 Fourth_MD Division_NN1 clubs_NN2 facing_VVG closure_NN1 ._. 
In_II March_NPM1 ,_, Northampton_NP1 won_VVD a_AT1 two-month_JJ breather_NN1 from_II a_AT1 winding-up_NN1 order_NN1 on_II more_DAR than_CSN 13,000_MC owed_VVD to_II a_AT1 printing_NN1 firm_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB the_AT club_NN1 's_GE liabilities_NN2 on_II Dec_NPM1 31_MC were_VBDR 1,162,306_MC ,_, of_IO which_DDQ they_PPHS2 owed_VVD the_AT Inland_JJ Revenue_NN1 126,368_MC ._. 
The_AT players_NN2 ,_, who_PNQS will_VM receive_VVI little_DA1 compensation_NN1 ,_, have_VH0 been_VBN in_II31 contact_II32 with_II33 the_AT Professional_JJ Footballers_NN2 '_GE Association_NN1 ._. 
Mr_NNB Foley_NP1 ,_, formerly_RR assistant_JJ to_II George_NP1 Graham_NP1 at_II Arsenal_NP1 ,_, said_VVD :_: '_" It_PPH1 was_VBDZ my_APPGE 55th_MD birthday_NN1 yesterday_RT and_CC this_DD1 is_VBZ no_AT way_NN1 to_TO celebrate_VVI ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 felt_VVD it_PPH1 might_VM come_VVI close_RR to_II something_PN1 like_II this_DD1 ._. 
But_CCB I_PPIS1 am_VBM sad_JJ that_CST the_AT compensation_NN1 has_VHZ been_VBN cleverly_RR worked_VVN out_RP so_CS we_PPIS2 receive_VV0 very_RG little_DA1 ._. 
'_GE The_AT players_NN2 affected_VVN are_VBR Peter_NP1 Gleasure_NP1 ,_, Trevor_NP1 Quow_NP1 ,_, Irvin_NP1 Gernon_NP1 ,_, Adrian_NP1 Thorpe_NP1 ,_, Greg_NP1 Campbell_NP1 ,_, Dave_NP1 Johnson_NP1 ,_, David_NP1 Scope_NN1 ,_, Darren_NP1 Wood_NP1 and_CC Kevin_NP1 Wilkin_NP1 ._. 
The_AT club_NN1 's_GE game_NN1 at_II Barnet_NP1 goes_VVZ ahead_RL with_IW player_NN1 Phil_NP1 Chard_NP1 in_II temporary_JJ charge_NN1 ._. 
Birmingham_NP1 City_NN1 were_VBDR yesterday_RT fined_VVN 50,000_MC and_CC ordered_VVD to_TO play_VVI two_MC games_NN2 behind_II closed_JJ doors_NN2 following_VVG the_AT riot_NN1 at_II St_NP1 Andrews_NP1 in_II February_NPM1 ,_, though_CS the_AT punishment_NN1 is_VBZ suspended_VVN until_II the_AT end_NN1 of_IO next_MD season_NNT1 ._. 
The_AT penalty_NN1 comes_VVZ after_II an_AT1 invasion_NN1 involving_VVG around_RG 2,000_MC Birmingham_NP1 supporters_NN2 ,_, who_PNQS took_VVD to_II the_AT pitch_NN1 at_II the_AT end_NN1 of_IO the_AT Third_MD Division_NN1 game_NN1 against_II Stoke_NP1 ._. 
Wimbledon_NP1 manager_NN1 Joe_NP1 Kinnear_NP1 has_VHZ been_VBN charged_VVN by_II the_AT FA_NP1 with_IW misconduct_NN1 for_IF the_AT second_MD time_NNT1 this_DD1 year_NNT1 ._. 
Mr_NNB Kinnear_NP1 appeals_VVZ later_RRR this_DD1 month_NNT1 against_II an_AT1 1,800_MC fine_JJ imposed_VVN after_II an_AT1 incident_NN1 involving_VVG match_NN1 officials_NN2 at_II a_AT1 reserve_JJ game_NN1 ._. 
Now_RT he_PPHS1 must_VM face_VVI the_AT FA_NP1 again_RT ,_, accused_VVD of_IO verbally_RR abusing_VVG a_AT1 linesman_NN1 following_VVG last_MD week_NNT1 's_GE defeat_NN1 by_II Arsenal_NP1 ._. 
Soccer_NN1 :_: Sunderland_NP1 have_VH0 experience_NN1 to_TO reach_VVI Wembley_NP1 FA_NP1 CUP_NN1 SEMI-FINALS_NN2 Liverpool_NP1 unlikely_JJ to_TO allow_VVI historic_JJ Second_MD Division_NN1 double_NN1 By_II Colin_NP1 Gibson_NP1 IF_CS THE_AT romantics_NN2 have_VH0 their_APPGE way_NN1 ,_, Jim_NP1 Smith_NP1 and_CC Malcolm_NP1 Crosby_NP1 will_VM lead_VVI their_APPGE teams_NN2 out_RP to_TO create_VVI a_AT1 piece_NN1 of_IO FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 final_NN1 history_NN1 on_II May_NPM1 9_MC ._. 
But_CCB while_CS the_AT FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 can_VM still_RR turn_VVI dreams_NN2 into_II reality_NN1 ,_, the_AT Second_MD Division_NN1 might_VM have_VHI to_TO settle_VVI for_IF one_MC1 representative_NN1 at_II Wembley_NP1 after_II tomorrow_RT 's_GE semi-finals_NN2 ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ not_XX always_RR the_AT best_JJT side_NN1 that_CST wins_VVZ an_AT1 FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 semi-final_NN1 ;_; in_RR31 the_RR32 main_RR33 ,_, it_PPH1 is_VBZ normally_RR the_AT most_RGT experienced_JJ team_NN1 that_CST succeeds_VVZ ._. 
That_DD1 could_VM be_VBI the_AT vital_JJ ingredient_NN1 for_IF Sunderland_NP1 as_CSA they_PPHS2 attempt_VV0 to_TO embarrass_VVI Norwich_NP1 and_CC the_AT Roker_NP1 Park_NN1 directors_NN2 at_II Hillsborough_NP1 by_II producing_VVG the_AT club_NN1 's_GE best_JJT result_NN1 in_II 19_MC years_NNT2 ._. 
Since_CS Mr_NNB Crosby_NP1 became_VVD their_APPGE caretaker-manger_NN1 ,_, Sunderland_NP1 have_VH0 undergone_VVN a_AT1 remarkable_JJ change_NN1 of_IO fortune_NN1 ,_, and_CC that_DD1 improved_JJ form_NN1 has_VHZ never_RR been_VBN more_RGR obvious_JJ than_CSN in_II the_AT Cup_NN1 ._. 
They_PPHS2 have_VH0 already_RR knocked_VVN out_RP First_MD Division_NN1 West_NP1 Ham_NP1 and_CC Chelsea_NP1 and_CC ,_, in_II this_DD1 cluttered_JJ sporting_JJ weekend_NNT1 ,_, Norwich_NP1 could_VM be_VBI another_DD1 faller_NN1 ._. 
Though_CS Norwich_NP1 reached_VVD the_AT FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 semi-final_NN1 at_II Villa_NN1 Park_NN1 in_II 1989_MC ,_, they_PPHS2 were_VBDR left_VVN with_IW only_RR three_MC survivors_NN2 from_II the_AT team_NN1 which_DDQ lost_VVD to_II Everton_NP1 when_RRQ Ian_NP1 Crook_NN1 withdrew_VVD yesterday_RT ._. 
Dave_NP1 Stringer_NP1 ,_, the_AT Norwich_NP1 manager_NN1 ,_, recalls_VVZ that_CST Everton_NP1 's_GE greater_JJR experience_NN1 was_VBDZ the_AT decisive_JJ factor_NN1 ._. 
'_" They_PPHS2 were_VBDR much_RR more_RGR relaxed_JJ than_CSN we_PPIS2 were_VBDR ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 said_VVD ._. 
'_" They_PPHS2 had_VHD seen_VVN it_PPH1 all_DB before_RT ._. 
'_GE Norwich_NP1 lost_VVD key_JJ components_NN2 of_IO their_APPGE team_NN1 in_II the_AT run-up_NN1 to_II the_AT Everton_NP1 game_NN1 just_RR as_CSA they_PPHS2 have_VH0 for_IF tomorrow_RT 's_GE tie_NN1 ._. 
Three_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA Mike_NP1 Phelan_NP1 ,_, now_RT with_IW Manchester_NP1 United_JJ ,_, was_VBDZ injured_VVN and_CC Robert_NP1 Fleck_NN1 was_VBDZ given_VVN compassionate_JJ leave_NN1 after_II his_APPGE father_NN1 died_VVD on_II the_AT eve_NNT1 of_IO the_AT game_NN1 ._. 
Tomorrow_RT Fleck_NN1 is_VBZ again_RT likely_JJ to_TO be_VBI absent_JJ unless_CS he_PPHS1 overcomes_VVZ an_AT1 aversion_NN1 to_II pain-killers_NN2 and_CC injections_NN2 ,_, while_CS Scottish_JJ international_JJ goalkeeper_NN1 Bryan_NP1 Gunn_NP1 is_VBZ a_AT1 long-term_JJ casualty_NN1 ._. 
In_II contrast_NN1 ,_, Sunderland_NP1 have_VH0 a_AT1 rich_JJ seam_NN1 of_IO experienced_JJ players_NN2 ,_, among_II them_PPHO2 Paul_NP1 Bracewell_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS played_VVD for_IF Everton_NP1 in_II the_AT 1989_MC semi-final_JJ ._. 
Bracewell_NP1 has_VHZ been_VBN a_AT1 three-times_NNT2 loser_NN1 in_II FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 finals_NN2 ,_, but_CCB this_DD1 season_NNT1 his_APPGE vault_NN1 of_IO knowledge_NN1 has_VHZ been_VBN a_AT1 key_JJ factor_NN1 especially_RR in_II the_AT recovery_NN1 at_II Stamford_NP1 Bridge_NP1 against_II Chelsea_NP1 ._. 
John_NP1 Byrne_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS equalised_VVD that_DD1 night_NNT1 ,_, Peter_NP1 Davenport_NP1 ,_, Welsh_JJ international_JJ Tony_NP1 Norman_NP1 and_CC Northern_NP1 Ireland_NP1 's_GE Anton_NP1 Rogan_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 Scottish_JJ Cup-winner_NN1 with_IW Celtic_JJ ,_, all_DB provide_VV0 Sunderland_NP1 with_IW essential_JJ experience_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ a_AT1 factor_NN1 that_CST Mr_NNB Crosby_NP1 recognises_VVZ :_: '_GE Tactics_NN2 can_VM win_VVI you_PPY these_DD2 games_NN2 ,_, but_CCB more_RGR often_RR than_CSN not_XX it_PPH1 is_VBZ whether_CSW the_AT players_NN2 have_VH0 the_AT experience_NN1 and_CC the_AT bottle_NN1 ._. 
'_" It_PPH1 will_VM be_VBI a_AT1 strange_JJ afternoon_NNT1 for_IF the_AT directors_NN2 from_II Roker_NP1 Park_NN1 ._. 
Should_VM Sunderland_NP1 win_VVI ,_, the_AT pressure_NN1 to_TO appoint_VVI Mr_NNB Crosby_NP1 as_CSA full-time_JJ manager_NN1 will_VM increase_VVI ._. 
They_PPHS2 have_VH0 shown_VVN a_AT1 stubborn_JJ reluctance_NN1 to_TO take_VVI that_DD1 course_NN1 so_RG far_RR ,_, which_DDQ leads_VVZ to_II the_AT belief_NN1 that_CST they_PPHS2 have_VH0 already_RR promised_VVN the_AT job_NN1 elsewhere_RL ._. 
Mr_NNB Crosby_NP1 said_VVD :_: '_" I_PPIS1 also_RR have_VH0 10_MC important_JJ League_NN1 matches_VVZ left_JJ and_CC have_VH0 said_VVN all_DB along_RP that_CST if_CS we_PPIS2 do_VD0 n't_XX win_VVI these_DD2 as_RR21 well_RR22 I_PPIS1 can_VM not_XX expect_VVI to_TO be_VBI given_VVN the_AT job_NN1 here_RL ._. 
'_" It_PPH1 would_VM ,_, Mr_NNB Crosby_NP1 appreciates_VVZ ,_, be_VBI wonderful_JJ to_TO leave_VVI Sunderland_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 club_NN1 he_PPHS1 has_VHZ worshipped_VVN since_CS he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ a_AT1 boy_NN1 ,_, as_CSA FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 finalists_NN2 ._. 
To_TO leave_VVI them_PPHO2 as_CSA Cup-holders_NN2 might_VM require_VVI a_AT1 miracle_NN1 ._. 
Despite_II their_APPGE unusually_RR erratic_JJ season_NNT1 ,_, it_PPH1 has_VHZ been_VBN hard_JJ to_TO argue_VVI against_II the_AT premise_NN1 that_CST Liverpool_NP1 's_GE name_NN1 might_VM already_RR be_VBI on_II the_AT Cup_NN1 ._. 
Though_CS they_PPHS2 may_VM never_RR have_VHI been_VBN more_RGR vulnerable_JJ as_CSA Peterborough_NP1 demonstrated_VVD in_II the_AT Rumbelows_NP1 Cup_NN1 Liverpool_NP1 are_VBR the_AT most_RGT experienced_JJ team_NN1 in_II the_AT last_MD four_MC of_IO the_AT FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 ._. 
While_CS Mr_NNB Smith_NP1 will_VM have_VHI the_AT sympathy_NN1 vote_NN1 at_II Highbury_NP1 ,_, he_PPHS1 admits_VVZ :_: '_" It_PPH1 will_VM be_VBI a_AT1 major_JJ upset_JJ if_CS we_PPIS2 beat_VV0 them_PPHO2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 saw_VVD them_PPHO2 against_II Genoa_NP1 and_CC I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ very_RG impressed_JJ ._. 
'_" If_CSW that_DD1 was_VBDZ a_AT1 poor_JJ performance_NN1 ,_, then_RT I_PPIS1 just_RR have_VH0 to_TO hope_VVI that_CST they_PPHS2 do_VD0 n't_XX play_VVI well_RR against_II us_PPIO2 at_II Highbury_NP1 ._. 
If_CS we_PPIS2 do_VD0 n't_XX get_VVI our_APPGE attitude_NN1 right_RR we_PPIS2 will_VM get_VVI turned_VVN over_RP ._. 
'_GE But_CCB Portsmouth_NP1 will_VM find_VVI it_PPH1 difficult_JJ to_TO stop_VVI Graeme_NP1 Souness_NP1 filling_VVG the_AT only_JJ serious_JJ gap_NN1 in_II his_APPGE footballing_JJ career_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 never_RR won_VVD the_AT FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 as_II a_AT1 player_NN1 ,_, nor_CC reached_VVD the_AT final_NN1 ._. 
Now_RT ,_, in_II his_APPGE first_MD FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 campaign_NN1 as_II a_AT1 manager_NN1 ,_, all_DB that_DD1 could_VM alter_VVI ._. 
NON-LEAGUE_JJ SOCCER_NN1 Colchester_NP1 eye_NN1 double_NN1 By_II Peter_NP1 Ernest_NP1 COLCHESTER_NP1 'S_GE quest_NN1 to_TO become_VVI only_RR the_AT second_MD club_NN1 to_TO complete_VVI the_AT non-League_JJ double_NN1 continues_VVZ today_RT ,_, with_IW a_AT1 6,000-plus_FO crowd_NN1 expected_VVN at_II Layer_NP1 Road_NNL1 for_IF the_AT Vauxhall_NP1 FA_NP1 Trophy_NN1 semi-final_NN1 clash_NN1 with_IW Macclesfield_NP1 ._. 
Leaders_NN2 of_IO the_AT GM_NP1 Vauxhall_NP1 Conference_NN1 ,_, Colchester_NP1 are_VBR 54_MC favourites_NN2 to_TO emulate_VVI Wealdstone_NP1 's_GE double_JJ feat_NN1 of_IO 1985_MC and_CC go_VV0 into_II today_RT 's_GE first-leg_NN1 seeking_VVG the_AT first_MD domestic_JJ trophy_NN1 in_II their_APPGE 55-year_JJ history_NN1 ._. 
Apart_II21 from_II22 scoring_VVG 98_MC goals_NN2 in_II all_DB competitions_NN2 this_DD1 season_NNT1 ,_, Colchester_NP1 also_RR have_VH0 an_AT1 outstanding_JJ defence_NN1 ,_, with_IW no_AT goals_NN2 conceded_VVN in_II 23_MC of_IO their_APPGE 47_MC games_NN2 ._. 
Macclesfield_NP1 ,_, inaugural_JJ winners_NN2 of_IO the_AT competition_NN1 in_II 1970_MC ,_, lie_VV0 below_RG halfway_RR in_II the_AT Conference_NN1 ,_, having_VHG found_VVN the_AT net_NN1 only_RR 35_MC times_NNT2 in_II 34_MC games_NN2 ._. 
But_CCB in_II five_MC Trophy_NN1 ties_VVZ they_PPHS2 have_VH0 conceded_VVN only_RR one_MC1 goal_NN1 ._. 
Witton_NP1 Albion_NP1 ,_, the_AT Conference_NN1 newcomers_NN2 ,_, are_VBR involved_JJ in_II the_AT other_JJ Trophy_NN1 semi-final_NN1 against_II Merseyside_NP1 club_NN1 Marine_NN1 ,_, of_IO the_AT HSF_NP1 Loans_NN2 League_NN1 ._. 
Wycombe_NP1 will_VM draw_VVI level_NN1 on_II points_NN2 with_IW Colchester_NP1 if_CS they_PPHS2 win_VV0 their_APPGE Conference_NN1 match_NN1 at_II Farnborough_NP1 this_DD1 afternoon_NNT1 ._. 
SATURDAY_NPD1 PROFILE_NN1 Man_NN1 for_IF all_DB seasons_NNT2 sees_VVZ out_RP winter_NNT1 of_IO discontent_NN1 DAVE_NP1 STRINGER_NP1 By_II Colin_NP1 Gibson_NP1 WHEN_RRQ Dave_NP1 Stringer_NP1 glances_VVZ across_RL to_II the_AT Sunderland_NP1 bench_NN1 at_II Hillsborough_NP1 tomorrow_RT he_PPHS1 will_VM have_VHI some_DD sympathy_NN1 for_IF Sunderland_NP1 's_GE Malcolm_NP1 Crosby_NP1 ._. 
Mr_NNB Stringer_NP1 ,_, 48_MC ,_, began_VVD his_APPGE managerial_JJ apprenticeship_NN1 at_II Carrow_NP1 Road_NNL1 five_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA in_II similar_JJ circumstances_NN2 to_II those_DD2 Mr_NNB Crosby_NP1 is_VBZ facing_VVG at_II Roker_NP1 Park_NN1 ._. 
Though_CS he_PPHS1 survived_VVD and_CC prospered_VVD ,_, there_EX have_VH0 been_VBN times_II this_DD1 season_NNT1 when_RRQ the_AT chances_NN2 of_IO Mr_NNB Stringer_NP1 lasting_JJ as_CSA Norwich_NP1 manager_NN1 until_CS FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 semi-final_NN1 day_NNT1 seemed_VVD remote_JJ ._. 
In_II mid-February_NPM1 Norwich_NP1 appeared_VVD on_II the_AT verge_NN1 of_IO crisis_NN1 ._. 
They_PPHS2 had_VHD slipped_VVN down_RP the_AT First_MD Division_NN1 ,_, losing_VVG five_MC consecutive_JJ League_NN1 matches_NN2 ._. 
The_AT fans_NN2 became_VVD restless_JJ and_CC the_AT soccer_NN1 grapevine_NN1 was_VBDZ alive_JJ with_IW names_NN2 of_IO likely_JJ successors_NN2 to_II Mr_NNB Stringer_NP1 ._. 
So_RR intense_JJ did_VDD the_AT criticism_NN1 become_VVI that_CST Mr_NNB Stringer_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS has_VHZ been_VBN connected_VVN as_CSA player_NN1 ,_, coach_NN1 and_CC now_RT manager_NN1 with_IW Norwich_NP1 for_IF almost_RR 30_MC years_NNT2 ,_, took_VVD the_AT unprecedented_JJ step_NN1 of_IO going_VVG on_II national_JJ radio_NN1 to_TO defend_VVI himself_PPX1 and_CC his_APPGE players_NN2 ._. 
Had_VHD Norwich_NP1 not_XX defeated_VVN Notts_NP1 County_NN1 in_II the_AT fifth_MD round_NN1 that_DD1 afternoon_NNT1 ,_, it_PPH1 could_VM well_RR have_VHI been_VBN Mr_NNB Stringer_NP1 's_GE first_MD and_CC last_MD address_NN1 to_II the_AT nation_NN1 's_GE footballing_JJ public_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB win_VV0 Norwich_NP1 did_VDD and_CC they_PPHS2 have_VH0 since_RR gone_VVN on_RP to_TO preserve_VVI their_APPGE First_MD Division_NN1 lives_NN2 and_CC reach_VVI the_AT FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 semi-finals_NN2 ._. 
Mr_NNB Stringer_NP1 now_RT appears_VVZ relatively_RR safe_JJ ,_, but_CCB he_PPHS1 could_VM have_VHI been_VBN the_AT victim_NN1 of_IO his_APPGE own_DA success_NN1 ._. 
After_II taking_VVG over_RP from_II Ken_NP1 Brown_NP1 in_II the_AT winter_NNT1 of_IO 1987_MC he_PPHS1 guided_VVD the_AT club_NN1 to_II unexpected_JJ heights_NN2 ._. 
The_AT day_NNT1 he_PPHS1 walked_VVD into_II the_AT manager_NN1 's_GE office_NN1 Norwich_NP1 were_VBDR bottom_JJ of_IO the_AT First_MD Division_NN1 and_CC relegation_NN1 was_VBDZ more_RRR a_AT1 probability_NN1 than_CSN possibility_NN1 ._. 
Within_II 18_MC months_NNT2 he_PPHS1 had_VHD taken_VVN the_AT club_NN1 to_II the_AT FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 semi-final_NN1 and_CC their_APPGE highest_JJT League_NN1 position_NN1 in_II the_AT club_NN1 's_GE 87-year_JJ history_NN1 ._. 
Suddenly_RR a_AT1 soccer_NN1 backwater_NN1 had_VHD tasted_VVN success_NN1 but_CCB ,_, as_CSA Mr_NNB Stringer_NP1 readily_RR admits_VVZ :_: '_" We_PPIS2 have_VH0 always_RR had_VHN the_AT problem_NN1 of_IO being_VBG sidetracked_VVN ._. 
'_" This_DD1 season_NNT1 threatened_VVD to_TO be_VBI another_DD1 one_MC1 of_IO disruptive_JJ distractions_NN2 ._. 
After_II reaching_VVG the_AT Rumbelows_NP1 Cup_NN1 quarter-final_NN1 ,_, Norwich_NP1 's_GE season_NNT1 '_GE stood_VVD still_JJ '_GE ._. 
It_PPH1 was_VBDZ then_RT that_CST the_AT club_NN1 's_GE management_NN1 co-operative_NN1 gave_VVD Mr_NNB Stringer_NP1 so_RG much_DA1 support_NN1 ,_, and_CC the_AT relationship_NN1 is_VBZ now_RT reciprocated_VVN with_IW Mr_NNB Stringer_NP1 only_RR too_RG happy_JJ for_IF the_AT role_NN1 of_IO coaches_NN2 Dave_NP1 Williams_NP1 and_CC Mike_NP1 Walker_NP1 to_TO be_VBI appreciated_VVN ._. 
'_" We_PPIS2 all_DB contribute_VV0 ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 said_VVD without_IW the_AT slightest_JJT hint_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 bruised_JJ ego_NN1 ._. 
'_" We_PPIS2 all_DB have_VH0 our_APPGE roles_NN2 to_TO play_VVI and_CC I_PPIS1 am_VBM delighted_JJ that_CST people_NN like_II Dave_NP1 Williams_NP1 should_VM receive_VVI the_AT credit_NN1 for_IF their_APPGE work_NN1 ._. 
'_GE But_CCB he_PPHS1 also_RR recognises_VVZ that_DD1 part_NN1 of_IO his_APPGE role_NN1 is_VBZ to_TO accept_VVI the_AT criticism_NN1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 know_VV0 that_CST comes_VVZ with_IW the_AT job_NN1 ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 said_VVD ._. 
'_GE If_CS I_PPIS1 am_VBM the_AT target_NN1 ,_, though_CS ,_, I_PPIS1 can_VM be_VBI the_AT shield_NN1 so_CS21 that_CS22 others_NN2 can_VM carry_VVI on_RP with_IW their_APPGE jobs_NN2 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 might_VM understand_VVI it_PPH1 but_CCB I_PPIS1 do_VD0 n't_XX know_VVI anyone_PN1 who_PNQS enjoys_VVZ the_AT criticism_NN1 ._. 
You_PPY would_VM have_VHI to_TO be_VBI a_AT1 masochist_NN1 to_TO do_VDI that_DD1 ._. 
'_GE Despite_II the_AT disquiet_NN1 at_II the_AT club_NN1 this_DD1 year_NNT1 ,_, Mr_NNB Stringer_NP1 still_RR appears_VVZ more_RGR relaxed_JJ and_CC more_RRR in_II control_NN1 than_CSN he_PPHS1 did_VDD when_CS he_PPHS1 first_MD took_VVD charge_NN1 in_II that_DD1 winter_NNT1 of_IO 1987_MC ._. 
'_" It_PPH1 was_VBDZ not_XX really_RR the_AT normal_JJ way_NN1 of_IO getting_VVG a_AT1 manager_NN1 's_GE job_NN1 ._. 
The_AT circumstances_NN2 were_VBDR very_RG similar_JJ to_II those_DD2 the_AT lad_NN1 at_II Sunderland_NP1 finds_VVZ himself_PPX1 in_II now_RT ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 said_VVD ._. 
'_GE The_AT position_NN1 almost_RR evolved_VVN ._. 
'_GE Unlike_JJ Mr_NNB Crosby_NP1 ,_, the_AT Norwich_NP1 manager_NN1 did_VDD not_XX have_VHI the_AT groundswell_NN1 of_IO support_NN1 when_CS he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ appointed_VVN ._. 
If_CS the_AT fans_NN2 had_VHD been_VBN given_VVN their_APPGE choice_NN1 ,_, Mel_NP1 Machin_NP1 ,_, then_RT at_II Manchester_NP1 City_NN1 ,_, would_VM have_VHI been_VBN offered_VVN the_AT job_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 seems_VVZ that_CST Mr_NNB Stringer_NP1 has_VHZ never_RR really_RR enjoyed_VVN a_AT1 close_JJ relationship_NN1 with_IW the_AT supporters_NN2 since_CS ,_, but_CCB that_DD1 could_VM all_DB change_VVI at_II Hillsborough_NP1 tomorrow_RT afternoon_NNT1 ._. 
For_IF the_AT management_NN1 careers_NN2 of_IO both_DB2 Dave_NP1 Stringer_NP1 and_CC Malcolm_NP1 Crosby_NP1 ,_, this_DD1 is_VBZ likely_JJ to_TO be_VBI a_AT1 crucial_JJ semi-final_NN1 ._. 
SOCCERDIARY_JJ Press_NN1 box_NN1 king_NN1 rewriting_VVG the_AT record_NN1 books_NN2 By_II Colin_NP1 Malam_NP1 SHOULD_VM Portsmouth_NP1 beat_VVI Liverpool_NP1 in_II tomorrow_RT 's_GE FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 semi-final_NN1 and_CC reach_VV0 Wembley_NP1 ,_, Mike_NP1 Neasom_NP1 ,_, football_NN1 and_CC cricket_NN1 writer_NN1 for_IF The_AT News_NN1 ,_, Portsmouth_NP1 ,_, will_VM prepare_VVI to_TO visit_VVI the_AT 95th_MD English_JJ ground_NN1 at_II which_DDQ he_PPHS1 has_VHZ covered_VVN Pompey_NP1 ._. 
Mr_NNB Neasom_NP1 ,_, 57_MC ,_, must_VM have_VHI set_VVN some_DD kind_NN1 of_IO record_NN1 since_II 1974_MC ,_, when_CS he_PPHS1 began_VVD reporting_VVG Portsmouth_NP1 matches_VVZ ._. 
The_AT club_NN1 's_GE travels_NN2 up_RP and_CC down_RP the_AT four_MC divisions_NN2 in_II the_AT last_MD 18_MC years_NNT2 have_VH0 helped_VVN ,_, and_CC he_PPHS1 completed_VVD the_AT full_JJ set_NN1 of_IO 92_MC grounds_NN2 at_II Watford_NP1 three_MC or_CC four_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA ._. 
The_AT total_NN1 has_VHZ increased_VVN because_CS Mr_NNB Neasom_NP1 has_VHZ covered_VVN Bradford_NP1 City_NN1 v_II Portsmouth_NP1 at_II Odsal_NP1 as_II31 well_II32 as_II33 Valley_NN1 Parade_NN1 ,_, and_CC Bristol_NP1 Rovers_NP1 v_ZZ1 Portsmouth_NP1 at_II both_RR Eastville_NP1 and_CC Twerton_NP1 Park_NP1 ,_, Bath_NP1 ._. 
So_RR what_DDQ price_VV0 the_AT ton_NNU1 ?_? 
'_" I_PPIS1 suppose_VV0 I_PPIS1 could_VM do_VDI it_PPH1 ,_, '_" says_VVZ Mr_NNB Neasom_NP1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 've_VH0 not_XX been_VBN to_II the_AT new_JJ grounds_NN2 at_II Walsall_NP1 and_CC Scunthorpe_NP1 ,_, Maidstone_NP1 's_GE ground_NN1 ,_, or_CC covered_VVD a_AT1 League_NN1 match_NN1 at_II Barnet_NP1 ._. 
Then_RT there_EX 's_VBZ the_AT question_NN1 of_IO whether_CSW an_AT1 extra_JJ club_NN1 comes_VVZ up_RP from_II the_AT Vauxhall_NP1 Conference_NN1 to_TO replace_VVI Aldershot_NP1 and_CC the_AT possibility_NN1 of_IO clubs_NN2 moving_VVG to_II new_JJ grounds_NN2 ._. 
'_" A_ZZ1 lifelong_JJ Portsmouth_NP1 fan_NN1 ,_, Mr_NNB Neasom_NP1 watched_VVD his_APPGE first_MD First_MD Division_NN1 match_NN1 at_II Fratton_NP1 Park_NN1 in_II 1947_MC ._. 
'_GE Obviously_RR ,_, this_DD1 semi-final_NN1 is_VBZ one_MC1 of_IO the_AT highlights_NN2 ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 says_VVZ ._. 
'_GE But_CCB I_PPIS1 wo_VM n't_XX be_VBI leaping_VVG out_II21 of_II22 my_APPGE seat_NN1 if_CS Pompey_NP1 win_VV0 ._. 
You_PPY just_RR do_VD0 n't_XX do_VDI that_DD1 in_II the_AT press_NN1 box_NN1 ._. 
'_GE IF_CS tomorrow_RT 's_GE semi-final_NN1 between_II Liverpool_NP1 and_CC Portsmouth_NP1 at_II Highbury_NP1 requires_VVZ a_AT1 replay_NN1 ,_, it_PPH1 will_VM have_VHI to_TO wait_VVI until_CS a_AT1 week_NNT1 on_II Monday_NPD1 ,_, because_II21 of_II22 Thursday_NPD1 's_GE General_JJ Election_NN1 ._. 
Originally_RR ,_, the_AT replay_NN1 was_VBDZ scheduled_VVN for_IF next_MD Wednesday_NPD1 at_II Villa_NN1 Park_NN1 ,_, but_CCB West_NP1 Midlands_NP2 Police_NN2 objected_VVD ,_, pointing_VVG out_RP they_PPHS2 did_VDD not_XX have_VHI the_AT manpower_NN1 to_TO handle_VVI a_AT1 match_NN1 of_IO that_DD1 magnitude_NN1 on_II the_AT eve_NNT1 of_IO polling_NN1 day_NNT1 ._. 
PLEASURE_NN1 at_II the_AT news_NN1 that_CST Paul_NP1 Gascoigne_NP1 is_VBZ to_TO begin_VVI his_APPGE long-awaited_JJ comeback_NN1 at_II the_AT end_NN1 of_IO this_DD1 month_NNT1 is_VBZ matched_VVN by_II admiration_NN1 for_IF an_AT1 unpublicised_JJ example_NN1 of_IO the_AT Tottenham_NP1 Terror_NN1 's_GE generosity_NN1 off_II the_AT field_NN1 ._. 
Gazza_NP1 recently_RR put_VVN up_RP 1,500_MC of_IO his_APPGE own_DA money_NN1 to_TO get_VVI Spurs_NN2 '_GE hospital_NN1 radio_NN1 service_NN1 back_RP on_II air_NN1 when_CS shortage_NN1 of_IO funds_NN2 forced_VVD it_PPH1 to_TO close_VVI down_RP ._. 
A_AT1 total_NN1 of_IO 3,000_MC was_VBDZ needed_VVN and_CC the_AT player_NN1 offered_VVD to_TO provide_VVI half_DB the_AT amount_NN1 if_CS Tottenham_NP1 would_VM supply_VVI the_AT other_JJ half_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ they_PPHS2 proceeded_VVD to_TO do_VDI ._. 
GAZZA_NP1 was_VBDZ the_AT excuse_NN1 for_IF an_AT1 April_NPM1 Fool_NN1 's_GE joke_NN1 that_CST backfired_VVD on_II Radio_NN1 Nottingham_NP1 this_DD1 week_NNT1 ._. 
The_AT BBC_NP1 station_NN1 hoaxed_VVD their_APPGE listeners_NN2 with_IW a_AT1 report_NN1 that_CST the_AT great_JJ man_NN1 was_VBDZ about_RPK to_TO sign_VVI for_IF Notts_NP1 County_NN1 to_TO prove_VVI his_APPGE fitness_NN1 before_II joining_VVG Lazio_NP1 in_II the_AT summer_NNT1 ._. 
Many_DA2 County_NN1 supporters_NN2 believed_VVD the_AT interview_NN1 ,_, in_II which_DDQ the_AT England_NP1 international_JJ was_VBDZ impersonated_VVN by_II Radio_NN1 Nottingham_NP1 's_GE sports_NN2 presenter_NN1 ,_, Martin_NP1 Fisher_NP1 ._. 
So_RR when_CS the_AT station_NN1 came_VVD clean_JJ ,_, they_PPHS2 had_VHD to_TO field_VVI several_DA2 angry_JJ calls_NN2 accusing_VVG them_PPHO2 of_IO pro-Nottingham_JJ Forest_NN1 bias_NN1 ._. 
TALKING_NN1 of_IO which_DDQ ,_, Brian_NP1 Clough_NP1 's_GE behaviour_NN1 can_VM be_VBI so_RG eccentric_JJ it_PPH1 is_VBZ possible_JJ to_TO believe_VVI him_PPHO1 capable_JJ of_IO almost_RR anything_PN1 ._. 
Which_DDQ is_VBZ another_DD1 way_NN1 of_IO saying_VVG that_DD1 what_DDQ he_PPHS1 did_VDD ,_, or_CC is_VBZ said_VVN to_TO have_VHI done_VDN ,_, at_II Highbury_NP1 on_II Tuesday_NPD1 night_NNT1 ,_, takes_VVZ some_DD believing_VVG ._. 
During_II the_AT thrilling_JJ 33_MC draw_VV0 between_II Arsenal_NP1 and_CC Nottingham_NP1 Forest_NN1 ,_, Mr_NNB Clough_NP1 was_VBDZ seen_VVN to_TO emerge_VVI from_II the_AT Forest_NN1 dug-out_NN1 and_CC engage_VVI one_MC1 of_IO the_AT linesmen_NN2 in_II animated_JJ conversation_NN1 ._. 
Oh_UH ,_, everyone_PN1 thought_VVD ,_, he_PPHS1 's_VBZ having_VHG a_AT1 go_NN1 at_II him_PPHO1 about_II something_PN1 ._. 
But_CCB subsequent_JJ inquiries_NN2 revealed_VVD rather_RG a_AT1 different_JJ story_NN1 ._. 
'_" Eh_UH ,_, young_JJ man_NN1 ,_, '_GE Mr_NNB Clough_NP1 is_VBZ reported_VVN to_TO have_VHI said_VVN ,_, '_" we_PPIS2 're_VBR down_RP in_II London_NP1 again_RT on_II Thursday_NPD1 to_TO play_VVI Wimbledon_NP1 ._. 
Can_VM you_PPY recommend_VVI a_AT1 good_JJ restaurant_NN1 ?_? 
'_GE ROBERT_NP1 CHASE_NN1 ,_, the_AT Norwich_NP1 City_NN1 chairman_NN1 ,_, is_VBZ proposing_VVG to_TO have_VHI 16,000_MC car_NN1 stickers_NN2 printed_VVN with_IW the_AT legend_NN1 '_GE Chase_VV0 me_PPIO1 all_DB the_AT way_NN1 to_II Wembley_NP1 '_GE on_II them_PPHO2 ._. 
Mind_VV0 you_PPY ,_, Sunderland_NP1 ,_, of_RR21 course_RR22 ,_, could_VM have_VHI something_PN1 to_TO say_VVI about_II that_DD1 at_II Hillsborough_NP1 tomorrow_RT afternoon_NNT1 ._. 
Soccer_NN1 :_: Knight_NP1 hopes_VVZ for_IF Pompey_NP1 chimes_NN2 and_CC no_AT clangers_NN2 By_II Christopher_NP1 Davies_NP1 WHILE_CS television_NN1 has_VHZ helped_VVN to_TO make_VVI heroes_NN2 out_II21 of_II22 many_DA2 players_NN2 ,_, such_II21 as_II22 Portsmouth_NP1 winger_NN1 Darren_NP1 Anderton_NP1 during_II their_APPGE FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 run_NN1 ,_, the_AT publicity_NN1 provided_VVN by_II the_AT cameras_NN2 can_VM be_VBI a_AT1 double-edged_JJ sword_NN1 ._. 
Alan_NP1 Knight_NP1 ,_, Portsmouth_NP1 's_GE longest-serving_JJT player_NN1 ,_, is_VBZ only_RR too_RG aware_JJ of_IO what_DDQ television_NN1 can_VM do_VDI to_II his_APPGE fellow_JJ goalkeepers_NN2 not_XX least_RRT Liverpool_NP1 's_GE Bruce_NP1 Grobbelaar_NP1 ,_, his_APPGE opposite_JJ number_NN1 in_II tomorrow_RT 's_GE semi-final_NN1 ._. 
Second_MD Division_NN1 Portsmouth_NP1 are_VBR in_II the_AT Highbury_NP1 tie_NN1 courtesy_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 dreadful_JJ mistake_NN1 in_II the_AT quarter-finals_NN2 by_II Nottingham_NP1 Forest_NN1 's_GE Mark_NP1 Crossley_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS dropped_VVD the_AT ball_NN1 for_IF Alan_NP1 McLoughlin_NP1 to_TO score_VVI the_AT only_JJ goal_NN1 of_IO the_AT game_NN1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 'd_VM be_VBI a_AT1 liar_NN1 if_CS I_PPIS1 said_VVD this_DD1 sort_NN1 of_IO thing_NN1 has_VHZ not_XX crossed_VVN my_APPGE mind_NN1 ,_, '_" says_VVZ Knight_NP1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 'm_VBM not_XX saying_VVG I_PPIS1 lose_VV0 sleep_NN1 about_II it_PPH1 ,_, but_CCB the_AT prospect_NN1 of_IO making_VVG a_AT1 howler_NN1 in_II31 front_II32 of_II33 millions_NNO2 of_IO people_NN is_VBZ a_AT1 worry_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Television_NN1 has_VHZ destroyed_VVN some_DD goalkeepers_NN2 ._. 
Crossley_NP1 's_GE mistake_NN1 was_VBDZ great_JJ for_IF us_PPIO2 but_CCB devastating_JJ for_IF him_PPHO1 ,_, and_CC he_PPHS1 's_VBZ no_AT longer_JJR in_II their_APPGE side_NN1 ._. 
Allen_NP1 McKnight_NP1 &lsqb;_( West_NP1 Ham_NP1 &rsqb;_) and_CC Jim_NP1 Leighton_NP1 &lsqb;_( Manchester_NP1 United_JJ &rsqb;_) have_VH0 also_RR suffered_VVN ._. 
'_GE A_AT1 goalkeeper_NN1 is_VBZ in_II the_AT most_RGT visible_JJ position_NN1 of_IO all_DB ._. 
He_PPHS1 can_VM either_RR be_VBI a_AT1 hero_NN1 or_CC the_AT biggest_JJT idiot_NN1 in_II the_AT world_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB this_DD1 day_NNT1 is_VBZ something_PN1 I_PPIS1 've_VH0 dreamed_VVN of_IO since_CS I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ a_AT1 kid_NN1 and_CC I_PPIS1 just_RR want_VV0 to_TO enjoy_VVI it_PPH1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 do_VD0 n't_XX want_VVI to_TO speak_VVI too_RG soon_RR ,_, but_CCB I_PPIS1 think_VV0 I_PPIS1 've_VH0 been_VBN fairly_RR consistent_JJ this_DD1 season_NNT1 ._. 
'_GE On_II any_DD other_JJ day_NNT1 ,_, Knight_NP1 would_VM hope_VVI Grobbelaar_NP1 plays_VVZ a_AT1 blinder_JJR and_CC is_VBZ on_II the_AT winning_JJ side_NN1 ._. 
Ever_RR since_CS he_PPHS1 watched_VVD Grobbelaar_NP1 play_NN1 for_IF Crewe_NP1 at_II Fratton_NP1 Park_NN1 13_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA ,_, Knight_NP1 has_VHZ been_VBN an_AT1 admirer_NN1 of_IO the_AT extrovert_JJ Zimbabwe_NP1 international_JJ ._. 
'_" He_PPHS1 gets_VVZ a_AT1 lot_NN1 of_IO stick_NN1 about_II his_APPGE mistakes_NN2 but_CCB he_PPHS1 's_VBZ very_RG positive_JJ and_CC has_VHZ the_AT confidence_NN1 to_TO keep_VVI coming_VVG for_IF the_AT ball_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 think_VV0 he_PPHS1 won_VVD Liverpool_NP1 the_AT game_NN1 &lsqb;_( FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 quarter-final_NN1 &rsqb;_) against_II Aston_NP1 Villa_NP1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 remember_VV0 seeing_VVG him_PPHO1 when_CS I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ an_AT1 apprentice_NN1 and_CC even_RR then_RT it_PPH1 was_VBDZ obvious_JJ what_DDQ a_AT1 good_JJ goalkeeper_NN1 he_PPHS1 'd_VM be_VBI ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 've_VH0 not_XX modelled_VVN myself_PPX1 on_II Bruce_NP1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 'm_VBM not_XX one_PN1 to_TO do_VDI double_JJ somersaults_NN2 I_PPIS1 'm_VBM not_XX that_DD1 acrobatic_JJ but_CCB he_PPHS1 's_VBZ one_MC1 of_IO the_AT best_RRT in_II the_AT country_NN1 and_CC has_VHZ been_VBN for_IF a_AT1 long_JJ time_NNT1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 've_VH0 met_VVN him_PPHO1 at_II a_AT1 couple_NN1 of_IO PFA_NP1 functions_NN2 and_CC when_CS it_PPH1 was_VBDZ my_APPGE testimonial_NN1 he_PPHS1 sent_VVD some_DD things_NN2 down_RP to_TO be_VBI raffled_VVN ._. 
Considering_CS I_PPIS1 hardly_RR knew_VVD the_AT guy_NN1 ,_, it_PPH1 was_VBDZ a_AT1 very_RG nice_JJ touch_NN1 ._. 
'_GE People_NN call_VV0 him_PPHO1 a_AT1 clown_NN1 after_CS he_PPHS1 's_VBZ made_VVN a_AT1 mistake_NN1 ,_, but_CCB in_II my_APPGE mind_NN1 he_PPHS1 's_VBZ a_AT1 master_NN1 goalkeeper_NN1 ._. 
Such_DA is_VBZ his_APPGE make-up_NN1 that_CST he_PPHS1 will_VM come_VVI for_IF just_RR21 about_RR22 any_DD centre_NN1 because_CS he_PPHS1 believes_VVZ he_PPHS1 can_VM reach_VVI the_AT ball_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 wish_VV0 I_PPIS1 had_VHD his_APPGE self-confidence_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Because_CS Liverpool_NP1 are_VBR on_II television_NN1 such_DA a_AT1 lot_NN1 he_PPHS1 's_VHZ had_VHN to_TO pay_VVI the_AT price_NN1 ,_, as_CSA any_DD errors_NN2 have_VH0 been_VBN magnified_VVN ._. 
But_CCB I_PPIS1 think_VV0 he_PPHS1 's_VBZ an_AT1 outstanding_JJ goalkeeper_NN1 ._. 
'_" He_PPHS1 stops_VVZ short_JJ of_IO hoping_VVG Grobbelaar_NP1 makes_VVZ one_MC1 of_IO his_PPGE increasingly_RR frequent_JJ mistakes_NN2 tomorrow_RT ,_, but_CCB Knight_NP1 is_VBZ professional_JJ enough_RR to_TO know_VVI that_CST a_AT1 team_NN1 has_VHZ to_TO take_VVI advantage_NN1 of_IO any_DD breaks_NN2 that_CST come_VV0 their_APPGE way_NN1 ._. 
Knight_NP1 ,_, 30_MC ,_, may_VM not_XX have_VHI enjoyed_VVN the_AT success_NN1 Grobbelaar_NN1 has_VHZ ,_, but_CCB his_APPGE career_NN1 has_VHZ rarely_RR had_VHN a_AT1 dull_JJ moment_NN1 since_CS he_PPHS1 signed_VVD as_II a_AT1 14-year-old_JJ schoolboy_NN1 when_CS Ian_NP1 St_NNL1 John_NP1 was_VBDZ manager_NN1 ._. 
'_GE At_II that_DD1 time_NNT1 it_PPH1 was_VBDZ SOS_NN1 Pompey_NP1 and_CC the_AT club_NN1 were_VBDR said_VVN to_TO have_VHI only_RR a_AT1 week_NNT1 to_TO survive_VVI ._. 
They_PPHS2 were_VBDR selling_VVG bits_NN2 of_IO turf_NN1 to_TO keep_VVI going_VVG ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 played_VVD in_II the_AT last_MD game_NN1 in_II the_AT Third_MD Division_NN1 before_CS we_PPIS2 were_VBDR relegated_VVN to_II the_AT Fourth_MD ._. 
I_PPIS1 have_VH0 played_VVN all_DB the_AT way_NN1 through_RP to_II the_AT First_MD Division_NN1 ,_, where_CS we_PPIS2 lasted_VVD only_RR one_MC1 season_NNT1 before_II relegation_NN1 ._. 
'_" Our_APPGE fans_NN2 have_VH0 been_VBN waiting_VVG a_AT1 long_JJ time_NNT1 for_IF a_AT1 game_NN1 like_II Sunday_NPD1 's_GE ._. 
We_PPIS2 were_VBDR in_II the_AT First_MD Division_NN1 far_RR too_RG fleetingly_RR and_CC this_DD1 is_VBZ an_AT1 opportunity_NN1 for_IF everyone_PN1 to_TO show_VVI what_DDQ a_AT1 big_JJ club_NN1 Portsmouth_NP1 really_RR are_VBR ._. 
'_GE ARTHUR_NP1 DUNN_NP1 CUP_NN1 Etonians_NN2 can_VM make_VVI amends_NN2 By_II DENIS_NP1 SAUNDERS_NP1 OLD_JJ Etonians_NN2 and_CC Old_JJ Chigwellians_NN2 ,_, both_DB2 enjoying_VVG a_AT1 successful_JJ Arthurian_JJ League_NN1 season_NNT1 ,_, fight_VV0 out_RP the_AT final_NN1 of_IO the_AT Arthur_NP1 Dunn_NP1 Cup_NN1 at_II the_AT London_NP1 University_NN1 Ground_NN1 ,_, Motspur_NP1 Park_NN1 today_RT ,_, writes_VVZ Denis_NP1 Saunders_NP1 ._. 
Chigwellians_NN2 are_VBR appearing_VVG in_II their_APPGE fourth_MD final_NN1 ,_, having_VHG last_NN1 won_VVN the_AT cup_NN1 in_II 1980_MC ,_, while_CS this_DD1 is_VBZ Etonians_NN2 '_GE second_MD appearance_NN1 ._. 
They_PPHS2 are_VBR confident_JJ of_IO doing_VDG better_RRR than_CSN their_APPGE 61_MC failure_NN1 against_II Old_JJ Salopians_NN2 in_II 1952_MC ._. 
Old_JJ Chigwellians_NN2 :_: A_ZZ1 Sweet_JJ ;_; P_NP1 Burbidge_NP1 ,_, C_NP1 Sydenham_NP1 ,_, M_ZZ1 Hutchin_NP1 ,_, D_ZZ1 Goddard_NP1 ,_, G_ZZ1 Bryce_NP1 (_( capt_NN1 )_) ,_, J_ZZ1 Conolly_NP1 ,_, A_ZZ1 Jefcoat_NP1 ,_, R_ZZ1 Tapper_NP1 ,_, I_ZZ1 Grover_NP1 ,_, F_ZZ1 Davies_NP1 ._. 
Sub_NN1 :_: P_NP1 Elvin_NP1 ._. 
Old_JJ Etonians_NN2 :_: C_NP1 Yorke_NP1 ;_; C_NP1 Barnes_NP1 ,_, K_ZZ1 Angeline_NP1 Hurl_NP1 ,_, J_ZZ1 Scobie_NP1 ,_, N_ZZ1 Hurd_NP1 ,_, D_ZZ1 Lewis_NP1 ,_, J_ZZ1 Giles_NP1 (_( capt_NN1 )_) ,_, J_ZZ1 Ashmore_NP1 ,_, N_ZZ1 Matterson_NP1 ,_, R_ZZ1 Gladstone_NP1 ,_, D_ZZ1 Howell_NP1 ._. 
Sub_NN1 :_: M_ZZ1 Arnander_NP1 ._. 
SPEED_NN1 SKATING_VVG O'Reilly_NP1 world_NN1 record_NN1 goes_VVZ BRITAIN_NP1 'S_GE world_NN1 champion_NN1 ,_, Wilf_NP1 O'Reilly_NP1 ,_, last_MD night_NNT1 broke_VVD the_AT world_NN1 record_NN1 in_II the_AT 500-metre_JJ heats_NN2 with_IW 44.07_MC sec_NNU ,_, to_TO qualify_VVI for_IF the_AT world_NN1 short-track_NN1 championships_NN2 quarter-finals_NN2 in_II Denver_NP1 ,_, writes_VVZ Cathy_NP1 Gibb_NP1 ._. 
RUGBY_NN1 UNION_NN1 Harlequins_NP1 out_RP to_TO prove_VVI critics_NN2 wrong_JJ By_II John_NP1 Mason_NP1 PETER_NP1 WINTERBOTTOM_NP1 ,_, the_AT club_NN1 captain_NN1 ,_, is_VBZ so_RG intent_JJ on_II Harlequins_NP1 retaining_VVG the_AT Pilkington_NP1 Cup_NN1 that_CST yesterday_RT he_PPHS1 turned_VVD down_RP an_AT1 invitation_NN1 to_TO play_VVI three_MC centenary_NN1 matches_VVZ for_IF a_AT1 world_NN1 team_NN1 against_II the_AT All_DB Blacks_NN2 in_II New_NP1 Zealand_NP1 later_RRR this_DD1 month_NNT1 ._. 
Instead_RR ,_, Winterbottom_NP1 ,_, England_NP1 's_GE record-breaking_JJ flanker_NN1 ,_, will_VM remain_VVI in_II London_NP1 with_IW two_MC aims_NN2 in_II mind_NN1 ._. 
First_MD ,_, by_II beating_VVG Leicester_NP1 in_II today_RT 's_GE Pilkington_NP1 semi-final_NN1 at_II the_AT Stoop_NN1 to_TO qualify_VVI for_IF the_AT final_NN1 again_RT ._. 
Second_MD ,_, to_TO prove_VVI the_AT Quins_NP1 '_GE critics_NN2 wrong_JJ ._. 
Winterbottom_VV0 ,_, who_PNQS normally_RR prefers_VVZ to_TO let_VVI his_APPGE contributions_NN2 on_II the_AT field_NN1 do_VD0 the_AT talking_NN1 for_IF him_PPHO1 ,_, said_VVD yesterday_RT :_: '_GE The_AT Quins_NN2 get_VV0 stick_NN1 from_II everyone_PN1 ,_, little_DA1 of_IO which_DDQ has_VHZ any_DD relation_NN1 to_II fact_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 ca_VM n't_XX tell_VVI you_PPY how_RGQ much_DA1 pleasure_NN1 it_PPH1 would_VM give_VVI us_PPIO2 to_TO make_VVI them_PPHO2 eat_VVI their_APPGE words_NN2 ._. 
'_" Our_APPGE league_NN1 campaign_NN1 this_DD1 season_NNT1 was_VBDZ over_RP before_CS it_PPH1 began_VVD and_CC I_PPIS1 could_VM offer_VVI a_AT1 lot_NN1 of_IO excuses_NN2 but_CCB wo_VM n't_XX ._. 
We_PPIS2 've_VH0 not_XX given_VVN anything_PN1 away_RL and_CC if_CS we_PPIS2 've_VH0 been_VBN affected_VVN by_II other_JJ pressures_NN2 England_NP1 ,_, injuries_NN2 and_CC the_AT like_JJ then_RT okay_RR ._. 
'_GE The_AT cup_NN1 suits_VVZ us_PPIO2 in_II so_RG many_DA2 ways_NN2 and_CC at_RR21 least_RR22 it_PPH1 has_VHZ permitted_VVN some_DD stability_NN1 and_CC provided_VVN a_AT1 focal_JJ point_NN1 in_II the_AT absence_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 league_NN1 challenge_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Leicester_NP1 ,_, though_CS beaten_VVN in_II the_AT Courage_NP1 League_NN1 match_NN1 ,_, have_VH0 won_VVN the_AT four_MC previous_JJ cup_NN1 meetings_NN2 with_IW Quins_NN2 ._. 
They_PPHS2 have_VH0 a_AT1 fit_JJ Dean_NP1 Richards_NP1 at_II No_AT 8_MC and_CC a_AT1 forthright_JJ Rory_NP1 Underwood_NP1 on_II the_AT left_JJ wing_NN1 ,_, who_PNQS will_VM be_VBI seeking_VVG to_TO complete_VVI the_AT most_RGT illustrious_JJ of_IO careers_NN2 in_II fine_JJ style_NN1 ._. 
The_AT key_NN1 ,_, as_CSA ever_RR ,_, will_VM be_VBI the_AT performance_NN1 of_IO either_DD1 pack_NN1 and_CC how_RRQ Leicester_NP1 's_GE Darren_NP1 Grewcock_NP1 ,_, the_AT scrum-half_NN1 replacement_NN1 for_IF Aadel_NP1 Kardooni_NP1 ,_, fares_NN2 ._. 
Poole_NP1 and_CC Johnson_NP1 v_ZZ1 Edwards_NP1 and_CC Coker_NN1 should_VM be_VBI an_AT1 immense_JJ contest_NN1 at_II lock_NN1 and_CC it_PPH1 will_VM be_VBI interesting_JJ to_TO see_VVI how_RRQ Richards_NP1 copes_VVZ with_IW the_AT challenge_NN1 of_IO so_RG many_DA2 England_NP1 colleagues_NN2 opposite_RL ._. 
Some_DD pretty_RG firm_JJ cases_NN2 will_VM be_VBI stated_VVN ,_, too_RR ,_, at_II Kingsholm_NP1 ,_, where_CS Bath_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS still_RR have_VH0 an_AT1 outside_JJ chance_NN1 of_IO the_AT league_NN1 title_NN1 ,_, challenge_VV0 Gloucester_NP1 ._. 
Although_CS hooker_NN1 John_NP1 Hawker_NP1 is_VBZ absent_JJ ,_, Gloucester_NP1 's_GE replacement_NN1 is_VBZ Kevin_NP1 Dunn_NP1 ,_, an_AT1 England_NP1 B_ZZ1 cap_NN1 ._. 
Full-back_NN1 Tim_NP1 Smith_NP1 is_VBZ fit_JJ again_RT and_CC if_CS he_PPHS1 kicks_VVZ well_RR ,_, Bath_NP1 could_VM have_VHI problems_NN2 ._. 
While_CS Bath_NP1 are_VBR awash_JJ with_IW caps_NN2 nothing_PN1 less_DAR than_CSN England_NP1 B_ZZ1 their_APPGE secret_NN1 is_VBZ fitness_NN1 ._. 
Pre-match_JJ preparation_NN1 and_CC shrewd_JJ organisation_NN1 have_VH0 created_VVN consistency_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 should_VM be_VBI sufficient_JJ to_TO take_VVI them_PPHO2 to_II a_AT1 final_JJ with_IW Winterbottom_NP1 and_CC company_NN1 on_II May_NPM1 2_MC ._. 
Another_DD1 absentee_NN1 from_II the_AT semi-finals_NN2 is_VBZ Dick_NP1 Best_RRT ,_, the_AT Quins_NN2 coach_VV0 ._. 
When_CS he_PPHS1 returns_VVZ from_II Hong_NP1 Kong_NP1 ,_, where_CS he_PPHS1 has_VHZ charge_NN1 of_IO the_AT Barbarians_NN2 ,_, on_II Monday_NPD1 ,_, he_PPHS1 should_VM find_VVI an_AT1 invitation_NN1 to_TO continue_VVI as_CSA England_NP1 's_GE coach_NN1 ._. 
Mike_NP1 Slemen_NP1 will_VM be_VBI his_APPGE new_JJ deputy_NN1 with_IW ,_, it_PPH1 is_VBZ understood_VVN ,_, Peter_NP1 Rossborough_NP1 ,_, the_AT former_DA England_NP1 and_CC Coventry_NP1 full-back_NN1 ,_, moving_VVG into_II the_AT B_NP1 set-up_NN1 ._. 
Harlequins_NP1 :_: S_NP1 Thresher_NP1 ;_; M_ZZ1 Wedderburn_NP1 ,_, W_ZZ1 Carling_NP1 ,_, S_ZZ1 Halliday_NP1 ,_, G_ZZ1 Thompson_NP1 ;_; D_NP1 Pears_NP1 ,_, R_ZZ1 Glenister_NN1 ;_; M_ZZ1 Hobley_NP1 ,_, B_ZZ1 Moore_NP1 ,_, A_ZZ1 Mullins_NP1 ,_, T_ZZ1 Coker_NP1 ,_, N_ZZ1 Edwards_NP1 ,_, M_ZZ1 Skinner_NP1 ,_, P_ZZ1 Winterbottom_NP1 (_( capt_NN1 )_) ,_, R_ZZ1 Langhorn_NP1 ._. 
Leicester_NP1 :_: J_NP1 Liley_NP1 ;_; T_NP1 Underwood_NP1 ,_, I_ZZ1 Bates_NP1 ,_, L_ZZ1 Boyle_NP1 ,_, R_ZZ1 Underwood_NP1 ;_; G_NP1 Ainscough_NP1 ,_, D_ZZ1 Grewcock_NP1 ;_; S_NP1 Redfern_NP1 ,_, C_NP1 Tressler_NP1 ,_, D_ZZ1 Garforth_NP1 ,_, M_ZZ1 Johnson_NP1 ,_, M_ZZ1 Poole_NP1 ,_, J_ZZ1 Wells_NP1 (_( capt_NN1 )_) ,_, N_ZZ1 Back_NN1 ,_, D_ZZ1 Richards_NP1 ._. 
Referee_NN1 :_: J_NP1 Pearson_NP1 (_( Durham_NP1 )_) ._. 
Gloucester_NP1 :_: T_NP1 Smith_NP1 ;_; J_NP1 Perrins_NP1 ,_, D_ZZ1 Caskie_NP1 ,_, D_ZZ1 Cummins_NP1 ,_, S_ZZ1 Morris_NP1 ;_; N_NP1 Matthews_NP1 ,_, M_ZZ1 Hannaford_NP1 ;_; P_NP1 Jones_NP1 ,_, K_ZZ1 Dunn_NP1 ,_, R_ZZ1 Phillips_NP1 ,_, N_ZZ1 Scrivens_NP1 ,_, D_ZZ1 Sims_NP1 ,_, P_ZZ1 Ashmead_NP1 ,_, I_ZZ1 Smith_NP1 (_( capt_NN1 )_) ,_, S_ZZ1 Masters_NN2 ._. 
Bath_NP1 :_: J_NP1 Webb_NP1 ;_; A_ZZ1 Swift_NP1 ,_, P_ZZ1 de_NP1 Glanville_NP1 ,_, J_ZZ1 Guscott_NP1 ,_, J_ZZ1 Fallon_NP1 ;_; S_NP1 Barnes_NP1 ,_, R_NP1 Hill_NNL1 ;_; G_NP1 Chilcott_NP1 ,_, G_ZZ1 Dawe_NP1 ,_, V_ZZ1 Ubogu_NP1 ,_, M_ZZ1 Haag_NP1 ,_, N_ZZ1 Redman_NP1 ,_, A_ZZ1 Robinson_NP1 (_( capt_NN1 )_) ,_, D_ZZ1 Egerton_NP1 ,_, B_ZZ1 Clarke_NP1 ._. 
Referee_NN1 :_: C_NP1 Rees_NP1 (_( London_NP1 )_) ._. 
The_AT Junior_JJ Leaders_NN2 Regiment_VV0 Royal_JJ Artillery_NN1 ,_, Bramcote_NP1 ,_, were_VBDR too_RG strong_JJ for_IF the_AT British_JJ Military_JJ Hospital_NN1 ,_, Rinteln_NP1 ,_, to_TO emerge_VVI 130_MC winners_NN2 of_IO the_AT Schweppes_NP1 Army_NN1 Minor_JJ Units_NN2 Cup_NN1 ._. 
CRICKET_NN1 Yorkshire_NP1 capture_VV0 Tendulkar_NP1 By_II Neil_NP1 Hallam_NP1 SACHIN_NP1 TENDULKAR_NP1 ,_, the_AT Indian_JJ batting_NN1 prodigy_NN1 ,_, will_VM break_VVI more_RGR fresh_JJ ground_NN1 this_DD1 summer_NNT1 when_RRQ he_PPHS1 becomes_VVZ Yorkshire_NP1 's_GE first_MD overseas_JJ player_NN1 and_CC dismantles_VVZ what_DDQ has_VHZ been_VBN perceived_VVN as_II a_AT1 racial_JJ barrier_NN1 at_II Headingley_NP1 ._. 
Tendulkar_NP1 ,_, 18_MC ,_, India_NP1 's_GE youngest_JJT Test_NN1 player_NN1 ,_, was_VBDZ yesterday_RT confirmed_VVN as_CSA Yorkshire_NP1 's_GE choice_NN1 to_TO fill_VVI the_AT overseas_JJ berth_NN1 left_VVD vacant_JJ when_CS Australian_JJ fast_JJ bowler_NN1 Craig_NP1 McDermott_NP1 withdrew_VVD from_II a_AT1 three-year_JJ contract_NN1 because_II21 of_II22 a_AT1 groin_NN1 injury_NN1 requiring_VVG major_JJ surgery_NN1 ._. 
Yorkshire_NP1 's_GE chief_JJ executive_NN1 ,_, Chris_NP1 Hassall_NP1 ,_, was_VBDZ in_II Bombay_NP1 yesterday_RT with_IW a_AT1 one-year_JJ contract_NN1 believed_VVD to_TO be_VBI worth_II about_RG 30,000_MC for_IF the_AT record-breaking_JJ teenager_NN1 ._. 
The_AT cost_NN1 will_VM be_VBI borne_VVN by_II Yorkshire_NP1 Television_NN1 and_CC club_NN1 president_NN1 Sir_NNB Lawrence_NP1 Byford_NP1 believes_VVZ that_CST the_AT arrival_NN1 of_IO Tendulkar_NP1 will_NN1 '_GE forever_RT bury_VV0 the_AT myth_NN1 that_CST there_EX are_VBR racial_JJ undertones_NN2 at_II work_NN1 in_II this_DD1 club_NN1 '_GE ._. 
He_PPHS1 added_VVD :_: '_" We_PPIS2 did_VDD look_VVI at_II the_AT possibility_NN1 of_IO replacing_VVG McDermott_NP1 with_IW another_DD1 fast_JJ bowler_NN1 but_CCB all_DB those_DD2 good_JJ enough_RR were_VBDR already_RR committed_VVN elsewhere_RL ._. 
'_GE Yorkshire_NP1 are_VBR hoping_VVG Tendulkar_NP1 will_VM lure_VVI support_NN1 from_II the_AT ethnic_JJ community_NN1 to_II a_AT1 county_NN1 which_DDQ has_VHZ seen_VVN membership_NN1 decline_NN1 from_II 15,000_MC to_II 7,000_MC in_II recent_JJ years_NNT2 ._. 
Sir_NNB Lawrence_NP1 refused_VVD to_TO disclose_VVI details_NN2 of_IO the_AT voting_NN1 on_II Tendulkar_NP1 's_GE signing_NN1 at_II yesterday_RT 's_GE meeting_NN1 of_IO the_AT Cricket_NN1 Committee_NN1 but_CCB Bradford_NP1 member_NN1 Bob_NP1 Appleyard_NP1 said_VVD :_: '_" A_ZZ1 batsman_NN1 will_VM not_XX help_VVI us_PPIO2 to_TO bowl_VVI sides_NN2 out_RP twice_RR ._. 
With_IW more_DAR firepower_NN1 we_PPIS2 could_VM have_VHI finished_VVN third_MD or_CC fourth_MD instead_II21 of_II22 14th_MD last_MD season_NNT1 ._. 
'_GE RALLYING_NN1 McRaes_NP1 both_RR out_RP in_II front_JJ ACTION_NN1 in_II the_AT second_MD round_NN1 of_IO the_AT Mobil/Top_NN1 Gear_NN1 British_JJ Championship_NN1 gets_VVZ under_RR21 way_RR22 in_II Carlisle_NP1 this_DD1 morning_NNT1 for_IF the_AT one-day_JJ Pirelli_JJ international_JJ ,_, writes_VVZ Steve_NP1 Fellows_NN2 ._. 
Colin_NP1 McRae_NP1 ,_, of_IO Scotland_NP1 ,_, continues_VVZ his_APPGE defence_NN1 of_IO the_AT champion_NN1 's_GE crown_NN1 over_II four_MC stages_NN2 in_II Kielder_NP1 Forest_NN1 after_II winning_VVG the_AT opening_NN1 round_RP in_II his_APPGE Subaru_NP1 in_II north_ND1 Wales_NP1 two_MC weeks_NNT2 ago_RA ._. 
His_APPGE younger_JJR brother_NN1 ,_, Alister_NN1 ,_, will_VM also_RR be_VBI aiming_VVG to_TO maintain_VVI his_APPGE lead_NN1 in_II the_AT showroom_NN1 car_NN1 category_NN1 ._. 
GOLF_NN1 Error-prone_JJ Lyle_NP1 loses_VVZ his_APPGE way_NN1 By_II Michael_NP1 Williams_NP1 in_II New_NP1 Orleans_NP1 WHILE_CS Nick_NP1 Faldo_NP1 was_VBDZ stirring_VVG himself_PPX1 back_RP to_II life_NN1 again_RT in_II the_AT Freeport-McMoran_NN1 Classic_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 second_MD round_NN1 of_IO 69_MC ,_, Sandy_NP1 Lyle_NP1 was_VBDZ left_VVN contemplating_VVG what_DDQ he_PPHS1 felt_VVD was_VBDZ likely_JJ to_TO be_VBI another_DD1 missed_JJ cut_NN1 in_II his_APPGE final_JJ preparation_NN1 for_IF next_MD week_NNT1 's_GE Masters_NN2 ._. 
Lyle_NP1 ,_, with_IW an_AT1 eight_MC at_II the_AT 11th_MD ,_, his_APPGE second_MD hole_NN1 of_IO the_AT day_NNT1 ,_, never_RR repaired_VVD the_AT damage_NN1 and_CC his_APPGE 75_MC after_II a_AT1 71_MC on_II Thursday_NPD1 left_VVD him_PPHO1 perilously_RR placed_VVN at_II two_MC over_II par_NN1 ,_, '_GE probably_RR one_PN1 too_RG many_DA2 '_GE ,_, he_PPHS1 guessed_VVD ._. 
His_APPGE forecast_NN1 looked_VVN like_II being_VBG correct_JJ ,_, which_DDQ meant_VVD that_CST Steve_NP1 Richardson_NP1 would_VM make_VVI it_PPH1 after_II a_AT1 72_MC for_IF a_AT1 total_NN1 of_IO 143_MC ._. 
It_PPH1 included_VVD dropped_JJ shots_NN2 at_II two_MC of_IO his_APPGE last_MD three_MC holes_NN2 ._. 
In_II bright_JJ afternoon_NNT1 sunshine_NN1 ,_, Chip_NN1 Beck_NP1 ,_, the_AT American_JJ Ryder_NP1 Cup_NN1 player_NN1 ,_, forged_VVD firmly_RR to_II the_AT front_NN1 ,_, overtaking_VVG Brad_NP1 Bryant_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS had_VHD earlier_RRR set_VVN the_AT target_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 69_MC and_CC a_AT1 total_NN1 of_IO 136_MC ._. 
Seve_NP1 Ballesteros_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS had_VHD shared_VVN the_AT overnight_JJ lead_NN1 on_II 67_MC ,_, was_VBDZ making_VVG no_AT further_JJR progress_NN1 and_CC was_VBDZ still_RR five_MC under_II par_NN1 as_CSA he_PPHS1 came_VVD in_RP on_II the_AT closing_JJ holes_NN2 ._. 
It_PPH1 was_VBDZ the_AT 11th_MD ,_, a_AT1 par_NN1 five_MC ,_, which_DDQ knocked_VVD all_DB the_AT stuffing_NN1 out_II21 of_II22 Lyle_NP1 ._. 
While_CS he_PPHS1 admittedly_RR hooked_VVN off_II the_AT tee_NN1 ,_, he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ very_RG unlucky_JJ to_TO lose_VVI his_APPGE ball_NN1 in_II one_MC1 of_IO the_AT tall_JJ clumps_NN2 of_IO reed_NN1 grass_NN1 that_CST dot_NN1 many_DA2 of_IO the_AT bunkers_NN2 ._. 
'_" We_PPIS2 saw_VVD it_PPH1 go_VVI in_RP ,_, '_GE said_VVD Lyle_NP1 ,_, '_GE but_CCB we_PPIS2 could_VM not_XX find_VVI it_PPH1 and_CC I_PPIS1 had_VHD to_TO go_VVI back_RP and_CC play_VVI three_MC off_II the_AT tee_NN1 ._. 
'_GE The_AT error_NN1 was_VBDZ then_RT compounded_VVN when_RRQ ,_, having_VHG just_RR missed_VVN the_AT green_NN1 with_IW his_APPGE fourth_MD shot_NN1 ,_, his_APPGE chip_NN1 '_GE took_VVD off_RP '_GE and_CC he_PPHS1 three-putted_JJ ._. 
It_PPH1 was_VBDZ on_II the_AT greens_NN2 that_CST Lyle_NP1 continues_VVZ to_TO suffer_VVI ._. 
'_" It_PPH1 's_VBZ driving_VVG me_PPIO1 crazy_JJ 33_MC ,_, 34_MC putts_VVZ every_AT1 round_JJ ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 said_VVD ._. 
Time_NNT1 and_CC time_NNT1 again_RT he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ missing_VVG from_II inside_RL 6ft_NNU ._. 
The_AT only_JJ good_JJ sign_NN1 in_II his_APPGE game_NN1 was_VBDZ his_APPGE play_NN1 of_IO the_AT par-threes_MC2 ,_, two_MC under_II par_NN1 for_IF the_AT two_MC rounds_NN2 ._. 
Conversely_RR ,_, he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ five_MC over_RP for_IF the_AT par-fives_MC2 and_CC did_VDD not_XX have_VHI one_MC1 birdie_NN1 in_II eight_MC attempts_NN2 ._. 
Faldo_NP1 ,_, with_IW his_APPGE first_MD round_NN1 of_IO 74_MC ,_, had_VHD also_RR looked_VVN in_II some_DD danger_NN1 ._. 
However_RR ,_, he_PPHS1 played_VVD far_RG better_RRR yesterday_RT and_CC was_VBDZ heading_VVG for_IF a_AT1 67_MC until_CS he_PPHS1 unexpectedly_RR dropped_VVN shots_NN2 at_II both_DB2 the_AT 16th_MD and_CC 17th_MD ._. 
There_EX will_VM be_VBI a_AT1 field_NN1 of_IO 70_MC for_IF today_RT 's_GE first_MD big_JJ event_NN1 of_IO the_AT amateur_JJ season_NNT1 ,_, the_AT Berkhamsted_NP1 Trophy_NN1 ,_, writes_VVZ Bill_NP1 Meredith_NP1 ._. 
This_DD1 36-hole_JJ event_NN1 has_VHZ attracted_VVN leading_JJ players_NN2 including_II the_AT holder_NN1 ,_, Graham_NP1 Homewood_NP1 ,_, 1990_MC winner_NN1 Jon_NP1 Barnes_NP1 ,_, England_NP1 international_JJ Ian_NP1 Garbutt_NP1 and_CC Wanstead_NP1 's_GE Darren_NP1 Lee_NP1 ._. 
BOXING_NN1 Cook_NP1 loses_VVZ title_NN1 in_II 40_MC seconds_NNT2 JAMES_NP1 COOK_NP1 'S_GE defence_NN1 of_IO the_AT European_JJ super-middleweight_NN1 title_NN1 lasted_VVD just_RR 40_MC seconds_NNT2 as_CSA he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ knocked_VVN out_RP by_II the_AT undefeated_JJ Franck_NP1 Nicotra_NP1 ,_, of_IO France_NP1 ,_, in_II Vitrolles_NN2 last_MD night_NNT1 ._. 
Nicotra_NP1 hit_VVD the_AT Jamaican-born_JJ Cook_NP1 ,_, 33_MC ,_, with_IW a_AT1 right_JJ uppercut_NN1 from_II which_DDQ he_PPHS1 never_RR looked_VVN likely_JJ to_TO recover_VVI ._. 
The_AT 26-year-old_JJ Frenchman_NN1 kept_VVD up_RP the_AT punishment_NN1 and_CC barely_RR 30_MC seconds_NNT2 after_II the_AT opening_NN1 bell_NN1 Cook_NP1 fell_VVD to_II the_AT floor_NN1 and_CC was_VBDZ counted_VVN out_RP ._. 
MOTOR_NN1 RACING_VVG De_NP1 Ferran_NP1 out_RP for_IF hat-trick_NN1 BRAZILIAN_NN1 Formula_NN1 Three_MC driver_NN1 Gil_NP1 de_NP1 Ferran_NP1 will_VM be_VBI out_RP for_IF a_AT1 hat-trick_NN1 of_IO wins_NN2 at_II Silverstone_NP1 tomorrow_RT in_II the_AT second_MD round_NN1 of_IO this_DD1 season_NNT1 's_GE series_NN ,_, writes_VVZ Trevor_NP1 Williamson_NP1 ._. 
Dutchman_NN1 Marcel_NP1 Albers_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS won_VVD the_AT first_MD race_NN1 at_II Donington_NP1 ,_, compatriot_VV0 Oswaldo_NP1 Negri_NP1 and_CC Belgian_NP1 Mikke_NP1 Van_NP1 Hool_NP1 were_VBDR all_DB slightly_RR quicker_JJR in_II testing_VVG during_II the_AT week_NNT1 so_CS de_NP1 Ferran_NP1 will_VM need_VVI to_TO be_VBI at_II peak_NN1 to_TO clinch_VVI top_JJ spot_NN1 ,_, as_CSA he_PPHS1 twice_RR did_VDD for_IF Edenbridge_NP1 Racing_VVG last_MD year_NNT1 ._. 
BOWLS_NN2 Gourley_NP1 hits_VVZ the_AT top_JJ spot_NN1 SARAH_NP1 GOURLEY_NP1 ,_, of_IO Prestwick_NP1 ,_, the_AT Scottish_JJ indoor_JJ and_CC outdoor_JJ singles_NN2 '_GE champion_NN1 ,_, took_VVD her_APPGE first_MD step_NN1 to_II securing_VVG a_AT1 world_NN1 championship_NN1 double_NN1 for_IF her_APPGE country_NN1 in_II Guernsey_NP1 last_MD night_NNT1 ._. 
Her_APPGE 71_MC ,_, 75_MC victory_NN1 in_II the_AT women_NN2 's_GE world_NN1 indoor_JJ championships_NN2 allowed_VVD local_JJ player_NN1 ,_, Wilma_NP1 Le_NP1 Feuvre_NP1 ,_, to_TO count_VVI on_II only_RR three_MC ends_NN2 ._. 
Meanwhile_RR ,_, another_DD1 Scot_NN1 ,_, Margaret_NP1 Letham_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 former_DA British_JJ champion_NN1 and_CC beaten_JJ semi-finalist_NN1 last_MD year_NNT1 ,_, began_VVD her_APPGE challenge_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 superb_JJ two_MC sets_NN2 to_II nothing_PN1 nine-end_JJ victory_NN1 over_II Jersey_NP1 's_GE Sue_NP1 Dingle_NP1 ._. 
Gourley_NN1 and_CC Letham_NP1 hold_VV0 top_JJ spots_NN2 in_II their_APPGE respective_JJ sections_NN2 ._. 
EQUESTRIANISM_NP1 Rozier_NP1 returns_VVZ from_II ban_NN1 to_II clinch_NN1 victory_NN1 PHILIPPE_NP1 ROZIER_JJR ,_, who_PNQS has_VHZ just_RR finished_VVN a_AT1 three-month_JJ ban_NN1 after_II Oscar_NP1 Minotiere_NP1 was_VBDZ found_VVN over_II the_AT permitted_JJ limit_NN1 of_IO the_AT painkiller_NN1 ,_, butazolidine_VV0 ,_, rode_VVD the_AT same_DA horse_NN1 to_II victory_NN1 for_IF France_NP1 in_II the_AT Euro_JJ Horse_NN1 Trophy_NN1 in_II Gothenberg_NP1 yesterday_RT ,_, writes_VVZ Alan_NP1 Smith_NP1 ._. 
Rozier_NP1 's_GE suspenison_NN1 meant_VVD him_PPHO1 missing_VVG several_DA2 preliminary_JJ rounds_NN2 and_CC he_PPHS1 needs_VVZ a_AT1 high_JJ placing_NN1 in_II today_RT 's_GE last_MD qualifier_NN1 to_TO reach_VVI the_AT final_NN1 ._. 
The_AT Euro_JJ Horse_NN1 Trophy_NN1 was_VBDZ on_II time_NNT1 from_II the_AT start_NN1 and_CC Rozier_NP1 just_RR held_VVN off_II Austrian_JJ Hugo_NP1 Simon_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS won_VVD the_AT first_MD World_NN1 Cup_NN1 final_NN1 in_II this_DD1 arena_NN1 in_II 1979_MC ,_, on_II Amaretto_NP1 ._. 
None_PN of_IO the_AT British_JJ went_VVD clear_JJ ,_, John_NP1 Whitaker_NP1 being_VBG the_AT highest_RRT placed_VVN 14th_MD on_II Henderson_NP1 Fonda_NP1 ,_, one_PN1 ahead_II21 of_II22 his_APPGE brother_NN1 ,_, Michael_NP1 ,_, on_II Uriels_NP2 Foal_NN1 ._. 
European_JJ champion_NN1 Isabelle_NP1 Werth_NP1 ,_, riding_VVG Fabienne_NP1 ,_, headed_VVN the_AT expected_JJ German_JJ charge_NN1 by_II forging_VVG ahead_RL in_II the_AT final_NN1 of_IO the_AT Volvo_NP1 Dressage_NP1 World_NN1 Cup_NN1 ._. 
She_PPHS1 won_VVD the_AT first_MD half_NN1 ,_, the_AT Grand_NN121 Prix_NN122 ,_, from_II Sven_NP1 Rothenberger_NP1 on_II Ideaal_NP1 and_CC Monica_NP1 Theodorescu_NP1 on_II Grunox_NP1 ._. 
EURO_JJ TROPHY_NN1 (_( Gothenberg_NP1 )_) :_: 1_MC1 ,_, P_ZZ1 Rozier_NP1 's_GE Waiti_NP1 Oscar_NP1 Minotiere_NP1 (_( France_NP1 )_) ;_; 2_MC ,_, H_ZZ1 Simon_NP1 's_GE Amaretto_NN1 (_( Austria_NP1 )_) ;_; 3_MC ,_, E_ZZ1 Gundel_NP1 's_GE Gauner_NN1 (_( Germany_NP1 )_) ._. 
VOLVO_NP1 WORLD_NN1 CUP_NN1 FINAL_NN1 ,_, Grand_NN121 Prix_NN122 :_: 1_MC1 ,_, Miss_VV0 I_ZZ1 Werth_NP1 's_GE Fabienne_NP1 (_( Germany_NP1 )_) ;_; 2_MC ,_, S_ZZ1 Rothenberger_NP1 's_GE Ideaal_NP1 (_( Germany_NP1 )_) ;_; 3_MC ,_, Miss_NNB M_NP1 Theodorescu_NP1 's_GE Grunox_NN1 (_( Germany_NP1 )_) ._. 
Golf_NN1 :_: Harvey_NP1 sweeps_VVZ into_II surprise_NN1 lead_NN1 By_II Richard_NP1 James_NP1 in_II Rome_NP1 GARRY_NP1 HARVEY_NP1 played_VVD 24_MC holes_NN2 in_II one_MC1 under_II par_NN1 to_TO take_VVI a_AT1 surprise_NN1 halfway_RR lead_VV0 over_RP fellow_JJ Scot_NP1 Bill_NP1 Longmuir_NP1 in_II the_AT Rome_NP1 Masters_NN2 at_II Castelgandolfo_NP1 yesterday_RT ._. 
Harvey_NP1 ,_, 37_MC ,_, whose_DDQGE one_MC1 important_JJ victory_NN1 came_VVD in_II the_AT 1985_MC Kenya_NP1 Open_JJ ,_, completed_VVD an_AT1 opening_NN1 70_MC ,_, which_DDQ included_VVD a_AT1 hole-in-one_MC ,_, and_CC then_RT added_VVD 71_MC to_TO move_VVI three_MC under_II par_NN1 on_II 141_MC ._. 
The_AT Perth_NP1 professional_JJ ,_, whose_DDQGE father_NN1 engraves_VVZ the_AT winner_NN1 's_GE name_NN1 on_II the_AT Open_JJ Championship_NN1 Trophy_NN1 ,_, earned_VVD the_AT 37th_MD card_NN1 on_II his_APPGE 11th_MD visit_NN1 to_II the_AT PGA_NP1 School_NN1 in_II November_NPM1 but_CCB has_VHZ missed_VVN two_MC cuts_NN2 and_CC finished_VVN 66th_MD on_II his_APPGE three_MC previous_JJ Tour_NN1 outings_NN2 this_DD1 year_NNT1 ._. 
Chelmsford_NP1 's_GE Trish_NP1 Wilson_NP1 and_CC Jean_NP1 Johnson_NP1 beat_VVD Sundridge_NP1 Park_NN1 's_GE Tita_NP1 Keman_NP1 and_CC Janet_NP1 Ball_NN1 in_II the_AT 50th_MD London_NP1 Ladies_NN2 '_GE Scratch_NN1 Club_NN1 Foursomes_NN2 final_NN1 ._. 
Cricket_NN1 :_: S_ZZ1 Africans_NN2 on_II verge_NN1 of_IO history_NN1 By_II Geoffrey_NP1 Dean_NP1 in_II Kingston_NP1 ,_, Jamaica_NP1 HISTORY_NN1 will_VM be_VBI made_VVN today_RT when_CS the_AT South_NP1 Africans_NN2 touch_VV0 down_RP at_II Kingston_NP1 Airport_NN1 for_IF their_APPGE first_MD tour_NN1 of_IO the_AT Caribbean_NP1 ,_, which_DDQ will_VM comprise_VVI three_MC one-day_JJ internationals_NN2 and_CC an_AT1 inaugural_JJ Test_NN1 match_NN1 in_II Barbados_NP1 ._. 
The_AT 120-strong_JJ party_NN1 ,_, made_VVD up_RP of_IO players_NN2 ,_, board_NN1 officials_NN2 ,_, journalists_NN2 ,_, wives_NN2 ,_, supporters_NN2 and_CC an_AT1 under-19_JJ team_NN1 ,_, will_VM fly_VVI in_RP from_II New_NP1 York_NP1 on_II a_AT1 specially_RR chartered_VVD South_NP1 African_JJ Airways_NN2 plane_NN1 ._. 
The_AT South_NP1 Africans_NN2 will_VM have_VHI only_RR three_MC days_NNT2 to_TO acclimatise_VVI before_II the_AT opening_NN1 one-day_JJ match_NN1 at_II Sabina_NP1 Park_NN1 next_MD Tuesday_NPD1 ._. 
A_AT1 spokesman_NN1 for_IF the_AT Jamaican_JJ Board_NN1 said_VVD yesterday_RT that_CST a_AT1 crowd_NN1 close_RR to_II 10,000_MC was_VBDZ expected_VVN ._. 
Five_MC of_IO the_AT West_NP1 Indies_NP2 '_GE side_NN1 will_VM ,_, by_II contrast_NN1 ,_, have_VH0 had_VHN ideal_JJ preparation_NN1 after_II playing_VVG in_RP today_RT 's_GE Geddes_NP1 Grant_NP1 Cup_NN1 final_NN1 between_II Trinidad_NP1 and_CC Barbados_NP1 at_II the_AT Queen_NN1 's_GE Park_NN1 Oval_NN1 ._. 
They_PPHS2 are_VBR Lara_NP1 ,_, Simmons_NP1 ,_, Williams_NP1 ,_, Haynes_NP1 and_CC Cummins_NN2 ._. 
Hugh_NP1 Morris_NP1 has_VHZ lost_VVN the_AT England_NP1 A_ZZ1 captaincy_NN1 for_IF the_AT domestic_JJ season_NNT1 's_GE curtain-raiser_NN1 against_II county_NN1 champions_NN2 Essex_NP1 ,_, which_DDQ starts_VVZ at_II Lord_NP1 's_GE on_II April_NPM1 13_MC ._. 
The_AT Glamorgan_NP1 opener_NN1 drops_VVZ down_RP to_II vice-captain_NN1 to_TO make_VVI way_NN1 for_IF Yorkshire_NP1 's_GE Martyn_NP1 Moxon_NP1 ._. 
ENGLAND_NP1 A_ZZ1 (_( v_ZZ1 Essex_NP1 ,_, April_NPM1 1316_MC )_) :_: M_ZZ1 D_ZZ1 Moxon_NP1 (_( capt_NN1 )_) ,_, H_ZZ1 Morris_NP1 (_( vice_JJ capt_NN1 )_) ,_, D_ZZ1 J_ZZ1 Bicknell_NP1 ,_, M_ZZ1 R_ZZ1 Ramprakash_NP1 ,_, P_ZZ1 Johnson_NP1 ,_, G_ZZ1 P_ZZ1 Thorpe_NP1 ,_, S_ZZ1 J_ZZ1 Rhodes_NP1 ,_, D_ZZ1 G_ZZ1 Cork_NP1 ,_, T_ZZ1 A_ZZ1 Munton_NP1 ,_, I_ZZ1 D_ZZ1 K_ZZ1 Salisbury_NP1 ,_, R_ZZ1 A_ZZ1 Pick_NP1 ,_, D_ZZ1 E_ZZ1 Malcolm_NP1 ._. 
Warwickshire_NP1 's_GE Jason_NP1 Ratcliffe_NP1 made_VVD 104_MC to_TO help_VVI the_AT county_NN1 to_II 347_MC for_IF seven_MC declared_VVD on_II the_AT second_MD day_NNT1 of_IO their_APPGE tour_NN1 match_NN1 against_II Boland_NP1 in_II Brackenfell_NP1 ,_, South_NP1 Africa_NP1 ,_, yesterday_RT ._. 
Soccer_NN1 :_: Versatile_JJ Davies_NP1 earns_VVZ a_AT1 double_JJ first_MD PROFILE_NN1 Charles_NP1 Randall_NP1 on_II the_AT Cambridge_NP1 rugby_NN1 union_NN1 captain_NN1 who_PNQS wins_VVZ his_APPGE soccer_NN1 Blue_NN1 today_RT By_II CHARLES_NP1 RANDALL_NP1 ADRIAN_NP1 DAVIES_NP1 ,_, the_AT Welsh_JJ international_JJ rugby_NN1 union_NN1 outside-half_NN1 ,_, runs_VVZ out_RP with_IW the_AT Cambridge_NP1 University_NN1 soccer_NN1 side_NN1 to_TO take_VVI on_RP Oxford_NP1 at_II Fulham_NP1 this_DD1 morning_NNT1 with_IW the_AT roar_NN1 of_IO Twickenham_NP1 fresh_JJ in_II his_APPGE memory_NN1 ._. 
Davies_NP1 the_AT rugby_NN1 player_NN1 captained_VVD Cambridge_NP1 to_II a_AT1 1711_MC victory_NN1 over_II Oxford_NP1 in_II his_APPGE fourth_MD Varsity_NN1 match_NN1 last_MD December_NPM1 and_CC is_VBZ almost_RR certainly_RR creating_VVG history_NN1 by_II becoming_VVG the_AT first_MD to_TO earn_VVI a_AT1 rugby-soccer_JJ double_JJ Blue_NN1 in_II the_AT same_DA season_NNT1 ._. 
Dr_NNB John_NP1 Little_NP1 ,_, president_NN1 of_IO the_AT Cambridge_NP1 club_NN1 ,_, said_VVD :_: '_" I_PPIS1 ca_VM n't_XX say_VVI unequivocally_RR but_CCB I_PPIS1 have_VH0 gone_VVN through_II a_AT1 history_NN1 of_IO the_AT club_NN1 and_CC there_EX is_VBZ no_AT mention_NN1 of_IO it_PPH1 there_RL ._. 
'_GE Oxford_NP1 's_GE past_NN1 reveals_VVZ that_CST ,_, in_II 1894_MC ,_, C_ZZ1 B_ZZ1 Fry_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 future_JJ England_NP1 cricketer_NN1 and_CC then_RT the_AT world_NN1 long_RR jump_VV0 record-holder_NN1 ,_, was_VBDZ prevented_VVN by_II injury_NN1 from_II gaining_VVG a_AT1 rugby_NN1 Blue_NN1 in_II the_AT same_DA season_NNT1 as_CSA winning_VVG the_AT third_MD of_IO his_APPGE four_MC soccer_NN1 Blues_NN2 ._. 
Davies_NP1 ,_, though_CS a_AT1 useful_JJ club_NN1 cricketer_NN1 ,_, could_VM hardly_RR be_VBI compared_VVN with_IW Fry_NP1 ,_, but_CCB he_PPHS1 can_VM boast_VVI an_AT1 achievement_NN1 that_CST eluded_VVD arguably_RR the_AT greatest_JJT of_IO all-round_JJ English_JJ sportsmen_NN2 ._. 
Davies_NP1 ,_, 23_MC ,_, a_AT1 nimble_JJ midfield_NN1 player_NN1 ,_, might_VM one_MC1 day_NNT1 be_VBI able_JK to_TO tell_VVI his_APPGE grandchildren_NN2 of_IO a_AT1 winning_JJ double_JJ Blue_JJ ._. 
Perhaps_RR his_APPGE only_JJ regret_NN1 is_VBZ missing_VVG the_AT chance_NN1 of_IO adding_VVG Wembley_NP1 ,_, no_RR21 longer_RR22 the_AT soccer_NN1 venue_NN1 ,_, to_II Twickenham_NP1 ._. 
Giving_VVG time_NNT1 to_II both_DB2 sports_NN2 is_VBZ now_RT easier_RRR than_CSN it_PPH1 was_VBDZ ._. 
The_AT matches_NN2 used_VMK to_TO be_VBI held_VVN little_DA1 more_DAR than_CSN a_AT1 week_NNT1 or_CC so_RR apart_RL but_CCB soccer_NN1 has_VHZ since_RR switched_VVN to_II the_AT Lent_NNT1 term_NN1 ._. 
The_AT talented_JJ Davies_NP1 played_VVD soccer_NN1 for_IF Wales_NP1 Schools_NN2 Under-15s_MC2 while_CS at_II Pencoed_NP1 Comprehensive_JJ ,_, a_AT1 rugby_NN1 school_NN1 ,_, before_II switching_JJ codes_NN2 in_II the_AT sixth_MD form_NN1 to_II captain_NN1 Wales_NP1 Schools_NN2 at_II rugby_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 was_VBDZ good_JJ enough_RR to_TO be_VBI invited_VVN for_IF trials_NN2 by_II Leeds_NP1 and_CC Sheffield_NP1 Wednesday_NPD1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 declined_VVD ,_, and_CC was_VBDZ sucked_VVN into_II rugby_NN1 with_IW Neath_NP1 and_CC Wales_NP1 ._. 
Davies_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 geography_NN1 student_NN1 at_II Robinson_NP1 College_NN1 ,_, said_VVD :_: '_" I_PPIS1 've_VH0 played_VVN football_NN1 since_CS I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ 10_MC or_CC 11_MC ._. 
It_PPH1 's_VHZ been_VBN a_AT1 bit_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 pity_NN1 ,_, really_RR ,_, that_DD1 rugby_NN1 has_VHZ taken_VVN over_RP so_RG much_DA1 that_CST I_PPIS1 have_VH0 n't_XX been_VBN able_JK to_TO continue_VVI playing_VVG football_NN1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 decided_VVD not_XX to_TO play_VVI rugby_NN1 this_DD1 term_NN1 ._. 
My_APPGE neck_NN1 is_VBZ still_RR not_XX quite_RG right_JJ and_CC I_PPIS1 have_VH0 injured_VVN a_AT1 shoulder_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 could_VM still_RR run_VVI ,_, so_CS I_PPIS1 turned_VVD up_RP for_IF football_NN1 training_NN1 and_CC things_NN2 have_VH0 gone_VVN on_RP from_II there_RL ._. 
'_GE The_AT training_NN1 is_VBZ a_RR21 lot_RR22 different_JJ ._. 
Although_CS I_PPIS1 'm_VBM reasonably_RR fit_VV0 ,_, the_AT difference_NN1 in_II sharpness_NN1 is_VBZ immense_JJ ._. 
Everything_PN1 in_II football_NN1 is_VBZ 100_MC miles_NNU2 an_AT1 hour_NNT1 ._. 
'_" You_PPY do_VD0 n't_XX have_VHI a_AT1 rest_NN1 when_CS the_AT ball_NN1 goes_VVZ into_II touch_NN1 and_CC the_AT line-out_NN1 forms_VVZ and_RR31 so_RR32 on_RR33 ._. 
There_EX is_VBZ far_RG more_RGR running_JJ to_TO do_VDI playing_JJ midfield_NN1 ._. 
'_" If_CSW the_AT softly_RR spoken_VVN Welshman_NN1 is_VBZ making_VVG history_NN1 as_II the_AT first_MD rugby_NN1 man_NN1 to_TO conquer_VVI soccer_NN1 ,_, he_PPHS1 will_VM not_XX be_VBI the_AT last_MD ._. 
Nick_NP1 Robinson_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 centre-forward_NN1 who_PNQS won_VVD a_AT1 rugby_NN1 Blue_NN1 in_II the_AT centre_NN1 in_II 1990_MC ,_, is_VBZ a_AT1 Cambridge_NP1 substitute_VV0 today_RT ._. 
And_CC it_PPH1 is_VBZ not_XX inconceivable_JJ that_CST Lloyd_NP1 Davies_NP1 ,_, Adrian_NP1 's_GE brother_NN1 ,_, who_PNQS won_VVD a_AT1 rugby_NN1 Blue_NN1 in_II December_NPM1 ,_, could_VM follow_VVI a_AT1 family_NN1 precedent_NN1 ,_, this_DD1 time_NNT1 at_II right-back_NN1 ._. 
'_" He_PPHS1 has_VHZ the_AT talent_NN1 ,_, '_GE said_VVD Adrian_NP1 ._. 
Rugby_NN1 Union_NN1 :_: Wales_NP1 put_VVD faith_NN1 in_II management_NN1 duo_NN1 By_II Edward_NP1 Bevan_NP1 ROBERT_NP1 NORSTER_NN1 ,_, the_AT Welsh_JJ team_NN1 manager_NN1 ,_, and_CC national_JJ coach_NN1 Alan_NP1 Davies_NP1 have_VH0 been_VBN invited_VVN by_II the_AT Welsh_JJ Rugby_NN1 Union_NN1 to_TO continue_VVI in_II their_APPGE roles_NN2 through_II the_AT next_MD three_MC Five_MC Nations_NN2 campaigns_NN2 and_CC up_II21 to_II22 and_CC including_II the_AT 1995_MC World_NN1 Cup_NN1 ._. 
Denis_NP1 Evans_NP1 ,_, secretary_NN1 of_IO the_AT WRU_NP1 ,_, said_VVD :_: '_" Both_DB2 men_NN2 have_VH0 demonstrated_VVN their_APPGE great_JJ commitment_NN1 to_II Wales_NP1 over_II the_AT last_MD nine_MC months_NNT2 and_CC have_VH0 shown_VVN they_PPHS2 have_VH0 the_AT talent_NN1 and_CC organisational_JJ ability_NN1 to_TO help_VVI generate_VVI success_NN1 for_IF the_AT Welsh_JJ team_NN1 at_II the_AT highest_JJT level_NN1 ._. 
'_" They_PPHS2 were_VBDR appointed_VVN initially_RR for_IF the_AT World_NN1 Cup_NN1 and_CC then_RT reappointed_VVD to_TO take_VVI Wales_NP1 through_II this_DD1 season_NNT1 's_GE Five_MC Nations_NN2 Championship_NN1 ._. 
The_AT general_JJ committee_NN1 have_VH0 also_RR mandated_VVN their_APPGE International_JJ Board_NN1 members_NN2 to_TO vote_VVI for_IF New_NP1 Zealand_NP1 as_II the_AT venue_NN1 for_IF the_AT next_MD World_NN1 Cup_NN1 ,_, due_II21 to_II22 the_AT continued_JJ political_JJ uncertainty_NN1 in_II South_NP1 Africa_NP1 ._. 
Llanelli_NP1 ,_, the_AT Schweppes_NP1 Cup-holders_NN2 ,_, return_VV0 to_II Pontypool_NP1 today_RT for_IF a_AT1 quarter-final_JJ tie_NN1 against_II the_AT team_NN1 they_PPHS2 beat_VVD 3615_MC in_II last_MD week_NNT1 's_GE Heineken_NP1 League_NN1 game_NN1 ._. 
They_PPHS2 also_RR won_VVD 249_MC in_II last_MD season_NNT1 's_GE cup_NN1 final_NN1 and_CC Pontypool_NP1 ,_, despite_II the_AT return_NN1 after_II a_AT1 10-week_JJ suspension_NN1 of_IO Dean_NP1 Oswald_NP1 ,_, their_APPGE Kiwi_NN1 No_AT 8_MC ,_, are_VBR unlikely_JJ to_TO record_VVI their_APPGE first_MD win_VV0 in_II eight_MC meetings_NN2 between_II the_AT clubs_NN2 ._. 
Newport_NP1 will_VM be_VBI without_IW Paul_NP1 Turner_NP1 ,_, their_APPGE outside-half_NN1 and_CC captain_NN1 ,_, for_IF the_AT game_NN1 against_II Bridgend_NP1 at_II Rodney_NP1 Parade_NN1 ,_, though_CS Bidgood_NP1 ,_, their_APPGE international_JJ centre_NN1 ,_, returns_VVZ after_II injury_NN1 ._. 
The_AT visitors_NN2 have_VH0 chosen_VVN Clive_NP1 Barber_NP1 at_II outside-half_NN1 in_II31 place_II32 of_II33 Luc_NP1 Evans_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS is_VBZ touring_VVG abroad_RL ._. 
Mark_NP1 Titley_NP1 and_CC Simon_NP1 Davies_NP1 ,_, the_AT Swansea_NP1 wings_NN2 who_PNQS are_VBR at_II the_AT Hong_NP1 Kong_NP1 Sevens_MC2 ,_, are_VBR replaced_VVN by_II Bleddyn_NP1 Taylor_NP1 and_CC Chris_NP1 Higgs_NP1 for_IF the_AT derby_NN1 at_II Dunvant_NP1 ._. 
Wales_NP1 Youth_NN1 aim_NN1 to_TO complete_VVI a_AT1 hat-trick_NN1 of_IO victories_NN2 over_II England_NP1 Colts_NP2 when_CS they_PPHS2 meet_VV0 at_II Brecon_NP1 today_RT ._. 
Last_MD season_NNT1 they_PPHS2 won_VVD the_AT junior_JJ Grand_JJ Slam_NN1 and_CC overwhelmed_JJ England_NP1 323_MC at_II Fylde_NP1 ,_, while_CS two_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA a_AT1 side_NN1 containing_VVG Scott_NP1 Gibbs_NP1 and_CC Neil_NP1 Jenkins_NP1 won_VVD 126_MC at_II Wrexham_NP1 ._. 
CYCLING_VVG Uphill_JJ task_NN1 for_IF Kelly_NP1 SEAN_NP1 KELLY_NP1 ,_, 36_MC next_MD month_NNT1 ,_, will_VM find_VVI in_II the_AT 164-mile_JJ Tour_NN1 of_IO Flanders_NP1 tomorrow_RT that_CST it_PPH1 will_VM not_XX be_VBI his_APPGE age_NN1 but_CCB the_AT rest_NN1 of_IO the_AT professional_NN1 '_GE peleton_NN1 '_GE that_DD1 will_VM make_VVI victory_NN1 in_II the_AT one_MC1 classic_NN1 he_PPHS1 has_VHZ never_RR won_VVN practically_RR impossible_JJ ,_, writes_VVZ Phil_NP1 Liggett_NP1 ._. 
Kelly_NP1 's_GE outstanding_JJ win_NN1 in_II Milan-San_NP1 Remo_NP1 last_MD month_NNT1 was_VBDZ one_MC1 of_IO the_AT most_RGT courageous_JJ since_CS the_AT event_NN1 was_VBDZ first_MD run_NN1 in_II 1907_MC but_CCB the_AT uphill_JJ finish_NN1 in_II the_AT Belgian_JJ classic_NN1 will_VM favour_VVI the_AT younger_JJR men_NN2 ._. 
LAWN_NN1 TENNIS_NN1 Borg_NP1 's_GE hopes_NN2 are_VBR dashed_VVN BJORN_NP1 BORG_NP1 'S_GE hopes_NN2 of_IO a_AT1 return_NN1 to_II his_APPGE former_DA glories_NN2 received_VVD another_DD1 setback_NN1 when_CS he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ beaten_VVN 63_MC ,_, 67_MC ,_, 76_MC by_II Venezuela_NP1 's_GE Nicolas_NP1 Pereira_NP1 in_II the_AT second_MD round_NN1 of_IO an_AT1 exhibition_NN1 event_NN1 in_II Houston_NP1 ,_, writes_VVZ John_NP1 Parsons_NP1 ._. 
Pereira_NP1 ,_, 21_MC ,_, was_VBDZ once_RR world_NN1 junior_JJ champion_NN1 but_CCB is_VBZ now_RT world-ranked_JJ 154_MC and_CC would_VM not_XX have_VHI been_VBN given_VVN much_DA1 chance_NN1 of_IO defeating_VVG Borg_NP1 when_CS the_AT Swede_NN1 was_VBDZ in_II his_APPGE prime_JJ ._. 
Chris_NP1 Bailey_NP1 ,_, from_II Norwich_NP1 ,_, reached_VVD the_AT semi-finals_NN2 of_IO the_AT Masters_NN2 on_II the_AT French_JJ satellite_NN1 circuit_NN1 in_II Lille_NP1 yesterday_RT with_IW a_AT1 61_MC ,_, 62_MC win_VV0 over_II Stephane_NP1 Sansoni_NP1 ,_, of_IO France_NP1 ._. 
However_RR ,_, Southampton_NP1 's_GE Chris_NP1 Wilkinson_NP1 lost_VVD 67_MC ,_, 75_MC ,_, 75_MC to_II Holland_NP1 's_GE Fernon_NN1 Wibier_NN1 ._. 
Sarah_NP1 Bentley_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS beat_VVD South_NP1 African_JJ Cindy_NP1 Summers_NP1 64_MC ,_, 36_MC ,_, 62_MC ,_, will_VM today_RT meet_VVI her_APPGE Surrey_NP1 team-mate_NN1 ,_, Siobhan_NP1 Nicholson_NP1 ,_, in_II the_AT final_NN1 of_IO the_AT Namibia_NP1 women_NN2 's_GE tournament_NN1 at_II Windhoek_NP1 ._. 
Nicholson_NP1 won_VVD her_APPGE semi-final_NN1 against_II another_DD1 South_NP1 African_JJ ,_, Louise_NP1 Venter_NP1 ,_, 46_MC ,_, 64_MC ,_, 75_MC ._. 
Details_NN2 P34_FO YACHTING_NN1 New_NP1 Zealand_NP1 share_NN1 misery_NN1 STARTING_VVG with_IW a_AT1 crash_NN1 and_CC ending_VVG with_IW the_AT tightest_JJT finish_NN1 in_II America_NP1 's_GE Cup_NN1 sailing_NN1 ,_, the_AT fourth_MD race_NN1 of_IO the_AT Louis_NP1 Vuitton_NP1 challenger_NN1 semi-finals_NN2 off_II San_NP1 Diego_NP1 was_VBDZ both_RR memorable_JJ and_CC miserable_JJ ,_, writes_VVZ Tim_NP1 Jeffery_NP1 ._. 
The_AT misery_NN1 was_VBDZ shared_VVN by_II France_NP1 's_GE Ville_FW de_FW Paris_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS collided_VVD with_IW Nippon_NP1 and_CC lost_VVD both_RR the_AT umpire_NN1 's_GE verdict_NN1 and_CC most_DAT of_IO the_AT her_APPGE bow_NN1 ,_, and_CC New_NP1 Zealand_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS came_VVD from_II behind_RL to_TO cross_VVI the_AT line_NN1 2ft_NNU in_II31 front_II32 of_II33 Il_FW Moro_NP1 di_NP1 Venezia_NP1 only_RR to_TO have_VHI the_AT victory_NN1 overturned_VVN when_CS the_AT umpires_NN2 ruled_VVD she_PPHS1 had_VHD brushed_VVN the_AT finish-line_JJ buoy._NNU 6univ_FO All_RR Soling_VVG class_NN1 keelboats_NN2 entered_VVN for_IF the_AT Barcelona_NP1 Olympic_JJ regatta_NN1 must_VM pass_VVI core_NN1 sampling_NN1 tests_NN2 to_TO ensure_VVI compliance_NN1 with_IW the_AT building_NN1 specifications_NN2 ,_, the_AT International_JJ Yacht_NN1 Racing_VVG Union_NP1 announced_VVD yesterday_RT ._. 
RUGBY_NN1 LEAGUE_NN1 Last_MD chance_NN1 for_IF GB_NP1 tour_NN1 hopefuls_NN2 By_II John_NP1 Whalley_NP1 WITH_IW Andy_NP1 Gregory_NP1 ,_, the_AT Wigan_NP1 scrum-half_NN1 ,_, confirming_VVG yesterday_RT he_PPHS1 would_VM be_VBI in_II contention_NN1 for_IF Great_NP1 Britain_NP1 's_GE summer_NNT1 tour_NN1 squad_NN1 to_TO be_VBI announced_VVN on_II Monday_NPD1 ,_, the_AT fringe_NN1 contenders_NN2 have_VH0 their_APPGE last_MD chance_NN1 to_TO impress_VVI over_II the_AT weekend_NNT1 ._. 
To_TO help_VVI his_APPGE British_JJ colleagues_NN2 catch_VV0 the_AT selectors_NN2 '_GE eyes_NN2 ,_, Tea_NN1 Ropati_NN1 ,_, St_NP1 Helens_NP1 '_GE New_NP1 Zealand_NP1 three-quarter_JJ ,_, has_VHZ volunteered_VVN to_TO take_VVI a_AT1 substitute_NN1 's_GE role_NN1 at_II Warrington_NP1 today_RT in_II a_AT1 match_NN1 Saints_NN2 can_VM not_XX afford_VVI to_TO lose_VVI ._. 
If_CS Wigan_NP1 beat_VVD Featherstone_NP1 tomorrow_RT and_CC St_NP1 Helens_NP1 lose_VV0 today_RT ,_, Wigan_NP1 's_GE third_MD title_NN1 in_II a_AT1 row_NN1 would_VM be_VBI in_II the_AT bag_NN1 ,_, though_CS Featherstone_NP1 's_GE recent_JJ improved_JJ form_NN1 suggests_VVZ Wigan_NP1 's_GE task_NN1 is_VBZ no_AT formality_NN1 ._. 
Mike_NP1 McClennan_NP1 ,_, the_AT St_NP1 Helens_NP1 coach_NN1 ,_, conceded_VVD Wigan_NP1 looked_VVD title_NN1 certainties_NN2 ,_, but_CCB he_PPHS1 added_VVD :_: '_" We_PPIS2 must_VM keep_VVI on_RP winning_VVG in_CS21 case_CS22 they_PPHS2 slip_VV0 ._. 
'_GE Salford_NP1 ,_, battling_VVG with_IW Bradford_NP1 to_TO avoid_VVI going_VVG down_RP with_IW Swinton_NP1 ,_, are_VBR without_IW four_MC first_MD choice_NN1 players_NN2 at_II Widnes_NP1 ,_, whose_DDQGE wretched_JJ end_NN1 to_II the_AT season_NNT1 continues_VVZ with_IW eight_MC regular_JJ injured_JJ ._. 
David_NP1 Bishop_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS switched_VVD from_II union_NN1 in_II 1988_MC ,_, has_VHZ been_VBN transfer-listed_JJ by_II Hull_NP1 KR_NP1 ._. 
His_APPGE four-year_JJ contract_NN1 expires_VVZ in_II the_AT summer_NNT1 ._. 
AMERICAN_JJ FOOTBALL_NN1 Spanish_JJ date_NN1 for_IF Monarchs_NN2 LONDON_NP1 Monarchs_NN2 travel_VV0 to_II Barcelona_NP1 Dragons_NN2 tonight_RT for_IF a_AT1 rematch_NN1 of_IO the_AT first_MD World_NN1 Bowl_NN1 ,_, writes_VVZ Christopher_NP1 Davies_NP1 ._. 
Last_MD June_NPM1 the_AT Monarchs_NN2 beat_VV0 the_AT Dragons_NN2 210_MC to_TO lift_VVI the_AT World_NN1 Bowl_NN1 trophy_NN1 but_CCB last_MD week_NNT1 's_GE 3128_MC defeat_VV0 by_II Frankfurt_NP1 exposed_VVD weaknesses_NN2 in_II the_AT London_NP1 team_NN1 ._. 
Ray_NP1 Willsey_NP1 ,_, Monarchs_NN2 '_GE head_JJ coach_NN1 ,_, said_VVD :_: '_" We_PPIS2 made_VVD too_RG many_DA2 errors_NN2 against_II Frankfurt_NP1 ._. 
We_PPIS2 must_VM find_VVI more_DAR consistency_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ was_VBDZ the_AT key_NN1 to_II our_APPGE success_NN1 in_II 1991_MC ._. 
'_GE HOCKEY_NN1 Taunton_NP1 aim_NN1 for_IF a_AT1 quick_JJ return_NN1 to_TO top_VVI By_II Chris_NP1 Moore_NP1 THE_AT two_MC remaining_JJ places_NN2 in_II next_MD season_NNT1 's_GE Pizza_NN1 Express_NN1 National_JJ League_NN1 will_VM be_VBI settled_VVN tomorrow_RT when_CS four_MC teams_NN2 set_VV0 out_RP to_TO join_VVI Harleston_NP1 Magpies_NP1 and_CC Beeston_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS have_VH0 already_RR qualified_VVN ._. 
Taunton_NP1 Vale_NP1 ,_, Sun_NN1 Life_NN1 West_ND1 League_NN1 champions_NN2 ,_, go_VV0 to_II Cheshire_NP1 to_TO meet_VVI Brooklands_NP2 (_( 1.45pm_RA )_) ,_, winners_NN2 of_IO the_AT North_ND1 Premier_JJ League_NN1 title_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 victory_NN1 for_IF Taunton_NP1 would_VM enable_VVI them_PPHO2 to_TO return_VVI to_II the_AT National_JJ League_NN1 after_II relegation_NN1 last_MD year_NNT1 ._. 
Victory_NN1 for_IF Old_JJ Kingstonians_NP2 at_II home_NN1 to_II Oxford_NP1 Hawks_NN2 ,_, the_AT Peroni_NP1 South_ND1 League_NN1 champions_NN2 (_( 2pm_RA )_) ,_, will_VM take_VVI them_PPHO2 into_II the_AT Pizza_NN1 Express_NN1 while_CS defeat_NN1 will_VM put_VVI them_PPHO2 in_II the_AT South_ND1 League_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ has_VHZ absorbed_VVN the_AT London_NP1 League_NN1 ._. 
Avon_NP1 have_VH0 withdrawn_VVN from_II the_AT West_ND1 regional_JJ rounds_NN2 of_IO the_AT NatWest_NP1 Women_NN2 's_GE County_NN1 Championship_NN1 following_VVG a_AT1 disappointing_JJ turn-out_NN1 of_IO players_NN2 and_CC internal_JJ problems_NN2 ,_, writes_VVZ Cathy_NP1 Harris_NP1 ._. 
Points_NN2 scored_VVN in_II matches_NN2 already_RR played_VVN against_II Avon_NP1 have_VH0 been_VBN deducted_VVN and_CC the_AT schedule_NN1 readjusted_VVD ._. 
Berkshire_NP1 ,_, South_ND1 title-holders_NN2 ,_, will_VM be_VBI without_IW the_AT experienced_JJ Gill_NP1 Scott_NP1 and_CC Katie_NP1 Dodd_NP1 when_CS they_PPHS2 start_VV0 the_AT defence_NN1 of_IO their_APPGE title_NN1 at_II Southampton_NP1 today_RT ._. 
POINT-TO-POINT_NN1 For_IF A_AT1 Lark_NN1 is_VBZ set_VVN for_IF repeat_VV0 FOR_IF A_AT1 LARK_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 comfortable_JJ winner_NN1 at_II Haldon_NP1 a_AT1 week_NNT1 ago_RA ,_, should_VM follow_VVI it_PPH1 up_RP at_II today_RT 's_GE Spooners_NP2 and_CC West_ND1 Dartmoor_NP1 meeting_NN1 ,_, writes_VVZ Hugh_NP1 Condry_NP1 ._. 
Rugby_NN1 Union_NN1 :_: Campese_NP1 is_VBZ ruled_VVN out_RP By_II CHARLES_NP1 RANDALL_NP1 DAVID_NP1 CAMPESE_NP1 will_VM miss_VVI the_AT Hong_NP1 Kong_NP1 Sevens_MC2 ,_, which_DDQ start_VV0 today_RT ,_, for_IF the_AT second_MD successive_JJ year_NNT1 ,_, writes_VVZ Charles_NP1 Randall_NP1 ._. 
The_AT Royal_JJ Jockey_NN1 Club_NN1 are_VBR funding_VVG a_AT1 70_MC million_NNO expansion_NN1 of_IO the_AT Government_NN1 Stadium_NN1 for_IF 1994_MC but_CCB the_AT expectations_NN2 swelled_VVN by_II October_NPM1 's_GE World_NN1 Cup_NN1 have_VH0 been_VBN dimmed_VVN by_II the_AT loss_NN1 of_IO the_AT injured_JJ Campese_NP1 and_CC several_DA2 other_JJ leading_JJ players_NN2 among_II the_AT 24_MC teams_NN2 competing_VVG in_II this_DD1 sell-out_NN1 event_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ is_VBZ sponsored_VVN as_RR21 usual_RR22 by_II Cathay_NP1 Pacific_NP1 and_CC Hong_NP1 Kong_NP1 Bank_NN1 ._. 
Holders_NN2 Fiji_NP1 start_NN1 as_CSA favourites_NN2 while_CS the_AT Barbarians_NN2 ,_, led_VVN by_II Gavin_NP1 Hastings_NP1 ,_, and_CC a_AT1 new-look_JJ New_NP1 Zealand_NP1 could_VM also_RR do_VDI well_RR ._. 
HONG_NP1 KONG_NP1 SEVENS_MC2 ._. 
Pool_NN1 A_ZZ1 :_: Fiji_NP1 ,_, Japan_NP1 ,_, Sri_NP1 Lanka_NP1 ._. 
Pool_NN1 B_ZZ1 :_: France_NP1 ,_, Irish_JJ Wolfhounds_NN2 ,_, Papua_NP1 New_NP1 Guinea_NP1 ._. 
Pool_NN1 C_NP1 :_: Argentina_NP1 ,_, American_JJ Eagles_NN2 ,_, Germany_NP1 ._. 
Pool_NN1 D_ZZ1 :_: Australia_NP1 ,_, Tonga_NP1 ,_, Singapore_NP1 ._. 
Pool_NN1 E_ZZ1 :_: Barbarians_NN2 ,_, Romania_NP1 ,_, Kwang_NP1 Hua-Taipei_NP1 ._. 
Pool_NN1 F_ZZ1 :_: Canada_NP1 ,_, South_ND1 Korea_NP1 ,_, Thailand_NP1 ._. 
Pool_NN1 G_ZZ1 :_: Western_NP1 Samoa_NP1 ,_, Namibia_NP1 ,_, Arabian_JJ Gulf_NN1 ._. 
Pool_NN1 H_ZZ1 :_: New_NP1 Zealand_NP1 ,_, Hong_NP1 Kong_NP1 ,_, Malaysia_NP1 ._. 
Grand_JJ opportunity_NN1 for_IF Lynch_NP1 GRAND_JJ NATIONAL_JJ J_ZZ1 A_ZZ1 McGrath_NP1 reports_VVZ on_II an_AT1 11th-hour_JJ jockey_NN1 switch_NN1 for_IF a_AT1 strongly-fancied_JJ Aintree_NP1 contenderBookmakers_NN2 areprepared_VVD for_IF 55mbetting_FO spree_NN1 By_II J_ZZ1 A_ZZ1 MCGRATH_NP1 MARTIN_NP1 LYNCH_NP1 realised_VVD the_AT wildest_JJT dream_NN1 of_IO every_AT1 jump_NN1 jockey_NN1 when_RRQ ,_, at_II the_AT 11th_MD hour_NNT1 ,_, he_PPHS1 picked_VVD up_RP the_AT mount_NN1 on_II strongly-fancied_JJ contender_NN1 Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 in_II today_RT 's_GE Martell_NP1 Grand_JJ National_JJ at_II Aintree_NP1 ._. 
Lynch_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS fell_VVD at_II the_AT first_MD fence_NN1 on_II his_APPGE only_JJ other_JJ Grand_JJ National_JJ ride_NN1 in_II 1981_MC ,_, had_VHD looked_VVN likely_JJ to_TO miss_VVI the_AT race_NN1 after_II Auntie_NNB Dot_NP1 ,_, one_MC1 of_IO his_APPGE regular_JJ mounts_NN2 ,_, had_VHD been_VBN promised_VVN to_II Mark_NP1 Dwyer_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS finished_VVD third_MD on_II her_PPHO1 in_II last_MD year_NNT1 's_GE race_NN1 ._. 
The_AT jockey_NN1 merry-go-round_NN1 kept_VVD whirring_VVG at_II a_AT1 fierce_JJ pace_NN1 as_CSA Adrian_NP1 Maguire_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS rode_VVD Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 to_TO win_VVI the_AT Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 ,_, joined_VVD the_AT rapidly-growing_JJ casualty_NN1 list_NN1 at_II Liverpool_NP1 after_II falling_VVG with_IW Sibton_NP1 Abbey_NN1 in_II the_AT Perrier_NP1 Jouet_NP1 Handicap_NN1 Chase_NN1 ._. 
His_APPGE injuries_NN2 forced_VVD him_PPHO1 to_TO give_VVI up_RP the_AT coveted_JJ mount_NN1 on_II Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 ._. 
Maguire_NP1 sustained_VVD a_AT1 shoulder_NN1 injury_NN1 and_CC was_VBDZ concussed_VVN ,_, so_RR misses_VVZ his_APPGE first_MD opportunity_NN1 to_TO ride_VVI in_II the_AT big_JJ race_NN1 ._. 
Trainer_NN1 Toby_NP1 Balding_NP1 set_VVD about_RP finding_VVG a_AT1 replacement_NN1 ,_, and_CC after_II consultation_NN1 with_IW Peter_NP1 Bolton_NP1 ,_, owner_NN1 of_IO Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 and_CC of_IO Whitcombe_NP1 Manor_NN1 Racing_VVG Stables_NN2 ,_, came_VVD up_RP with_IW Lynch_NP1 ,_, 33_MC ,_, originally_RR from_II Co_NP1 Meath_NP1 but_CCB based_VVN in_II Britain_NP1 ._. 
Lynch_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS rode_VVD his_APPGE first_MD winner_NN1 at_II Thurles_NP2 ,_, in_II Ireland_NP1 ,_, in_II 1977_MC ,_, lists_VVZ his_APPGE win_NN1 in_II the_AT Vincent_NP1 O'Brien_NP1 Gold_NN1 Cup_NN1 aboard_II Nick_NP1 The_AT Brief_NN1 as_CSA his_APPGE most_RGT important_JJ victory_NN1 to_II date_NN1 ._. 
His_APPGE best_JJT season_NNT1 so_RG far_RR came_VVD when_RRQ he_PPHS1 rode_VVD 28_MC winners_NN2 ,_, and_CC with_IW 22_MC to_II his_APPGE credit_NN1 already_RR this_DD1 term_NN1 ,_, he_PPHS1 is_VBZ on_II course_NN1 to_II better_RRR that_DD1 total_NN1 ._. 
Lynch_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS fell_VVD on_II Barney_NP1 Maclyvie_NP1 at_II the_AT first_MD 11_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA ,_, said_VVD :_: '_" I_PPIS1 have_VH0 been_VBN told_VVN that_CST a_AT1 lot_NN1 of_IO good_JJ jockeys_NN2 have_VH0 fallen_VVN at_II the_AT first_MD fence_NN1 in_II their_APPGE first_MD ride_NN1 in_II the_AT National_JJ and_CC then_RT gone_VVN on_RP to_TO win_VVI the_AT race_NN1 next_MD time_NNT1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 hope_VV0 they_PPHS2 are_VBR right_JJ ._. 
'_GE Balding_JJ has_VHZ long_RR held_VVN the_AT opinion_NN1 that_CST Jimmy_NP1 Frost_NP1 should_VM ride_VVI Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 ,_, but_CCB after_CS the_AT West_ND1 Country_NN1 rider_NN1 was_VBDZ beaten_VVN on_II the_AT gelding_NN1 at_II Newcastle_NP1 earlier_RRR in_II the_AT season_NNT1 ,_, Bolton_NP1 plumped_VVD for_IF Maguire_NP1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 am_VBM very_RG disappointed_JJ for_IF Jimmy_NP1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 has_VHZ had_VHN a_AT1 terrible_JJ month_NNT1 ,_, '_GE said_VVD Balding_NP1 ,_, referring_VVG to_II the_AT fact_NN1 that_CST Frost_NP1 has_VHZ also_RR lost_VVN the_AT ride_NN1 today_RT on_II Morley_NP1 Street_NNL1 ,_, who_PNQS attempts_VVZ a_AT1 hat-trick_NN1 in_II the_AT Martell_NP1 Aintree_NP1 Hurdle_NN1 ,_, with_IW Richard_NP1 Dunwoody_NP1 aboard_RL ._. 
'_GE But_CCB it_PPH1 is_VBZ the_AT owner_NN1 's_GE view_NN1 that_CST Jimmy_NP1 does_VDZ not_XX suit_VVI Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 ,_, and_CC he_PPHS1 says_VVZ he_PPHS1 prefers_VVZ a_AT1 jockey_NN1 who_PNQS sits_VVZ still_JJ and_CC allows_VVZ the_AT horse_NN1 to_TO take_VVI him_PPHO1 along_RP to_II his_APPGE fences_NN2 ._. 
After_CS discussions_NN2 ,_, Martin_NP1 Lynch_NP1 's_GE name_NN1 came_VVD out_RP on_II31 top_II32 of_II33 the_AT list_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Brendan_NP1 Sheridan_NP1 was_VBDZ another_DD1 jockey_NN1 forced_VVN to_TO give_VVI up_RP his_APPGE National_JJ ride_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 took_VVD a_AT1 crashing_JJ fall_NN1 from_II Ferromyn_NP1 in_II the_AT Heidsieck_NN1 Dry_JJ Monopole_NN1 Novice_NN1 Hurdle_NN1 and_CC later_RRR felt_VVD very_RG sore_JJ ._. 
Although_CS passed_VVN fit_JJ by_II the_AT doctor_NN1 ,_, Sheridan_NP1 gave_VVD his_APPGE National_JJ ride_NN1 on_II Roc_NP1 de_NP1 Prince_NN1 to_II fellow_JJ Irishman_NN1 Charlie_NP1 Swan_NP1 ._. 
Richard_NP1 Dunwoody_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS rides_VVZ Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 ,_, was_VBDZ lucky_JJ not_XX to_TO join_VVI those_DD2 on_II the_AT sidelines_NN2 after_II suffering_VVG three_MC nasty_JJ falls_NN2 yesterday_RT ._. 
He_PPHS1 finished_VVD the_AT day_NNT1 battered_VVN and_CC bruised_JJ but_CCB well_RR enough_RR to_TO ride_VVI the_AT strongly-fancied_JJ Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 fell_VVD from_II Gambling_VVG Royal_JJ ,_, Calabrese_NN and_CC King_NN1 Of_IO The_AT Lot_NN1 ,_, but_CCB had_VHD a_AT1 success_NN1 in_II the_AT Mumm_NP1 Melling_NP1 Chase_NN1 aboard_II the_AT spectacular_JJ Remittance_NN1 Man_NN1 ._. 
Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 will_VM be_VBI blinkered_VVN for_IF the_AT first_MD time_NNT1 ,_, a_AT1 decision_NN1 to_II which_DDQ trainer_NN1 Nicky_NP1 Henderson_NP1 gave_VVD long_RR thought_VVN ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 've_VH0 had_VHN sleepless_JJ nights_NNT2 but_CCB it_PPH1 's_VBZ the_AT biggest_JJT day_NNT1 of_IO his_APPGE life_NN1 and_CC he_PPHS1 needs_VVZ all_DB the_AT help_NN1 he_PPHS1 can_VM get_VVI ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 said_VVD ._. 
Jamie_NP1 Osborne_NP1 rode_VVD again_RT yesterday_RT despite_II giving_VVG up_RP later_JJR rides_NN2 on_II the_AT first_MD day_NNT1 and_CC will_VM be_VBI fit_JJ to_TO partner_VVI Whats_NN2 The_AT Crack_NN1 ._. 
Graham_NP1 Bradley_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS injured_VVD a_AT1 finger_NN1 on_II Thursday_NPD1 ,_, is_VBZ also_RR fit_VV0 to_TO take_VVI his_APPGE National_JJ mount_NN1 on_II Rowlandsons_NP2 Jewels_NN2 ._. 
Anthony_NP1 Tory_JJ ,_, who_PNQS misses_VVZ the_AT ride_NN1 on_II Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 ,_, is_VBZ believed_VVN to_TO have_VHI pulled_VVN a_AT1 muscle_NN1 in_II the_AT back_NN1 of_IO his_APPGE neck_NN1 or_CC to_TO have_VHI displaced_VVN some_DD vertebrae_NN2 ._. 
He_PPHS1 is_VBZ due_JJ to_TO see_VVI a_AT1 chiropractor_NN1 tomorrow_RT and_CC is_VBZ likely_JJ to_TO undergo_VVI surgery_NN1 ._. 
As_II a_AT1 consequence_NN1 of_IO Peter_NP1 Scudamore_NP1 's_GE switch_NN1 to_II Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 ,_, Steve_NP1 Smith_NP1 Eccles_NP1 ,_, 36_MC ,_, who_PNQS has_VHZ had_VHN only_RR three_MC rides_NN2 since_II returning_VVG from_II injury_NN1 ,_, was_VBDZ confirmed_VVN as_II the_AT rider_NN1 of_IO Bonanza_NN1 Boy_NN1 ,_, running_VVG in_II the_AT National_JJ for_IF the_AT fourth_MD successive_JJ year_NNT1 ._. 
John_NP1 Upson_NP1 ,_, trainer_NN1 of_IO yesterday_RT 's_GE first_MD winner_NN1 ,_, River_NNL1 Bounty_NP1 ,_, is_VBZ concerned_JJ about_II sick_JJ horses_NN2 in_II his_APPGE yard_NN1 which_DDQ is_VBZ not_XX good_JJ news_NN1 for_IF those_DD2 who_PNQS have_VH0 supported_VVN his_APPGE Grand_JJ National_JJ runner_NN1 Over_II The_AT Road_NN1 ._. 
'_GE A_AT1 lot_NN1 of_IO my_APPGE horses_NN2 have_VH0 been_VBN sick_JJ ,_, '_GE Upson_NP1 declared_VVD ._. 
'_GE Out_II21 of_II22 32_MC ,_, I_PPIS1 had_VHD six_MC fit_JJ ones_NN2 this_DD1 morning_NNT1 ._. 
We_PPIS2 are_VBR hoping_VVG for_IF the_AT best_JJT for_IF Over_II The_AT Road_NN1 ,_, who_PNQS has_VHZ shown_VVN no_AT signs_NN2 of_IO suffering_VVG any_DD virus_NN1 at_II the_AT moment_NN1 ._. 
'_GE TobyBalding_NN1 will_VM have_VHI an_AT1 interesting_JJ second-string_NN1 in_II Romany_NP1 King_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS has_VHZ reportedly_RR been_VBN working_VVG well_RR at_II Whitcombe_NP1 ._. 
'_" He_PPHS1 is_VBZ fine_JJ at_RR21 present_RR22 ,_, '_GE said_VVD Balding_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS is_VBZ running_VVG the_AT gelding_NN1 as_II an_AT1 eight-year-old_JJ ,_, being_VBG of_IO the_AT opinion_NN1 that_CST he_PPHS1 will_VM never_RR be_VBI so_RG well_RR treated_VVN in_II the_AT National_JJ by_II the_AT handicapper_NN1 again_RT ._. 
Yesterday_RT 's_GE many_DA2 developments_NN2 including_II the_AT confirmation_NN1 of_IO Scudamore_NP1 's_GE booking_NN1 and_CC the_AT likelihood_NN1 of_IO drying_VVG ground_NN1 have_VH0 prompted_VVN Coral_NN1 's_VBZ to_TO cut_VVI Docklands_NP1 Express_NN1 ,_, my_APPGE selection_NN1 ,_, to_II 81_MC from_II 111_MC and_CC he_PPHS1 is_VBZ their_APPGE new_JJ favourite_NN1 ._. 
The_AT other_JJ bookmakers_NN2 are_VBR expected_VVN to_TO follow_VVI suit_VV0 this_DD1 morning_NNT1 ._. 
Cool_JJ Ground_NN1 is_VBZ now_RT 101_MC ,_, having_VHG been_VBN as_RG short_JJ as_CSA 61_MC favourite_JJ yesterday_RT morning_NNT1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 is_VBZ joined_VVN by_II both_DB2 Brown_NP1 Windsor_NP1 and_CC Twin_NN1 Oaks_NN2 ._. 
The_AT best-backed_JJT outsider_NN1 is_VBZ Henrietta_NP1 Knight_NP1 's_GE Whats_NN2 The_AT Crack_NN1 ,_, now_RT 201_MC from_II 401_MC ._. 
Bookmakers_NN2 estimate_VV0 that_CST 15_MC million_NNO people_NN will_VM wager_VVI more_DAR than_CSN 55million_FO on_II the_AT race_NN1 ,_, with_IW any_DD thoughts_NN2 of_IO the_AT current_JJ recession_NN1 being_VBG quickly_RR forgotten_VVN ._. 
Soccer_NN1 :_: Labour_JJ to_TO take_VVI a_AT1 stand_NN1 on_II seats_NN2 By_II John_NP1 Ley_NP1 ON_II THE_AT eve_NNT1 of_IO the_AT FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 semi-finals_NN2 Labour_JJ have_VH0 hinted_VVN that_CST if_CS they_PPHS2 win_VV0 the_AT General_JJ Election_NN1 ,_, Third_MD and_CC Fourth_MD Division_NN1 grounds_NN2 may_VM not_XX have_VHI to_TO become_VVI all-seat_NN1 ,_, despite_II the_AT Taylor_NP1 Report_NN1 's_GE recommendations_NN2 ._. 
The_AT report_NN1 recommends_VVZ that_DD1 First_MD and_CC Second_MD Division_NN1 clubs_NN2 have_VH0 all-seat_JJ grounds_NN2 by_II August_NPM1 1994_MC and_CC Third_MD and_CC Fourth_MD Division_NN1 clubs_NN2 by_II August_NPM1 1999_MC ._. 
Lord_NNB Justice_NP1 Taylor_NP1 ,_, recently_RR appointed_VVN Lord_NNB Chief_NNB Justice_NP1 ,_, said_VVD that_CST the_AT 95_MC deaths_NN2 during_II and_CC after_CS the_AT 1989_MC FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 semi-final_NN1 between_II Liverpool_NP1 and_CC Nottingham_NP1 Forest_NN1 might_VM have_VHI been_VBN avoided_VVN in_II an_AT1 all-seat_JJ stadium_NN1 ._. 
In_II31 response_II32 to_II33 Labour_NN1 's_GE move_NN1 ,_, the_AT Prime_JJ Minister_NN1 is_VBZ believed_VVN to_TO be_VBI considering_VVG a_AT1 similar_JJ action_NN1 ._. 
Mr_NNB Major_NP1 has_VHZ said_VVN privately_RR that_CST he_PPHS1 does_VDZ not_XX believe_VVI it_PPH1 is_VBZ necessary_JJ to_TO follow_VVI the_AT Taylor_NP1 recommendations_NN2 to_II the_AT letter_NN1 ,_, but_CCB he_PPHS1 will_VM insist_VVI that_CST the_AT changes_NN2 are_VBR made_VVN for_IF First_MD and_CC Second_MD Division_NN1 clubs_NN2 ._. 
The_AT Prime_JJ Minister_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 Chelsea_NP1 supporter_NN1 ,_, believes_VVZ that_RG much_DA1 of_IO the_AT cash_NN1 needed_VVN can_VM be_VBI provided_VVN by_II changes_NN2 to_II the_AT Pools_NN2 Levy_VV0 and_CC the_AT proposed_JJ national_JJ lottery._NNU is_VBZ understood_VVN to_TO have_VHI indicated_VVN he_PPHS1 sees_VVZ no_AT necessity_NN1 for_IF blanket_NN1 adherence_NN1 to_II the_AT report_NN1 's_GE findings_NN2 on_II seating_NN1 ._. 
Roy_NP1 Hattersley_NP1 ,_, Labour_NN1 's_GE deputy_NN1 leader_NN1 ,_, said_VVD :_: '_" I_PPIS1 want_VV0 to_TO look_VVI very_RG carefully_RR at_II the_AT idea_NN1 to_TO make_VVI sure_JJ that_CST clubs_NN2 do_VD0 n't_XX go_VVI out_II21 of_II22 business_NN1 and_CC that_DD1 large_JJ families_NN2 on_II low_JJ incomes_NN2 can_VM still_RR go_VVI to_II football_NN1 matches_NN2 ._. 
'_GE Labour_NN1 will_VM make_VVI a_AT1 statement_NN1 on_II the_AT Taylor_NP1 Report_NN1 in_II Nottingham_NP1 today_RT ,_, when_CS Mr_NNB Hattersley_NP1 is_VBZ due_JJ to_TO meet_VVI Denis_NP1 Howell_NP1 ,_, Labour_NN1 's_GE former_DA sports_NN2 minister_VV0 ,_, and_CC Brian_NP1 Clough_NP1 ,_, the_AT Nottingham_NP1 Forest_NN1 manager_NN1 ,_, who_PNQS is_VBZ a_AT1 Labour_JJ supporter_NN1 ._. 
The_AT Football_NN1 Supporters_NN2 Association_NN1 ,_, who_PNQS are_VBR pressing_VVG for_IF a_AT1 rethink_NN1 on_II the_AT Taylor_NP1 Report_NN1 ,_, have_VH0 received_VVN a_AT1 letter_NN1 from_II the_AT Premier_JJ League_NN1 's_GE chairman_NN1 ,_, Sir_NNB John_NP1 Quinton_NP1 ,_, expressing_VVG his_APPGE opposition_NN1 to_II all-seat_JJ stadiums_NN2 ._. 
Administrators_NN2 in_II31 charge_II32 of_II33 Fourth_MD Division_NN1 Northampton_NP1 yesterday_RT dismissed_VVD the_AT manager_NN1 ,_, nine_MC players_NN2 and_CC two_MC back-room_JJ staff_NN ._. 
Report_NN1 and_CC FA_NP1 Cup_NN1 P34_FO At_II Home_NN1 :_: Not_XX quite_RR creased_VVN up_RP by_II the_AT new_JJ ,_, improved_JJ wonder_NN1 iron_NN1 By_II MARK_NP1 EDMONDS_NP1 WITH_IW the_AT average_JJ freelance_NN1 ironer_NN1 charging_NN1 Gentlemen_NN2 Who_PNQS Do_VD0 n't_XX 50_MC pence_NNU a_AT1 shirt_NN1 ,_, the_AT '_GE professional_NN1 '_GE steam_NN1 iron_NN1 to_TO be_VBI launched_VVN next_MD month_NNT1 by_II Philips_NP1 sounds_VVZ excellent_JJ value_NN1 at_II 170_MC ._. 
Slobs_NN2 like_II me_PPIO1 who_PNQS iron_VV0 only_RR when_CS they_PPHS2 are_VBR forced_VVN to_II ,_, and_CC then_RT only_RR the_AT bits_NN2 that_CST show_VV0 ,_, stand_VV0 to_TO recoup_VVI their_APPGE investment_NN1 after_CS less_DAR than_CSN a_AT1 year_NNT1 's_GE worth_NN1 of_IO shirts_NN2 ._. 
The_AT huge_JJ price_NN1 tag_NN1 attached_VVN to_II the_AT iron_NN1 certainly_RR promises_VVZ a_RR31 great_RR32 deal_RR33 ._. 
Since_CS you_PPY can_VM pick_VVI up_RP a_AT1 no-frills_NN2 steam_NN1 iron_NN1 for_IF 40_MC or_CC 50_MC I_PPIS1 assumed_VVD it_PPH1 would_VM take_VVI all_DB the_AT angst_NN1 out_II21 of_II22 what_DDQ is_VBZ arguably_RR the_AT last_MD of_IO the_AT genuinely_RR ghastly_JJ domestic_JJ chores_NN2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 had_VHD every_AT1 hope_NN1 that_CST the_AT industrial-strength_JJ whoosh_NN1 of_IO steam_NN1 the_AT manufacturers_NN2 trumpet_VV0 so_RG loudly_RR would_VM present_VVI me_PPIO1 with_IW crease-free_JJ shirts_NN2 and_CC service_VVI my_APPGE morning_NNT1 cappuccino_NN1 ._. 
Philips_NP1 says_VVZ this_DD1 is_VBZ the_AT first_MD example_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 '_GE professional_NN1 '_GE steam_NN1 iron_NN1 to_TO hit_VVI the_AT British_JJ shops_NN2 ._. 
In_II Italy_NP1 and_CC France_NP1 ,_, however_RR ,_, these_DD2 super-irons_NN2 are_VBR commonplace_JJ and_CC account_VV0 for_IF 50_MC per_NNU21 cent_NNU22 of_IO annual_JJ sales_NN ._. 
This_DD1 probably_RR indicates_VVZ one_MC1 of_IO two_MC things_NN2 :_: Continental_JJ Europeans_NN2 are_VBR more_RGR particular_JJ about_II the_AT state_NN1 of_IO their_APPGE shirts_NN2 ,_, or_CC they_PPHS2 are_VBR less_RGR particular_JJ about_II the_AT claims_NN2 of_IO the_AT manufacturers_NN2 ._. 
It_PPH1 comes_VVZ in_II two_MC parts_NN2 ._. 
The_AT first_MD seems_VVZ conventional_JJ enough_RR standard_JJ iron_NN1 shape_NN1 ,_, flex_NN1 attachment_NN1 to_II power_NN1 source_NN1 from_II handle_NN1 although_CS its_APPGE separate_JJ '_GE vapour_NN1 tank_NN1 '_GE was_VBDZ a_AT1 new_JJ one_PN1 on_II me_PPIO1 ._. 
The_AT whole_JJ caboodle_NN1 ,_, heavy_JJ and_CC cumbersome_JJ ,_, looked_VVN as_CS21 though_CS22 it_PPH1 might_VM be_VBI more_RRR at_II home_NN1 in_II a_AT1 grand_JJ hotel_NN1 than_CSN a_AT1 north_ND1 London_NP1 flat_NN1 :_: precisely_RR the_AT image_NN1 the_AT manufacturer_NN1 is_VBZ trying_VVG to_TO get_VVI across_RL ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ the_AT vapour_NN1 tank_NN1 that_CST is_VBZ the_AT key_NN1 to_II the_AT machine_NN1 's_GE alleged_JJ superiority_NN1 over_II other_JJ steam_NN1 irons_NN2 ._. 
This_DD1 takes_VVZ a_AT1 full_JJ litre_NNU1 of_IO water_NN1 enough_RR for_CS one-and-a-half_MF hours_NNT2 of_IO constant_JJ steam_NN1 ironing_VVG without_IW going_VVG back_RP to_II the_AT tap_NN1 ._. 
The_AT tank_NN1 produces_VVZ 50_MC grams_NNU2 of_IO steam_NN1 per_II minute_NNT1 about_RG three_MC times_NNT2 that_DD1 of_IO a_AT1 conventional_JJ steam_NN1 iron_NN1 and_CC feeds_VVZ it_PPH1 directly_RR into_II the_AT iron_NN1 via_II a_AT1 cord_NN1 in_II its_APPGE side_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 separate_JJ sole_JJ plate_NN1 heats_NN2 up_II the_AT steam_NN1 even_RR more_RRR ,_, producing_VVG a_AT1 much_RR more_RGR powerful_JJ jet_NN1 ._. 
Once_CS I_PPIS1 'd_VHD mastered_VVN a_AT1 none-too-straightforward_JJ control_NN1 panel_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ looks_VVZ rather_RR like_II those_DD2 muticoloured_VVD ever-flickering_JJ computers_NN2 you_PPY find_VV0 on_II the_AT dashboard_NN1 of_IO executive_NN1 cars_NN2 ,_, my_APPGE test_NN1 run_NN1 got_VVD under_RR21 way_RR22 ._. 
Briefed_VVN comprehensively_RR by_II my_APPGE fastidious_JJ fiancee_NN1 on_II ironing_VVG strategy_NN1 '_GE Never_RR start_VV0 from_II the_AT front/make_NN1 sure_JJ you_PPY give_VV0 the_AT cuffs_NN2 a_AT1 decent_JJ jet_NN1 of_IO steam_NN1 ..._... not_XX like_II that_DD1 ,_, you_PPY chump_VV0 !_! 
'_" I_PPIS1 set_VV0 about_RP a_AT1 pile_NN1 of_IO shirts_NN2 ,_, mainly_RR cotton_NN1 but_CCB one_MC1 silk_NN1 ,_, and_CC a_AT1 range_NN1 of_IO trousers_NN2 ._. 
First_MD you_PPY must_VM fill_VVI the_AT tank_NN1 a_AT1 relatively_RR idiot-proof_JJ exercise_NN1 ,_, though_CS you_PPY must_VM remember_VVI to_TO unscrew_VVI it_PPH1 carefully_RR and_CC slowly_RR when_CS replenishing_VVG it_PPH1 ,_, since_CS the_AT steam_NN1 is_VBZ kept_VVN under_II considerable_JJ pressure_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 pilot_NN1 light_NN1 on_II the_AT tank_NN1 's_GE control_NN1 panel_NN1 conveniently_RR lets_VVZ you_PPY know_VVI when_RRQ the_AT iron_NN1 is_VBZ running_VVG out_II21 of_II22 steam_NN1 ._. 
There_EX is_VBZ no_RR doubting_VVG the_AT iron_NN1 's_GE power_NN1 ._. 
Even_RR the_AT shirts_NN2 which_DDQ had_VHD been_VBN left_VVN for_IF many_DA2 weeks_NNT2 in_II my_APPGE laundry_NN1 out-tray_NN1 responded_VVN to_II the_AT punishment_NN1 it_PPH1 dished_VVD out_RP ._. 
The_AT iron_NN1 's_VBZ '_GE trigger_NN1 '_GE ,_, concealed_VVN in_II its_APPGE handle_NN1 ,_, was_VBDZ jolly_RG good_JJ fun_NN1 to_TO operate_VVI ._. 
One_MC1 squeeze_NN1 and_CC you_PPY 've_VH0 strafed_VVN even_RR the_AT most_RGT determined_JJ of_IO creases_NN2 out_II21 of_II22 existence_NN1 :_: a_AT1 separate_JJ jet_NN1 of_IO steam_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ is_VBZ activated_VVN by_II a_AT1 button_NN1 on_II31 top_II32 of_II33 the_AT handle_NN1 ,_, is_VBZ useful_JJ for_IF sniper_NN1 attacks_NN2 on_II hard-to-defeat_JJ cuff_NN1 wrinkles_NN2 ._. 
Irons_NN2 I_PPIS1 've_VH0 used_VVN before_RT have_VH0 also_RR offered_VVN this_DD1 facility_NN1 ,_, but_CCB I_PPIS1 've_VH0 always_RR found_VVN I_PPIS1 've_VH0 ended_VVN up_RP toing_VVG and_CC froing_VVG between_II the_AT tap_NN1 once_RR too_RG often_RR ._. 
The_AT capacity_NN1 of_IO the_AT Philips_NP1 iron_NN1 keeps_VVZ this_DD1 to_II a_AT1 minimum_NN1 ._. 
Also_RR useful_JJ ,_, I_PPIS1 'm_VBM sure_JJ ,_, is_VBZ the_AT facility_NN1 for_IF ironing_VVG curtains_NN2 ,_, upholstery_NN1 ,_, and_CC even_RR jackets_NN2 and_CC shirts_NN2 vertically_RR ._. 
The_AT jet_NN1 of_IO steam_NN1 can_VM be_VBI aimed_VVN at_II particularly_RR stubborn_JJ creases_NN2 ,_, and_CC there_EX is_VBZ also_RR a_AT1 spray_NN1 attachment_NN1 which_DDQ you_PPY can_VM use_VVI to_TO cover_VVI larger_JJR areas_NN2 ._. 
Its_APPGE bulk_NN1 ,_, however_RR ,_, was_VBDZ a_AT1 problem_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ might_VM make_VVI vertical_JJ ironing_NN1 a_RR21 little_RR22 impractical_JJ ._. 
A_AT1 broad-beamed_JJ fellow_NN1 like_II myself_PPX1 should_VM have_VHI no_AT difficulty_NN1 careering_VVG it_PPH1 across_II the_AT ironing_NN1 board_NN1 ,_, although_CS a_AT1 woman_NN1 or_CC even_RR a_AT1 bachelor-wimp_NN1 might_VM sooner_RRR resort_NN1 to_II an_AT1 old-fashioned_JJ metal_NN1 iron_NN1 than_CSN attempt_VV0 to_TO put_VVI this_DD1 monster_NN1 through_II its_APPGE paces_NN2 ._. 
Another_DD1 design_NN1 fault_NN1 rests_VVZ with_IW the_AT flex_NN1 :_: since_CS it_PPH1 protrudes_VVZ from_II the_AT heel_NN1 ,_, you_PPY ca_VM n't_XX stand_VVI it_PPH1 up_RP when_CS you_PPY 're_VBR not_XX using_VVG it_PPH1 ._. 
You_PPY also_RR need_VV0 plenty_PN of_IO room_NN1 ,_, since_CS the_AT iron_NN1 does_VDZ not_XX operate_VVI independently_RR of_IO the_AT vapour_NN1 tank_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB I_PPIS1 could_VM n't_XX argue_VVI with_IW the_AT machine_NN1 's_GE efficiency_NN1 ._. 
My_APPGE shirts_NN2 and_CC trousers_NN2 emerged_VVD from_II the_AT exercise_NN1 crease-free_JJ ,_, with_IW only_RR the_AT minimum_NN1 of_IO effort_NN1 on_II my_APPGE part_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 coped_VVD admirably_RR with_IW a_AT1 range_NN1 of_IO different_JJ materials_NN2 ._. 
While_CS I_PPIS1 ca_VM n't_XX say_VVI I_PPIS1 actually_RR enjoyed_VVD the_AT experience_NN1 as_RR21 usual_RR22 ,_, two_MC shirts_NN2 flaked_VVD me_PPIO1 out_RP and_CC put_VV0 me_PPIO1 in_II a_AT1 bad_JJ mood_NN1 for_IF the_AT rest_NN1 of_IO the_AT day_NNT1 I_PPIS1 did_VDD find_VVI the_AT whole_NN1 process_VV0 a_AT1 whole_JJ lot_NN1 easier_RRR on_II the_AT nerves_NN2 than_CSN throwing_VVG a_AT1 glass_NN1 of_IO water_NN1 across_II a_AT1 shirt_NN1 in_II the_AT hope_NN1 that_CST somehow_RR the_AT creases_NN2 ,_, along_II21 with_II22 the_AT water_NN1 ,_, would_VM eventually_RR evaporate_VVI ._. 
At_II Home_NN1 :_: PRIZED_JJ POSSESSIONS_NN2 By_II JOHN_NP1 BLY_NP1 SENT_VVD BY_II a_AT1 reader_NN1 in_II Redhill_NP1 ,_, this_DD1 picture_NN1 shows_VVZ a_AT1 good_JJ example_NN1 of_IO an_AT1 early_JJ 17th-century_JJ oak_NN1 '_GE gate-leg_NN1 '_GE table_NN1 ,_, circa_RG 1685_MC ,_, and_CC the_AT photograph_NN1 clearly_RR shows_VVZ the_AT reason_NN1 for_IF its_APPGE name_NN1 ._. 
Drop-leaf_JJ tables_NN2 which_DDQ could_VM be_VBI placed_VVN against_II the_AT wall_NN1 when_RRQ not_XX in_II use_NN1 developed_VVN during_II the_AT pre-Commonwealth_JJ period_NN1 ,_, but_CCB the_AT method_NN1 of_IO framed_JJ '_GE joined_JJ '_GE construction_NN1 necessitated_VVD the_AT use_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 securing_VVG pivot_NN1 at_II the_AT top_NN1 and_CC the_AT bottom_NN1 of_IO the_AT swing-out_NN1 supporting_JJ leg_NN1 ._. 
Hence_RR gate-leg_JJ ._. 
By_II the_AT 1730s_MC2 this_DD1 construction_NN1 had_VHD been_VBN superseded_VVN by_II a_AT1 knuckle_NN1 joint_NN1 at_II the_AT top_NN1 and_CC the_AT gate-leg_NN1 had_VHD become_VVN virtually_RR obsolete_JJ ._. 
Thus_RR ,_, unless_CS the_AT table_NN1 shown_VVN is_VBZ a_AT1 reproduction_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ it_PPH1 is_VBZ not_XX ,_, it_PPH1 would_VM have_VHI been_VBN made_VVN within_II a_AT1 comparatively_RR short_JJ period_NN1 ._. 
Guides_NN2 to_II authenticity_NN1 visible_JJ in_II the_AT photograph_NN1 are_VBR type_NN1 and_CC colour_NN1 of_IO timber_NN1 ,_, construction_NN1 of_IO the_AT underframe_NN1 and_CC the_AT drawer_NN1 side_NN1 ._. 
The_AT turning_NN1 to_II the_AT legs_NN2 is_VBZ particularly_RR attractive_JJ here_RL ._. 
Given_CS21 that_CS22 it_PPH1 is_VBZ a_AT1 comfortable_JJ six-seater_NN1 ,_, this_DD1 table_NN1 should_VM be_VBI insured_VVN for_IF 2,500_MC ._. 
At_II Home_NN1 :_: Auntie_NN1 with_IW an_AT1 answer_NN1 By_II Celia_NP1 Haddon_NP1 LATE_RR at_II night_NNT1 an_AT1 elderly_JJ woman_NN1 rang_VVD Christine_NP1 Hall_NN1 to_TO say_VVI that_CST she_PPHS1 had_VHD refused_VVN much-needed_JJ hospital_NN1 treatment_NN1 because_CS she_PPHS1 could_VM not_XX leave_VVI her_APPGE dog_NN1 ,_, Holly_NN1 ._. 
After_II 20_MC calls_NN2 to_II animal_NN1 sanctuaries_NN2 a_AT1 person_NN1 who_PNQS would_VM foster_VVI Holly_NN1 was_VBDZ found_VVN ,_, so_CS21 that_CS22 the_AT woman_NN1 could_VM have_VHI her_APPGE operation_NN1 ._. 
Solving_VVG such_DA difficulties_NN2 is_VBZ routine_NN1 for_IF Christine_NP1 Hall_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 married_JJ woman_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 family_NN1 ,_, who_PNQS is_VBZ one_MC1 of_IO 43_MC volunteers_NN2 in_II the_AT nationwide_JJ Friskies_NP2 Petcare_VV0 Helpline_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 service_NN1 funded_VVN by_II the_AT petfood_NN1 manufacturer_NN1 of_IO that_DD1 name_NN1 ._. 
She_PPHS1 offers_VVZ advice_NN1 ,_, information_NN1 and_CC sometimes_RT just_RR a_AT1 sympathetic_JJ ear_NN1 to_II worried_JJ pet_NN1 owners_NN2 of_IO Cleveland_NP1 ._. 
The_AT most_RGT common_JJ calls_NN2 are_VBR from_II people_NN who_PNQS have_VH0 lost_VVN their_APPGE pets_NN2 ._. 
For_IF them_PPHO2 Christine_NP1 keeps_VVZ a_AT1 list_NN1 of_IO phone_NN1 numbers_NN2 for_IF animal_NN1 homes_NN2 which_DDQ might_VM have_VHI the_AT animal_NN1 ;_; she_PPHS1 sends_VVZ them_PPHO2 posters_NN2 to_TO put_VVI up_RP in_II schools_NN2 ,_, vets_NN2 '_GE surgeries_NN2 and_CC newsagents_NN2 ;_; and_CC tells_VVZ them_PPHO2 to_TO check_VVI sheds_NN2 and_CC garages_NN2 in_CS21 case_CS22 their_APPGE pet_NN1 is_VBZ locked_VVN inside_RL ._. 
'_" Some_DD people_NN are_VBR at_II their_APPGE wit_NN1 's_GE end_NN1 ,_, crying_VVG over_II the_AT phone_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 's_VBZ heartbreaking_JJ to_TO lose_VVI a_AT1 pet_NN1 ._. 
'_GE About_RG a_AT1 third_MD of_IO the_AT animals_NN2 are_VBR found_VVN again_RT ._. 
Sometimes_RT she_PPHS1 can_VM help_VVI directly_RR in_II the_AT search_NN1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 remember_VV0 a_AT1 border_NN1 collie_NN1 that_CST had_VHD been_VBN stolen_VVN from_II outside_RL a_AT1 shop_NN1 where_CS he_PPHS1 'd_VHD been_VBN tied_VVN ._. 
As_CSA this_DD1 was_VBDZ my_APPGE hundredth_MD phone_NN1 call_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 got_VVD some_DD publicity_NN1 in_II the_AT local_JJ press_NN1 and_CC the_AT dog_NN1 was_VBDZ found_VVN ._. 
The_AT thief_NN1 had_VHD taken_VVN the_AT collar_NN1 and_CC lead_NN1 and_CC just_RR left_VVD the_AT dog_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Becoming_VVG a_AT1 helpline_NN1 volunteer_NN1 ,_, without_IW pay_NN1 or_CC telephone_NN1 expenses_NN2 ,_, is_VBZ not_XX a_AT1 soft_JJ option_NN1 ._. 
Prospective_JJ volunteers_NN2 must_VM provide_VVI references_NN2 from_II local_JJ animal_NN1 organisations_NN2 and_CC face_VV0 an_AT1 interview_NN1 at_II home_NN1 ._. 
The_AT aim_NN1 is_VBZ not_XX to_TO find_VVI an_AT1 expert_NN1 ,_, but_CCB somebody_PN1 who_PNQS will_VM pass_VVI callers_NN2 on_II21 to_II22 experts_NN2 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 had_VHD a_AT1 phone_NN1 call_NN1 about_II a_AT1 tortoise_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 soft_JJ shell_NN1 ,_, '_" says_VVZ Christine_NP1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 gave_VVD the_AT caller_NN1 the_AT name_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 vet_NN1 who_PNQS knows_VVZ about_II reptiles_NN2 and_CC suggested_VVD joining_VVG the_AT British_JJ Chelonia_NN1 Group_NN1 for_IF owners_NN2 ._. 
'_GE Other_JJ calls_NN2 are_VBR about_II unwanted_JJ pets_NN2 ._. 
This_DD1 is_VBZ an_AT1 area_NN1 which_DDQ Christine_NP1 ,_, as_CSA the_AT owner_NN1 of_IO five_MC dogs_NN2 ,_, five_MC cats_NN2 ,_, and_CC five_MC tortoises_NN2 ,_, knows_VVZ only_RR too_RG well_RR ._. 
Three_MC of_IO her_APPGE cats_NN2 arrived_VVN via_II the_AT helpline_NN1 ._. 
'_" There_EX was_VBDZ this_DD1 tiny_JJ three-week-old_JJ kitten_NN1 found_VVN on_II a_AT1 motorway_NN1 ,_, '_" she_PPHS1 says_VVZ ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 could_VM n't_XX find_VVI anybody_PN1 else_RR to_TO take_VVI it_PPH1 ..._... 
'_GE Hedgehogs_NN2 are_VBR her_APPGE speciality_NN1 ._. 
She_PPHS1 helps_VVZ the_AT local_JJ sanctuary_NN1 by_II taking_VVG vulnerable_JJ tiggywinkles_NN2 in_RP over_II winter_NNT1 ._. 
The_AT oddest_JJT call_NN1 she_PPHS1 had_VHD was_VBDZ from_II Teesside_NP1 airport_NN1 ,_, where_CS one_PN1 was_VBDZ stuck_VVN up_RP a_AT1 drainpipe_NN1 making_VVG squeaking_JJ noises_NN2 ._. 
The_AT fire_NN1 brigade_NN1 cut_VV0 it_PPH1 free_JJ ._. 
Sometimes_RT she_PPHS1 can_VM help_VVI callers_NN2 only_RR by_II listening_VVG to_II them_PPHO2 ._. 
'_" There_EX was_VBDZ a_AT1 lady_NN1 who_PNQS called_VVD two_MC weeks_NNT2 ago_RA crying_VVG because_CS her_APPGE tortoise_NN1 had_VHD died_VVN ._. 
I_PPIS1 cried_VVD with_IW her_PPHO1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 ca_VM n't_XX say_VVI that_CST I_PPIS1 keep_VV0 a_AT1 distance_NN1 ,_, because_CS I_PPIS1 do_VD0 n't_XX ._. 
You_PPY do_VD0 get_VVI involved_VVN ,_, you_PPY know_VV0 ._. 
'_" Friskies_NP2 Helpline_NN1 central_JJ number_NN1 is_VBZ 071_MC 352_MC 7220_MC ._. 
At_II Home_NN1 :_: Pots_NN2 of_IO gold_NN1 from_II under_II the_AT ocean_NN1 Leslie_NP1 Geddes-Brown_NN1 looks_VVZ behind_II the_AT mania_NN1 for_IF shipwreck_NN1 china_NN1 By_II LESLIE_NP1 GEDDES-BROWN_JJ SHIPWRECK_NN1 CARGOES_NN2 have_VH0 everything_PN1 the_AT antique_JJ collector_NN1 could_VM desire_VVI :_: romance_NN1 ,_, history_NN1 ,_, provenance_NN1 ,_, beauty_NN1 and_CC buoyant_JJ prices_NN2 ._. 
So_RR ,_, next_MD Tuesday_NPD1 and_CC Wednesday_NPD1 ,_, Christie_NP1 's_VBZ in_II Amsterdam_NP1 expects_VVZ a_AT1 full_JJ turnout_NN1 of_IO buyers_NN2 when_CS it_PPH1 sells_VVZ 28,000_MC pieces_NN2 of_IO Chinese_JJ porcelain_NN1 from_II a_AT1 burnt-out_JJ junk_NN1 shipwrecked_VVD around_RG 1690_MC off_II Con_NP1 Dao_NP1 Island_NNL1 ,_, Vietnam_NP1 ._. 
The_AT Vung_JJ Tau_NN1 Cargo_NN1 ,_, snagged_VVD in_II a_AT1 Vietnamese_JJ fisherman_NN1 's_GE nets_NN2 ,_, looks_VVZ like_II being_VBG a_AT1 repeat_NN1 of_IO the_AT astonishing_JJ success_NN1 of_IO the_AT Nanking_NP1 Cargo_NN1 150,000_MC pieces_NN2 of_IO mid-18th-century_JJ porcelain_NN1 plus_II 126_MC gold_JJ bars_NN2 salvaged_VVN by_II an_AT1 ex-Barnardo_JJ 's_GE boy_NN1 ,_, Michael_NP1 Hatcher_NP1 ,_, and_CC auctioned_VVN in_II 1986_MC ._. 
The_AT auction_NN1 house_NN1 had_VHD expected_VVN 3_MC million_NNO from_II the_AT sale_NN1 it_PPH1 got_VVD 10_MC million_NNO ._. 
It_PPH1 was_VBDZ not_XX always_RR thus_RR :_: in_II 1983_MC ,_, when_RRQ Christie_NP1 's_VBZ sold_VVN the_AT first_MD batch_NN1 of_IO 25,000_MC pieces_NN2 of_IO Ming_NP1 porcelain_NN1 ,_, found_VVN (_( also_RR by_II Hatcher_NP1 )_) in_II a_AT1 junk_NN1 on_II a_AT1 reef_NN1 on_II the_AT South_ND1 China_NP1 Sea_NNL1 ,_, prices_NN2 were_VBDR low_JJ ,_, because_CS neither_RR auction_VV0 house_NN1 nor_CC collectors_NN2 could_VM see_VVI beyond_II the_AT porcelain_NN1 's_GE dull_JJ glaze_NN1 to_II its_APPGE historic_JJ possibilities_NN2 ._. 
A_AT1 year_NNT1 later_RRR ,_, with_IW a_AT1 second_MD sale_NN1 ,_, the_AT British_JJ Museum_NN1 and_CC other_JJ astute_JJ buyers_NN2 started_VVD to_TO collect_VVI shipwrecked_JJ porcelain_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ was_VBDZ beginning_VVG to_TO tell_VVI historians_NN2 a_RR21 lot_RR22 about_II the_AT 18th-century_JJ European_JJ buyers_NN2 and_CC their_APPGE influence_NN1 on_II the_AT East_ND1 ._. 
By_II 1986_MC ,_, 20,000_MC people_NN queued_VVD to_TO view_VVI the_AT Nanking_NP1 ware_NN1 in_II Amsterdam_NP1 ._. 
When_CS large_JJ quantities_NN2 of_IO Chinese_JJ blue_JJ and_CC white_JJ porcelain_NN1 first_MD arrived_VVN in_II Europe_NP1 in_II the_AT 17th_MD century_NNT1 the_AT demand_NN1 was_VBDZ so_RG high_RR it_PPH1 was_VBDZ nicknamed_VVN '_GE Chinamania_NP1 '_GE ;_; the_AT phrase_NN1 is_VBZ just_RR as_RG apt_JJ today_RT ._. 
Michael_NP1 Cohen_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 specialist_NN1 dealer_NN1 in_II oriental_JJ porcelain_NN1 who_PNQS expects_VVZ to_TO be_VBI a_AT1 big_JJ bidder_NN1 at_II next_MD week_NNT1 's_GE sale_NN1 ,_, spent_VVD more_DAR than_CSN 1_MC1 million_NNO buying_NN1 Nanking_NP1 pieces_NN2 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 bought_VVD a_AT1 lot_NN1 at_II the_AT sale_NN1 ._. 
We_PPIS2 sold_VVD over_II 22,000_MC objects_NN2 in_II two_MC or_CC three_MC days_NNT2 ._. 
Then_RT I_PPIS1 started_VVD buying_VVG from_II other_JJ dealers_NN2 to_TO satisfy_VVI demand_NN1 ._. 
'_GE At_II the_AT start_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 tea_NN1 cup_NN1 and_CC saucer_NN1 was_VBDZ selling_VVG for_IF around_RG 30_MC in_II my_APPGE shop_NN1 ;_; by_II the_AT third_MD day_NNT1 they_PPHS2 were_VBDR nearer_JJR 200_MC and_CC still_RR selling_VVG ._. 
'_GE Though_CS Christie_NP1 's_GE says_VVZ that_CST the_AT Vung_JJ Tau_NN1 sale_NN1 is_VBZ lotted_VVN to_TO encourage_VVI private_JJ buyers_NN2 ,_, with_IW sets_NN2 of_IO between_II five_MC and_CC nine_MC matching_JJ vases_NN2 offered_VVN per_II lot_NN1 (_( and_CC designed_VVN to_TO be_VBI shown_VVN ,_, as_CSA they_PPHS2 were_VBDR in_II the_AT 17th_MD century_NNT1 ,_, massed_VVD together_RL on_II a_AT1 chimneypiece_NN1 or_CC high_JJ shelf_NN1 )_) ,_, Cohen_NP1 believes_VVZ buying_NN1 is_VBZ more_RGR easily_RR done_VDN through_II a_AT1 dealer_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Only_RR 30_MC per_NNU21 cent_NNU22 of_IO Vung_NP1 Tau_NN1 is_VBZ perfect_JJ ;_; the_AT rest_NN1 is_VBZ damaged_VVN ,_, from_II a_AT1 small_JJ chip_NN1 to_II half_DB the_AT piece_NN1 missing_VVG ._. 
Then_RT it_PPH1 's_VBZ necessary_JJ to_TO re-view_VVI the_AT lots_PN to_TO make_VVI sure_JJ they_PPHS2 have_VH0 n't_XX been_VBN further_RRR damaged_VVN during_II the_AT view_NN1 ._. 
'_" He_PPHS1 's_VHZ had_VHN 10_MC times_NNT2 the_AT number_NN1 of_IO commission_NN1 bids_VVZ for_IF Vung_NP1 Tau_NN1 as_CSA he_PPHS1 had_VHD for_IF Nanking_NP1 '_GE and_CC this_DD1 is_VBZ a_AT1 much_RR smaller_JJR cargo_NN1 '_GE ._. 
Colin_NP1 Sheaf_NN1 ,_, who_PNQS will_VM auction_VVI Vung_JJ Tau_NN1 ,_, rang_VVD me_PPIO1 from_II Hong_NP1 Kong_NP1 to_TO say_VVI there_EX was_VBDZ a_AT1 great_JJ deal_NN1 of_IO interest_NN1 there_RL and_CC in_II Singapore_NP1 in_II the_AT cargo_NN1 ,_, and_CC catalogues_NN2 were_VBDR selling_VVG fast_RR ._. 
The_AT first_MD print_NN1 run_NN1 of_IO 6,000_MC sold_VVD out_RP and_CC a_AT1 second_NNT1 of_IO 4,000_MC is_VBZ moving_VVG quickly_RR ._. 
Anyone_PN1 worrying_JJ as_CSA dealers_NN2 and_CC Christie_NP1 's_VBZ once_RR did_VDD that_CST these_DD2 thousands_NNO2 of_IO 300-year-old_JJ pots_NN2 will_VM flood_VVI the_AT market_NN1 need_VM only_RR look_VVI at_II Harrods_NP2 ,_, where_CS Nanking_NP1 Cargo_NN1 plates_NN2 have_VH0 been_VBN selling_VVG regularly_RR and_CC at_II increasing_JJ prices_NN2 since_CS the_AT auction_NN1 (_( 195_MC for_IF a_AT1 good_JJ teabowl_NN1 ,_, 7,000_MC for_IF an_AT1 '_" encrusted_VVN '_GE tureen_NN1 )_) and_CC where_RRQ ,_, after_CS the_AT Vung_JJ Tau_NN1 auction_NN1 ,_, the_AT new_JJ pieces_NN2 will_VM also_RR be_VBI for_IF sale_NN1 from_II ,_, they_PPHS2 expect_VV0 ,_, 50_MC to_II 10,000_MC ._. 
Michael_NP1 Cohen_NP1 also_RR plans_VVZ a_AT1 major_JJ exhibition_NN1 15_MC or_CC 20_MC Nanking_NP1 pieces_NN2 ,_, silver_NN1 bars_NN2 from_II the_AT Dutch_JJ bullion_NN1 ship_NN1 Bredenhof_NN1 ,_, auctioned_VVN in_II 1986_MC ,_, anything_PN1 he_PPHS1 can_VM get_VVI from_II Vung_NP1 Tau_NN1 and_CC ,_, he_PPHS1 hopes_VVZ ,_, a_AT1 few_DA2 pieces_NN2 from_II the_AT first_MD Hatcher_NN1 junk_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ are_VBR the_AT earliest_JJT of_IO them_PPHO2 all_DB ._. 
These_DD2 will_VM be_VBI at_II his_APPGE shop_NN1 ,_, 84_MC Portobello_NP1 Road_NNL1 ,_, from_II April_NPM1 13_MC ._. 
Christie_NP1 's_GE seems_VVZ to_TO be_VBI becoming_VVG the_AT shipwreck_NN1 specialist_NN1 :_: next_MD week_NNT1 's_GE sale_NN1 is_VBZ its_APPGE 13th_MD since_II 1982_MC ._. 
In_II 1983_MC it_PPH1 sold_VVD the_AT contents_NN2 of_IO a_AT1 Spanish_JJ galleon_NN1 which_DDQ went_VVD down_RP off_II Cartagena_NP1 carrying_VVG uncut_JJ emeralds_NN2 and_CC gold_NN1 ,_, and_CC in_II 1988_MC homely_JJ spades_NN2 ,_, belaying_VVG pins_NN2 and_CC scrubbing_JJ brushes_NN2 from_II HMS_NNB Invincible_JJ ,_, a_AT1 Royal_JJ Navy_NN1 warship_NN1 which_DDQ foundered_VVD on_II a_AT1 sandbank_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB ,_, for_IF my_APPGE money_NN1 ,_, the_AT most_RGT heart-wrenching_JJ of_IO all_DB was_VBDZ the_AT discovery_NN1 of_IO the_AT wreck_NN1 of_IO Nuestra_NP1 Senora_NNB de_NP1 Atocha_NP1 ,_, which_DDQ sank_VVD in_II 1622_MC ,_, dragged_VVN to_II the_AT bottom_NN1 in_II a_AT1 gale_NN1 by_II the_AT weight_NN1 of_IO silver_NN1 and_CC gold_NN1 aboard_II no_AT less_DAR than_CSN 17_MC tons_NNU2 of_IO silver_NN1 and_CC 500_MC pounds_NN2 of_IO gold_NN1 ._. 
None_PN of_IO the_AT 268_MC people_NN on_II her_PPHO1 escaped_VVD they_PPHS2 were_VBDR trapped_VVN beneath_II the_AT storm-battened_JJ hatches_NN2 ._. 
The_AT rosaries_NN2 and_CC crucifixes_NN2 of_IO four_MC drowned_JJ priests_NN2 ,_, the_AT contraband_NN1 smuggled_VVD aboard_RL ,_, perhaps_RR by_II a_AT1 doomed_JJ explorer_NN1 and_CC his_APPGE soldiers_NN2 ,_, and_CC a_AT1 crested_JJ silver_NN1 dish_NN1 ,_, belonging_VVG to_II a_AT1 Spanish_JJ grandee_NN1 who_PNQS perished_VVD with_IW his_APPGE wife_NN1 and_CC teenage_JJ daughter_NN1 ,_, were_VBDR all_DB salvaged_VVD ._. 
It_PPH1 took_VVD Mel_NP1 Fisher_NP1 ,_, an_AT1 American_JJ obsessed_JJ with_IW finding_VVG gold_NN1 ,_, 17_MC years_NNT2 to_TO track_VVI down_RP the_AT wreck_NN1 of_IO the_AT Atocha_NP1 ;_; in_II the_AT process_NN1 ,_, his_APPGE son_NN1 and_CC daughter-in-law_NN1 drowned_VVD ._. 
So_RR ,_, if_CS you_PPY ask_VV0 how_RGQ many_DA2 more_DAR shipwrecks_NN2 there_EX are_VBR out_RP there_RL ,_, ready_JJ for_IF the_AT eager_JJ auctioneers_NN2 ,_, the_AT answer_NN1 is_VBZ plenty_RR but_CCB very_RG few_DA2 have_VH0 any_DD undamaged_JJ treasure_NN1 on_RL21 board_RL22 ._. 
Shipwrecks_NN2 ,_, says_VVZ Colin_NP1 Sheaf_NN1 ,_, are_VBR usually_RR violent_JJ affairs_NN2 in_II which_DDQ valuable_JJ cargoes_NN2 are_VBR scattered_VVN or_CC smashed_VVD ._. 
'_" If_CSW ships_NN2 go_VV0 down_RP in_II shallow_JJ water_NN1 ,_, '_" adds_VVZ Michael_NP1 Cohen_NP1 ,_, '_GE cargoes_NN2 are_VBR damaged_VVN by_II the_AT tides_NN2 ._. 
So_RR the_AT ones_NN2 we_PPIS2 are_VBR looking_VVG for_IF are_VBR all_DB in_II deep_JJ water_NN1 ._. 
'_" No-one_PN1 knew_VVD the_AT true_JJ routes_NN2 of_IO the_AT ships_NN2 and_CC virtually_RR all_DB the_AT best_JJT wrecks_NN2 have_VH0 been_VBN found_VVN by_II accident_NN1 ._. 
Just_RR think_VV0 of_IO the_AT Titanic_JJ everyone_PN1 knew_VVD where_RRQ she_PPHS1 went_VVD down_RP ,_, but_CCB it_PPH1 still_RR took_VVD years_NNT2 to_TO find_VVI her_PPHO1 ._. 
'_GE Parents_NN2 :_: What_DDQ use_VV0 is_VBZ a_AT1 man_NN1 about_II the_AT house_NN1 ?_? 
Helen_NP1 Bullock_NP1 's_GE article_NN1 on_II dads_NN2 who_PNQS are_VBR unable_JK to_TO cope_VVI has_VHZ attracted_VVN many_DA2 readers_NN2 '_GE letters_NN2 ._. 
Here_RL is_VBZ a_AT1 selection_NN1 By_II HELEN_NP1 BULLOCK_NP1 MANY_DA2 mothers_NN2 agreed_VVN with_IW Helen_NP1 Bullock_NP1 that_CST men_NN2 can_VM only_RR focus_VVI on_II one_MC1 thing_NN1 at_II a_AT1 time_NNT1 ._. 
Women_NN2 ,_, argued_VVD Mrs_NNB Anne_NP1 Smith_NP1 of_IO West_ND1 Bridgford_NP1 ,_, Nottingham_NP1 ,_, can_VM do_VDI six_MC jobs_NN2 in_II five_MC minutes_NNT2 of_IO walking_VVG in_II the_AT house_NN1 with_IW their_APPGE coats_NN2 still_RR on_RP ._. 
'_GE The_AT times_NNT2 I_PPIS1 have_VH0 gone_VVN shopping_NN1 ,_, left_VVD him_PPHO1 babysitting_VVG ,_, to_TO arrive_VVI home_RL four_MC hours_NNT2 later_RRR and_CC it_PPH1 all_DB looks_VVZ exactly_RR the_AT same_DA or_CC worse_JJR ._. 
'_" '_" Why_RRQ have_VH0 n't_XX you_PPY done_VDN anything_PN1 ?_? 
'_" '_" '_" Oh_UH but_CCB I_PPIS1 have_VH0 ._. 
I_PPIS1 've_VH0 looked_VVN after_II Jack_NP1 &lsqb;_( our_APPGE son_NN1 &rsqb;_) a_AT1 great_JJ afternoon_NNT1 ._. 
'_" '_" '_GE Washing_NN1 up_RP ,_, washing_VVG ,_, ironing_NN1 seems_VVZ invisible_JJ and_CC does_VDZ n't_XX bother_VVI him_PPHO1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 's_VBZ quite_RG happy_JJ sitting_NN1 in_II a_AT1 mess_NN1 ._. 
'_" It_PPH1 must_VM be_VBI wonderful_JJ to_TO be_VBI a_AT1 father_NN1 ,_, wake_VV0 up_RP on_II Xmas_NNT1 morning_NNT1 and_CC say_VV0 ,_, '_" What_DDQ have_VH0 we_PPIS2 bought_VVN everybody_PN1 ?_? 
'_" '_GE Good_JJ luck_NN1 to_II women_NN2 who_PNQS can_VM train_VVI their_APPGE husbands_NN2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 've_VH0 tried_VVN it_PPH1 and_CC decided_VVN he_PPHS1 's_VHZ got_VVN different_JJ genes_NN2 and_CC will_VM never_RR change_VVI ._. 
It_PPH1 's_VBZ up_II21 to_II22 mothers_NN2 to_II try_NN1 to_TO change_VVI the_AT next_MD generation_NN1 I_PPIS1 will_VM be_VBI teaching_VVG my_APPGE son_NN1 to_TO wash_VVI ,_, iron_NN1 and_CC darn_JJ ._. 
'_GE M._NN1 Shirley_NP1 Emerson_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 GP_NN1 from_II Cambridge_NP1 married_VVD to_II another_DD1 GP_NN1 ,_, writes_VVZ :_: '_GE On_II the_AT whole_NN1 I_PPIS1 think_VV0 women_NN2 whinge_VV0 too_RG much_DA1 about_II the_AT inability_NN1 of_IO men_NN2 to_TO cope_VVI ,_, but_CCB probably_RR give_VV0 them_PPHO2 little_JJ chance_NN1 to_TO practise_VVI ._. 
'_GE In_II any_DD family_NN1 situation_NN1 where_RRQ both_DB2 parents_NN2 are_VBR working_VVG ,_, there_EX has_VHZ to_TO be_VBI some_DD division_NN1 of_IO labour_NN1 ,_, so_CS we_PPIS2 both_DB2 concentrated_VVN on_II different_JJ aspects_NN2 of_IO the_AT household_NN1 commitments_NN2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ very_RG good_JJ at_II planning_VVG menus_NN2 and_CC cooking_NN1 ,_, but_CCB not_XX such_DA a_AT1 whizz_NN1 at_II car_NN1 ,_, boiler_NN1 or_CC electrical_JJ appliance_NN1 repairs_NN2 or_CC breakdowns_NN2 ._. 
'_GE However_RR ,_, if_CS the_AT circumstances_NN2 arose_VVD ,_, we_PPIS2 would_VM change_VVI our_APPGE roles_NN2 and_CC my_APPGE husband_NN1 is_VBZ completely_RR competent_JJ at_II sewing_VVG things_NN2 on_II or_CC doing_VDG the_AT ironing_NN1 ._. 
There_EX were_VBDR several_DA2 indignant_JJ letters_NN2 from_II men_NN2 who_PNQS had_VHD learned_VVN to_TO look_VVI after_II themselves_PPX2 very_RG well_RR in_II the_AT Services_NN2 and_CC had_VHD followed_VVN this_DD1 efficient_JJ regime_NN1 through_II their_APPGE married_JJ life_NN1 ._. 
Ivan_NP1 H._NP1 May_NPM1 of_IO Hampstead_NP1 Garden_NN1 Suburb_NN1 writes_VVZ :_: '_GE As_II a_AT1 70-year-old_JJ full-time_JJ carer_NN1 looking_VVG after_II a_AT1 wife_NN1 suffering_VVG from_II dementia_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 do_VD0 everything_PN1 in_II the_AT house_NN1 :_: shopping_NN1 ,_, cooking_VVG ,_, washing-up_NN1 ,_, cleaning_VVG ,_, washing_VVG ,_, ironing_VVG ,_, bed-making_NN1 ,_, mending_VVG and_CC paying_VVG the_AT bills_NN2 ,_, not_XX to_TO mention_VVI doing_VDG the_AT garden_NN1 and_CC most_DAT of_IO the_AT decorating_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 learnt_VVD to_TO be_VBI self-sufficient_JJ in_II the_AT army_NN1 during_II the_AT Second_MD World_NN1 War_NN1 ._. 
'_GE But_CCB ,_, from_II Durham_NP1 ,_, Dick_NP1 Wilkinson_NP1 writes_VVZ :_: '_" I_PPIS1 've_VH0 just_RR spent_VVN the_AT last_MD half-hour_NNT1 with_IW my_APPGE arm_NN1 down_II the_AT toilet_NN1 trying_VVG to_TO unblock_NN1 it_PPH1 ._. 
When_CS the_AT car_NN1 goes_VVZ wrong_RR ,_, who_PNQS ends_VVZ up_RP underneath_II it_PPH1 in_II the_AT snow_NN1 ?_? 
Who_PNQS does_VDZ the_AT decorating_NN1 ,_, organises_VVZ builders_NN2 ,_, plumbers_NN2 ,_, electricians_NN2 ?_? 
Oh_UH no_UH ,_, it_PPH1 's_VBZ not_XX the_AT busy_JJ little_JJ woman_NN1 ,_, who_PNQS 's_VBZ far_RR too_RG preoccupied_JJ making_VVG sure_JJ little_JJ Katie_NP1 has_VHZ a_AT1 clean_JJ hanky_NN1 ._. 
'_" My_APPGE wife_NN1 works_VVZ hard_RR as_II a_AT1 working_JJ mum_NN1 ,_, and_CC all_DB credit_NN1 to_II her_PPHO1 ,_, but_CCB do_VD0 n't_XX kid_VVI me_PPIO1 she_PPHS1 's_VBZ a_AT1 superwoman_NN1 and_CC I_PPIS1 'm_VBM a_AT1 gibbering_JJ idiot_NN1 ._. 
After_II all_DB ,_, if_CS she_PPHS1 loses_VVZ her_APPGE job_NN1 ,_, things_NN2 may_VM be_VBI difficult_JJ ,_, but_CCB if_CS I_PPIS1 lose_VV0 my_APPGE job_NN1 we_PPIS2 can_VM not_XX pay_VVI the_AT mortgage_NN1 ._. 
That_DD1 's_VBZ the_AT difference_NN1 ,_, and_CC that_DD1 's_VBZ why_RRQ men_NN2 are_VBR far_RG more_RGR preoccupied_JJ with_IW their_APPGE jobs_NN2 ._. 
'_GE Finally_RR ,_, a_AT1 protest_NN1 from_II a_AT1 woman_NN1 who_PNQS says_VVZ she_PPHS1 had_VHD just_RR finished_VVN Helen_NP1 Bullock_NP1 's_GE '_GE oh-so-true_JJ '_GE article_NN1 when_CS her_APPGE husband_NN1 came_VVD in_RP and_CC said_VVD :_: '_" '_" There_EX seems_VVZ to_TO be_VBI a_AT1 bit_NN1 of_IO toast_NN1 on_II the_AT floor_NN1 in_II the_AT other_JJ room_NN1 '_GE ._. 
No_UH ,_, honestly_RR ,_, I_PPIS1 mean_VV0 to_TO say_VVI ,_, he_PPHS1 is_VBZ capable_JJ of_IO bending_VVG down_RP !_! 
'_GE Parents_NN2 :_: Help_VV0 when_RRQ they_PPHS2 're_VBR put_VVN to_II the_AT test_NN1 Maggie_NP1 Drummond_NP1 offers_NN2 hints_VVZ on_II helping_VVG children_NN2 knuckle_VVI down_RP at_II exam_NN1 time_NNT1 By_II MAGGIE_NP1 DRUMMOND_NP1 IT_NN1 'S_VBZ only_RR a_AT1 few_DA2 weeks_NNT2 before_CS thousands_NNO2 of_IO British_JJ schoolchildren_NN2 sit_VV0 their_APPGE CSE_NN1 and_CC A-level_NN1 exams_NN2 ._. 
From_II Hampstead_NP1 to_II the_AT Hebrides_NP2 there_RL is_VBZ anguish_NN1 and_CC anxiety_NN1 as_CSA stress_NN1 levels_NN2 reach_VV0 an_AT1 all-time_JJ high_JJ ._. 
And_CC that_DD1 's_VBZ just_RR among_II the_AT parents_NN2 ._. 
The_AT children_NN2 have_VH0 their_APPGE radio_NN1 helplines_NN2 ,_, their_APPGE exam-aid_JJ videos_NN2 and_CC ,_, if_CS all_DB else_RR fails_VVZ ,_, their_APPGE Easter_NNT1 holiday_NN1 crammers_NN2 ._. 
Mums_NN2 and_CC dads_NN2 ,_, on_II the_AT other_JJ hand_NN1 ,_, have_VH0 to_TO muddle_VVI through_II this_DD1 supreme_JJ test_NN1 of_IO parentship_NN1 more_RRR or_CC less_RRR on_II their_APPGE own_DA except_II21 for_II22 the_AT inevitable_JJ mock-exam_JJ post_NN121 mortem_NN122 ._. 
'_" Not_XX working_VVG to_II full_JJ potential_NN1 '_GE is_VBZ a_AT1 legend_NN1 many_DA2 of_IO us_PPIO2 feel_VV0 is_VBZ engraved_VVN on_II our_APPGE hearts_NN2 ._. 
Having_VHG teenagers_NN2 is_VBZ a_AT1 humbling_JJ experience_NN1 at_II the_AT best_JJT of_IO times_NNT2 and_CC having_VHG teenagers_NN2 taking_VVG exams_NN2 is_VBZ the_AT greatest_JJT leveller_NN1 of_IO all_DB ._. 
Even_RR the_AT most_RGT competent_JJ high-flier_NN1 ,_, it_PPH1 seems_VVZ ,_, feels_VVZ totally_RR inadequate_JJ when_CS faced_VVN with_IW a_AT1 child_NN1 who_PNQS simply_RR will_VM not_XX get_VVI down_RP to_II work_NN1 ._. 
Janet_NP1 Cohen_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 merchant_NN1 banker_NN1 and_CC novelist_NN1 ,_, confesses_VVZ :_: '_" I_PPIS1 went_VVD quite_RG mad_JJ last_MD summer_NNT1 when_RRQ my_APPGE eldest_JJT son_NN1 was_VBDZ doing_VDG his_APPGE A-levels_NN2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 met_VVD the_AT most_RGT determined_JJ teenage_JJ resistance_NN1 ever_RR ._. 
I_PPIS1 tried_VVD to_TO help_VVI him_PPHO1 with_IW his_APPGE schedule_NN1 and_CC give_VVI him_PPHO1 advice_NN1 on_II exam_NN1 technique_NN1 ._. 
Nothing_PN1 worked_VVD ._. 
'_GE In_II retrospect_NN1 she_PPHS1 says_VVZ the_AT most_RGT important_JJ thing_NN1 is_VBZ for_IF parents_NN2 to_TO build_VVI in_II some_DD kind_NN1 of_IO motivation_NN1 or_CC prospect_NN1 that_CST means_VVZ something_PN1 to_II their_APPGE offspring_NN ._. 
This_DD1 may_VM entail_VVI lining_VVG up_RP a_AT1 course_NN1 or_CC school_NN1 that_CST the_AT child_NN1 wants_VVZ to_TO go_VVI on_RP to_II ,_, or_CC offering_VVG a_AT1 financial_JJ inducement_NN1 ._. 
'_" We_PPIS2 are_VBR all_DB working_VVG for_IF money_NN1 ,_, '_" she_PPHS1 says_VVZ ._. 
'_" There_EX is_VBZ nothing_PN1 wrong_JJ in_II bribing_VVG children_NN2 ._. 
'_GE Rosemary_NP1 Mewson_NP1 Davis_NP1 ,_, an_AT1 educational_JJ psychologist_NN1 ,_, disagrees_VVZ ._. 
'_GE The_AT problem_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST the_AT expectations_NN2 of_IO many_DA2 parents_NN2 are_VBR too_RG high_JJ ._. 
Offering_VVG the_AT children_NN2 a_AT1 reward_NN1 to_TO achieve_VVI a_AT1 standard_NN1 they_PPHS2 may_VM feel_VVI they_PPHS2 never_RR can_VV0 is_VBZ often_RR counter-productive_JJ ._. 
They_PPHS2 are_VBR quite_RG likely_JJ to_TO give_VVI up_RP ._. 
I_PPIS1 feel_VV0 that_CST children_NN2 should_VM be_VBI brought_VVN up_RP with_IW the_AT idea_NN1 of_IO doing_VDG the_AT best_RRT they_PPHS2 can_VM for_IF themselves_PPX2 ._. 
'_" She_PPHS1 is_VBZ amazed_JJ how_RGQ many_DA2 teenagers_NN2 are_VBR allowed_VVN out_RP during_II the_AT week_NNT1 in_II the_AT run-up_NN1 to_II examinations_NN2 ._. 
'_GE Parents_NN2 are_VBR too_RG frightened_JJ to_TO say_VVI no_UH ._. 
Many_DA2 suffer_VV0 from_II the_AT liberal_JJ philosophy_NN1 they_PPHS2 remember_VV0 from_II the_AT '60s_MC2 and_CC do_VD0 n't_XX want_VVI to_TO sort_VVI out_RP their_APPGE priorities_NN2 on_II their_APPGE own_DA however_RGQV much_RR they_PPHS2 assure_VV0 you_PPY they_PPHS2 can_VM ._. 
And_CC if_CS parents_NN2 have_VH0 special_JJ knowledge_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 subject_NN1 they_PPHS2 should_VM help_VVI the_AT child_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Banning_NN1 television_NN1 or_CC video_NN1 games_NN2 during_II the_AT week_NNT1 is_VBZ common_JJ sense_NN1 ._. 
Dealing_VVG with_IW your_APPGE children_NN2 's_GE friends_NN2 who_PNQS pop_VV0 round_RP in_II the_AT evening_NNT1 calls_VVZ for_IF consummate_JJ diplomacy_NN1 and_CC the_AT setting_NN1 of_IO time_NNT1 limits_NN2 ._. 
According_II21 to_II22 Dr_NNB Judith_NP1 Haynes_NP1 of_IO the_AT educational_JJ psychologists_NN2 '_GE group_NN1 Child_NN1 Consultants_NN2 ,_, the_AT crucial_JJ thing_NN1 is_VBZ for_IF parents_NN2 to_TO gain_VVI the_AT child_NN1 's_GE co-operation_NN1 in_II establishing_VVG a_AT1 revision_NN1 regime_NN1 in_II the_AT weeks_NNT2 leading_VVG up_II21 to_II22 examinations_NN2 ._. 
'_" There_EX is_VBZ no_AT point_NN1 being_VBG heavy-handed_JJ and_CC threatening_VVG ,_, '_" she_PPHS1 says_VVZ ._. 
'_" You_PPY must_VM regard_VVI exams_NN2 as_II a_AT1 joint_JJ problem_NN1 you_PPY must_VM solve_VVI together_RL ._. 
'_GE Support_NN1 and_CC involvement_NN1 rather_II21 than_II22 nagging_VVG are_VBR the_AT watchwords_NN2 ._. 
'_" She_PPHS1 is_VBZ not_XX averse_JJ to_II bribery_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB it_PPH1 should_VM be_VBI for_IF work_NN1 done_VDN each_DD1 day_NNT1 or_CC week_NNT1 not_XX a_AT1 promise_NN1 that_CST hangs_VVZ on_RP results_NN2 ._. 
'_" There_EX is_VBZ little_DA1 point_NN1 in_II distant_JJ bribes_NN2 ,_, however_RGQV juicy_JJ ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ too_RG easy_JJ then_RT for_IF children_NN2 to_TO put_VVI off_II the_AT evil_JJ day_NNT1 when_RRQ they_PPHS2 have_VH0 to_TO get_VVI down_RP to_II work_NN1 ._. 
'_GE The_AT most_RGT important_JJ thing_NN1 is_VBZ to_TO organise_VVI a_AT1 system_NN1 that_CST encourages_VVZ them_PPHO2 to_TO stick_VVI at_II it_PPH1 day_NNT1 by_II day_NNT1 and_CC week_NNT1 by_II week_NNT1 ._. 
Giving_VVG extra_JJ pocket_NN1 money_NN1 for_IF good_JJ work_NN1 on_II a_AT1 daily_JJ basis_NN1 is_VBZ far_RG more_RGR effective_JJ ._. 
But_CCB it_PPH1 does_VDZ mean_VVI parents_NN2 must_VM be_VBI totally_RR involved_VVN ._. 
'_GE ALASTAIR_NP1 GRAHAM_NP1 ,_, headmaster_NN1 of_IO Mill_NP1 Hill_NNL1 School_NN1 ,_, north_ND1 London_NP1 ,_, says_VVZ parents_NN2 who_PNQS have_VH0 paid_VVN fees_NN2 should_VM not_XX be_VBI above_RL gently_RR reminding_VVG offspring_NN of_IO the_AT financial_JJ sacrifices_NN2 made_VVN on_II their_APPGE behalf_NN1 in_II the_AT run-up_NN1 to_II exams_NN2 ._. 
He_PPHS1 disapproves_VVZ of_IO bribery_NN1 :_: '_GE Children_NN2 do_VD0 n't_XX need_VVI to_TO be_VBI saddled_VVN with_IW the_AT nagging_JJ aspirations_NN2 of_IO parents_NN2 who_PNQS expect_VV0 little_JJ Johnny_NP1 to_TO do_VDI everything_PN1 they_PPHS2 did_VDD plus_II everything_PN1 they_PPHS2 did_VDD n't_XX manage_VVI to_TO do_VDI ._. 
'_GE Like_JJ everyone_PN1 else_RR I_PPIS1 talked_VVD to_II ,_, he_PPHS1 condemned_VVD the_AT present_JJ education_NN1 structure_NN1 that_CST encourages_VVZ children_NN2 to_TO take_VVI A-level_NN1 a_AT1 course_NN1 that_CST is_VBZ simply_RR not_XX appropriate_JJ for_IF many_DA2 of_IO those_DD2 currently_RR preparing_VVG for_IF the_AT exam_NN1 ._. 
Nearly_RR 40_MC per_NNU21 cent_NNU22 ,_, he_PPHS1 claims_VVZ ,_, are_VBR doomed_VVN to_TO fail_VVI ._. 
But_CCB what_DDQ can_VM we_PPIS2 do_VDI to_TO help_VVI the_AT bright_JJ child_NN1 who_PNQS works_VVZ well_RR during_II term_NN1 but_CCB bombs_NN2 in_II exams_NN2 through_II nerves_NN2 ?_? 
Peter_NP1 Anger_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 psychologist_NN1 ,_, says_VVZ :_: '_" This_DD1 is_VBZ one_MC1 area_NN1 where_RRQ parents_NN2 '_GE help_NN1 is_VBZ very_RG important_JJ ._. 
In_II my_APPGE experience_NN1 schools_NN2 are_VBR very_RG bad_JJ at_II teaching_VVG the_AT exam_NN1 techniques_NN2 that_CST give_VV0 this_DD1 sort_NN1 of_IO child_NN1 confidence_NN1 ._. 
'_" He_PPHS1 suggests_VVZ that_CST parents_NN2 should_VM stage_NN1 pretend_VV0 exams_NN2 at_II home_NN1 to_TO help_VVI children_NN2 plan_VVI their_APPGE answers_NN2 and_CC how_RRQ to_TO read_VVI the_AT questions_NN2 ._. 
'_" It_PPH1 is_VBZ very_RG ,_, very_RG common_JJ for_IF children_NN2 who_PNQS suffer_VV0 from_II exam_NN1 nerves_NN2 to_TO misread_VVI the_AT questions_NN2 under_II stress_NN1 ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 says_VVZ ._. 
'_GE Parents_NN2 may_VM think_VVI the_AT best_JJT thing_NN1 to_TO do_VDI with_IW a_AT1 nervous_JJ child_NN1 is_VBZ to_TO tell_VVI him_PPHO1 or_CC her_PPHO1 not_XX to_II worry_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB children_NN2 know_VV0 that_CST parents_NN2 are_VBR anxious_JJ whatever_DDQV they_PPHS2 say_VV0 ._. 
The_AT best_JJT thing_NN1 to_TO do_VDI is_VBZ to_TO channel_VVI this_DD1 concern_NN1 in_II a_AT1 positive_JJ way_NN1 by_II helping_VVG them_PPHO2 practise_VVI revision_NN1 and_CC exam_NN1 techniques_NN2 at_II home_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Parents_NN2 :_: We_PPIS2 must_VM all_DB have_VHI a_AT1 life_NN1 of_IO our_APPGE own_DA DAVID_NP1 PROFUMO_NN1 WHATEVER_DDQV ELSE_RR it_PPH1 brings_VVZ ,_, April_NPM1 9_MC marks_VVZ the_AT anniversary_NN1 of_IO the_AT death_NN1 of_IO Francis_NP1 Bacon_NP1 ,_, the_AT philosopher_NN1 who_PNQS perished_VVD in_II 1626_MC from_II bronchitis_NN1 contracted_VVN in_II Highgate_NP1 while_CS he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ experimenting_VVG with_IW ways_NN2 of_IO preserving_JJ chickens_NN2 in_II snow_NN1 ._. 
His_APPGE essay_NN1 ,_, '_" Of_IO Parents_NN2 and_CC Children_NN2 '_GE ,_, still_RR makes_VVZ salutary_JJ reading_NN1 ,_, and_CC by_RR31 no_RR32 means_RR33 sings_VVZ the_AT praises_NN2 of_IO paternity_NN1 ;_; it_PPH1 suggests_VVZ that_CST most_DAT of_IO the_AT '_GE noblest_JJT works_NN '_GE of_IO civilisation_NN1 have_VH0 been_VBN accomplished_VVN by_II the_AT childless_JJ ._. 
In_II our_APPGE case_NN1 ,_, it_PPH1 's_VBZ a_RR21 little_RR22 too_RG late_JJ to_TO worry_VVI about_II that_DD1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 issues_VVZ this_DD1 warning_NN1 to_II parents_NN2 :_: '_GE Let_VV0 them_PPHO2 not_XX too_RG much_RR apply_VV0 themselves_PPX2 to_II the_AT disposition_NN1 of_IO their_APPGE children_NN2 '_GE in_RR21 short_RR22 ,_, not_XX to_TO become_VVI obsessed_JJ with_IW the_AT whole_JJ business_NN1 of_IO bringing_VVG them_PPHO2 up_RP ._. 
This_DD1 may_VM seem_VVI strange_JJ in_II a_AT1 column_NN1 dedicated_VVN to_II that_DD1 very_RG subject_JJ ,_, but_CCB I_PPIS1 think_VV0 it_PPH1 is_VBZ excellent_JJ advice_NN1 ._. 
For_IF centuries_NNT2 past_RL ,_, our_APPGE attitude_NN1 towards_II the_AT young_JJ was_VBDZ characterised_VVN by_II British_JJ Reserve_NN1 ._. 
'_GE The_AT want_NN1 of_IO affection_NN1 in_II the_AT English_NN1 is_VBZ strongly_RR manifested_VVN towards_II their_APPGE children_NN2 ,_, '_GE wrote_VVD one_MC1 Venetian_JJ envoy_NN1 ,_, in_II 1497_MC ._. 
With_IW the_AT domestic_JJ revolution_NN1 of_IO the_AT past_JJ three_MC decades_NNT2 ,_, our_APPGE family_NN1 emotions_NN2 have_VH0 certainly_RR thawed_VVN ,_, but_CCB there_EX is_VBZ still_RR something_PN1 to_TO be_VBI said_VVN for_IF resisting_VVG the_AT tendency_NN1 to_TO involve_VVI children_NN2 in_II every_AT1 aspect_NN1 of_IO the_AT parental_JJ life_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ a_AT1 commonplace_JJ that_CST children_NN2 now_RT seem_VV0 to_TO grow_VVI up_RP alarmingly_RR fast_RR ,_, education_NN1 and_CC the_AT media_NN combining_VVG to_TO erode_VVI the_AT apparent_JJ gap_NN1 between_II the_AT generations_NN2 ._. 
Where_RRQ kids_NN2 become_VV0 worldly-wise_JJ with_IW such_DA rapidity_NN1 ,_, it_PPH1 is_VBZ easy_JJ for_IF a_AT1 certain_JJ laissez-faire_NN1 to_TO creep_VVI in_RP ;_; they_PPHS2 expect_VV0 to_TO have_VHI unbridled_JJ access_NN1 to_II everything_PN1 ,_, and_CC in_II the_AT long_JJ run_NN1 this_DD1 is_VBZ not_XX doing_VDG any_DD favours_NN2 to_II either_DD1 party_NN1 concerned_JJ ._. 
One_MC1 of_IO the_AT most_RGT difficult_JJ things_NN2 for_IF modern_JJ parents_NN2 is_VBZ to_TO remind_VVI ourselves_PPX2 that_CST we_PPIS2 must_VM maintain_VVI a_AT1 life_NN1 of_IO our_APPGE own_DA ._. 
In_II practical_JJ terms_NN2 ,_, there_EX are_VBR the_AT notions_NN2 of_IO privacy_NN1 and_CC property_NN1 ._. 
While_CS our_APPGE household_NN1 is_VBZ largely_RR devoted_JJ to_II children_NN2 ,_, there_EX are_VBR definite_JJ no-go_JJ areas_NN2 (_( a_AT1 concept_NN1 that_CST has_VHZ to_TO be_VBI reciprocal_JJ ,_, of_RR21 course_RR22 )_) ._. 
When_CS he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ much_RR smaller_JJR ,_, Tom_NP1 was_VBDZ once_RR discovered_VVN in_II my_APPGE study_NN1 attacking_VVG the_AT dust-jacket_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 Norman_JJ Mailer_NN1 novel_NN1 with_IW my_APPGE scissors_NN2 ;_; no_RR21 doubt_RR22 he_PPHS1 will_VM make_VVI a_AT1 fine_JJ critic_NN1 ,_, but_CCB since_II then_RT the_AT door_NN1 to_II my_APPGE bolt-hole_NN1 has_VHZ remained_VVN bolted_VVN ._. 
By_II the_AT same_DA token_NN1 ,_, he_PPHS1 would_VM not_XX expect_VVI me_PPIO1 to_TO be_VBI found_VVN playing_VVG with_IW his_APPGE Gameboy_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 am_VBM all_RR for_IF sharing_VVG ,_, but_CCB am_VBM not_XX interested_JJ in_II running_VVG a_AT1 commune_NN1 ._. 
Children_NN2 must_VM also_RR learn_VVI to_TO be_VBI left_VVN to_II their_APPGE own_DA devices_NN2 ,_, to_TO take_VVI second_MD place_NN1 on_II occasions_NN2 ,_, and_CC to_TO learn_VVI by_II their_APPGE mistakes_NN2 ._. 
The_AT '_GE progressive_NN1 '_GE parent_NN1 who_PNQS believes_VVZ in_II total_JJ involvement_NN1 in_II shaping_VVG the_AT disposition_NN1 of_IO children_NN2 may_VM end_VVI up_RP in_II a_AT1 stifling_JJ relationship_NN1 that_CST offers_VVZ precious_RG little_DA1 access_NN1 to_II the_AT outside_JJ world_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 requires_VVZ great_JJ restraint_NN1 not_XX to_TO smother_VVI children_NN2 with_IW good_JJ intentions_NN2 ,_, to_TO endure_VVI those_DD2 looks_NN2 of_IO disappointment_NN1 ,_, and_CC to_TO banish_VVI feelings_NN2 of_IO guilt_NN1 when_CS one_PN1 puts_VVZ oneself_PNX1 first_MD ._. 
But_CCB I_PPIS1 think_VV0 good_JJ parents_NN2 need_VV0 the_AT perspective_NN1 which_DDQ allows_VVZ them_PPHO2 sometimes_RT to_TO be_VBI selfish_JJ ._. 
In_II the_AT long_JJ run_NN1 ,_, it_PPH1 fosters_VVZ independence_NN1 ._. 
Right_RR now_RT ,_, though_CS ,_, these_DD2 fine_JJ sentiments_NN2 have_VH0 got_VVN a_AT1 fat_JJ chance_NN1 of_IO being_VBG put_VVN into_II practice_NN1 where_CS I_PPIS1 'm_VBM standing_VVG ,_, boiling_VVG the_AT milk_NN1 for_IF yet_RR more_DAR midnight_NNT1 cocoa_NN1 :_: with_IW a_AT1 baby_NN1 of_IO six_MC weeks_NNT2 in_II the_AT family_NN1 ,_, the_AT philosophy_NN1 of_IO parental_JJ detachment_NN1 is_VBZ a_AT1 far_JJ cry_NN1 from_II reality_NN1 ._. 
We_PPIS2 are_VBR running_VVG a_AT1 cottage_NN1 industry_NN1 here_RL ,_, a_AT1 lactarium_NN1 full_JJ of_IO sterilisers_NN2 ,_, breast-pumps_NN2 ,_, changing-mats_NN2 and_CC portable_JJ alarms_NN2 ._. 
Mechanical_JJ mobiles_NN2 spin_VV0 tinkly_RR music_NN1 ._. 
In_II four_MC hours_NNT2 '_GE time_NNT1 there_EX will_VM come_VVI a_AT1 roar_NN1 like_II an_AT1 emergency_NN1 pitstop_NN1 at_II Silverstone_NP1 ,_, and_CC the_AT next_MD feed_NN1 will_VM be_VBI due_JJ ._. 
The_AT domestic_JJ dairy_NN1 has_VHZ taken_VVN over_II our_APPGE social_JJ diary_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 seemingly_RR endless_JJ procession_NN1 of_IO well-meaning_JJ visitors_NN2 fills_VVZ each_DD1 day_NNT1 ,_, marvelling_VVG (_( quite_RG rightly_RR )_) at_II Laura_NP1 's_GE peachlike_JJ feet_NN2 and_CC milk-sated_NN1 ,_, magpie_NN1 chucklings_NN2 ._. 
From_RR41 time_RR42 to_RR43 time_RR44 we_PPIS2 emerge_VV0 from_II the_AT factory_NN1 to_TO buy_VVI raw_JJ materials_NN2 at_II Safeway_NP1 or_CC Mothercare_NP1 ,_, and_CC in_II the_AT end_NN1 my_APPGE daily_JJ discipline_NN1 only_RR echoes_VVZ the_AT great_JJ Baconian_JJ System_NN1 when_CS I_PPIS1 purchase_VV0 a_AT1 frozen_JJ chicken_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Children_NN2 sweeten_VV0 labours_NN2 ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 wrote_VVD ;_; and_CC I_PPIS1 suppose_VV0 that_DD1 is_VBZ true_JJ ,_, when_CS it_PPH1 is_VBZ all_DB a_AT1 labour_NN1 of_IO love_NN1 ._. 
Besides_RR ,_, what_DDQ nobler_JJR work_NN1 of_IO civilisation_NN1 could_VM there_EX be_VBI than_CSN a_AT1 child_NN1 happily_RR asleep_JJ ?_? 
Gardening_NN1 :_: Give_VV0 your_APPGE plants_NN2 a_AT1 fit_JJ John_NP1 Lucas_NP1 THE_AT OTHER_JJ morning_NNT1 I_PPIS1 put_VV0 my_APPGE head_NN1 out_RP to_TO see_VVI whether_CSW the_AT gardening_NN1 close_JJ season_NNT1 was_VBDZ over_RP and_CC my_APPGE plot_NN1 was_VBDZ ready_JJ to_TO receive_VVI me_PPIO1 ._. 
It_PPH1 was_VBDZ indeed_RR ._. 
But_CCB as_CSA I_PPIS1 surveyed_VVD the_AT grand_JJ vista_NN1 of_IO my_APPGE 47_MC ft_NNU plot_NN1 ,_, one_MC1 fact_NN1 became_VVD clear_JJ :_: in_II their_APPGE struggle_NN1 for_IF power_NN1 ,_, many_DA2 of_IO my_APPGE shrubs_NN2 were_VBDR now_RT far_RR too_RG big_JJ for_IF their_APPGE boots_NN2 ._. 
For_REX21 example_REX22 ,_, my_APPGE 10-year-old_JJ cupressus_NN1 was_VBDZ busy_JJ stifling_VVG a_AT1 display_NN1 of_IO daffodils_NN2 ,_, nicely_RR set_VVN off_RP by_II purple_JJ aubrieta_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 variegated_JJ laurel_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 splash_NN1 of_IO yellow_JJ on_II shiny_JJ leaves_NN2 ,_, was_VBDZ losing_VVG a_AT1 three-way_JJ debate_NN1 with_IW an_AT1 overbearing_JJ pyracanthus_NN1 and_CC a_AT1 woody_JJ wallful_JJ of_IO ivy_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 sadistic_JJ taste_NN1 for_IF strangulation_NN1 ._. 
And_CC to_TO cap_VVI it_PPH1 all_DB ,_, in_II my_APPGE front_JJ garden_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 taxus_NN1 that_CST has_VHZ already_RR outgirthed_VVN Sir_NNB Cyril_NP1 Smith_NP1 was_VBDZ making_VVG a_AT1 takeover_NN1 bid_NN1 for_IF my_APPGE car_NN1 runway_NN1 ,_, so_CS21 that_CS22 friends_NN2 would_VM smilingly_RR open_VVI their_APPGE drivers_NN2 '_GE doors_NN2 only_RR to_TO get_VVI a_AT1 mouthful_NN1 of_IO evergreen_NN1 ._. 
The_AT first_MD point_NN1 in_II my_APPGE manifesto_NN1 for_IF those_DD2 with_IW small_JJ gardens_NN2 is_VBZ is_VBZ that_CST when_CS they_PPHS2 go_VV0 on_II a_AT1 spree_NN1 to_II a_AT1 garden_NN1 centre_NN1 ,_, they_PPHS2 should_VM quickly_RR nip_VVI any_DD delusions_NN2 of_IO grandeur_NN1 in_II the_AT bud_NN1 ._. 
Plants_NN2 have_VH0 got_VVN to_TO fit_VVI your_APPGE gardens_NN2 not_XX just_RR in_II youth_NN1 ,_, but_CCB also_RR when_CS fully_RR grown_VVN ._. 
So_RR before_II buying_VVG plants_NN2 ,_, note_VV0 the_AT dimensions_NN2 from_II the_AT labels_NN2 of_IO the_AT ones_NN2 you_PPY fancy_VV0 ,_, or_CC consult_VV0 ,_, say_VV0 ,_, the_AT invaluable_JJ Reader_NN1 's_GE Digest_NN1 Encyclopedia_NN1 of_IO Garden_NN1 Plants_NN2 and_CC Flowers_NN2 ,_, whose_DDQGE cultivation_NN1 details_NN2 include_VV0 height_NN1 and_CC breadth_NN1 of_IO growth_NN1 (_( as_II31 well_II32 as_II33 preference_NN1 for_IF sun_NN1 or_CC shade_NN1 )_) ._. 
It_PPH1 pays_VVZ to_TO plant_VVI to_TO scale_VVI ._. 
That_REX21 is_REX22 ,_, if_CS you_PPY do_VD0 n't_XX want_VVI to_TO risk_VVI a_AT1 10_MC ft_NNU sunflower_NN1 towering_VVG out_II21 of_II22 your_APPGE windowbox_NN1 ._. 
Gardening_NN1 :_: Your_APPGE plot_NN1 could_VM be_VBI child_NN1 's_GE play_NN1 Most_DAT gardens_NN2 designed_VVN with_IW children_NN2 in_II mind_NN1 are_VBR safe_JJ but_CCB dull_JJ ._. 
Barbera_NP1 Garfi_NP1 suggests_VVZ one_PN1 that_CST will_VM work_VVI its_APPGE magic_NN1 on_II them_PPHO2 By_II BARBERA_NP1 GARFI_NP1 DIG_VV0 a_AT1 small_JJ hole_NN1 in_II the_AT ground_NN1 ,_, fill_VV0 it_PPH1 with_IW sand_NN1 and_CC you_PPY have_VH0 fulfilled_VVN many_DA2 designers_NN2 '_GE criteria_NN2 for_IF a_AT1 child_NN1 's_GE garden_NN1 ._. 
The_AT rock_NN1 garden_NN1 is_VBZ dismantled_VVN ,_, beds_NN2 filled_VVD in_RP ,_, and_CC borders_NN2 are_VBR reduced_VVN to_II ragged_JJ strips_NN2 struggling_VVG for_IF survival_NN1 along_II the_AT boundary_NN1 fence_NN1 ._. 
Later_RRR on_RP you_PPY can_VM turn_VVI the_AT small_JJ pit_NN1 into_II a_AT1 muddy_JJ puddle_NN1 for_IF the_AT odd_JJ water_NN1 lily_NN1 ,_, and_CC contemplate_VV0 ,_, while_CS scratching_VVG mosquito_NN1 bites_NN2 ,_, whether_CSW the_AT building_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 few_DA2 sandcastles_NN2 justified_VVN a_AT1 hole_NN1 in_II the_AT patio_NN1 or_CC the_AT loss_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 dream_NN1 border_NN1 to_II that_DD1 safe_JJ ,_, but_CCB monotonous_JJ ,_, area_NN1 of_IO lawn_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 child_NN1 's_GE garden_NN1 can_VM be_VBI so_RG much_DA1 more_DAR than_CSN just_RR a_AT1 sandpit_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 has_VHZ the_AT potential_NN1 of_IO becoming_VVG a_AT1 '_GE green_NN1 '_GE school_NN1 ,_, fostering_NN1 understanding_NN1 and_CC respect_NN1 for_IF the_AT environment_NN1 ;_; a_AT1 subtle_JJ but_CCB enjoyable_JJ education_NN1 in_II flora_NN ,_, fauna_NN ,_, shapes_NN2 ,_, colours_NN2 and_CC scents_NN2 ,_, without_IW sacrificing_VVG good_JJ garden_NN1 design_NN1 ._. 
Determining_VVG the_AT role_NN1 of_IO the_AT '_GE room_NN1 outside_RL '_GE is_VBZ the_AT first_MD consideration_NN1 ._. 
The_AT safe_JJ garden_NN1 ,_, where_CS children_NN2 may_VM play_VVI unsupervised_JJ ,_, is_VBZ almost_RR an_AT1 attainable_JJ concept_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB in_II reality_NN1 it_PPH1 runs_VVZ the_AT risk_NN1 of_IO becoming_VVG a_AT1 green_JJ desert_NN1 ._. 
The_AT most_RGT serious_JJ potential_JJ risk_NN1 is_VBZ a_AT1 pond_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ is_VBZ obviously_RR inadvisable_JJ for_IF under-fives_MC2 ._. 
There_EX are_VBR other_JJ dangers_NN2 ,_, but_CCB a_AT1 garden_NN1 that_CST is_VBZ free_JJ of_IO thorny_JJ shrubs_NN2 of_IO thorny_JJ shrubs_NN2 ,_, spiky_JJ perennials_NN2 and_CC tempting_JJ berries_NN2 may_VM also_RR be_VBI devoid_JJ of_IO birds_NN2 ,_, insects_NN2 ,_, form_NN1 and_CC texture_NN1 ;_; denying_VVG the_AT very_JJ stimulus_NN1 that_CST could_VM woo_VVI a_AT1 young_JJ mind_NN1 into_II contemplating_VVG the_AT magic_NN1 of_IO its_APPGE surroundings_NN2 ._. 
With_IW sound_NN1 ,_, the_AT garden_NN1 can_VM begin_VVI to_TO work_VVI its_APPGE magic_NN1 on_II even_RR the_AT youngest_JJT ears_NN2 ._. 
Rustling_VVG leaves_NN2 ,_, splashing_VVG water_NN1 and_CC bird_NN1 song_NN1 are_VBR all_DB desirable_JJ elements_NN2 ._. 
Most_DAT fruit_NN trees_NN2 will_VM encourage_VVI the_AT presence_NN1 of_IO birds_NN2 ._. 
Cherry_NP1 ,_, apple_NN1 and_CC plum_NN1 are_VBR much_RR loved_VVN by_II bullfinches_NN2 ,_, tits_NN2 and_CC blackbirds_NN2 ._. 
The_AT rowan_NN1 (_( Sorbus_NN aucuparia_JJ )_) is_VBZ a_AT1 great_JJ favourite_NN1 of_IO starlings_NN2 ,_, which_DDQ provide_VV0 an_AT1 amusing_JJ display_NN1 of_IO gluttony_NN1 as_CSA they_PPHS2 devour_VV0 the_AT bright_JJ red_JJ autumn_NNT1 berries_NN2 ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ a_AT1 robust_JJ tree_NN1 ,_, tolerant_JJ of_IO atmospheric_JJ pollution_NN1 ,_, making_VVG it_PPH1 ideal_JJ for_IF urban_JJ areas_NN2 ,_, easily_RR grown_VVN in_II all_RR21 but_RR22 shallow_JJ ,_, chalky_JJ soils_NN2 ._. 
Ladybirds_NN2 and_CC other_JJ insects_NN2 should_VM be_VBI equally_RR welcome_VV0 ._. 
Bright_JJ attractions_NN2 such_II21 as_II22 the_AT damselfly_RR are_VBR only_RR encouraged_VVN with_IW a_AT1 pond_NN1 or_CC running_JJ stream_NN1 ._. 
The_AT butterfly_NN1 is_VBZ easier_JJR to_TO seduce_VVI with_IW a_AT1 wealth_NN1 of_IO plants_NN2 such_II21 as_II22 the_AT sweet_JJ scented_JJ hyssopus_NN1 ,_, with_IW its_APPGE charming_JJ flower_NN1 spikes_NN2 and_CC small_JJ aromatic_JJ leaves_NN2 ._. 
As_II21 for_II22 spiders_NN2 ,_, earwigs_NN2 ,_, woodlice_NN1 and_CC the_AT rest_NN1 ,_, they_PPHS2 can_VM be_VBI encouraged_VVN to_TO reside_VVI in_II a_AT1 distant_JJ corner_NN1 of_IO the_AT garden_NN1 ,_, beneath_II a_AT1 leafy_JJ and_CC dead_JJ wood_NN1 home_RL ._. 
They_PPHS2 have_VH0 a_AT1 fascination_NN1 all_DB of_IO their_APPGE own_DA ._. 
Most_DAT do_VD0 only_RR limited_JJ damage_NN1 to_II plants_NN2 ,_, and_CC good_JJ garden_NN1 hygiene_NN1 is_VBZ usually_RR adequate_JJ treatment_NN1 if_CS they_PPHS2 get_VV0 out_II21 of_II22 hand_NN1 ._. 
Little_RR need_VM be_VBI said_VVN of_IO flower_NN1 colour_NN1 for_IF a_AT1 child_NN1 's_GE garden_NN1 ._. 
The_AT choice_NN1 is_VBZ huge_JJ ,_, from_II the_AT glaring_JJ reds_NN2 and_CC yellows_NN2 of_IO the_AT poker_NN1 plant_NN1 ,_, kniphofia_NN1 ,_, to_II the_AT gentle_JJ white_JJ clouds_NN2 of_IO baby_NN1 's_GE breath_NN1 ,_, gypsophila_FW ._. 
Foliage_NN1 ,_, so_RG often_RR overlooked_VVN ,_, can_VM be_VBI just_RR as_RG bold_JJ in_II colour_NN1 as_II31 well_II32 as_II33 form_NN1 ._. 
Yellows_NN2 are_VBR abundant_JJ ,_, silver-greys_NN2 equally_RR so_RR ._. 
Convulvulus_NN1 cneorum_NN1 and_CC Stachys_NP1 olympica_NN1 '_GE silver_NN1 carpet_NN1 '_GE have_VH0 the_AT added_JJ advantage_NN1 of_IO soft_JJ ,_, velvety_JJ leaves_NN2 ,_, ideal_JJ for_IF stroking_VVG by_II young_JJ hands_NN2 discovering_VVG texture_NN1 ._. 
Darker_JJR hues_NN2 range_VV0 from_II the_AT deep_JJ chocolate-purple_JJ foliage_NN1 of_IO the_AT cherry_NN1 plumb_NN1 tree_NN1 ,_, Prunus_FW cerasifolia_NN1 '_GE Nigra_NP1 '_GE ,_, to_II the_AT low_JJ ,_, mat-forming_JJ Ajuga_NN1 reptans_NN2 '_GE Braunherz_NP1 '_GE ,_, a_AT1 perennial_NN1 with_IW rich_JJ blue_JJ flower_NN1 spikes_VVZ that_CST contrast_VV0 vibrantly_RR with_IW its_APPGE bronzy_JJ purple_JJ leaves_NN2 ._. 
Ophiopogon_NN1 planiscapus_NN1 nigrescens_NN2 is_VBZ worthy_JJ of_IO note_NN1 ,_, forming_VVG spidery_JJ clumps_NN2 or_CC near-black_JJ ,_, grass-like_JJ leaves_NN2 ._. 
Making_VVG patterns_NN2 with_IW plants_NN2 is_VBZ possible_JJ even_RR in_II the_AT smallest_JJT of_IO gardens_NN2 ._. 
There_EX are_VBR many_DA2 delightful_JJ alpines_NN2 with_IW a_AT1 height_NN1 and_CC spread_NN1 of_IO just_RR a_AT1 few_DA2 inches_NNU2 ._. 
For_IF larger_JJR and_CC less_RGR subtle_JJ shapes_NN2 or_CC patterns_NN2 ,_, topiary_NN1 may_VM be_VBI an_AT1 amusing_JJ experiment_NN1 ;_; even_RR a_AT1 small_JJ maze_NN1 could_VM be_VBI created_VVN ._. 
The_AT shapes_NN2 of_IO the_AT flowers_NN2 are_VBR just_RR as_RG intriguing_JJ ._. 
Stars_NN2 ,_, spikes_NN2 ,_, trumpet_VV0 ,_, bells_NN2 ,_, hearts_NN2 ,_, and_CC feathers_NN2 can_VM all_DB be_VBI represented_VVN ,_, along_II21 with_II22 the_AT plants_NN2 that_CST have_VH0 their_APPGE own_DA curious_JJ designs_NN2 and_CC forms_NN2 ._. 
Fritillaria_NN1 meleagris_NN1 deserves_VVZ close_JJ inspection_NN1 of_IO its_APPGE pendant_NN1 blooms_NN2 and_CC chequerboard_NN1 pattern_NN1 of_IO purple_JJ and_CC white_JJ squares_NN2 ._. 
The_AT amusing_JJ pom-poms_NN2 of_IO the_AT giant_JJ onion_NN1 ,_, Allium_NP1 giganteum_NN1 ,_, are_VBR a_AT1 must_NN1 for_IF any_DD child_NN1 's_GE garden_NN1 ._. 
Decorative_JJ vegetables_NN2 are_VBR an_AT1 excellent_JJ source_NN1 of_IO oddities_NN2 ._. 
The_AT tree_NN1 onion_NN1 ,_, Allium_NP1 cepa_NN1 Prolifera_NP1 ,_, produces_VVZ its_APPGE bulbs_NN2 at_II both_DB2 ends_NN2 of_IO the_AT plant_NN1 ,_, and_CC is_VBZ fine_JJ for_IF culinary_JJ use_NN1 ._. 
Cynara_NN1 cardunculus_NN1 ,_, the_AT cardoon_NN1 ,_, has_VHZ the_AT appearance_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 giant_JJ thistle_NN1 ,_, and_CC is_VBZ an_AT1 impressive_JJ exclamation_NN1 mark_NN1 in_II any_DD border_NN1 ._. 
Vegetables_NN2 ,_, and_CC herbs_NN2 for_IF that_DD1 matter_NN1 ,_, are_VBR a_AT1 delight_NN1 for_IF youngsters_NN2 ,_, who_PNQS can_VM follow_VVI their_APPGE progress_NN1 from_II seed_NN1 packets_NN2 to_II dinner_NN1 plate_NN1 ._. 
Ideally_RR ,_, there_EX should_VM be_VBI a_AT1 place_NN1 in_II every_AT1 child_NN1 's_GE garden_NN1 where_RRQ adults_NN2 are_VBR banned_VVN ._. 
A_AT1 private_JJ area_NN1 ,_, preferably_RR overhung_VVN by_II a_AT1 favourite_JJ tree_NN1 and_CC screened_VVN with_IW a_AT1 few_DA2 dense_JJ shrubs_NN2 ._. 
If_CS heavy_JJ bushes_NN2 are_VBR out_II21 of_II22 place_NN1 ,_, graceful_JJ grasses_NN2 can_VM be_VBI just_RR as_RG efficient_JJ ._. 
Miscanthus_NN1 sacchariflorus_NN1 and_CC the_AT evergreen_JJ Arundinaria_NP1 nitida_FW are_VBR equally_RR effective_JJ for_IF the_AT purpose_NN1 ._. 
Beyond_II the_AT screen_NN1 a_AT1 mysterious_JJ mood_NN1 can_VM be_VBI created_VVN with_IW shade_NN1 or_CC semi-shade_VV0 tolerant_JJ plants_NN2 ._. 
Rheum_NP1 palmatum_JJ ,_, with_IW its_APPGE large_JJ deeply-cut_JJ leaves_NN2 ,_, will_VM greatly_RR enhance_VVI a_AT1 jungle_NN1 atmosphere_NN1 if_CS planted_VVN amid_II wispy_JJ grasses_NN2 and_CC the_AT delicate_JJ lacy_JJ foliage_NN1 of_IO Polypodium_NP1 vulgare_NN1 '_GE Cornubiense_NP1 '_GE or_CC the_AT leathery_JJ tongue-shaped_JJ fronds_NN2 of_IO Phyllitis_NP1 scolopendrium_NN1 ._. 
Bulbs_NN2 such_II21 as_II22 scilla_NN or_CC erythronium_NN1 are_VBR ideal_JJ for_IF naturalising_VVG in_II such_DA an_AT1 environment_NN1 ._. 
Sadly_RR ,_, space_NN1 is_VBZ often_RR lacking_VVG for_IF the_AT ideal_JJ secret_JJ garden_NN1 ._. 
If_CS there_EX is_VBZ room_NN1 for_IF just_RR one_MC1 large_JJ tree_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 platform_NN1 may_VM be_VBI built_VVN across_II some_DD sturdy_JJ branches_NN2 to_TO provide_VVI a_AT1 leafy_JJ den_NN1 ._. 
Back_NN1 on_II earth_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 trellis_NN1 tent_NN1 or_CC lean-to_NN1 may_VM be_VBI erected_VVN ,_, and_CC clothed_VVN with_IW a_AT1 sweet_JJ scented_JJ canvas_NN1 of_IO honeysuckle_NN1 ._. 
In_II even_RR smaller_JJR gardens_NN2 the_AT only_JJ solution_NN1 may_VM be_VBI a_AT1 bamboo_NN1 wigwam_NN1 smothered_VVN with_IW runner_NN1 beans_NN2 ,_, into_II which_DDQ junior_NN1 can_VM crawl_VVI and_CC consider_VVI ,_, if_CS not_XX the_AT lilies_NN2 ,_, why_RRQ Mum_NN1 and_CC Dad_NN1 are_VBR digging_VVG a_AT1 huge_JJ hole_NN1 in_II the_AT lawn_NN1 and_CC filling_VVG it_PPH1 with_IW sand_NN1 ._. 
Gardening_NN1 :_: April_NPM1 is_VBZ a_AT1 sow-and-sow_JJ month_NNT1 Never_RR mind_VV0 the_AT weather_NN1 ,_, says_VVZ Fred_NP1 Whitsey_NP1 ._. 
Put_VV0 the_AT first_MD seeds_NN2 down_RP By_II FRED_NP1 WHITSEY_NP1 TURN_VV0 the_AT page_NN1 of_IO the_AT calendar_NN1 ,_, and_CC before_CS you_PPY is_VBZ the_AT first_MD weekend_NNT1 of_IO April_NPM1 ._. 
And_CC you_PPY feel_VV0 anxious_JJ about_II getting_VVG the_AT first_MD lot_NN1 of_IO seeds_NN2 sown_VVN out_II21 of_II22 doors_NN2 ._. 
Anxious_JJ ,_, because_CS you_PPY know_VV0 from_II past_JJ experience_NN1 that_CST when_CS the_AT convenient_JJ moment_NN1 arrives_VVZ for_IF you_PPY to_TO sow_VVI ,_, the_AT weather_NN1 will_VM turn_VVI wet_JJ or_CC cold_JJ ,_, even_RR snowy_JJ ,_, and_CC effort_NN1 and_CC seed_NN1 would_VM be_VBI wasted_VVN ,_, yet_RR time_NNT1 is_VBZ slipping_VVG by_II and_CC the_AT crops_NN2 most_RRT worth_II raising_NN1 are_VBR those_DD2 that_CST come_VV0 first_MD ._. 
But_CCB this_DD1 year_NNT1 the_AT condition_NN1 of_IO the_AT soil_NN1 is_VBZ on_II our_APPGE side_NN1 ._. 
Add_VV0 to_II this_DD1 some_DD newly-evolved_JJ simple_JJ techniques_NN2 ,_, and_CC this_DD1 year_NNT1 we_PPIS2 can_VM work_VVI according_II21 to_II22 the_AT calendar_NN1 ,_, independent_JJ of_IO the_AT weather_NN1 ._. 
Charts_NN2 published_VVD recently_RR show_VV0 how_RGQ severe_JJ is_VBZ the_AT water_NN1 shortage_NN1 in_II many_DA2 parts_NN2 of_IO the_AT country_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB this_DD1 means_VVZ that_CST the_AT soil_NN1 for_IF seed-sowing_NN1 can_VM be_VBI done_VDN simply_RR by_II covering_VVG a_AT1 patch_NN1 for_IF a_AT1 few_DA2 days_NNT2 with_IW a_AT1 sheet_NN1 of_IO polythene_NN1 anchored_VVN by_II bricks_NN2 or_CC stones_NN2 in_II the_AT absence_NN1 ,_, of_RR21 course_RR22 ,_, of_IO cloches_NN2 ._. 
The_AT plastic_NN1 ones_NN2 now_RT on_II sale_NN1 in_II every_AT1 garden_NN1 centre_NN1 are_VBR much_RR more_RGR manageable_JJ than_CSN the_AT old_JJ glass_NN1 type_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ were_VBDR always_RR getting_VVG broken_JJ ._. 
The_AT arrival_NN1 of_IO fibre_NN1 fleece_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 lightweight_JJ fabric_NN1 ,_, also_RR sold_VVN in_II garden_NN1 stores_NN2 ,_, has_VHZ transformed_VVN vegetable_NN1 growing_VVG in_II several_DA2 ways_NN2 ._. 
Once_CS you_PPY have_VH0 sown_VVN the_AT seed_NN1 ,_, you_PPY cover_VV0 the_AT whole_JJ area_NN1 with_IW this_DD1 ._. 
It_PPH1 traps_VVZ the_AT warmth_NN1 of_IO the_AT odd_JJ sunny_JJ spell_NN1 ,_, and_CC wards_NN2 off_II the_AT critical_JJ few_DA2 degrees_NN2 of_IO cold_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 admits_VVZ both_RR light_JJ and_CC rain_NN1 ,_, though_RR impedes_VVZ the_AT force_NN1 of_IO those_DD2 heavy_JJ showers_NN2 that_CST can_VM cake_VVI the_AT soil_NN1 ,_, and_CC sometimes_RT wash_VV0 out_RP the_AT seeds_NN2 ._. 
You_PPY can_VM leave_VVI the_AT fabric_NN1 in_II place_NN1 almost_RR until_CS you_PPY are_VBR ready_JJ to_TO gather_VVI your_APPGE crops_NN2 as_CSA it_PPH1 is_VBZ so_RR light_VV0 the_AT plants_NN2 just_RR push_VV0 it_PPH1 up_RP as_CSA they_PPHS2 grow_VV0 ._. 
Of_RR21 course_RR22 ,_, this_DD1 lightness_NN1 means_VVZ the_AT wind_NN1 can_VM take_VVI it_PPH1 unless_CS you_PPY anchor_VV0 it_PPH1 down_RP ._. 
Regular_JJ users_NN2 of_IO it_PPH1 wrap_VV0 the_AT edges_NN2 round_II wooden_JJ batons_NN2 ,_, secured_VVN with_IW a_AT1 few_DA2 tacks_NN2 ,_, leaving_VVG these_DD2 to_TO rest_VVI on_II the_AT ground_NN1 ,_, and_CC rolling_VVG it_PPH1 up_RP on_II the_AT batons_NN2 when_RRQ the_AT season_NNT1 is_VBZ over_RP ._. 
All_DB this_DD1 applies_VVZ to_II open-ground_JJ sowings_NN2 ,_, and_CC of_RR21 course_RR22 it_PPH1 is_VBZ the_AT crops_NN2 from_II these_DD2 that_CST move_VV0 fastest_RRT as_CSA they_PPHS2 suffer_VV0 no_AT transplanting_JJ adjustments_NN2 ._. 
They_PPHS2 include_VV0 beet_NN1 ,_, lettuce_NN1 ,_, broad_JJ beans_NN2 ,_, carrots_NN2 ,_, peas_NN2 and_CC spinach_NN1 ,_, all_DB of_IO which_DDQ need_VV0 to_TO be_VBI sown_VVN as_RG soon_RR as_CSA possible_JJ now_RT ._. 
What_DDQ must_VM seem_VVI stupid_JJ to_II non-gardeners_NN2 ,_, or_CC those_DD2 who_PNQS take_VV0 a_AT1 rational_JJ view_NN1 of_IO the_AT whole_JJ business_NN1 ,_, is_VBZ that_DD1 when_CS you_PPY prepare_VV0 the_AT ground_NN1 for_IF sowing_VVG you_PPY first_MD dig_VV0 it_PPH1 over_RP and_CC make_VV0 it_PPH1 loose_VVI ,_, only_RR to_TO tread_VVI it_PPH1 firm_JJ again_RT ._. 
But_CCB in_II the_AT process_NN1 you_PPY are_VBR refining_VVG the_AT soil_NN1 to_II the_AT liking_NN1 of_IO the_AT roots_NN2 that_CST in_II a_AT1 little_JJ while_NNT1 will_VM ramify_VVI in_II it_PPH1 ._. 
You_PPY are_VBR letting_VVG in_II the_AT air_NN1 they_PPHS2 like_VV0 ._. 
You_PPY are_VBR incorporating_VVG humus_NN1 on_II which_DDQ the_AT beneficial_JJ bacteria_NN2 thrive_VV0 and_CC which_DDQ both_DB2 drains_NN2 the_AT soil_NN1 of_IO surplus_JJ moisture_NN1 ,_, yet_RR holds_VVZ it_PPH1 in_II the_AT right_JJ degree_NN1 ._. 
You_PPY are_VBR also_RR turning_VVG up_RP the_AT relics_NN2 of_IO perennial_NN1 weeds_VVZ that_CST can_VM be_VBI difficult_JJ to_TO eliminate_VVI later_RRR ._. 
While_CS vegetables_NN2 generally_RR have_VH0 the_AT capacity_NN1 to_TO germinate_VVI soon_RR after_II spring_NN1 sowing_NN1 ,_, however_RGQV low_RR the_AT temperature_NN1 drops_NN2 ,_, flower_NN1 seeds_NN2 ,_, also_RR due_JJ for_IF sowing_VVG soon_RR on_II adjacent_JJ land_NN1 to_TO provide_VVI cut_JJ flowers_NN2 during_II the_AT summer_NNT1 ,_, do_VD0 need_VVI more_DAR warmth_NN1 to_TO get_VVI going_VVG ._. 
The_AT same_DA techniques_NN2 and_CC ground_NN1 preparation_NN1 suits_VVZ them_PPHO2 ,_, though_CS of_RR21 course_RR22 the_AT fleece_NN1 has_VHZ to_TO be_VBI removed_VVN when_CS the_AT seedlings_NN2 are_VBR up_RP ._. 
These_DD2 include_VV0 the_AT old_JJ favourite_JJ annual_JJ chrysanthemums_NN2 and_CC larkspur_NN1 ,_, clarkia_NN1 and_CC godetia_NN ,_, sweet_JJ peas_NN2 and_CC asters_NN2 ,_, cosmos_NN1 and_CC cornflowers_NN2 ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ also_RR quite_RG possible_JJ to_TO grow_VVI several_DA2 exotic-looking_JJ annuals_NN2 from_II direct_JJ ground_NN1 sowings_NN2 ;_; the_AT trumpet-like_JJ salpiglossis_NN1 ,_, so_RG ornately_RR marked_VVN ,_, the_AT schizanthus_NN1 usually_RR seen_VVN as_II an_AT1 early_JJ summer_NNT1 pot_NN1 plant_NN1 and_CC zinnias_NN2 ,_, the_AT closest_JJT thing_NN1 you_PPY can_VM get_VVI to_II those_DD2 expensive_JJ gerberas_NN2 ._. 
When_CS you_PPY tip_VV0 the_AT seed_NN1 from_II the_AT packet_NN1 it_PPH1 is_VBZ hard_JJ to_TO believe_VVI that_CST from_II almost_RR every_AT1 one_PN1 a_AT1 plant_NN1 will_VM arise_VVI ,_, so_RR do_VD0 not_XX let_VVI them_PPHO2 fall_VVI too_RG thickly_RR into_II the_AT soil_NN1 ._. 
The_AT impulse_NN1 to_TO '_" make_VVI sure_JJ '_" must_VM be_VBI curbed_VVN ._. 
Again_RT ,_, when_CS the_AT seedlings_NN2 are_VBR up_RP you_PPY have_VH0 to_TO be_VBI harsh_JJ and_CC thin_JJ ,_, thin_JJ ,_, thin_JJ ._. 
Perpetual_JJ spinach_NN1 and_CC carrots_NN2 will_VM tolerate_VVI growing_JJ close_NN1 together_RL ,_, but_CCB any_DD flowering_JJ plant_NN1 wants_VVZ elbow_NN1 room_NN1 if_CS it_PPH1 is_VBZ to_TO develop_VVI a_AT1 stem_NN1 strong_JJ enough_RR to_TO support_VVI the_AT branches_NN2 that_CST will_VM spring_VVI from_II it_PPH1 ._. 
The_AT telephone_NN1 number_NN1 of_IO Rolawn_NP1 Ltd_JJ ,_, Elvington_NP1 ,_, York_NP1 ,_, given_VVN incorrectly_RR two_MC weeks_NNT2 ago_RA ,_, is_VBZ 0904_MC 608661_MC ._. 
Anthony_NP1 Noel_NP1 's_GE garden_NN1 at_II 17_MC Fulham_NP1 Park_NN1 Gardens_NN2 ,_, London_NP1 SW6_FO is_VBZ open_RR 2.30_MC 6pm_RA on_II Sunday_NPD1 June_NPM1 7_MC ,_, not_XX on_II a_AT1 Saturday_NPD1 ,_, as_CSA stated_VVN recently_RR ._. 
Travel_VV0 :_: An_AT1 offer_NN1 you_PPY can_VM refuse_VVI Mark_NP1 Edmonds_NP1 is_VBZ all_DB for_IF haggling_VVG but_CCB not_XX when_RRQ it_PPH1 turns_VVZ to_II meanness_NN1 By_II MARK_NP1 EDMONDS_NP1 THE_AT depressed_JJ state_NN1 of_IO our_APPGE own_DA economy_NN1 recently_RR presented_VVN holidaymakers_NN2 bound_VVN for_IF Asia_NP1 and_CC Africa_NP1 with_IW an_AT1 unexpected_JJ opportunity_NN1 to_TO practise_VVI shopping_NN1 techniques_NN2 common_JJ in_II some_DD parts_NN2 of_IO the_AT globe_NN1 before_CS they_PPHS2 set_VV0 off_RP ._. 
With_IW retail_JJ sales_NN in_II decline_NN1 ,_, haggling_VVG usually_RR more_RGR appropriate_JJ to_II the_AT souks_NN2 of_IO Tangier_NP1 than_CSN our_APPGE domestic_JJ department_NN1 stores_NN2 is_VBZ becoming_VVG more_RGR common_JJ here_RL ._. 
In_II Morocco_NP1 and_CC many_DA2 other_JJ Arab_JJ countries_NN2 ,_, haggling_VVG is_VBZ a_AT1 deeply_RR ritualised_JJ affair_NN1 ._. 
And_CC while_CS holidaymakers_NN2 are_VBR whipped_VVN up_II21 to_II22 almost_RR frenzied_VVD levels_NN2 of_IO opportunistic_JJ greed_NN1 by_II guidebooks_NN2 which_DDQ insist_VV0 that_CST real_JJ travellers_NN2 never_RR pay_VV0 the_AT first_MD price_NN1 they_PPHS2 are_VBR quoted_VVN ,_, few_DA2 have_VH0 any_DD prospect_NN1 of_IO coming_VVG out_II21 of_II22 a_AT1 deal_NN1 better_RRR than_CSN the_AT merchant_NN1 who_PNQS initiated_VVD it_PPH1 ._. 
'_" Sometimes_RT a_AT1 merchant_NN1 in_II a_AT1 souk_NN1 will_VM settle_VVI for_IF perhaps_RR a_AT1 profit_NN1 of_IO only_RR five_MC per_NNU21 cent_NNU22 ,_, '_" says_VVZ Mr_NNB Latif_NP1 of_IO the_AT Moroccan_JJ Tourist_NN1 Board_NN1 ._. 
'_" That_DD1 will_VM be_VBI enough_RR for_IF him_PPHO1 ,_, because_CS he_PPHS1 knows_VVZ that_DD1 next_MD time_NNT1 he_PPHS1 will_VM make_VVI more_DAR money_NN1 ,_, perhaps_RR 10_MC ,_, perhaps_RR even_RR 50_MC per_NNU21 cent_NNU22 ._. 
That_DD1 is_VBZ the_AT way_NN1 he_PPHS1 conducts_VVZ his_APPGE business_NN1 and_CC that_DD1 is_VBZ the_AT way_NN1 it_PPH1 has_VHZ been_VBN for_IF centuries_NNT2 ._. 
'_" '_" If_CSW you_PPY do_VD0 n't_XX want_VVI or_CC do_VDI n't_XX have_VHI time_NNT1 to_TO haggle_VVI ,_, '_" says_VVZ Mr_NNB Latif_NP1 ,_, '_" you_PPY should_VM make_VVI sure_JJ you_PPY buy_VV0 your_APPGE carpet_NN1 ,_, your_APPGE jewellery_NN1 ,_, or_CC your_APPGE woodwork_NN1 from_II a_AT1 fixed-price_JJ store_NN1 ._. 
These_DD2 shops_NN2 sell_VV0 items_NN2 which_DDQ are_VBR produced_VVN and_CC sold_VVN by_II co-operatives_NN2 ,_, and_CC both_RR price_NN1 and_CC quality_NN1 is_VBZ guaranteed_VVN ._. 
If_CS you_PPY do_VD0 decide_VVI to_TO buy_VVI from_II a_AT1 private_JJ bazaar_NN1 you_PPY will_VM be_VBI expected_VVN to_TO haggle_VVI ._. 
No_AT merchant_NN1 will_VM imagine_VVI that_CST you_PPY will_VM agree_VVI to_TO pay_VVI the_AT first_MD price_NN1 he_PPHS1 suggests_VVZ ._. 
Your_APPGE first_MD offer_NN1 should_VM be_VBI about_RG half_DB what_DDQ the_AT merchant_NN1 asks_VVZ and_CC you_PPY should_VM beat_VVI him_PPHO1 down_RP from_II there_RL ._. 
'_GE Guidebooks_NN2 and_CC holiday_NN1 brochures_NN2 make_VV0 a_AT1 point_NN1 of_IO explaining_VVG ploys_NN2 which_DDQ can_VM be_VBI adopted_VVN to_TO bring_VVI a_AT1 price_NN1 down_RP ._. 
The_AT Rough_JJ Guide_NN1 for_IF Morocco_NP1 ,_, for_REX21 instance_REX22 ,_, suggests_VVZ that_CST it_PPH1 may_VM help_VVI to_TO take_VVI along_RP an_AT1 apparently_RR disinterested_JJ friend_NN1 to_II the_AT shop_NN1 or_CC bazaar_NN1 :_: in_II an_AT1 effort_NN1 to_TO hurry_VVI the_AT deal_NN1 along_RP ,_, your_APPGE friend_NN1 is_VBZ supposed_JJ to_TO express_VVI the_AT desire_NN1 to_TO leave_VVI ._. 
In_II Asia_NP1 ,_, haggling_VVG is_VBZ widespread_JJ ,_, although_CS its_APPGE intricacies_NN2 are_VBR neither_RR as_CSA complicated_JJ nor_CC as_RG deeply_RR engrained_VVD as_CSA in_II the_AT Middle_JJ East_ND1 ._. 
In_II India_NP1 ,_, fixed-price_JJ shops_NN2 exist_VV0 not_XX only_RR for_IF the_AT benefit_NN1 of_IO travellers_NN2 ;_; locals_NN2 use_VV0 them_PPHO2 as_RR21 well_RR22 ._. 
Although_CS haggling_VVG is_VBZ common_JJ in_II countries_NN2 such_II21 as_II22 India_NP1 ,_, it_PPH1 is_VBZ a_AT1 mistake_NN1 to_TO assume_VVI that_CST it_PPH1 is_VBZ standard_JJ practice_NN1 throughout_II the_AT world_NN1 ._. 
To_II their_APPGE shame_NN1 ,_, many_DA2 tourists_NN2 fired_VVD up_RP by_II the_AT prospect_NN1 of_IO making_VVG a_AT1 fast_JJ rupee_NNU1 ,_, dirham_NNU1 or_CC peso_NNU1 are_VBR prepared_VVN to_TO haggle_VVI for_IF everything_PN1 ,_, ranging_VVG from_II the_AT price_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 cup_NN1 of_IO tea_NN1 to_II an_AT1 airline_NN1 ticket_NN1 ._. 
Such_DA is_VBZ their_APPGE determination_NN1 that_CST the_AT actual_JJ value_NN1 of_IO the_AT item_NN1 they_PPHS2 want_VV0 to_TO buy_VVI in_II31 comparison_II32 with_II33 what_DDQ it_PPH1 would_VM cost_VVI at_II home_NN1 becomes_VVZ irrelevant_JJ ._. 
All_DB that_CST matters_NN2 is_VBZ getting_VVG one_PN1 over_II the_AT trader_NN1 ._. 
In_RR21 general_RR22 ,_, the_AT rule_NN1 with_IW haggling_VVG is_VBZ to_TO do_VDI as_CSA the_AT locals_NN2 do_VD0 ,_, taking_VVG particular_JJ care_NN1 not_XX to_TO beat_VVI down_RP those_DD2 who_PNQS are_VBR selling_VVG items_NN2 they_PPHS2 have_VH0 made_VVN themselves_PPX2 ._. 
Middlemen_NN2 ,_, as_CSA Trisha_NP1 Barnett_NP1 of_IO the_AT pressure_NN1 group_NN1 Tourism_NN1 Concern_NN1 points_VVZ out_RP ,_, are_VBR much_RR less_RGR vulnerable_JJ ._. 
'_" We_PPIS2 came_VVD across_II some_DD people_NN from_II Papua_NP1 New_NP1 Guinea_NP1 who_PNQS were_VBDR selling_VVG handicrafts_NN2 and_CC were_VBDR confronted_VVN with_IW a_AT1 boatload_NN1 of_IO western_JJ tourists_NN2 all_DB convinced_JJ they_PPHS2 could_VM buy_VVI for_IF a_AT1 knock-down_JJ rate_NN1 ._. 
The_AT people_NN selling_VVG the_AT stuff_NN1 had_VHD never_RR come_VVN across_II haggling_VVG before_II and_CC they_PPHS2 were_VBDR left_VVN thinking_VVG that_CST it_PPH1 is_VBZ the_AT norm_NN1 in_II western_JJ society_NN1 ._. 
'_GE The_AT saddest_JJT thing_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST we_PPIS2 've_VH0 been_VBN persuaded_VVN that_CST true_JJ travellers_NN2 know_VV0 how_RRQ to_TO haggle_VVI ._. 
We_PPIS2 seem_VV0 to_TO forget_VVI just_RR how_RGQ little_RR these_DD2 items_NN2 actually_RR cost_VV0 ._. 
A_AT1 piece_NN1 of_IO handicraft_NN1 may_VM cost_VVI just_RR a_AT1 few_DA2 pence_NNU in_II our_APPGE terms_NN2 ,_, so_RR where_RRQ is_VBZ the_AT virtue_NN1 in_II knocking_VVG it_PPH1 down_RP any_DD further_JJR ?_? 
'_GE Travel_NN1 :_: New_JJ jab_NN1 for_IF travellers_NN2 A_ZZ1 NEW_JJ vaccine_NN1 against_II the_AT infectious_JJ liver_NN1 disease_NN1 Hepatitis_NN1 A_ZZ1 ,_, '_GE Havrix_NP1 '_GE ,_, has_VHZ this_DD1 week_NNT1 been_VBN introduced_VVN in_II the_AT UK_NP1 :_: a_AT1 course_NN1 of_IO two_MC injections_NN2 in_II the_AT arm_NN1 followed_VVN by_II a_AT1 booster_NN1 which_DDQ could_VM give_VVI up_RG21 to_RG22 10_MC years_NNT2 '_GE immunity_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 will_VM be_VBI a_AT1 welcome_JJ alternative_NN1 to_II the_AT large_JJ ,_, somewhat_RR painful_JJ and_CC short-term_JJ injection_NN1 of_IO immunoglobulin_NN1 administered_VVN to_II the_AT bottom_NN1 ,_, with_IW which_DDQ travellers_NN2 to_II the_AT countries_NN2 indicated_VVN in_II black_JJ ,_, right_RR ,_, will_VM be_VBI familiar_JJ ._. 
Travel_VV0 :_: Doubled_VVN up_RP By_II Tania_NP1 Cagnoni_NP1 SINGLE_JJ travellers_NN2 would_VM be_VBI justified_VVN in_II being_VBG up_RP in_II arms_NN2 over_II InterCity_NP1 Sleeper_NN1 's_GE latest_JJT ad_NN1 suggesting_VVG that_CST you_PPY :_: '_GE Save_VV0 money_NN1 ._. 
Sleep_VV0 with_IW a_AT1 friend_NN1 ._. 
'_" A_ZZ1 two-berth_JJ InterCity_NP1 Sleeper_NN1 cabin_NN1 is_VBZ offered_VVN for_IF 25_MC until_II May_NPM1 10_MC as_II31 opposed_II32 to_II33 the_AT usual_JJ 50_MC if_CS two_MC people_NN travel_VV0 ;_; single_JJ travellers_NN2 still_RR have_VH0 to_TO pay_VVI 25_MC per_II berth_NN1 unless_CS they_PPHS2 buy_VV0 two_MC rail_NN1 tickets_NN2 ._. 
This_DD1 applies_VVZ on_II journeys_NN2 between_II London_NP1 and_CC Scotland_NP1 ,_, the_AT West_ND1 Country_NN1 and_CC the_AT North_ND1 West_ND1 ._. 
Travel_VV0 :_: A_AT1 saga_NN1 of_IO sun_NN1 ,_, sea_NN1 and_CC sex_NN1 By_II Sarah_NP1 Edworthy_NP1 D._NP1 M._NN1 THOMAS_NP1 ,_, author_NN1 of_IO The_AT White_JJ Hotel_NN1 and_CC delver_NN1 into_II sexual_JJ fantasy_NN1 ,_, holds_VVZ erotic_JJ writing_NN1 weekends_NNT2 at_II his_APPGE home_NN1 in_II Cornwall_NP1 ._. 
From_II May_NPM1 16_MC 29_MC ,_, however_RR ,_, he_PPHS1 will_VM be_VBI hosting_VVG the_AT first_MD session_NNT1 of_IO amatory_JJ writing_NN1 courses_NN2 at_II the_AT European_JJ Centre_NN1 for_IF Holistic_JJ Studies_NN2 on_II the_AT Greek_JJ island_NN1 of_IO Skyros_NN2 very_RG apt_JJ for_IF someone_PN1 preoccupied_JJ with_IW sex_NN1 ,_, death_NN1 and_CC the_AT Oedipus_NP1 complex_NN1 ._. 
Prospective_JJ students_NN2 ,_, anxious_JJ for_IF sun_NN1 and_CC romance_NN1 as_II31 well_II32 as_II33 the_AT release_NN1 of_IO their_APPGE creative_JJ genius_NN1 ,_, should_VM gird_VVI themselves_PPX2 by_II reading_VVG Swallow_NP1 ,_, Thomas_NP1 's_GE novel_NN1 about_II an_AT1 Olympiad_NN1 of_IO storytellers_NN2 which_DDQ involves_VVZ hours_NNT2 and_CC hours_NNT2 of_IO improvising_VVG in_II prose_NN1 and_CC verse_NN1 ._. 
Perhaps_RR ,_, though_CS ,_, the_AT enchanted_JJ Aegean_NP1 island_NN1 will_VM see_VVI Thomas_NP1 once_RR described_VVN as_II a_AT1 '_GE weather-worn_JJ cherub_NN1 '_GE less_DAR of_IO a_AT1 taskmaster_NN1 and_CC more_DAR of_IO a_AT1 Cupid_JJ ._. 
Two-week_JJ workshop_NN1 holiday_NN1 costs_VVZ from_II 475_MC ,_, excluding_VVG travel_NN1 ._. 
More_DAR information_NN1 on_II 071_MC 267_MC 4424_MC ._. 
Travel_VV0 :_: All_DB change_VV0 for_IF the_AT bureaux_NN2 ByMark_VV0 Edmonds_NP1 BUREAUX_NN2 de_NP1 change_NN1 are_VBR at_RR21 last_RR22 being_VBG forced_VVN to_TO offer_VVI travellers_NN2 detailed_JJ information_NN1 about_II the_AT rates_NN2 they_PPHS2 offer_VV0 and_CC the_AT commission_NN1 they_PPHS2 charge_VV0 ._. 
New_JJ legislation_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ comes_VVZ into_II force_NN1 on_II May_NPM1 18_MC ,_, insists_VVZ that_CST all_DB money-changers_NN2 be_VBI they_PPHS2 high_JJ street_NN1 banks_NN2 ,_, travel_VV0 agents_NN2 ,_, hotels_NN2 or_CC specialist_NN1 bureaux_NN2 de_NP1 change_NN1 display_NN1 clearly_RR their_APPGE exchange_NN1 rates_NN2 and_CC sometimes_RT outrageous_JJ commission_NN1 charges_NN2 ._. 
At_RR21 present_RR22 unscrupulous_JJ operators_NN2 bureaux_NN2 de_NP1 change_NN1 are_VBR not_XX subject_II21 to_II22 Government_NN1 licensing_NN1 attempt_NN1 to_TO attract_VVI unwitting_JJ customers_NN2 by_II promising_VVG an_AT1 apparently_RR reasonable_JJ rate_NN1 of_IO exchange_NN1 ._. 
Often_RR only_RR after_II the_AT transaction_NN1 has_VHZ been_VBN completed_VVN will_VM the_AT customer_NN1 be_VBI made_VVN aware_JJ of_IO the_AT commission_NN1 involved_VVD sometimes_RT up_RG21 to_RG22 10_MC per_NNU21 cent_NNU22 of_IO the_AT amount_NN1 being_VBG changed_VVN ._. 
The_AT charges_NN2 and_CC exchange_NN1 rates_NN2 should_VM be_VBI visible_JJ from_II outside_RL the_AT bureau_NN1 and_CC then_RT detailed_VVN in_II a_AT1 receipt_NN1 to_TO be_VBI given_VVN to_II the_AT customer_NN1 after_II the_AT transaction_NN1 ._. 
Exchanges_NN2 done_VDN through_II cash_NN1 machines_NN2 which_DDQ can_VM not_XX issue_VVI receipts_NN2 are_VBR exempt_JJ from_II this_DD1 provision_NN1 ._. 
Bureaux_NN2 that_CST ignore_VV0 the_AT new_JJ laws_NN2 run_VV0 the_AT risk_NN1 of_IO being_VBG taken_VVN to_II court_NN1 by_II local_JJ trading_NN1 standards_NN2 authorities_NN2 ,_, and_CC fined_VVD ._. 
Travel_VV0 :_: Ski_VV0 accidents_NN2 take_VV0 a_AT1 tumble_NN1 By_II Peter_NP1 Hardy_NP1 THE_AT number_NN1 of_IO avalanche_NN1 deaths_NN2 in_II the_AT main_JJ Alpine_JJ countries_NN2 has_VHZ dropped_VVN by_II as_RG much_DA1 as_CSA 70_MC per_NNU21 cent_NNU22 perhaps_RR because_II21 of_II22 the_AT consistency_NN1 of_IO snow_NN1 cover_NN1 throughout_II the_AT winter_NNT1 ._. 
With_IW only_RR four_MC weeks_NNT2 of_IO the_AT season_NNT1 remaining_VVG ,_, 10_MC people_NN have_VH0 so_RG far_RR been_VBN killed_VVN in_II avalanches_NN2 in_II Switzerland_NP1 against_II the_AT national_JJ average_NN1 of_IO 37_MC during_II the_AT winter_NNT1 months_NNT2 ._. 
Unofficial_JJ figures_NN2 from_II the_AT other_JJ major_JJ Alpine_JJ countries_NN2 suggest_VV0 similarly_RR low_JJ statistics_NN ,_, with_IW Austria_NP1 reporting_VVG only_RR six_MC avalanche_NN1 deaths_NN2 to_II date_NN1 ._. 
The_AT reason_NN1 ,_, according_II21 to_II22 the_AT Davos_NP1 Snow_NP1 and_CC Avalanche_NN1 Research_NN1 Centre_NN1 which_DDQ recorded_VVD the_AT figures_NN2 ,_, is_VBZ that_DD1 there_EX is_VBZ so_RG much_DA1 more_DAR snow_NN1 than_CSN usual_JJ this_DD1 year_NNT1 ._. 
'_" We_PPIS2 've_VH0 got_VVN more_RRR snow_VV0 up_RP here_RL and_CC all_RR over_II the_AT Swiss_JJ Alps_NP2 than_CSN we_PPIS2 have_VH0 had_VHN in_II 50_MC years_NNT2 ,_, '_GE said_VVD Dr_NNB Othmar_NP1 Buser_NP1 ,_, whose_DDQGE research_NN1 centre_NN1 is_VBZ perched_VVN at_II 2,660m_NNU on_II the_AT Weissfluhjoch_NN1 above_II Davos_NP1 ._. 
'_GE Generally_RR ,_, the_AT more_DAR snow_NN1 ,_, the_AT less_DAR danger_NN1 there_EX is_VBZ to_II skiers_NN2 ._. 
The_AT snow_NN1 is_VBZ so_RG deep_RR three_MC metres_NNU2 outside_II the_AT door_NN1 here_RL that_CST after_CS big_JJ storms_NN2 ,_, potentially_RR dangerous_JJ ski_NN1 areas_NN2 remain_VV0 inaccessible_JJ for_IF a_AT1 few_DA2 days_NNT2 ._. 
This_DD1 allows_VVZ the_AT snow_NN1 to_TO gain_VVI some_DD stability_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Of_RR21 course_RR22 ,_, the_AT more_DAR snow_NN1 ,_, the_AT more_DAR avalanches_NN2 come_VV0 down_RP on_II21 to_II22 roads_NN2 and_CC into_II the_AT valleys_NN2 ,_, but_CCB it_PPH1 is_VBZ skiers_NN2 who_PNQS are_VBR normally_RR most_RRT at_II risk_NN1 ._. 
'_GE The_AT sub-zero_JJ temperatures_NN2 which_DDQ have_VH0 accompanied_VVN the_AT latest_JJT heavy_JJ storms_NN2 are_VBR good_JJ news_NN1 for_IF skiers_NN2 planning_VVG late_JJ Easter_NNT1 holidays_NN2 ._. 
Not_XX only_RR is_VBZ the_AT snow_NN1 cover_VV0 likely_JJ to_TO remain_VVI comfortable_JJ in_II the_AT high_JJ resorts_NN2 right_RR into_II the_AT start_NN1 of_IO May_NPM1 ,_, but_CCB the_AT lower_JJR the_AT temperature_NN1 ,_, the_AT safer_JJR the_AT snow_NN1 ._. 
'_GE As_CS31 long_CS32 as_CS33 the_AT low_JJ temperatures_NN2 continue_VV0 ,_, we_PPIS2 are_VBR happy_JJ that_CST the_AT avalanche_NN1 danger_NN1 is_VBZ contained_VVN ,_, '_GE added_JJ Dr_NNB Buser_NP1 ._. 
The_AT number_NN1 of_IO skiers_NN2 killed_VVN or_CC injured_VVN on_II piste_NN1 is_VBZ also_RR continuing_VVG to_TO fall_VVI ,_, according_II21 to_II22 statistics_NN released_VVN by_II the_AT Austrian_JJ Ski_NN1 Federation_NN1 ._. 
In_II the_AT 11_MC weeks_NNT2 up_II21 to_II22 March_NPM1 20_MC ,_, a_AT1 total_NN1 of_IO 46_MC people_NN died_VVD on_II the_AT snow_NN1 in_II Austria_NP1 ._. 
The_AT statistics_NN include_VV0 heart_NN1 attacks_NN2 and_CC other_JJ natural_JJ causes_NN2 as_II31 well_II32 as_II33 accidents_NN2 to_II hikers_NN2 ,_, climbers_NN2 ,_, and_CC mountain_NN1 workers_NN2 ._. 
A_AT1 total_NN1 of_IO 14_MC people_NN died_VVD on_II the_AT piste_NN1 including_II four_MC casualties_NN2 of_IO the_AT chairlift_NN1 accident_NN1 in_II Carinthia_NP1 and_CC four_MC heart_NN1 attacks_NN2 ._. 
Only_RR one_MC1 person_NN1 was_VBDZ reported_VVN killed_VVN as_II a_AT1 result_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 collision_NN1 with_IW another_DD1 skier_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 further_JJR eight_MC skiers_NN2 were_VBDR killed_VVN in_II accidents_NN2 close_RR to_II the_AT prepared_JJ piste_NN1 ,_, and_CC 18_MC were_VBDR killed_VVN climbing_NN1 or_CC skiing_NN1 in_II open_JJ country_NN1 ._. 
Dr_NNB Klaus_NP1 Leistner_NP1 ,_, secretary-general_NN1 of_IO the_AT Austrian_JJ Ski_NN1 Federation_NN1 ,_, said_VVD :_: '_" One_MC1 death_NN1 in_II skiing_NN1 is_VBZ one_MC1 death_NN1 too_RG many_DA2 ,_, but_CCB our_APPGE statistics_NN show_VV0 that_CST ,_, because_II21 of_II22 public_JJ awareness_NN1 and_CC the_AT great_JJ improvements_NN2 in_II equipment_NN1 ,_, the_AT sport_NN1 is_VBZ becoming_VVG safer_RRR ._. 
The_AT number_NN1 of_IO injuries_NN2 is_VBZ actually_RR going_VVG down_RP in_II31 proportion_II32 to_II33 the_AT increased_JJ number_NN1 of_IO skiers_NN2 ._. 
'_" When_RRQ you_PPY consider_VV0 that_CST Austrian_JJ lifts_NN2 handled_VVD 480_MC million_NNO passengers_NN2 last_MD year_NNT1 and_CC that_CST 2.5_MC million_NNO native_JJ Austrians_NN2 are_VBR skiers_NN2 excluding_II tourists_NN2 the_AT accident_NN1 figures_NN2 are_VBR very_RG small_JJ ._. 
The_AT chance_NN1 of_IO being_VBG killed_VVN is_VBZ 0.9_MC per_II 100,000_MC ._. 
'_GE Travel_NN1 :_: A_ZZ1 Wright_NP1 little_JJ gem_NN1 Hugh_NP1 Massingberd_NP1 visits_VVZ an_AT1 intimate_JJ manor_NN1 house_NN1 ,_, newly_RR opened_VVN to_II the_AT public_NN1 ,_, in_II the_AT Derbyshire_NP1 plague_NN1 village_NN1 of_IO Eyam_NN1 By_II HUGH_NP1 MASSINGBERD_NP1 TO_TO ARRIVE_VVI from_II London_NP1 at_II Chesterfield_NP1 station_NN1 in_II Derbyshire_NP1 avoiding_VVG the_AT gents_NN2 '_GE toilet_NN1 ,_, where_CS I_PPIS1 have_VH0 slipped_VVN up_RP before_II and_CC then_RT ,_, after_II admiring_VVG the_AT celebrated_JJ crooked_JJ spire_NN1 ,_, to_TO find_VVI myself_PPX1 ,_, within_II a_AT1 few_DA2 minutes_NNT2 ,_, in_II the_AT rugged_JJ landscape_NN1 of_IO the_AT Peak_NN1 ,_, is_VBZ an_AT1 exhilarating_JJ experience_NN1 ._. 
My_APPGE townie_NN1 taxi-driver_NN1 also_RR found_VVD it_PPH1 a_AT1 bewildering_JJ one_PN1 ,_, for_IF the_AT village_NN1 of_IO Eyam_NP1 ,_, tucked_VVD away_RL behind_II the_AT hills_NN2 that_CST form_VV0 Middleton_NP1 Dale_NP1 ,_, is_VBZ still_RR a_AT1 pretty_RG remote_JJ and_CC isolated_JJ spot_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Say_VV0 ,_, duck_NN ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 accosted_VVD a_AT1 woman_NN1 petrol_NN1 pump_NN1 attendant_NN1 ,_, '_GE is_VBZ this_DD1 the_AT right_JJ road_NN1 for_IF Eyam_NN1 ?_? 
'_" '_" Ay_UH ,_, luv_NN1 ,_, '_" she_PPHS1 replied_VVD ,_, '_" it_PPH1 is_VBZ ._. 
'_" Ah_UH !_! 
These_DD2 warm-hearted_JJ Northerners_NN2 ,_, I_PPIS1 reflected_VVD ,_, so_RG gloriously_RR '_GE incorrect_JJ '_GE in_II their_APPGE dealings_NN2 a_AT1 sentiment_NN1 amplified_VVN by_II the_AT sighting_NN1 of_IO an_AT1 advertisement_NN1 for_IF local_JJ keep-fit_JJ classes_NN2 headed_JJ '_GE Tums_NN2 and_CC Bums_NN2 '_GE ._. 
The_AT driver_NN1 assumed_VVD that_CST I_PPIS1 had_VHD come_VVN to_TO see_VVI the_AT church_NN1 at_II Eyam_NP1 ,_, with_IW its_APPGE special_JJ exhibition_NN1 featuring_VVG the_AT events_NN2 of_IO 1665_MC and_CC 1666_MC ,_, when_CS the_AT bubonic_JJ plague_NN1 visited_VVD the_AT village_NN1 ._. 
In_II my_APPGE ignorance_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 had_VHD never_RR heard_VVN of_IO this_DD1 extraordinary_JJ saga_NN1 ,_, and_CC I_PPIS1 did_VDD indeed_RR spend_VVI some_DD absorbing_JJ time_NNT1 in_II the_AT church_NN1 learning_VVG something_PN1 about_II it_PPH1 ._. 
The_AT story_NN1 goes_VVZ that_CST in_II September_NPM1 1665_MC a_AT1 parcel_NN1 of_IO cloth_NN1 arrived_VVD in_II Eyam_NP1 from_II London_NP1 ,_, where_CS the_AT plague_NN1 was_VBDZ then_RT rife_JJ ,_, and_CC infected_VVD the_AT villagers_NN2 ._. 
As_II the_AT plague_NN1 spread_NN1 ,_, some_DD residents_NN2 fled_VVD ,_, including_VVG ,_, I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ sorry_JJ to_TO see_VVI ,_, the_AT local_JJ squirearchical_JJ family_NN1 ,_, the_AT Bradshaws_NP2 ancestors_NN2 ,_, incidentally_RR ,_, of_IO that_DD1 doughty_JJ opponent_NN1 of_IO Fascism_NN1 ,_, Christopher_NP1 Isherwood_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS decamped_VVD to_II California_NP1 in_II 1939_MC ._. 
But_CCB the_AT Rector_NN1 ,_, the_AT Rev_NNB William_NP1 Mompesson_NP1 ,_, stood_VVD firm_JJ and_CC declared_VVD a_AT1 kind_NN1 of_IO quarantine_NN1 ,_, setting_VVG bounds_NN2 round_II the_AT parish_NN1 beyond_II which_DDQ no-one_PN1 was_VBDZ supposed_JJ to_TO pass_VVI ._. 
The_AT big_JJ landowner_NN1 of_IO the_AT region_NN1 ,_, the_AT Earl_NN1 of_IO Devonshire_NP1 ,_, arranged_VVN for_IF food_NN1 and_CC other_JJ necessities_NN2 to_TO be_VBI left_VVN at_II dropping_VVG zones_NN2 ._. 
This_DD1 way_NN1 the_AT infection_NN1 was_VBDZ kept_VVN within_II the_AT parish_NN1 boundaries_NN2 ._. 
It_PPH1 was_VBDZ an_AT1 act_NN1 of_IO heroic_JJ self-sacrifice_NN1 ._. 
Out_II21 of_II22 some_DD 350_MC who_PNQS remained_VVD in_II Eyam_NP1 ,_, only_RR 83_MC survived_VVD ._. 
Mompesson_NN1 ,_, whose_DDQGE wife_NN1 was_VBDZ among_II those_DD2 to_TO succumb_VVI ,_, wrote_VVD that_CST Eyam_NP1 had_VHD become_VVN '_GE a_AT1 Golgotha_NN1 a_AT1 place_NN1 of_IO skulls_NN2 ;_; and_CC had_VHD there_RL no_RR been_VBN a_AT1 small_JJ remnant_NN1 of_IO us_PPIO2 left_VVD ,_, we_PPIS2 had_VHD been_VBN as_CSA Sodom_NP1 and_CC Gomorrah_NP1 ._. 
'_" My_APPGE ears_NN2 never_RR heard_VVN such_DA doleful_JJ lamentations_NN2 ._. 
My_APPGE nose_NN1 never_RR smelt_VVN such_DA noisome_JJ smells_NN2 ,_, and_CC my_APPGE eyes_NN2 never_RR beheld_VVD such_DA ghastly_JJ spectacles_NN2 '_GE ._. 
Moving_VVG and_CC inspiring_JJ though_CS all_DB this_DD1 was_VBDZ ,_, in_II fact_NN1 I_PPIS1 had_VHD come_VVN to_II Eyam_NP1 to_TO attend_VVI the_AT opening_NN1 of_IO Eyam_NP1 Hall_NN1 ,_, in_II the_AT village_NN1 ,_, by_II the_AT present_JJ Duchess_NN1 of_IO Devonshire_NP1 ._. 
It_PPH1 was_VBDZ ,_, as_CSA the_AT Duchess_NN1 said_VVD in_II her_APPGE speech_NN1 ,_, an_AT1 exciting_JJ event_NN1 because_CS Derbyshire_NP1 had_VHD so_RG few_DA2 smaller_JJR manor_NN1 houses_NN2 of_IO this_DD1 type_NN1 open_VV0 to_II the_AT public_NN1 and_CC what_DDQ made_VVD it_PPH1 all_DB the_AT more_RGR special_JJ was_VBDZ the_AT fact_NN1 that_CST Eyam_VV0 Hall_NN1 is_VBZ still_RR the_AT family_NN1 home_NN1 of_IO the_AT Wrights_NP2 ,_, who_PNQS built_VVD (_( or_CC rather_RG rebuilt_JJ )_) it_PPH1 ,_, a_AT1 few_DA2 years_NNT2 after_II the_AT plague_NN1 ,_, in_II 1671_MC ._. 
Eyam_NN1 is_VBZ ,_, in_RR21 short_RR22 ,_, a_AT1 little_JJ gem_NN1 ._. 
Set_VV0 above_II a_AT1 handsome_JJ forecourt_NN1 ,_, the_AT stone_NN1 house_NN1 has_VHZ four_MC well-spaced_JJ bays_NN2 ,_, mullioned_VVD windows_NN2 ,_, parapets_NN2 and_CC gables_NN2 ._. 
Inside_RL is_VBZ a_AT1 cosy_JJ familial_JJ atmosphere_NN1 ,_, enhanced_VVN by_II portraits_NN2 of_IO such_DA worthies_NN2 as_CSA Maj_NNB John_NP1 Wright_NP1 (_( ADC_NP1 to_II '_GE Gentleman_NN1 Johnny_NP1 '_GE Burgoyne_NP1 in_II the_AT American_JJ War_NN1 of_IO Independence_NN1 )_) ,_, and_CC by_II fine_JJ English_JJ furniture_NN1 ._. 
The_AT robust_JJ staircase_NN1 would_VM seem_VVI to_TO be_VBI in_II an_AT1 earlier_JJR style_NN1 than_CSN the_AT architecture_NN1 of_IO the_AT house_NN1 ._. 
Upstairs_RL ,_, the_AT tapestry_NN1 room_NN1 is_VBZ full_JJ of_IO pastoral_JJ patchwork_NN1 incorporating_VVG pieces_NN2 from_II 15th-century_JJ Flemish_JJ work_NN1 ,_, as_II31 well_II32 as_II33 16th-century_JJ Brussels_NP1 tapestries_NN2 ._. 
In_II the_AT library_NN1 there_EX is_VBZ a_AT1 hair-raisingly_RR gory_JJ book_NN1 on_II display_NN1 entitled_VVN A_AT1 Survey_NN1 of_IO the_AT Microcosm_NN1 or_CC The_AT Anatomie_NN1 of_IO the_AT Bodies_NN2 of_IO Man_NN1 and_CC Woman_NN1 (_( 1675_MC )_) by_II Michael_NP1 Spaher_NP1 ._. 
More_RGR reassuringly_RR ,_, there_EX is_VBZ an_AT1 evocative_JJ collection_NN1 of_IO old_JJ toys_NN2 in_II the_AT nursery_NN1 ,_, including_II a_AT1 rocking_JJ horse_NN1 made_VVN by_II Ayres_NP1 in_II the_AT 1890s_MC2 ._. 
The_AT present_JJ Wright_NP1 squire_NN1 ,_, Robert_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 43-year-old_JJ solicitor_NN1 ,_, inherited_VVD the_AT property_NN1 from_II the_AT widow_NN1 of_IO his_APPGE cousin_NN1 Charles_NP1 (_( a_AT1 schoolmaster_NN1 known_VVN as_98 '_GE Daddy_NN1 Wright_NP1 '_GE to_II his_APPGE pupils_NN2 at_II King_NNB Edward_NP1 VI_NP1 Grammar_NN1 School_NN1 in_II Sheffield_NP1 )_) ,_, in_II 1990_MC ._. 
Since_II then_RT ,_, Robert_NP1 and_CC his_APPGE wife_NN1 Nicola_NP1 have_VH0 carried_VVN out_RP a_AT1 thorough_JJ and_CC sympathetic_JJ restoration_NN1 ._. 
Renovations_NN2 in_II the_AT old_JJ kitchen_NN1 have_VH0 revealed_VVN an_AT1 impressive_JJ array_NN1 of_IO stone_NN1 arches_NN2 and_CC flagstones_NN2 ._. 
'_GE The_AT most_RGT nerve-wracking_JJ moment_NN1 ,_, '_" recalls_VVZ Nicola_NP1 Wright_NP1 ,_, '_GE was_VBDZ when_RRQ we_PPIS2 discovered_VVD the_AT live_JJ First_MD World_NN1 War_NN1 German_NN1 mortar_NN1 bomb_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ cousin_NN1 Charles_NP1 had_VHD brought_VVN home_RL as_II a_AT1 souvenir_NN1 ._. 
'_GE The_AT bomb_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ has_VHZ been_VBN safely_RR disposed_VVN of_IO ,_, is_VBZ not_XX on_II display_NN1 ,_, but_CCB there_EX is_VBZ much_DA1 else_RR to_TO admire_VVI in_II the_AT way_NN1 of_IO embroidery_NN1 ,_, china_NN1 ,_, glass_NN1 ,_, silver_NN1 and_CC costume_NN1 ._. 
Eyam_NN1 is_VBZ a_AT1 small_JJ ,_, intimate_JJ house_NN1 ,_, so_RR do_VD0 n't_XX all_DB rush_VVI to_TO see_VVI it_PPH1 at_RR21 once_RR22 ,_, for_IF the_AT guides_NN2 can_VM accommodate_VVI only_RR limited_JJ numbers_NN2 on_II their_APPGE tours_NN2 ._. 
But_CCB while_CS you_PPY are_VBR waiting_VVG ,_, there_EX is_VBZ plenty_PN to_TO see_VVI in_II the_AT historic_JJ '_GE plague_NN1 village_NN1 '_GE ,_, such_II21 as_II22 the_AT village_NN1 stocks_NN2 ,_, the_AT original_NN1 '_GE Plague_NN1 Cottage_NN1 '_GE and_CC ,_, of_RR21 course_RR22 ,_, the_AT church_NN1 of_IO St_NP1 Lawrence_NP1 ._. 
Apart_II21 from_II22 the_AT plague_NN1 exhibition_NN1 ,_, there_EX is_VBZ a_AT1 modern_JJ stained-glass_JJ window_NN1 by_II Alfred_NP1 Fisher_NP1 depicting_VVG the_AT plague_NN1 story_NN1 ;_; a_AT1 Saxon_JJ cross_NN1 combining_VVG pagan_JJ and_CC Christian_JJ symbolism_NN1 ;_; a_AT1 rare_JJ 18th-century_JJ sundial_NN1 ;_; and_CC the_AT tomb_NN1 of_IO Mrs_NNB Mompesson_NP1 ._. 
Oh_UH yes_UH ,_, and_CC do_VD0 n't_XX miss_VVI the_AT gravestone_NN1 in_II the_AT churchyard_NN1 of_IO the_AT Derbyshire_NP1 cricketer_NN1 Harry_NP1 Bagshaw_NP1 ._. 
The_AT ending_NN1 of_IO old_JJ Harry_NP1 's_GE innings_NN is_VBZ represented_VVN by_II a_AT1 ball_NN1 shattering_VVG his_APPGE stumps_NN2 and_CC an_AT1 umpire_NN1 's_GE finger_NN1 raised_VVD unequivocably_RR upwards_RL to_II that_DD1 great_JJ pavilion_NN1 in_II the_AT sky_NN1 ._. 
Eyam_VV0 Hall_NN1 in_II Derbyshire_NP1 is_VBZ off_II the_AT A623_FO ,_, 12_MC miles_NNU2 west_ND1 of_IO Chesterfield_NP1 ,_, 15_MC miles_NNU2 south-west_ND1 of_IO Sheffield_NP1 ._. 
Open_VV0 until_II Oct_NPM1 25_MC on_II Wednesdays_NPD2 ,_, Thursdays_NPD2 and_CC Sundays_NPD2 ,_, plus_II Bank_NN1 Holiday_NN1 Mondays_NPD2 ,_, from_II 11am_RA 4.30pm_RA ._. 
Travel_VV0 :_: The_AT thatched_JJ cottage_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 well-appointed_JJ '_GE cell_NN1 block_NN1 '_GE By_II Paddy_NP1 Burt_NP1 ROLF_NP1 VOSS_NN1 of_IO Yalbury_NP1 Cottage_NN1 Hotel_NN1 is_VBZ not_XX amused_JJ when_CS I_PPIS1 refuse_VV0 to_II book_NN1 in_RP via_II credit_NN1 card_NN1 '_GE I_PPIS1 'll_VM be_VBI paying_VVG by_II cash_NN1 ._. 
'_" Not_XX quite_RG able_JK to_TO turn_VVI this_DD1 down_RP ,_, he_PPHS1 insists_VVZ instead_RR that_CST I_PPIS1 telephone_VV0 him_PPHO1 on_II Saturday_NPD1 morning_NNT1 to_TO confirm_VVI ._. 
When_CS I_PPIS1 do_VD0 ,_, he_PPHS1 throws_VVZ me_PPIO1 ._. 
'_" What_DDQ time_NNT1 will_VM you_PPY be_VBI arriving_VVG ?_? 
'_" '_" Oh_UH about_II half-past_II four_MC ._. 
'_" '_" You_PPY may_VM find_VVI the_AT door_NN1 locked_VVD ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 says_VVZ mysteriously_RR ._. 
'_GE If_CS so_RR ,_, please_RR ring_VV0 the_AT second_MD bell_NN1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 had_VHD understood_VVN Yalbury_NP1 Cottage_NN1 to_TO be_VBI a_AT1 hotel_NN1 ._. 
Indeed_RR ,_, Mr_NNB Voss_NP1 had_VHD last_MD year_NNT1 written_VVN to_II The_AT Daily_JJ Telegraph_NN1 extolling_VVG the_AT place_NN1 '_GE for_IF patrons_NN2 who_PNQS wish_VV0 to_TO relax_VVI in_II comfort_NN1 and_CC splendour_NN1 and_CC enjoy_VVI the_AT delights_NN2 of_IO haute_NN121 cuisine_NN122 '_GE and_CC complaining_VVG that_CST it_PPH1 was_VBDZ n't_XX fair_JJ that_CST Paddy_NP1 Burt_NP1 had_VHD written_VVN about_II a_AT1 nearby_JJ Dorset_NP1 establishment_NN1 (_( albeit_CS unfavourably_RR )_) ._. 
'_" We_PPIS2 consider_VV0 our_APPGE wares_NN2 to_TO be_VBI as_RG good_JJ in_II every_AT1 aspect_NN1 as_CSA those_DD2 provided_VVN at_II the_AT other_JJ hotel_NN1 ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 said_VVD ._. 
But_CCB surely_RR hotels_NN2 are_VBR open_JJ to_II guests_NN2 ?_? 
It_PPH1 seems_VVZ not_XX ._. 
On_II arrival_NN1 we_PPIS2 find_VV0 ourselves_PPX2 ringing_VVG the_AT second_MD bell_NN1 ._. 
Mr_NNB Voss_NP1 goes_VVZ through_II an_AT1 elaborate_JJ unlocking_VVG process_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Naughty_JJ cat_NN1 ,_, she_PPHS1 would_VM n't_XX let_VVI you_PPY in_RP then_RT ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 chides_VVZ the_AT moggie_NN1 disporting_VVG itself_PPX1 on_II the_AT carpet_NN1 ._. 
After_CS we_PPIS2 've_VH0 signed_VVN the_AT visitors_NN2 '_GE book_NN1 ,_, he_PPHS1 reproaches_VVZ my_APPGE husband_NN1 for_IF picking_VVG up_RP his_APPGE bag_NN1 :_: '_" We_PPIS2 have_VH0 a_AT1 bag-carrying_JJ service_NN1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 hang_VV0 on_RP to_II mine_PPGE ,_, thank_VV0 you_PPY very_RG much_DA1 ._. 
Now_RT he_PPHS1 escorts_NN2 us_PPIO2 out_RP into_II the_AT rain_NN1 ,_, along_II a_AT1 gravel_NN1 path_NN1 ,_, through_II another_DD1 locked_JJ door_NN1 and_CC into_II the_AT annexe_NN1 where_CS our_APPGE room_NN1 is_VBZ ._. 
He_PPHS1 's_VBZ extremely_RR cheerful_JJ ,_, if_CS somewhat_RR misguided_JJ ,_, as_CSA he_PPHS1 points_VVZ out_RP the_AT many_DA2 features_NN2 of_IO the_AT room_NN1 ,_, and_CC mentions_VVZ that_CST the_AT public_JJ rooms_NN2 in_II the_AT Cottage_NN1 will_VM be_VBI opened_VVN at_II seven_MC o'clock_RA ._. 
Two_MC minutes_NNT2 later_RRR he_PPHS1 's_VBZ back_RP carrying_VVG the_AT bag_NN1 ._. 
Perhaps_RR he_PPHS1 wants_VVZ a_AT1 tip_NN1 ?_? 
No_UH ,_, he_PPHS1 's_VBZ the_AT proprietor_NN1 ._. 
Somewhat_RR gloomily_RR we_PPIS2 fall_VV0 back_RP on_II our_APPGE beds_NN2 in_II the_AT room_NN1 I_PPIS1 have_VH0 by_RT21 now_RT22 christened_VVN the_AT Cell_NN1 Block_NN1 ._. 
There_EX 's_VBZ nothing_PN1 actually_RR wrong_JJ with_IW it_PPH1 ,_, but_CCB it_PPH1 's_VBZ soulless_JJ ._. 
Brownie_NN1 points_NN2 ,_, though_CS ,_, for_IF the_AT clock_NN1 radio_NN1 ,_, iron_NN1 and_CC bathrobes_VVZ if_CS none_PN for_IF the_AT heating_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ consists_VVZ of_IO a_AT1 Dimplex_NN1 convector-cum-night_JJ storage_NN1 heater_NN1 ._. 
We_PPIS2 try_VV0 in_RR21 vain_RR22 to_TO turn_VVI it_PPH1 up_RP ._. 
'_GE Totally_RR unsuitable_JJ for_IF a_AT1 hotel_NN1 room_NN1 ,_, '_" mutters_VVZ my_APPGE husband_NN1 ._. 
As_CSA dinnertime_NNT1 approaches_NN2 ,_, we_PPIS2 cheer_VV0 up_RP ._. 
Hooray_UH ,_, the_AT Cottage_NN1 door_NN1 is_VBZ unlocked_VVN and_CC there_EX 's_VBZ a_AT1 rather_RG nice_JJ sitting-room_NN1 with_IW armchairs_NN2 and_CC sofas_NN2 and_CC real_JJ people_NN sitting_VVG there_RL studying_VVG menus_NN2 and_CC wine_NN1 lists_NN2 ._. 
The_AT menu_NN1 describes_VVZ itself_PPX1 as_II a_AT1 '_GE Supper_NN1 Menu_NN1 '_GE and_CC emphasises_VVZ there_EX 's_VBZ no_AT need_NN1 for_IF reservations_NN2 ._. 
My_APPGE husband_NN1 chooses_VVZ poached_JJ gougons_NN2 of_IO halibut_NN ,_, salmon_NN ,_, sole_JJ and_CC prawns_NN2 in_II a_AT1 white-wine_JJ sauce_NN1 with_IW mushrooms_NN2 and_CC asparagus_NN1 finished_VVN with_IW fondant_NN1 potatoes_NN2 topped_VVN with_IW cheese_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 green_JJ salad_NN1 phew_UH !_! 
And_CC funny_JJ my_APPGE tender_JJ breast_NN1 of_IO chicken_NN1 filled_VVN with_IW garlic_NN1 butter_NN1 and_CC herbs_NN2 sauteed_VV0 in_II sunflower_NN1 oil_NN1 with_IW savoury_JJ rice_NN1 and_CC side_NN1 salad_NN1 reminds_VVZ me_PPIO1 of_IO the_AT chicken_NN1 Kiev_NP1 we_PPIS2 occasionally_RR buy_VV0 in_II the_AT supermarket_NN1 ._. 
The_AT puddings_NN2 are_VBR in_II the_AT same_DA mould_NN1 ._. 
The_AT first_MD wine_NN1 we_PPIS2 order_VV0 is_VBZ off_RP ,_, the_AT second_MD arrives_VVZ ,_, with_IW apologies_NN2 ,_, unchilled_JJ while_NNT1 at_II another_DD1 table_NN1 a_AT1 woman_NN1 complains_VVZ her_APPGE bottle_NN1 of_IO red_NN1 is_VBZ too_RG warm_JJ ._. 
Coffee_NN1 's_GE extra_JJ ._. 
Back_NN1 to_II our_APPGE cell_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ ,_, after_CS a_AT1 word_NN1 with_IW Mr_NNB V._NNU ,_, is_VBZ like_II a_AT1 sauna_NN1 and_CC remains_VVZ so_RG all_DB night_NNT1 despite_II open_JJ windows_NN2 ._. 
And_CC why_RRQ is_VBZ there_EX a_AT1 container_NN1 of_IO cleaning_VVG materials_NN2 in_II our_APPGE '_GE upmarket_JJ '_GE bathroom_NN1 ?_? 
No_AT time_NNT1 to_TO ponder_VVI ._. 
Breakfast_NN1 is_VBZ from_II 8.30_MC to_II 9am_RA ._. 
Glancing_VVG towards_II the_AT car_NN1 park_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 am_VBM transfixed_VVN by_II the_AT sight_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 man_NN1 in_II a_AT1 flat_JJ cap_NN1 cleaning_VVG our_APPGE car_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 never_RR asked_VVD ._. 
At_II breakfast_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 dozy_JJ waitress_NN1 brings_VVZ the_AT wrong_JJ things_NN2 ._. 
When_CS Mr_NNB V._NNU appears_VVZ ,_, we_PPIS2 accuse_VV0 him_PPHO1 of_IO car_NN1 cleaning_NN1 ._. 
'_" It_PPH1 was_VBDZ my_APPGE brother_NN1 ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 jokes_VVZ ._. 
I_PPIS1 suppose_VV0 I_PPIS1 'm_VBM not_XX surprised_JJ ,_, upon_II getting_VVG the_AT bill_NN1 ,_, to_TO find_VVI our_APPGE stay_NN1 is_VBZ n't_XX exactly_RR a_AT1 bargain_NN1 138.60_MC for_IF dinner_NN1 ,_, bed_NN1 and_CC breakfast_NN1 for_IF two_MC ._. 
Mr_NNB Voss_NP1 then_RT adds_VVZ insult_NN1 by_II saying_VVG he_PPHS1 'll_VM give_VVI me_PPIO1 two_MC Yalbury_NP1 Cottage_NN1 postcards_NN2 (_( showing_VVG its_APPGE thatched_JJ cottage_NN1 side_NN1 )_) instead_II21 of_II22 my_APPGE change_NN1 ._. 
Words_NN2 fail_VV0 me_PPIO1 almost_RR ._. 
Travel_VV0 :_: Copse_NN1 and_CC robbers_NN2 Christopher_NP1 Somerville_NP1 sees_VVZ how_RRQ woodland_NN1 has_VHZ usurped_VVN the_AT ancient_JJ cattle_NN2 thieves_NN2 of_IO the_AT Cheviot_NP1 Hills_NNL2 By_II CHRISTOPHER_NP1 SOMERVILLE_NP1 WHEN_RRQ a_AT1 Charlton_NP1 chief_NN1 sat_VVD down_RP to_II dinner_NN1 in_II times_NNT2 gone_VVN by_II and_CC found_VVD a_AT1 spur_NN1 on_II the_AT table_NN1 where_CS his_APPGE meal_NN1 should_VM have_VHI been_VBN ,_, he_PPHS1 knew_VVD the_AT cupboard_NN1 was_VBDZ bare_JJ once_RR21 more_RR22 ._. 
His_APPGE wife_NN1 was_VBDZ telling_VVG him_PPHO1 to_TO saddle_VVI up_RP and_CC steal_VVI a_AT1 fresh_JJ batch_NN1 of_IO cattle_NN2 from_II his_APPGE neighbour_NN1 's_GE herds_NN2 ._. 
The_AT families_NN2 of_IO North_ND1 Tynedale_NP1 in_II westernmost_JJ Northumberland_NP1 Charltons_NP2 and_CC Robsons_NP2 ,_, Milburns_NP1 and_CC Dodds_NP1 were_VBDR never_RR slow_JJ to_TO lay_VVI hands_NN2 on_II each_PPX221 other_PPX222 's_GE property_NN1 in_II the_AT lawless_JJ old_JJ days_NNT2 ._. 
Here_RL ,_, where_CS the_AT Scottish_JJ border_NN1 ran_VVD across_II the_AT Cheviot_NP1 Hills_NNL2 ,_, far_RR from_II civilisation_NN1 ,_, '_GE reiving_NN1 '_GE ,_, or_CC cattle-thieving_NN1 ,_, was_VBDZ a_AT1 way_NN1 of_IO life_NN1 ._. 
Remoteness_NN1 is_VBZ still_RR the_AT keynote_NN1 of_IO this_DD1 region_NN1 ,_, but_CCB a_AT1 Charlton_NP1 reiving_VVG party_NN1 would_VM be_VBI hard_RR put_VVN to_II it_PPH1 these_DD2 days_NNT2 to_TO work_VVI up_RP a_AT1 good_JJ gallop_NN1 along_II the_AT upper_JJ reaches_NN2 of_IO the_AT North_NP1 Tyne_NP1 River_NNL1 ._. 
Since_II 1926_MC the_AT western_JJ fringes_NN2 of_IO the_AT Cheviots_NP2 have_VH0 been_VBN planted_VVN with_IW 250_MC square_JJ miles_NNU2 of_IO close-packed_JJ conifers_NN2 ,_, while_CS in_II their_APPGE depths_NN2 sprawl_VV0 the_AT seven_MC miles_NNU2 of_IO the_AT Kielder_NN1 Water_NN1 reservoir_NN1 ,_, Europe_NP1 's_GE largest_JJT man-made_JJ lake_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 found_VVD it_PPH1 hard_RR to_TO picture_VVI what_DDQ kind_NN1 of_IO landscape_NN1 those_DD2 statistics_NN might_VM have_VHI shaped_VVN ,_, until_CS I_PPIS1 opened_VVD the_AT Ordnance_NN1 Survey_NN1 map_NN1 to_TO find_VVI half_DB of_IO it_PPH1 coloured_JJ green_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 great_JJ blue_JJ stain_NN1 in_II the_AT centre_NN1 ._. 
Kielder_VV0 Water_NN1 is_VBZ beautiful_JJ ,_, and_CC the_AT Kielder_NN1 trees_NN2 formidably_RR impressive_JJ in_II their_APPGE domination_NN1 of_IO the_AT hills_NN2 ._. 
But_CCB by_II the_AT time_NNT1 I_PPIS1 had_VHD turned_VVN off_II the_AT road_NN1 from_II Bellingham_NP1 at_II Kielder_NP1 village_NN1 and_CC driven_VVN up_RP the_AT bumpy_JJ Forest_NN1 Drive_NN1 to_II East_ND1 Kielder_NN1 Farm_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ longing_VVG for_IF the_AT sight_NN1 of_IO something_PN1 other_II21 than_II22 water_NN1 and_CC trees_NN2 ._. 
Relief_NN1 was_VBDZ at_II hand_NN1 ._. 
The_AT farm_NN1 stands_VVZ on_II a_AT1 spur_NN1 of_IO moorland_NN1 on_II the_AT northern_JJ edge_NN1 of_IO the_AT forest_NN1 ,_, and_CC within_II 10_MC minutes_NNT2 I_PPIS1 had_VHD turned_VVN my_APPGE back_NN1 on_II the_AT corduroy_NN1 battalions_NN2 of_IO trees_NN2 and_CC was_VBDZ striding_VVG under_II a_AT1 still_RR ,_, cloudy_JJ sky_NN1 over_II tussocks_NN2 of_IO rush_NN1 and_CC coarse_JJ grass_NN1 ,_, with_IW my_APPGE face_NN1 to_II the_AT long_JJ ,_, bare_JJ shoulders_NN2 of_IO open_JJ hillside_NN1 that_CST flank_VV0 the_AT winding_JJ shallows_NN2 of_IO the_AT East_ND1 Kielder_NN1 Burn_NN1 ._. 
The_AT footpath_NN1 that_CST runs_VVZ with_IW the_AT burn_NN1 is_VBZ not_XX one_MC1 of_IO those_DD2 carefully_RR waymarked_JJ and_CC leafleted_VVD by_II the_AT Forestry_NN1 Commission_NN1 ._. 
There_EX are_VBR few_DA2 attractions_NN2 for_IF the_AT Kielder_NN1 tourist_NN1 here_RL ._. 
The_AT burn_NN1 threads_VVZ a_AT1 wild_JJ and_CC inhospitable_JJ crevice_NN1 of_IO the_AT hills_NN2 ,_, where_CS the_AT wind_NN1 blows_VVZ cold_JJ and_CC the_AT sense_NN1 of_IO isolation_NN1 grows_VVZ with_IW each_DD1 lonely_JJ mile_NNU1 ._. 
Walking_VVG here_RL ,_, you_PPY leave_VV0 the_AT 20th_MD century_NNT1 behind_RL on_II the_AT outskirts_NN2 of_IO the_AT forest_NN1 and_CC enter_VV0 the_AT reconstructed_JJ emptiness_NN1 in_II which_DDQ the_AT reivers_NN2 and_CC cross-border_JJ raiders_NN2 of_IO the_AT past_NN1 could_VM operate_VVI unhindered_JJ ._. 
I_PPIS1 squelched_VVD across_II tiny_JJ burns_NN2 running_VVG in_II black_JJ channels_NN2 of_IO peat_NN1 ,_, and_CC stood_VVD looking_VVG down_RP from_II the_AT hillside_NN1 on_II21 to_II22 the_AT grey_JJ roofs_NN2 of_IO Scaup_NP1 Farm_NN1 ._. 
The_AT hollow_JJ barking_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 dog_NN1 came_VVD from_II one_MC1 of_IO the_AT stone_NN1 sheds_NN2 ,_, but_CCB there_EX was_VBDZ no_AT sign_NN1 of_IO life_NN1 around_II the_AT buildings_NN2 ._. 
Scaup_NN1 must_VM be_VBI just_RR21 about_RR22 the_AT loneliest_JJT farm_NN1 in_II England_NP1 ,_, tucked_VVD down_RP in_II the_AT shelter_NN1 of_IO the_AT hills_NN2 with_IW Kielder_NP1 Forest_NN1 's_GE dark_JJ mass_NN1 blocking_VVG its_APPGE southward_RL view_NN1 and_CC the_AT narrowing_JJ valley_NN1 of_IO the_AT burn_NN1 filling_VVG half_DB the_AT sky_NN1 to_II the_AT north_ND1 ._. 
The_AT East_ND1 Kielder_NN1 Burn_NN1 divides_VVZ here_RL into_II Scaup_NP1 Burn_NN1 and_CC White_JJ Kielder_NN1 Burn_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 dropped_VVD down_II the_AT hill_NN1 to_TO ford_VVI White_JJ Kielder_NN1 upstream_RL of_IO the_AT ruined_JJ farmstead_NN1 of_IO Kielder_NP1 Head_NN1 ,_, where_CS a_AT1 line_NN1 of_IO stunted_JJ alders_NN2 ,_, shaggy_JJ with_IW lichen_NN1 ,_, leaned_VVD over_RP their_APPGE leafless_JJ reflections_NN2 in_II the_AT peat-brown_JJ water_NN1 ._. 
Spring_NN1 comes_VVZ late_RR to_II this_DD1 windbitten_VVN and_CC rain-soaked_JJ valley_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB there_EX were_VBDR new-born_JJ lambs_NN2 in_II the_AT sheep_NN pens_NN2 of_IO Scaup_NP1 ,_, and_CC a_AT1 cheery_JJ '_" Hello_UH now_RT '_GE from_II the_AT farmer_NN1 and_CC his_APPGE wife_NN1 tending_VVG them_PPHO2 ._. 
Those_DD2 were_VBDR the_AT last_MD human_JJ voices_NN2 I_PPIS1 heard_VVD all_DB day_NNT1 ._. 
No-one_PN1 lives_VVZ up_RP here_RL in_II the_AT cleft_NN1 of_IO the_AT White_JJ Kielder_NN1 Burn_NN1 ._. 
The_AT rough_JJ land_NN1 is_VBZ altogether_RR too_RG harsh_JJ and_CC unyielding_JJ ,_, giving_VVG sustenance_NN1 only_RR to_II sheep_NN ,_, and_CC to_II the_AT conifers_NN2 high_RR on_II the_AT flanks_NN2 of_IO East_ND1 Kielder_NN1 Moor_NN1 and_CC Grey_NP1 Mares_NP1 Knowe_NP1 ,_, immense_JJ sweeps_NN2 of_IO hillside_NN1 to_II right_NN1 and_CC left_JJ of_IO the_AT valley_NN1 ._. 
The_AT footpath_NN1 on_II the_AT left_JJ bank_NN1 of_IO the_AT burn_NN1 was_VBDZ little_RR better_RRR than_CSN a_AT1 sheep_NN track_NN1 ,_, but_CCB there_EX were_VBDR clues_NN2 to_II its_APPGE former_DA importance_NN1 as_II a_AT1 droving_JJ road_NN1 over_II the_AT hills_NN2 to_II Byrness_NP1 in_II Redesdale_NP1 ._. 
Large_JJ boulders_NN2 stood_VVD out_RP beside_II the_AT path_NN1 as_CSA grey_JJ blobs_NN2 in_II the_AT featureless_JJ sheets_NN2 of_IO pale_JJ grass_NN1 ,_, and_CC flat_JJ stones_NN2 had_VHD been_VBN placed_VVN as_CSA bridges_NN2 across_II the_AT burns_NN2 ,_, their_APPGE backs_NN2 hollowed_VVD by_II the_AT tread_NN1 of_IO feet_NN2 through_II the_AT centuries_NNT2 ._. 
Following_VVG these_DD2 now_RT disregarded_VVD signs_NN2 of_IO past_JJ activity_NN1 along_II the_AT old_JJ path_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 traversed_VVD the_AT hillside_NN1 and_CC came_VVD down_RP to_II a_AT1 crumbling_JJ stone_NN1 sheepfold_RR with_IW the_AT roofless_JJ remains_NN2 of_IO a_AT1 shepherd_NN1 's_GE hut_NN1 built_VVN into_II one_MC1 wall_NN1 ._. 
The_AT tiny_JJ single_JJ room_NN1 was_VBDZ jammed_VVN with_IW the_AT mossy_JJ timbers_NN2 of_IO disused_JJ sheep_NN pens_NN2 ,_, but_CCB the_AT little_JJ iron_NN1 fire_NN1 grate_VV0 that_CST once_RR warmed_VVD the_AT hardy_JJ men_NN2 who_PNQS worked_VVD here_RL was_VBDZ still_RR set_VVN in_II the_AT foot_NN1 of_IO the_AT hut_NN1 's_GE tottering_JJ gable_NN1 end_NN1 ,_, and_CC the_AT massive_JJ stone_NN1 lintel_NN1 had_VHD not_XX yet_RR fallen_VVN from_II its_APPGE place_NN1 above_II the_AT doorway_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 dipper_NN1 flew_VVD up_RP from_II the_AT burn_NN1 as_CSA I_PPIS1 emerged_VVD from_II the_AT hut_NN1 ,_, his_APPGE white_JJ breast_NN1 flashing_VVG as_CSA he_PPHS1 darted_VVD downstream_RL ._. 
Somewhere_RL ahead_RL in_II the_AT crags_NN2 of_IO Kielderhead_NP1 Moor_NN1 a_AT1 hawk_NN1 was_VBDZ whistling_VVG ,_, a_AT1 piercing_JJ sound_NN1 in_II the_AT lonely_JJ valley_NN1 ,_, overlain_VVN for_IF a_AT1 few_DA2 heart-stopping_JJ moments_NN2 by_II the_AT snarl_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 jet_NN1 ._. 
That_DD1 jarring_JJ manifestation_NN1 of_IO furious_JJ technology_NN1 seemed_VVD as_RG remote_JJ and_CC ridiculous_JJ as_II a_AT1 dream_NN1 ,_, as_CSA silence_NN1 settled_VVD down_RP on_II Kielderhead_NP1 and_CC the_AT hawk_NN1 's_GE whistle_NN1 came_VVD down_RP from_II the_AT moors_NN2 ._. 
The_AT valley_NN1 of_IO the_AT White_JJ Kielder_NN1 Burn_NN1 steepened_VVD again_RT as_CSA I_PPIS1 trudged_VVD north_ND1 ,_, its_APPGE curves_NN2 tightening_VVG ._. 
Now_RT the_AT path_NN1 ran_VVD through_II heather_NN1 high_JJ above_II the_AT burn_NN1 ,_, past_JJ circular_NN1 sheepfolds_VVZ long_RR disused_JJ and_CC over_II the_AT stony_JJ beds_NN2 of_IO side_NN1 streams_NN2 where_RRQ the_AT grass_NN1 hung_VVD smooth_JJ and_CC inviting_JJ ,_, concealing_VVG ankle-breaking_JJ drops_NN2 ._. 
A_AT1 mile_NNU1 above_II the_AT shepherd_NN1 's_GE hut_NN1 the_AT hillsides_NN2 ceased_VVD their_APPGE upward_JJ rolling_JJ and_CC curved_VVD together_RL to_TO form_VVI a_AT1 dead-end_NN1 valley_NN1 of_IO broad-breasted_JJ slopes_NN2 five_MC miles_NNU2 from_II the_AT nearest_JJT tarmac_NN1 road_NN1 ,_, hidden_VVN deep_RR in_II the_AT folds_NN2 of_IO the_AT moors_NN2 ._. 
The_AT old_JJ drover_NN1 's_GE road_NN1 turned_VVD aside_RL here_RL and_CC climbed_VVD under_II the_AT rock_NN1 faces_NN2 of_IO White_NP1 Crags_NP2 to_TO continue_VVI its_APPGE lonely_JJ course_NN1 over_II Girdle_NN1 Fell_NN1 and_CC down_RP into_II Redesdale_NP1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 could_VM have_VHI gone_VVN with_IW it_PPH1 ,_, giving_VVG myself_PPX1 four_MC blissful_JJ miles_NNU2 of_IO upland_NN1 walking_NN1 followed_VVN by_II as_RG many_DA2 miserable_JJ hours_NNT2 of_IO fruitless_JJ searching_VVG for_IF return_NN1 transport_NN1 to_II East_ND1 Kielder_NN1 Farm_NN1 ._. 
Instead_RR I_PPIS1 lay_VVD back_RP in_II the_AT heather_NN1 and_CC savoured_VVD the_AT trickle_NN1 of_IO the_AT burn_NN1 and_CC the_AT crisp_JJ smell_NN1 of_IO peat-laden_JJ ground_NN1 ._. 
Not_XX a_AT1 sign_NN1 of_IO spring_NN1 had_VHD yet_RR penetrated_VVN this_DD1 secret_JJ valley_NN1 ,_, but_CCB another_DD1 month_NNT1 would_VM put_VVI that_DD1 right_JJ ._. 
There_EX were_VBDR five_MC miles_NNU2 of_IO return_NN1 tramping_VVG to_TO face_VVI ,_, but_CCB they_PPHS2 ,_, too_RR ,_, could_VM wait_VVI awhile_RR ._. 
Travel_VV0 :_: A_AT1 pilgrimage_NN1 sans_FW progress_NN1 Elisabeth_NP1 de_NP1 Stroumillo_NP1 potters_VVZ round_II Poitou_NP1 By_II ELISABETH_NP1 DE_NP1 STROUMILLO_NP1 PEOPLE_NN tend_VV0 to_TO look_VVI vague_JJ when_CS you_PPY mention_VV0 Poitou_NP1 ._. 
'_" Umm_UH ..._... not_XX a_AT1 part_NN1 of_IO France_NP1 we_PPIS2 know_VV0 ..._... where_CS exactly_RR is_VBZ it_PPH1 ?_? 
'_GE Inland_JJ of_IO La_NP1 Rochelle_NP1 ,_, you_PPY say_VV0 ;_; north_ND1 of_IO Cognac_NN1 and_CC east_ND1 of_IO Limoges_NP2 ._. 
You_PPY sort_RR21 of_RR22 pass_VV0 it_PPH1 without_IW realising_VVG ,_, going_VVG to_II the_AT Dordogne_NP1 ._. 
'_" Ah_UH yes_UH Cognac_NN1 ._. 
Nice_JJ is_VBZ it_PPH1 ?_? 
'_GE Well_NN1 ,_, better_RRR than_CSN that_DD1 ,_, and_CC one_MC1 of_IO the_AT best_JJT things_NN2 about_II it_PPH1 is_VBZ the_AT fact_NN1 that_CST so_RG few_DA2 people_NN ,_, except_CS the_AT French_JJ themselves_PPX2 ,_, bother_VV0 with_IW it_PPH1 ._. 
Even_RR for_IF France_NP1 ,_, the_AT variety_NN1 to_TO be_VBI found_VVN is_VBZ enormous_JJ ._. 
My_APPGE passion_NN1 is_VBZ for_IF its_APPGE numerous_JJ Romanesque_JJ churches_NN2 ,_, in_II most_DAT cases_NN2 humbly_RR proportioned_VVN but_CCB elevated_VVD into_II unique_JJ works_NN of_IO art_NN1 by_II the_AT richness_NN1 of_IO their_APPGE exquisitely-sculpted_JJ decoration_NN1 ;_; to_TO go_VVI to_II Poitou/Saintonge_NP1 and_CC not_XX look_VV0 at_II any_DD of_IO its_APPGE churches_NN2 would_VM be_VBI like_II going_VVG to_II an_AT1 African_JJ game_NN1 reserve_NN1 and_CC ignoring_VVG the_AT animals_NN2 ._. 
For_IF serious_JJ drinkers_NN2 there_EX is_VBZ the_AT production_NN1 of_IO cognac_NN1 to_TO investigate_VVI around_II Cognac_NN1 ,_, plus_II the_AT chance_NN1 to_TO sample_VVI pineau_NN1 ,_, the_AT powerful_JJ local_JJ aperitif_NN1 made_VVN from_II young_JJ wine_NN1 laced_VVN with_IW cognac_NN1 ._. 
To_II the_AT north_ND1 ,_, where_CS Poitou_NP1 borders_NN2 on_II the_AT Vendee_NN1 ,_, shapely_JJ clumps_NN2 of_IO trees_NN2 are_VBR almost_RR the_AT only_JJ punctuation_NN1 marks_NN2 on_II widespreading_VVG marshy_JJ landscapes_NN2 ;_; to_II the_AT south_ND1 it_PPH1 bubbles_VVZ with_IW little_DA1 rolling_JJ hills_NN2 ._. 
Water_NN1 is_VBZ everywhere_RL :_: canals_NN2 ,_, streams_NN2 ,_, small_JJ busy_JJ rivers_NN2 with_IW charming_JJ names_NN2 like_II the_AT Boutonne_NP1 ,_, the_AT Mignon_NN1 and_CC the_AT Belle_NP1 ,_, and_CC big_JJ lazy_JJ rivers_NN2 like_II the_AT Sevre_NP1 Niortaise_NP1 and_CC the_AT Charente_NN1 ._. 
The_AT lower_JJR reaches_NN2 of_IO the_AT Sevre_NP1 Niortaise_NP1 are_VBR swollen_VVN with_IW the_AT waters_NN2 that_CST once_RR covered_VVD the_AT whole_JJ area_NN1 ,_, until_CS medieval_JJ monks_NN2 started_VVD to_TO dig_VVI a_AT1 spider-web_NN1 of_IO ditches_NN2 to_TO drain_VVI it_PPH1 ._. 
Now_RT the_AT Marais_NP1 Poitevin_NP1 is_VBZ a_AT1 pleasantly_RR low-profile_JJ tourist_NN1 attraction_NN1 where_CS you_PPY can_VM take_VVI canal-boat_JJ trips_NN2 from_II villages_NN2 that_CST have_VH0 hardly_RR changed_VVN in_II the_AT 15-odd_JJ years_NNT2 I_PPIS1 've_VH0 known_VVN them_PPHO2 :_: Maillezais_NP1 ,_, with_IW a_AT1 huge_JJ and_CC rather_RG dull_JJ ruined_JJ abbey_NN1 ,_, and_CC Coulon_NP1 ,_, where_CS I_PPIS1 first_MD ate_VVD the_AT delicious_JJ local_JJ version_NN1 of_IO moules_NN2 marinieres_NN2 called_VVN mouclade_NN1 ._. 
Drifting_VVG between_II grassy_JJ polders_NN2 to_II which_DDQ farmers_NN2 have_VH0 to_TO ferry_VVI their_APPGE cattle_NN2 in_II punts_NN2 ,_, or_CC following_VVG leafy_JJ twisting_JJ lanes_NN2 marked_VVN only_RR by_II rusty_JJ signs_NN2 proclaiming_VVG the_AT '_GE Venise_NP1 Verte_NP1 '_GE ,_, you_PPY 're_VBR in_II an_AT1 all-green_JJ ,_, mysteriously_RR silent_JJ world_NN1 ;_; only_RR the_AT occasional_JJ fisherman_NN1 ,_, twitching_VVG his_APPGE rod_NN1 above_II the_AT algae-smothered_JJ waters_NN2 ,_, disturbs_VVZ the_AT stillness_NN1 ._. 
There_EX is_VBZ more_DAR greenery_NN1 further_RRR south_ND1 in_II the_AT deep_JJ forest_NN1 of_IO Chize_NP1 (_( with_IW the_AT fine_JJ Renaissance_NN1 chateau_NN1 of_IO Dampierre-sur-Boutonne_NP1 at_II its_APPGE edge_NN1 )_) ;_; and_CC more_DAR marshes_NN2 to_II the_AT west_ND1 around_II Rochefort_NP1 and_CC Marennes_NP2 ,_, where_CS those_DD2 mussels_NN2 and_CC oysters_NN2 are_VBR raised_VVN ._. 
One_MC1 of_IO the_AT region_NN1 's_GE strangest_JJT townlets_NN2 sits_VVZ on_II those_DD2 marshes_NN2 :_: Brouage_NP1 ._. 
Somnolent_NP1 now_RT within_II its_APPGE low_JJ grey_JJ walls_NN2 and_CC stumpy_JJ towers_NN2 ,_, it_PPH1 was_VBDZ once_RR rich_JJ on_II salt_NN1 ,_, and_CC powerful_JJ to_TO boot_VVI ._. 
It_PPH1 had_VHD a_AT1 son_NN1 to_TO be_VBI proud_JJ of_IO :_: Samuel_NP1 Champlain_NN1 ,_, founder_NN1 of_IO Quebec_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS was_VBDZ born_VVN there_RL around_RG 1569_MC ._. 
A_AT1 century_NNT1 later_RRR ,_, it_PPH1 had_VHD an_AT1 adoptive_JJ daughter_NN1 to_TO weep_VVI for_IF :_: 20-year-old_JJ Marie_NP1 Mancini_NP1 ,_, niece_NN1 of_IO Louis_NP1 XIV_MC 's_GE minister_NN1 Mazarin_NN1 ._. 
She_PPHS1 went_VVD there_RL when_CS her_APPGE romance_NN1 with_IW the_AT young_JJ king_NN1 was_VBDZ quashed_VVN for_IF political_JJ reasons_NN2 ._. 
Months_NNT2 later_RRR ,_, when_CS Marie_NP1 had_VHD departed_VVN ,_, Louis_NP1 is_VBZ said_VVN to_TO have_VHI paused_VVN nostalgically_RR at_II Brouage_NP1 on_II his_APPGE way_NN1 to_II Paris_NP1 after_II marrying_VVG the_AT Spanish_JJ Infanta_NN1 at_II St_NP1 Jean-de-Luz_NP1 ._. 
As_CSA you_PPY come_VV0 back_RP from_II Brouage_NP1 towards_II St_NP1 Jean-d'Angely_NP1 on_II the_AT D18_FO via_II the_AT canalside_NN1 village_NN1 of_IO Pont-l'Abbe-d'Arnoult_NP1 ,_, with_IW a_AT1 lovely_JJ Romanesque_JJ church_NN1 faade_VV0 a_AT1 sign_NN1 at_II the_AT junction_NN1 of_IO the_AT D122_FO points_VVZ you_PPY to_II the_AT chateau_NN1 whose_DDQGE improbably_RR perfect_JJ lake_NN1 and_CC gardens_NN2 stare_VV0 at_II you_PPY from_II posters_NN2 throughout_II the_AT region_NN1 :_: La_NP1 Roche_NP1 Courbon_NP1 ._. 
Its_APPGE most_RGT surprising_JJ room_NN1 ,_, covered_VVN from_II ceiling_NN1 to_II floor_NN1 in_II 17th-century_JJ paintings_NN2 ,_, should_VM be_VBI a_AT1 salon_NN1 or_CC library_NN1 ;_; instead_RR ,_, a_AT1 dotty_JJ stone_NN1 bathtub_NN1 was_VBDZ set_VVN into_II one_MC1 wall_NN1 at_II a_AT1 later_JJR date_NN1 by_II a_AT1 lady_NN1 called_VVN Charlotte_NP1 ._. 
She_PPHS1 never_RR used_VVD it_PPH1 ,_, having_VHG got_VVN some_DD of_IO the_AT plumbing_NN1 details_NN2 wrong_JJ ._. 
Wriggling_VVG across_II country_NN1 on_II the_AT D216_FO to_II Port-d'Envaux_NN1 ,_, you_PPY come_VV0 to_II two_MC more_DAR chateaux_NN2 :_: 18th-century_JJ Panloy_NN1 ,_, flaking_VVG romantically_RR away_RL on_II its_APPGE hillock_NN1 overlooking_VVG a_AT1 bend_NN1 in_II the_AT Charente_NN1 and_CC ,_, almost_RR next_MD door_NN1 ,_, the_AT much_RR older_JJR ,_, moated_JJ Crazannes_NP2 ,_, half-smothered_NN1 in_II amazing_JJ flamboyant_JJ Gothic_JJ carving_NN1 ._. 
Crossing_VVG the_AT autoroute_NN1 and_CC turning_VVG north_ND1 on_II the_AT D127_FO brings_VVZ you_PPY to_II St_NP1 Jean-d'Angely_NP1 by_II31 way_II32 of_II33 the_AT isolated_JJ church_NN1 of_IO Fenioux_NN1 ._. 
Its_APPGE conically-roofed_JJ tower_NN1 ,_, hugged_VVD about_RP by_II a_AT1 brood_NN1 of_IO smaller_JJR roofs_NN2 shaped_VVN like_II candle_NN1 snuffers_NN2 ,_, is_VBZ visible_JJ for_IF miles_NNU2 ._. 
St_NP1 Jean-d'Angely_NP1 is_VBZ a_AT1 charming_JJ little_JJ town_NN1 :_: there_EX are_VBR good_JJ shops_NN2 as_II31 well_II32 as_II33 half-timbered_JJ houses_NN2 along_II its_APPGE narrow_JJ old_JJ streets_NN2 ,_, one_PN1 spanned_VVD by_II an_AT1 ancient_JJ bell-tower_NN1 ._. 
There_EX 's_VBZ also_RR a_AT1 Renaissance_NN1 fountain_NN1 ,_, and_CC an_AT1 extremely_RR odd_JJ conglomeration_NN1 of_IO church_NN1 buildings_NN2 comprising_VVG one_MC1 ancient_JJ ruin_NN1 ,_, one_MC1 proper_JJ church_NN1 ,_, and_CC the_AT skeleton_NN1 faade_NN1 and_CC nave_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 rather_RG pompous_JJ and_CC unfinished_JJ 18th-century_JJ abbey_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 makes_VVZ a_AT1 conveniently_RR central_JJ hub_NN1 :_: the_AT Marais_NP1 Poitevin_NP1 village_NN1 of_IO Coulon_NN1 is_VBZ 27_MC miles_NNU2 to_II the_AT north_ND1 by_II the_AT D120_FO ,_, which_DDQ inexplicably_RR changes_VVZ its_APPGE number_NN1 at_II the_AT top_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 hill_NN1 to_II D115_FO ._. 
Niort_NN1 is_VBZ about_II the_AT same_DA distance_NN1 by_II the_AT parallel_NN1 N150_FO ._. 
Saintes_NN2 ,_, with_IW Gallo-Roman_NN1 remains_VVZ ,_, a_AT1 beautiful_JJ Romanesque_JJ abbey_NN1 and_CC an_AT1 atmospheric_JJ medieval_JJ quarter_NN1 ,_, is_VBZ 17_MC miles_NNU2 south_ND1 of_IO St_NP1 Jean_NP1 ;_; 15-odd_JJ miles_NNU2 to_II the_AT north-west_ND1 is_VBZ Surgeres_NP1 ,_, all_DB of_IO whose_DDQGE public_JJ buildings_NN2 ,_, including_II an_AT1 engagingly_RR asymmetrical_JJ church_NN1 ,_, are_VBR within_II the_AT 16th-century_JJ castle_NN1 walls_NN2 ,_, scattered_VVN among_II beautiful_JJ gardens_NN2 and_CC parkland_NN1 perfect_JJ for_IF picnicking_NN1 ._. 
Just_RR under_RG 10_MC miles_NNU2 south-west_ND1 of_IO St_NP1 Jean_NP1 ,_, on_II the_AT Brouage_NP1 road_NN1 ,_, St-Savinien_NN1 is_VBZ at_II the_AT upper_JJ limit_NN1 of_IO the_AT tidal_JJ reaches_NN2 of_IO the_AT Charente_NN1 ._. 
The_AT villagers_NN2 '_GE main_JJ hobby_NN1 seems_VVZ to_TO be_VBI fishing_NN1 with_IW peculiar_JJ ,_, saucer-shaped_JJ nets_NN2 suspended_VVN from_II precariously-perched_JJ bankside_NN1 huts_NN2 ._. 
One_MC1 fisherman_NN1 waxed_VVD lyrical_JJ about_II the_AT variety_NN1 of_IO fish_NN in_II the_AT river_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Even_JJ salmon_NN ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 assured_VVD me_PPIO1 ,_, '_GE but_CCB of_RR21 course_RR22 those_DD2 are_VBR protected_VVN and_CC must_VM be_VBI thrown_VVN back_RP ._. 
Which_DDQ they_PPHS2 are_VBR ..._... normalement_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Like_JJ almost_RR every_AT1 other_JJ Poitevin_NN1 town_NN1 and_CC village_NN1 ,_, St-Savinien_NN1 has_VHZ a_AT1 sweet_JJ Romanesque_JJ church_NN1 ;_; Melle_NP1 ,_, indeed_RR has_VHZ three_MC ._. 
But_CCB Aulnay_NP1 ,_, just_RR over_RG 10_MC miles_NNU2 north-east_ND1 of_IO St_NP1 Jean_NP1 ,_, is_VBZ probably_RR the_AT best_JJT ,_, its_APPGE unassuming_JJ architecture_NN1 a_AT1 perfect_JJ frame_NN1 for_IF the_AT sheer_JJ artistry_NN1 of_IO the_AT carvings_NN2 round_II its_APPGE doors_NN2 and_CC windows_NN2 ._. 
Biblical_JJ motifs_NN2 recur_VV0 some_DD art-experts_NN2 call_VV0 them_PPHO2 sermons_NN2 in_II stone_NN1 ,_, and_CC their_APPGE messages_NN2 would_VM certainly_RR have_VHI been_VBN clear_JJ to_II the_AT often-illiterate_JJ medieval_JJ pilgrims_NN2 trudging_VVG to_II Santiago_NP1 de_NP1 Compostela_NP1 in_II Spain_NP1 ._. 
But_CCB these_DD2 themes_NN2 are_VBR always_RR interspersed_VVN with_IW more_RGR fanciful_JJ ones_NN2 :_: grimacing_VVG masks_NN2 ,_, weird_JJ animals_NN2 ,_, exuberant_JJ abstract_JJ patterns_NN2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 think_VV0 those_DD2 10th-_JJ and_CC 11th-century_JJ sculptors_NN2 were_VBDR motivated_VVN not_XX just_RR by_II piety_NN1 but_CCB also_RR by_II a_AT1 certain_JJ competitive_JJ spirit_NN1 :_: if_CS a_AT1 church_NN1 was_VBDZ finer_JJR than_CSN the_AT one_PN1 in_II the_AT next_MD village_NN1 ,_, more_DAR pilgrims_NN2 would_VM surely_RR pause_VVI there_RL ._. 
Today_RT 's_GE attraction-merchants_NN2 are_VBR doing_VDG no_AT more_DAR to_TO lure_VVI 20th-century_JJ tourists_NN2 than_CSN their_APPGE medieval_JJ forebears_NN2 did_VDD for_IF pilgrims_NN2 ._. 
Travel_VV0 :_: Doing_VDG the_AT Twist_NN1 with_IW the_AT wild_JJ men_NN2 of_IO Borneo_NP1 In_II31 search_II32 of_II33 excitement_NN1 :_: a_AT1 teenager_NN1 describes_VVZ an_AT1 arduous_JJ trek_NN1 on_II the_AT other_JJ side_NN1 of_IO the_AT world_NN1 ;_; her_APPGE mother_NN1 describes_VVZ the_AT difficulties_NN2 of_IO dealing_VVG with_IW an_AT1 adventurous_JJ daughter_NN1 ._. 
We_PPIS2 also_RR give_VV0 a_AT1 round-up_NN1 of_IO opportunities_NN2 for_IF those_DD2 setting_VVG their_APPGE sights_NN2 on_II distant_JJ horizons_NN2 Clare_NP1 Keen_NP1 finds_VVZ you_PPY need_VV0 music_NN1 and_CC a_AT1 sense_NN1 of_IO humour_NN1 for_IF the_AT jungle_NN1 By_II CLARE_NP1 KEEN_NP1 OUR_APPGE CAMPING_NN1 gear_NN1 included_VVD army_NN1 surplus_NN1 hammock_NN1 ,_, mosquito_NN1 net_NN1 and_CC waterproof_JJ poncho_NN1 ._. 
The_AT one_PN1 essential_JJ not_XX on_II our_APPGE kit-list_NN1 was_VBDZ a_AT1 sense_NN1 of_IO humour_NN1 ,_, and_CC anyone_PN1 who_PNQS forgot_VVD this_DD1 suffered_VVD for_IF it_PPH1 ._. 
At_RR21 least_RR22 the_AT teasing_NN1 was_VBDZ entirely_RR indiscriminate_JJ ._. 
Privacy_NN1 was_VBDZ not_XX a_AT1 word_NN1 in_II our_APPGE vocabulary_NN1 ,_, and_CC postcards_NN2 and_CC diaries_NN2 were_VBDR mercilessly_RR read_VVN aloud_RR as_CSA we_PPIS2 trekked_VVD through_II the_AT jungle_NN1 of_IO North_ND1 Borneo_NP1 ._. 
There_EX were_VBDR 13_MC of_IO us_PPIO2 ,_, aged_II 17_MC 19_MC ,_, and_CC we_PPIS2 were_VBDR on_II a_AT1 month-long_JJ adventure_NN1 organised_VVN by_II World_NN1 Challenge_NN1 Expeditions_NN2 ,_, a_AT1 company_NN1 which_DDQ offers_VVZ young_JJ people_NN the_AT opportunity_NN1 to_TO join_VVI treks_NN2 around_II the_AT world_NN1 ,_, from_II the_AT mountains_NN2 of_IO Nepal_NP1 to_II the_AT rainforests_NN2 of_IO Ecuador_NP1 ._. 
The_AT expeditions_NN2 are_VBR based_VVN on_II the_AT ethos_NN1 of_IO '_GE Challenge_NN1 ,_, Participation_NN1 and_CC Environment_NN1 '_GE ,_, and_CC strong_JJ emphasis_NN1 is_VBZ also_RR placed_VVN on_II teamwork_NN1 and_CC leadership_NN1 ._. 
Selection_NN1 for_IF the_AT trip_NN1 involved_VVD an_AT1 interview_NN1 for_IF every_AT1 candidate_NN1 and_CC ,_, for_IF some_DD ,_, an_AT1 assessment_NN1 weekend_NNT1 ,_, though_CS I_PPIS1 missed_VVD this_DD1 as_CSA I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ a_AT1 late_JJ entrant_NN1 ._. 
The_AT build-up_NN1 training_NN1 at_II Easthampstead_NP1 Park_NN1 ,_, in_II Berkshire_NP1 ,_, was_VBDZ a_AT1 chance_NN1 for_IF the_AT group_NN1 and_CC the_AT two_MC leaders_NN2 to_TO get_VVI to_TO know_VVI each_PPX221 other_PPX222 ._. 
People_NN came_VVD from_II all_RR over_II Britain_NP1 from_II a_AT1 quiet_JJ Scottish_JJ village_NN1 to_II the_AT suburbs_NN2 of_IO Manchester_NP1 but_CCB everyone_PN1 appeared_VVD to_TO have_VHI a_AT1 relatively_RR comfortable_JJ background_NN1 ._. 
This_DD1 did_VDD not_XX mean_VVI their_APPGE parents_NN2 had_VHD happily_RR shelled_VVN out_RP the_AT 2,000_MC for_IF the_AT trip_NN1 many_DA2 had_VHD been_VBN sponsored_VVN by_II local_JJ firms_NN2 and_CC one_MC1 girl_NN1 had_VHD taken_VVN out_RP a_AT1 bank_NN1 loan_NN1 ._. 
As_CSA guidebooks_NN2 will_VM tell_VVI you_PPY ,_, you_PPY should_VM not_XX rush_VVI your_APPGE acclimatisation_NN1 period_NN1 when_RRQ you_PPY arrive_VV0 in_II the_AT Far_JJ East_ND1 ._. 
But_CCB we_PPIS2 had_VHD only_RR a_AT1 month_NNT1 in_II Borneo_NP1 and_CC after_CS just_RR three_MC days_NNT2 rather_II21 than_II22 the_AT recommended_JJ three_MC weeks_NNT2 relaxing_VVG in_II Miri_NP1 ,_, the_AT capital_NN1 of_IO Sarawak_NP1 ,_, we_PPIS2 were_VBDR looking_VVG forward_RL to_II getting_VVG down_RP to_II some_DD trekking_NN1 ,_, the_AT purpose_NN1 of_IO the_AT trip_NN1 ._. 
This_DD1 first_MD '_GE phase_NN1 '_GE of_IO the_AT trip_NN1 took_VVD us_PPIO2 to_II the_AT caves_NN2 of_IO Mulu_NP1 National_JJ Park_NN1 and_CC Gunung_NP1 Mulu_NP1 mountain_NN1 ._. 
Once_CS we_PPIS2 started_VVD trekking_VVG we_PPIS2 soon_RR discovered_VVD that_CST mental_JJ attitude_NN1 and_CC camaraderie_NN1 were_VBDR far_RG more_RGR important_JJ than_CSN physical_JJ fitness_NN1 ._. 
There_EX was_VBDZ a_AT1 lot_NN1 of_IO teasing_NN1 and_CC we_PPIS2 had_VHD soon_RR thought_VVN up_RP nicknames_NN2 for_IF each_PPX221 other_PPX222 ._. 
As_CSA we_PPIS2 walked_VVD some_DD of_IO us_PPIO2 played_VVD Twenty_MC Questions_NN2 to_TO keep_VVI us_PPIO2 going_VVG ._. 
'_" Yes_UH ,_, '_GE said_VVD the_AT Mr_NNB Bean_NP1 lookalike_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Is_VBZ he_PPHS1 an_AT1 entertainer_NN1 ?_? 
'_GE Others_NN2 preferred_JJ Walkmans_NN2 ._. 
Singing_VVG along_RP to_II them_PPHO2 in_II the_AT middle_NN1 of_IO the_AT jungle_NN1 did_VDD seem_VVI a_RR21 little_RR22 odd_JJ ,_, but_CCB it_PPH1 kept_VVD our_APPGE minds_NN2 off_II things_NN2 ,_, even_CS21 if_CS22 it_PPH1 invited_VVD torrents_NN2 of_IO abuse_NN1 ._. 
Our_APPGE first_MD trek_NN1 ,_, up_II Gunung_NP1 Mulu_NP1 ,_, was_VBDZ the_AT hardest_JJT of_IO the_AT whole_JJ expedition_NN1 and_CC came_VVD as_II a_AT1 shock_NN1 to_II the_AT system_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 was_VBDZ supposed_JJ to_TO take_VVI three_MC to_II five_MC days_NNT2 ,_, but_CCB we_PPIS2 aimed_VVD to_TO do_VDI it_PPH1 in_II two_MC ._. 
Although_CS there_EX were_VBDR tracks_NN2 ,_, they_PPHS2 were_VBDR not_XX very_RG clear_JJ ,_, and_CC the_AT going_NN1 was_VBDZ made_VVN harder_RRR by_II the_AT tree_NN1 roots_NN2 and_CC vines_NN2 which_DDQ tripped_VVD up_RP anyone_PN1 who_PNQS was_VBDZ foolish_JJ enough_RR to_TO try_VVI to_TO look_VVI around_RP ._. 
The_AT climb_NN1 was_VBDZ so_RG steep_JJ that_CST in_II places_NN2 it_PPH1 could_VM be_VBI made_VVN only_RR with_IW the_AT help_NN1 of_IO ropes_NN2 ._. 
The_AT group_NN1 tended_VVD to_TO string_VVI out_RP ,_, with_IW the_AT fittest_JJT boys_NN2 at_II the_AT front_NN1 ,_, and_CC the_AT girls_NN2 well_RR behind_RL ._. 
The_AT leaders_NN2 had_VHD their_APPGE work_NN1 cut_VVN out_RP keeping_VVG the_AT group_NN1 together_RL ,_, and_CC one_MC1 or_CC both_DB2 had_VHD to_TO remain_VVI at_II the_AT back_NN1 to_TO motivate_VVI the_AT slower_JJR ones_NN2 the_AT most_RGT effective_JJ method_NN1 seemed_VVD to_TO be_VBI carrying_VVG their_APPGE kit_NN1 ,_, though_CS this_DD1 tended_VVD to_TO be_VBI a_AT1 last_MD resort_NN1 ._. 
When_CS we_PPIS2 got_VVD to_II the_AT halfway_JJ camp_NN1 ,_, two_MC of_IO us_PPIO2 were_VBDR not_XX feeling_VVG up_II21 to_II22 the_AT rest_NN1 of_IO the_AT climb_NN1 ,_, and_CC spent_VVD the_AT night_NNT1 there_RL ._. 
For_IF those_DD2 who_PNQS made_VVD the_AT summit_NN1 ,_, it_PPH1 was_VBDZ ,_, disappointingly_RR ,_, shrouded_VVN in_II cloud_NN1 ._. 
The_AT next_MD day_NNT1 ,_, although_CS three_MC of_IO the_AT team_NN1 made_VVD the_AT descent_NN1 by_II mid-afternoon_NNT1 ,_, the_AT rest_NN1 spent_VVD three_MC or_CC four_MC hours_NNT2 walking_VVG after_II dark_NN1 ,_, with_IW only_RR a_AT1 few_DA2 torches_NN2 between_II them_PPHO2 to_TO light_VVI the_AT way_NN1 ._. 
To_TO say_VVI we_PPIS2 were_VBDR physically_RR exhausted_VVN does_VDZ not_XX begin_VVI to_TO describe_VVI how_RRQ we_PPIS2 felt_VVD when_CS we_PPIS2 finally_RR made_VVD it_PPH1 ,_, and_CC it_PPH1 was_VBDZ only_RR a_AT1 small_JJ consolation_NN1 to_TO hear_VVI that_CST we_PPIS2 would_VM not_XX start_VVI until_II 9_MC am_RA the_AT following_JJ morning_NNT1 ._. 
This_DD1 trek_NN1 also_RR marked_VVN our_APPGE first_MD encounter_NN1 with_IW leeches_NN2 ._. 
The_AT less_RGR squeamish_JJ members_NN2 of_IO the_AT group_NN1 had_VHD the_AT delight_NN1 of_IO checking_VVG the_AT others_NN2 '_GE feet_NN2 ,_, while_CS they_PPHS2 sat_VVD with_IW gritted_JJ teeth_NN2 and_CC eyes_NN2 tight_RR shut_JJ ._. 
The_AT most_RGT effective_JJ prevention_NN1 for_IF leeches_NN2 was_VBDZ not_XX our_APPGE trouser_NN1 elastics_NN2 ,_, as_CSA we_PPIS2 had_VHD believed_VVN ,_, but_CCB a_AT1 squirt_NN1 of_IO insect_NN1 repellent_NN1 around_II the_AT tops_NN2 of_IO our_APPGE boots_NN2 ._. 
This_DD1 was_VBDZ about_II the_AT only_JJ use_NN1 for_IF insect_NN1 repellent_NN1 ,_, as_CSA the_AT mosquitoes_NN2 seemed_VVD to_TO have_VHI become_VVN hardened_JJ to_II the_AT hundreds_NNO2 of_IO tourists_NN2 who_PNQS had_VHD trekked_VVN through_RP before_II us_PPIO2 ._. 
The_AT next_MD trekking_JJ phase_NN1 ,_, in_II Bario_NP1 ,_, was_VBDZ a_AT1 much_RR easier_JJR eight-day_JJ walk_NN1 through_II a_AT1 series_NN of_IO villages_NN2 ._. 
Although_CS described_VVN by_II the_AT World_NN1 Challenge_NN1 brochure_NN1 as_II an_AT1 area_NN1 rarely_RR visited_VVN by_II Europeans_NN2 ,_, it_PPH1 turned_VVD out_RP to_TO be_VBI popular_JJ enough_RR with_IW tourists_NN2 for_IF each_DD1 village_NN1 to_TO have_VHI its_APPGE own_DA visitors_NN2 '_GE book_NN1 !_! 
The_AT villagers_NN2 lived_VVN in_II a_AT1 single_JJ ,_, communal_JJ building_NN1 known_VVN as_II a_AT1 longhouse_NN1 ,_, built_VVN on_II stilts_NN2 to_TO prevent_VVI flooding_NN1 in_II the_AT rainy_JJ season_NNT1 ._. 
Each_DD1 family_NN1 had_VHD its_APPGE own_DA bedrooms_NN2 in_II one_MC1 building_NN1 ,_, joined_VVN by_II short_JJ plank_NN1 walkways_NN2 to_II the_AT main_JJ living_JJ area_NN1 ,_, where_RRQ again_RT each_DD1 family_NN1 had_VHD its_APPGE own_DA space_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 small_JJ cooking_NN1 area_NN1 ._. 
There_EX were_VBDR no_AT solid_JJ divisions_NN2 between_II neighbours_NN2 ,_, and_CC the_AT children_NN2 played_VVD up_RP and_CC down_RP the_AT length_NN1 of_IO the_AT house_NN1 ._. 
Evening_NNT1 distractions_NN2 were_VBDR few_DA2 ,_, although_CS we_PPIS2 did_VDD hear_VVI Sinead_NP1 O'Connor_NP1 blasting_VVG out_RP in_II the_AT early_JJ hours_NNT2 in_II one_MC1 village_NN1 ,_, and_CC we_PPIS2 spent_VVD one_MC1 evening_NNT1 joining_VVG in_RP with_IW some_DD traditional_JJ dancing_NN1 the_AT original_JJ Twist_NN1 !_! 
The_AT longhouses_NN2 were_VBDR a_AT1 welcome_JJ break_NN1 after_II a_AT1 day_NNT1 's_GE trek_NN1 and_CC were_VBDR a_AT1 great_JJ experience_NN1 ._. 
Our_APPGE hosts_NN2 were_VBDR most_RGT generous_JJ ,_, sharing_VVG their_APPGE food_NN1 with_IW us_PPIO2 and_CC insisting_VVG on_II giving_VVG us_PPIO2 their_APPGE bedrooms_NN2 ._. 
This_DD1 made_VVD our_APPGE Bario_NN1 trek_VVI the_AT easiest_JJT in_II31 terms_II32 of_II33 home_NN1 comforts_NN2 ._. 
For_IF much_DA1 of_IO the_AT rest_NN1 of_IO the_AT time_NNT1 we_PPIS2 slept_VVD and_CC cooked_VVD out_RP ,_, though_CS most_DAT people_NN never_RR actually_RR slept_VVD in_II their_APPGE hammocks_NN2 as_II the_AT trees_NN2 grew_VVD inconveniently_RR far_RR apart_RL ._. 
Instead_RR we_PPIS2 used_VVD our_APPGE ponchos_NN2 as_CSA makeshift_JJ tents_NN2 ._. 
Between_II two_MC people_NN one_MC1 poncho_NN1 was_VBDZ used_VVN as_II a_AT1 groundsheet_NN1 and_CC the_AT other_NN1 was_VBDZ strung_VVN up_RP and_CC pinned_VVN down_RP with_IW home-made_JJ pegs_NN2 ._. 
The_AT high_JJ point_NN1 of_IO the_AT whole_JJ trip_NN1 for_IF me_PPIO1 came_VVD when_RRQ seven_MC of_IO us_PPIO2 trekked_VVD into_II the_AT mountains_NN2 to_TO spend_VVI the_AT night_NNT1 by_II a_AT1 waterfall_NN1 ._. 
The_AT climb_NN1 was_VBDZ very_RG tough_JJ ,_, taking_VVG eight_MC hours_NNT2 in_II all_DB ,_, and_CC in_II places_NN2 the_AT guides_NN2 had_VHD to_TO cut_VVI away_RL the_AT plants_NN2 to_TO clear_VVI a_AT1 route_NN1 ._. 
As_CSA we_PPIS2 climbed_VVD higher_JJR the_AT jungle_NN1 became_VVD more_RGR marshy_JJ and_CC exotic_JJ ,_, with_IW the_AT sort_NN1 of_IO plants_NN2 you_PPY usually_RR only_RR see_VV0 as_CSA plastic_NN1 decorations_NN2 ._. 
Now_RT the_AT guides_NN2 '_GE training_NN1 in_II jungle_NN1 warfare_NN1 came_VVD into_II its_APPGE own_DA ._. 
Their_APPGE curious_JJ calling_NN1 attracted_VVD some_DD gibbons_NN2 ,_, our_APPGE first_MD real_JJ sighting_NN1 of_IO wildlife_NN1 ._. 
Then_RT the_AT guides_NN2 lured_VVD a_AT1 barking_JJ deer_NN ,_, with_IW the_AT sound_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 pipe_NN1 they_PPHS2 made_VVD out_II21 of_II22 half-split_JJ bamboo_NN1 ._. 
They_PPHS2 promptly_RR shot_VVD it_PPH1 for_IF dinner_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 welcome_JJ break_NN1 from_II dehydrated_JJ rations_NN2 ._. 
They_PPHS2 spent_VVD half_DB an_AT1 hour_NNT1 skinning_VVG it_PPH1 and_CC gutting_VVG it_PPH1 ,_, taking_VVG almost_RR everything_PN1 ,_, including_II the_AT brain_NN1 and_CC intestines_NN2 (_( which_DDQ ,_, fortunately_RR ,_, they_PPHS2 kept_VVD for_IF themselves_PPX2 to_TO eat_VVI !_! )_) ._. 
The_AT waterfall_NN1 itself_PPX1 was_VBDZ spectacular_JJ ,_, a_AT1 50_MC ft_NNU torrent_NN1 falling_VVG over_RP a_AT1 sheer_JJ rockface_NN1 ,_, with_IW moss-covered_JJ precipices_NN2 rising_VVG on_II either_DD1 side_NN1 ._. 
We_PPIS2 made_VVD our_APPGE camp_NN1 in_II a_AT1 small_JJ clearing_NN1 by_II the_AT top_NN1 of_IO the_AT falls_NN2 ._. 
As_CSA it_PPH1 began_VVD to_TO get_VVI dark_NN1 ,_, we_PPIS2 all_DB settled_VVN around_II the_AT guides_NN2 '_GE fire_NN1 ,_, sharing_VVG the_AT barbecued_JJ deer_NN for_IF supper_NN1 ._. 
As_CSA one_MC1 of_IO the_AT leaders_NN2 commented_VVD ,_, this_DD1 day_NNT1 's_GE trek_NN1 was_VBDZ exactly_RR what_DDQ we_PPIS2 had_VHD come_VVN to_II the_AT jungle_NN1 for_IF ._. 
Our_APPGE month_NNT1 in_II Borneo_NP1 certainly_RR did_VDD n't_XX feel_VVI like_II an_AT1 organised_JJ holiday_NN1 ._. 
The_AT fact_NN1 that_CST we_PPIS2 had_VHD definite_JJ goals_NN2 on_II each_DD1 trek_NN1 ,_, such_II21 as_II22 reaching_VVG a_AT1 summit_NN1 by_II sunrise_NN1 ,_, made_VVD the_AT whole_JJ thing_NN1 feel_VV0 like_II an_AT1 expedition_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB our_APPGE two_MC leaders_NN2 had_VHD bitten_VVN off_RP more_DAR than_CSN they_PPHS2 could_VM chew_VVI when_RRQ they_PPHS2 tried_VVD to_TO make_VVI leaders_NN2 out_II21 of_II22 the_AT rest_NN1 of_IO us_PPIO2 ._. 
Our_APPGE sense_NN1 of_IO adventure_NN1 only_RR went_VVD so_RG far_RR and_CC we_PPIS2 relied_VVD on_II them_PPHO2 to_TO make_VVI the_AT decisions_NN2 ._. 
Team_NN1 spirit_NN1 was_VBDZ much_RR in_II evidence_NN1 though_CS ,_, with_IW the_AT fitter_JJR people_NN helping_VVG the_AT strugglers_NN2 and_CC always_RR giving_VVG encouragement_NN1 ._. 
In_II this_DD1 friendly_JJ atmosphere_NN1 ,_, plans_NN2 for_IF a_AT1 reunion_NN1 had_VHD already_RR started_VVN before_CS we_PPIS2 were_VBDR halfway_RR through_RP ,_, and_CC many_DA2 people_NN still_RR keep_VV0 in_II31 touch_II32 with_II33 each_PPX221 other_PPX222 back_RP home_RL ._. 
Travel_VV0 :_: It_PPH1 's_VBZ a_AT1 quite_RG different_JJ class_NN1 of_IO excitement_NN1 By_II Richard_NP1 Snailham_NP1 THIS_DD1 SUMMER_NNT1 the_AT British_JJ Schools_NN2 '_GE Exploring_NN1 Society_NN1 is_VBZ celebrating_VVG its_APPGE Diamond_NN1 Jubilee_NN1 ._. 
Since_CS its_APPGE founding_NN1 in_II 1932_MC the_AT BSES_NN2 has_VHZ given_VVN more_DAR than_CSN 4,000_MC youngsters_NN2 a_AT1 taste_NN1 of_IO adventure_NN1 and_CC a_AT1 chance_NN1 to_TO do_VDI some_DD survey_NN1 work_NN1 ,_, mainly_RR in_II Arctic_JJ terrain_NN1 ._. 
This_DD1 year_NNT1 there_EX will_VM be_VBI a_AT1 Jubilee_NN1 Expedition_NN1 to_II the_AT forest_NN1 region_NN1 of_IO northern_JJ Finland_NP1 to_II which_DDQ the_AT founder_NN1 ,_, Surgeon-Commander_NP1 G._NP1 Murray_NP1 Levick_NP1 ,_, RN_NP1 ,_, led_VVD the_AT first_MD expedition_NN1 60_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA ._. 
Levick_NP1 's_GE brainchild_NN1 began_VVD life_NN1 as_II the_AT Public_JJ Schools_NN2 '_GE Exploring_NN1 Society_NN1 ._. 
After_CS the_AT Second_MD World_NN1 War_NN1 it_PPH1 broadened_VVD to_TO include_VVI all_DB boys_NN2 '_GE schools_NN2 ._. 
In_II the_AT late_JJ 1970s_MC2 ,_, after_CS a_AT1 considerable_JJ hoo-ha_UH ,_, girls_NN2 were_VBDR recognised_VVN as_CSA fit_JJ to_TO be_VBI young_JJ explorers_NN2 and_CC the_AT first_MD mixed_JJ expedition_NN1 went_VVD to_II Arctic_JJ Norway_NP1 in_II 1980_MC ._. 
In_II the_AT early_JJ years_NNT2 the_AT society_NN1 mounted_VVD just_RR one_MC1 annual_JJ expedition_NN1 for_IF 50_MC 65_MC boys_NN2 ;_; this_DD1 year_NNT1 there_EX will_VM be_VBI four_MC ,_, involving_VVG over_RG 150_MC young_JJ people_NN ._. 
But_CCB the_AT essence_NN1 remains_VVZ the_AT same_DA :_: a_AT1 Chief_JJ Leader_NN1 has_VHZ his_APPGE team_NN1 of_IO leaders_NN2 ;_; the_AT young_JJ explorers_NN2 are_VBR divided_VVN into_II 12-strong_JJ '_GE fires_NN2 '_GE a_AT1 notion_NN1 of_IO Murray_NP1 Levick_NP1 's_GE ,_, who_PNQS said_VVD he_PPHS1 wanted_VVD only_RR as_RG many_DA2 people_NN as_CSA could_VM decently_RR sit_VVI round_RP a_AT1 campfire_NN1 ._. 
Travel_VV0 :_: When_RRQ the_AT young_JJ cry_NN1 freedom_NN1 Mary_NP1 Keen_NP1 takes_VVZ a_AT1 look_NN1 at_II overseas_JJ adventure_NN1 from_II the_AT parent_NN1 's_GE point_NN1 of_IO view_NN1 By_II MARY_NP1 KEEN_NP1 NEGOTIATING_VVG a_AT1 holiday_NN1 for_IF teenagers_NN2 is_VBZ extremely_RR delicate_JJ work_NN1 ._. 
Tears_NN2 (_( though_CS thankfully_RR no_AT blood_NN1 )_) have_VH0 been_VBN shed_VVN in_II our_APPGE house_NN1 trying_VVG to_TO reconcile_VVI demands_NN2 for_IF freedom_NN1 ,_, adventure_NN1 and_CC excitement_NN1 with_IW worries_NN2 over_II health_NN1 ,_, safety_NN1 and_CC expense_NN1 ._. 
The_AT result_NN1 for_IF our_APPGE three_MC daughters_NN2 has_VHZ been_VBN French_JJ and_CC Italian_JJ exchanges_NN2 ,_, Eurorailing_NP1 ,_, and_CC country_NN1 holidays_NN2 in_II England_NP1 or_CC Ireland_NP1 ._. 
Last_MD year_NNT1 ,_, with_IW her_APPGE sisters_NN2 now_RT undergraduates_NN2 ,_, 17-year-old_JJ Clare_NP1 was_VBDZ our_APPGE chief_JJ concern_NN1 ._. 
One_MC1 spring_NN1 evening_NNT1 we_PPIS2 had_VHD been_VBN out_RP to_II dinner_NN1 and_CC came_VVD back_RP to_TO find_VVI Clare_NP1 bounding_VVG downstairs_RL with_IW excitement_NN1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 'm_VBM going_VVG on_II an_AT1 expedition_NN1 to_II Borneo_NP1 ,_, '_" she_PPHS1 said_VVD ._. 
'_" It_PPH1 will_VM be_VBI for_IF a_AT1 month_NNT1 this_DD1 summer_NNT1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 ca_VM n't_XX believe_VVI my_APPGE luck_NN1 ._. 
'_" '_GE Really_RR ?_? 
'_" I_PPIS1 said_VVD ,_, playing_VVG for_IF time_NNT1 ._. 
'_GE Will_NN1 it_PPH1 be_VBI with_IW the_AT Student_NN1 Communist_JJ Party_NN1 or_CC Opus_NP1 Dei_NP1 ?_? '_" both_DB2 risks_NN2 springing_VVG to_II the_AT mind_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 parent_NN1 living_VVG in_II an_AT1 ancient_JJ university_NN1 city_NN1 ._. 
'_" With_IW World_NN1 Challenge_NN1 Expeditions_NN2 if_CS I_PPIS1 pass_VV0 the_AT interview_NN1 ._. 
'_" As_CSA the_AT selection_NN1 process_NN1 hinged_VVN upon_II the_AT spoken_JJ word_NN1 I_PPIS1 knew_VVD she_PPHS1 'd_VM be_VBI chosen_VVN ._. 
World_NN1 Challenge_NN1 Expeditions_NN2 meant_VVD nothing_PN1 to_II us_PPIO2 ._. 
Its_APPGE brochure_NN1 promised_VVD amazing_JJ adventure_NN1 in_II distant_JJ places_NN2 Borneo_NP1 ,_, India_NP1 ,_, South_ND1 America_NP1 costing_VVG about_RG 2,500_MC ._. 
The_AT Borneo_NP1 trip_NN1 might_VM have_VHI been_VBN designed_VVN to_TO match_VVI Clare_NP1 's_GE wildest_JJT dreams_NN2 ,_, but_CCB it_PPH1 undoubtedly_RR involved_VVN real_JJ risk_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 group_NN1 of_IO teenagers_NN2 with_IW two_MC team_NN1 leaders_NN2 were_VBDR to_TO survive_VVI the_AT rigours_NN2 of_IO a_AT1 difficult_JJ climate_NN1 while_CS trekking_VVG through_II remote_JJ jungle_NN1 and_CC mountain_NN1 areas_NN2 with_IW their_APPGE possessions_NN2 on_II their_APPGE back_NN1 and_CC only_RR their_APPGE fellow_JJ expedition_NN1 members_NN2 to_TO rely_VVI on_RP ._. 
The_AT organisation_NN1 's_GE credentials_NN2 and_CC experience_NN1 looked_VVD impressive_JJ ,_, but_CCB our_APPGE anxieties_NN2 were_VBDR genuine_JJ as_CSA we_PPIS2 sent_VVD Clare_NP1 off_RP for_IF her_APPGE interview_NN1 ._. 
However_RR ,_, World_NN1 Challenge_NN1 has_VHZ a_AT1 way_NN1 with_IW worried_JJ parents_NN2 ._. 
Clare_NP1 was_VBDZ let_VVN off_II the_AT residential_JJ weekend_NNT1 which_DDQ is_VBZ a_AT1 normal_JJ part_NN1 of_IO the_AT selection_NN1 process_NN1 and_CC was_VBDZ taken_VVN on_RP the_AT strength_NN1 of_IO her_APPGE interview_NN1 and_CC written_JJ application_NN1 ._. 
Once_RR accepted_VVN ,_, she_PPHS1 received_VVD detailed_JJ instructions_NN2 for_IF a_AT1 fitness_NN1 training_NN1 programme_NN1 ,_, information_NN1 on_II injections_NN2 and_CC medications_NN2 needed_VVN and_CC a_AT1 pithy_JJ list_NN1 of_IO dos_NN2 and_CC don'ts_NN2 ._. 
They_PPHS2 recommended_VVD equipment_NN1 and_CC had_VHD a_AT1 discount_NN1 arrangement_NN1 with_IW the_AT mail_NN1 order_NN1 company_NN1 Field_NN1 and_CC Trek_NP1 ,_, whose_DDQGE advice_NN1 was_VBDZ excellent_JJ and_CC whose_DDQGE rucksack_NN1 proved_VVD a_AT1 boon_NN1 ._. 
Our_APPGE respect_NN1 for_IF the_AT organisation_NN1 grew_VVD ._. 
We_PPIS2 went_VVD to_II a_AT1 reception_NN1 to_TO meet_VVI fellow_JJ members_NN2 of_IO the_AT team_NN1 and_CC the_AT leaders_NN2 ._. 
These_DD2 were_VBDR two_MC ex-marines_NN2 ,_, one_MC1 of_IO whom_PNQO had_VHD led_VVN the_AT trek_NN1 the_AT previous_JJ year_NNT1 and_CC who_PNQS answered_VVD endless_JJ questions_NN2 ._. 
We_PPIS2 also_RR met_VVD the_AT organisers_NN2 ._. 
As_CSA ex-Servicemen_NN2 ,_, they_PPHS2 had_VHD not_XX only_RR dealt_VVN with_IW the_AT situations_NN2 I_PPIS1 feared_VVD most_DAT ,_, but_CCB also_RR those_DD2 I_PPIS1 could_VM not_XX imagine_VVI ._. 
After_CS Clare_NP1 's_GE six_MC weeks_NNT2 of_IO personal_JJ fitness_NN1 training_NN1 at_II home_NN1 ,_, as_CSA recommended_VVN by_II the_AT marines_NN2 ,_, the_AT day_NNT1 came_VVD to_TO deliver_VVI her_PPHO1 to_II Easthampstead_NP1 Park_NN1 for_IF the_AT 36-hour_JJ preparation_NN1 period_NN1 before_II the_AT flight_NN1 to_II Borneo_NP1 ._. 
Again_RT ,_, everything_PN1 was_VBDZ done_VDN to_TO reassure_VVI us_PPIO2 ._. 
We_PPIS2 had_VHD coffee_NN1 with_IW the_AT team_NN1 members_NN2 and_CC their_APPGE families_NN2 and_CC saw_VVD a_AT1 slide-show_NN1 of_IO last_MD year_NNT1 's_GE trip_NN1 ._. 
Passports_NN2 ,_, travellers_NN2 '_GE cheques_NN2 and_CC malaria_NN1 pills_NN2 were_VBDR all_DB checked_VVD ._. 
One_MC1 of_IO the_AT organisers_NN2 ,_, Charles_NP1 Rigby_NP1 ,_, put_VVD the_AT whole_JJ thing_NN1 into_II proportion_NN1 as_CSA I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ anxiously_RR sorting_VVG out_RP with_IW Clare_NP1 a_AT1 second_MD name_NN1 for_IF the_AT next-of-kin_JJ slot_NN1 at_II the_AT back_NN1 of_IO her_APPGE passport_NN1 ._. 
'_" It_PPH1 's_VBZ a_AT1 wonderful_JJ thing_NN1 that_CST they_PPHS2 're_VBR all_DB here_RL and_CC all_DB OK_RR ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 said_VVD ._. 
'_" One_MC1 of_IO the_AT team_NN1 members_NN2 of_IO our_APPGE Nepal_NP1 expedition_NN1 had_VHD to_TO drop_VVI out_RP yesterday_RT ._. 
He_PPHS1 'd_VHD picked_VVN up_RP dysentery_NN1 at_II a_AT1 game_NN1 fair_JJ in_II Hampshire_NP1 !_! 
'_GE A_AT1 month_NNT1 later_RRR we_PPIS2 all_DB met_VVD again_RT at_II London_NP1 Airport_NN1 ._. 
Clare_NP1 looked_VVD incredibly_RR fit_JJ and_CC had_VHD had_VHN a_AT1 wonderful_JJ time_NNT1 ._. 
She_PPHS1 is_VBZ saving_VVG for_IF another_DD1 trip_NN1 ,_, probably_RR in_II an_AT1 informal_JJ group_NN1 of_IO friends_NN2 ._. 
The_AT advantage_NN1 of_IO having_VHG trekked_VVN with_IW a_AT1 World_NN1 Challenge_NN1 Expedition_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST another_DD1 time_NNT1 she_PPHS1 will_VM know_VVI how_RRQ things_NN2 ought_VMK to_TO be_VBI planned_VVN ._. 
Their_APPGE treks_NN2 cost_VV0 a_AT1 lot_NN1 of_IO money_NN1 ,_, but_CCB strike_VV0 a_AT1 good_JJ balance_NN1 between_II looking_VVG after_II people_NN and_CC keeping_VVG planning_VVG flexible_JJ enough_RR to_TO take_VVI advantage_NN1 of_IO unforeseen_JJ opportunities_NN2 :_: on_II the_AT Borneo_NP1 trip_NN1 some_DD of_IO them_PPHO2 camped_VVD by_II a_AT1 waterfall_NN1 and_CC ,_, instead_II21 of_II22 eating_VVG dried_JJ provisions_NN2 ,_, cooked_VVD a_AT1 deer_NN shot_VVN by_II one_MC1 of_IO their_APPGE guides_NN2 ._. 
The_AT calibre_NN1 of_IO the_AT expedition_NN1 leaders_NN2 ensures_VVZ that_CST these_DD2 young_JJ travellers_NN2 are_VBR able_JK to_TO complete_VVI trips_NN2 that_CST would_VM be_VBI too_RG complicated_JJ to_TO organise_VVI for_IF themselves_PPX2 ._. 
My_APPGE conclusion_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST if_CS your_APPGE teenager_NN1 has_VHZ the_AT temperament_NN1 and_CC enthusiasm_NN1 for_IF an_AT1 expedition_NN1 type_NN1 of_IO holiday_NN1 ,_, and_CC if_CS your_APPGE purse_NN1 will_VM stretch_VVI to_II it_PPH1 ,_, you_PPY should_VM go_VVI for_IF it_PPH1 but_CCB choose_VV0 the_AT organisation_NN1 carefully_RR ._. 
Travel_VV0 :_: The_AT great_JJ beyond_NN1 Richard_NP1 Snailham_NP1 surveys_VVZ organised_JJ adventure_NN1 schemes_NN2 for_IF young_JJ people_NN By_II RICHARD_NP1 NAILHAM_NP1 Arcturus_NP1 Expeditions_NN2 (_( formerly_RR Erskine_VV0 Expeditions_NN2 )_) (_( 038_MC 983_MC 204_MC )_) introduces_VVZ all_DB ages_NN2 to_II the_AT wildlife_NN1 and_CC geography_NN1 of_IO the_AT Arctic_JJ ._. 
There_EX are_VBR places_NN2 on_II expeditions_NN2 leaving_VVG in_II June_NPM1 ,_, July_NPM1 and_CC August_NPM1 for_IF northern_JJ Norway_NP1 ,_, Svalbard_NP1 ,_, Greenland_NP1 ,_, northern_JJ Canada_NP1 ,_, Franz_NP1 Josef_NP1 Land_NP1 and_CC possibly_RR Novaya_NP1 Zemlya_NP1 ._. 
Cost_VV0 1,800_MC 3,400_MC ._. 
Brathay_VV0 Exploration_NN1 Group_NN1 (_( 05394_MC 33942_MC )_) A_ZZ1 revamped_JJ and_CC excellent_JJ organisation_NN1 which_DDQ offers_VVZ the_AT best_JJT chance_NN1 for_IF 15-_NN1 to_II 25-year-olds_NN2 of_IO getting_VVG on_II an_AT1 expedition_NN1 ;_; this_DD1 year_NNT1 to_II South_ND1 China_NP1 ,_, Iceland_NP1 ,_, two_MC to_II Norway_NP1 (_( Lapland_NP1 and_CC Jotunheimen_NP1 )_) ,_, around_II Mont_NP1 Blanc_NP1 and_CC to_II several_DA2 of_IO the_AT remoter_JJR parts_NN2 of_IO Britain_NP1 ._. 
Prices_NN2 from_II 164_MC 1,745_MC Bremex_NP1 (_( Hugh_NP1 Freeman_NN1 ,_, 071_MC 229_MC 9251_MC )_) aims_VVZ to_TO give_VVI young_JJ people_NN (_( 16_MC 30_MC )_) experience_VV0 in_II mountain_NN1 ,_, expedition_NN1 and_CC sea-canoeing_JJ skills_NN2 ,_, and_CC instruction_NN1 in_II group_NN1 leadership_NN1 ._. 
Training_NN1 ,_, in_II Wembley_NP1 ,_, is_VBZ on_II Tuesday_NPD1 evenings_NNT2 for_IF enthusiasts_NN2 in_II the_AT London_NP1 area_NN1 ,_, and_CC through_II the_AT winter_NNT1 there_EX are_VBR weekend_NNT1 expeditions_NN2 in_II the_AT northern_JJ and_CC western_JJ parts_NN2 of_IO Britain_NP1 ._. 
All_DB aspects_NN2 of_IO expedition_NN1 work_NN1 are_VBR covered_VVN and_CC certificates_NN2 given_VVN at_II every_AT1 level_NN1 ._. 
Beginners_NN2 very_RG welcome_JJ ._. 
Coral_NN1 Cay_VV0 Conservation_JJ Programme_NN1 (_( 081_MC 669_MC 0011_MC )_) for_IF 18-pluses_NN2 ,_, a_AT1 chance_NN1 to_TO do_VDI some_DD important_JJ reef_NN1 survey_NN1 work_NN1 off_II Belize_NP1 ._. 
Some_DD diving_JJ tuition_NN1 will_VM be_VBI available_JJ in_II the_AT UK_NP1 prior_II21 to_II22 departure_NN1 (_( novices_NN2 welcome_VV0 )_) and_CC there_EX is_VBZ an_AT1 intensive_JJ eight-day_JJ training_NN1 programme_NN1 on_II arrival_NN1 in_II Belize_NP1 ._. 
Take_VV0 part_NN1 for_IF one_MC1 ,_, two_MC or_CC three_MC months_NNT2 from_II now_RT until_II 1995_MC ._. 
Cost_VV0 1,600_MC 3,000_MC ._. 
Drive_VV0 for_IF Youth_NN1 (_( 071_MC 281_MC 7020_MC )_) aims_VVZ to_TO develop_VVI the_AT potential_JJ skills_NN2 and_CC attitudes_NN2 of_IO capable_JJ ,_, long-term_JJ unemployed_JJ aged_II 18_MC 24_MC ._. 
It_PPH1 has_VHZ a_AT1 22-week_JJ programme_NN1 leading_VVG to_II placement_NN1 in_II work_NN1 or_CC further_JJR education_NN1 ,_, including_II a_AT1 four-week_JJ overseas_JJ project_NN1 ,_, in_II Romania_NP1 or_CC Germany_NP1 this_DD1 year_NNT1 ._. 
Earthwatch_VV0 Europe_NP1 (_( 0865_MC 311600_MC )_) offers_VVZ openings_NN2 for_IF over-16s_MC2 to_TO help_VVI in_II scientific_JJ research_NN1 in_II various_JJ countries_NN2 ._. 
Members_NN2 share_VV0 the_AT cost_NN1 of_IO the_AT conservation_JJ project_NN1 ,_, but_CCB limited_JJ grants_NN2 are_VBR available_JJ for_IF young_JJ people_NN ._. 
Activities_NN2 include_VV0 studying_VVG rhinos_NN2 in_II Zimbabwe_NP1 and_CC radio-tracking_JJ wolves_NN2 in_II Poland.Gap_NP1 Activities_NN2 Projects_VVZ Limited_JJ (_( 0734_MC 594914_MC )_) gives_VVZ school-leavers_NN2 a_AT1 chance_NN1 of_IO work_NN1 experience_NN1 and_CC travel_VV0 abroad_RL in_II their_APPGE '_GE gap_NN1 '_GE year_NNT1 between_II school_NN1 and_CC college_NN1 ._. 
Last_MD year_NNT1 500_MC students_NN2 went_VVD overseas_RL ._. 
Apply_VV0 this_DD1 September_NPM1 for_IF the_AT summer_NNT1 of_IO 1993_MC ._. 
Health_NN1 Projects_NN2 Abroad_RL (_( 071_MC 583_MC 5725_MC )_) provides_VVZ help_NN1 to_II Africa_NP1 's_GE rural_JJ communities_NN2 ._. 
Young_JJ people_NN from_II 18_MC to_II 28_MC spend_VV0 three_MC months_NNT2 living_VVG and_CC working_VVG with_IW local_JJ communities_NN2 in_II Tanzania_NP1 at_II a_AT1 cost_NN1 of_IO 2,250_MC ,_, half_DB of_IO which_DDQ goes_VVZ towards_II project_NN1 support_NN1 ._. 
There_EX are_VBR pre-expedition_JJ selection_NN1 and_CC training_NN1 weekends_NNT2 in_II Britain_NP1 and_CC recruiting_VVG for_IF 1993_MC begins_VVZ in_II the_AT summer_NNT1 ._. 
Ocean_NN1 Youth_NN1 Club_NN1 (_( 0705_MC 528421_MC /_FO 2_MC )_) operates_VVZ a_AT1 fleet_NN1 of_IO 10_MC big_JJ sea-training_JJ vessels_NN2 from_II various_JJ British_JJ ports_NN2 ._. 
Youngsters_NN2 from_II 12_MC to_II 24_MC can_VM cruise_VVI from_II seven_MC days_NNT2 to_II three_MC weeks_NNT2 ._. 
Cost_VV0 33_MC 44_MC per_II day_NNT1 the_AT only_JJ requirement_NN1 is_VBZ an_AT1 ability_NN1 to_TO swim_VVI ._. 
A_AT1 very_RG few_DA2 places_NN2 are_VBR still_RR available_JJ for_IF the_AT Baltic_JJ Tall_JJ Ships_NN2 Race_NN1 in_II July_NPM1 ._. 
Outward_RL Bound_VVN Trust_NN1 (_( 0788_MC 560423_MC )_) offers_VVZ excellent_JJ training_NN1 in_II various_JJ outdoor_JJ pursuits_NN2 in_II Wales_NP1 ,_, the_AT Lake_NNL1 District_NP1 ,_, Scotland_NP1 and_CC in_II affiliated_JJ OB_NN1 establishments_NN2 in_II 20_MC countries_NN2 abroad_RL ._. 
Courses_NN2 are_VBR of_IO eight_MC ,_, 12_MC or_CC 20_MC days_NNT2 for_IF different_JJ age_NN1 groups_NN2 from_II 14_MC upwards_RL ,_, and_CC they_PPHS2 earn_VV0 a_AT1 mention_NN1 in_II the_AT new_JJ National_JJ Curriculum_NN1 ._. 
The_AT Project_NN1 Trust_NN1 (_( 08793_MC 444_MC )_) is_VBZ based_VVN on_II the_AT island_NN1 of_IO Coll_NP1 off_II the_AT west_ND1 coast_NN1 of_IO Scotland_NP1 and_CC is_VBZ in_II its_APPGE 25th_MD year_NNT1 ._. 
It_PPH1 helps_VVZ young_JJ school-leavers_NN2 to_TO live_VVI and_CC work_VVI abroad_RL for_IF 12_MC months_NNT2 ,_, often_RR as_CSA teachers_NN2 ,_, before_II taking_VVG up_RP employment_NN1 or_CC further_JJR education_NN1 ._. 
Initial_JJ applications_NN2 for_IF work_NN1 in_II the_AT 17_MC countries_NN2 available_JJ for_IF 1993_MC can_VM be_VBI made_VVN from_II April_NPM1 this_DD1 year_NNT1 ._. 
Raleigh_NP1 International_JJ (_( formerly_RR Operation_NN1 Raleigh_NP1 )_) (_( 071_MC 351_MC 7541_MC )_) is_VBZ the_AT biggest_JJT and_CC best_RRT known_VVN of_IO these_DD2 organisations_NN2 :_: nearly_RR 6,300_MC young_JJ adventurers_NN2 from_II 17_MC to_II 25_MC have_VH0 taken_VVN part_NN1 since_II 1984_MC ._. 
There_EX are_VBR still_RR places_VVZ available_JJ for_IF late_RR 1992_MC to_II Malaysia_NP1 ,_, Zimbabwe_NP1 ,_, Chile_NP1 and_CC Namibia_NP1 ._. 
Ten_MC expeditions_NN2 are_VBR planned_VVN for_IF 1993_MC ,_, including_II Brunei_NP1 ,_, Chile_NP1 and_CC Malaysia_NP1 ._. 
All_DB expeditions_NN2 last_MD 10_MC 11_MC weeks_NNT2 ._. 
Two_MC selection_NN1 weekends_NNT2 are_VBR held_VVN somewhere_RL in_II Britain_NP1 almost_RR every_AT1 weekend_NNT1 ._. 
Cost_NN1 varies_VVZ according_II21 to_II22 individual_JJ circumstances_NN2 ,_, and_CC some_DD commercial_JJ and_CC government_NN1 grants_NN2 are_VBR available_JJ ._. 
The_AT Sail_NN1 Training_NN1 Association_NN1 (_( 0705_MC 832055/6_MF )_) run_VV0 two_MC 300-ton_NNU1 three-masted_JJ schooners_NN2 ,_, Sir_NNB Winston_NP1 Churchill_NP1 and_CC Malcolm_NP1 Miller_NP1 ._. 
Thirty-nine_MC young_JJ people_NN from_II 16_MC to_II 24_MC go_VV0 for_IF two-week_JJ voyages_NN2 between_II March_NPM1 and_CC December_NPM1 ,_, which_DDQ could_VM help_VVI towards_II their_APPGE Duke_NN1 of_IO Edinburgh_NP1 Gold_NN1 Award_NN1 ._. 
Cost_VV0 from_II 550_MC for_IF a_AT1 two-week_JJ voyage_NN1 ._. 
Trekforce_NP1 (_( 071_MC 498_MC 0855_MC )_) is_VBZ run_VVN by_II Wandy_NP1 Swales_NP1 ,_, ex-stalwart_JJ of_IO Operations_NN2 Raleigh_NP1 and_CC Drake_NN1 ,_, and_CC plans_VVZ expeditions_NN2 in_II 1992_MC to_II Sumatra_NP1 ,_, Sulawesi_NP1 and_CC a_AT1 two-part_JJ trip_NN1 to_II Irian_NP1 Jaya_NP1 the_AT first_MD major_JJ British_JJ scientific_JJ expedition_NN1 there_RL ._. 
Places_NN2 are_VBR still_RR available_JJ on_II all_DB these_DD2 ._. 
The_AT objectives_NN2 are_VBR scientific_JJ and_CC adventurous_JJ and_CC offer_NN1 over-18s_MC2 a_AT1 chance_NN1 to_TO spend_VVI six_MC weeks_NNT2 in_II deep_JJ rainforest_NN1 between_II July_NPM1 and_CC November_NPM1 ._. 
Basic_JJ cost_NN1 2,500_MC ._. 
Yorkshire_NP1 Schools_NN2 Exploring_VVG Society_NN1 (_( 0532_MC 842_MC 653_MC )_) is_VBZ for_IF Yorkshire_NP1 schoolchildren_NN2 aged_II 15_MC to_II 18_MC ._. 
It_PPH1 offers_VVZ five_MC destinations_NN2 in_II yearly_JJ rotation_NN1 ._. 
Apply_VV0 in_II early_JJ September_NPM1 for_IF 1993_MC 's_GE destination_NN1 ,_, China_NP1 ._. 
Expeditions_NN2 last_MD four_MC weeks_NNT2 and_CC leave_VV0 last_MD week_NNT1 in_II July_NPM1 ._. 
Cost_VV0 from_II approx_RR 2,000_MC ._. 
More_DAR details_NN2 available_JJ from_II the_AT Expedition_NN1 Advisory_JJ Centre_NN1 at_II the_AT Royal_JJ Geographical_JJ Society_NN1 ,_, 1_MC1 Kensington_NP1 Gore_NP1 ,_, London_NP1 SW7_FO 2AR_FO (_( 071_MC 581_MC 2057_MC )_) ._. 
Send_VV0 a_AT1 cheque_NN1 for_IF 4_MC payable_JJ to_II the_AT RGS_NP1 for_IF the_AT booklet_NN1 Joining_VVG an_AT1 Expedition_NN1 ._. 
Motoring_NN1 :_: HOW_RRQ THEY_PPHS2 COMPARE_VV0 ROLLS-ROYCE_NP1 SILVER_NP1 SPIRIT_NN1 Price_NN1 96,144_MC Length_NN1 17ft_NNU 3in_NNU Weight_NN1 unladen_NN1 5,180_MC lb_NNU Engine_NN1 6,750cc_NNU V8_FO ._. 
Max_NP1 speed_NN1 129mph_NNU ,_, 0_MC 60mph_NNU 10.5_MC seconds_NNT2 ._. 
Fuel_NN1 consumption_NN1 At_II 75mph_NNU ,_, 17.5mpg_FO ;_; urban_JJ driving_JJ 11.5mpg_FO ;_; overall_JJ average_NN1 15.8mpg_FO ._. 
Special_JJ features_NN2 Four-speed_JJ automatic_JJ transmission_NN1 ;_; anti-lock_JJ braking_JJ system_NN1 ;_; fully_RR independent_JJ suspension_NN1 ,_, with_IW automatic_JJ height_NN1 control_NN1 and_CC levelling_VVG ,_, and_CC automatic_JJ ride_NN1 control_NN1 with_IW three_MC levels_NN2 of_IO suspension_NN1 (_( comfort_VV0 ,_, normal_JJ and_CC firm_NN1 )_) ._. 
Dual-level_JJ automatic_JJ air_NN1 conditioning_NN1 with_IW the_AT cooling_JJ capacity_NN1 of_IO 30_MC domestic_JJ fridges_NN2 ;_; electric_JJ operation_NN1 of_IO gear_NN1 selector_NN1 ,_, windows_NN2 ,_, seat_NN1 adjustment_NN1 ,_, mirrors_NN2 ,_, central_JJ locking_NN1 ._. 
Ten-speaker_JJ radio_NN1 /_FO cassette_NN1 system_NN1 ;_; hand-crafted_JJ interior_JJ trim_NN1 ,_, with_IW lashings_NN2 of_IO leather_NN1 and_CC burr_NN1 walnut_NN1 ._. 
MERCEDES-BENZ_NP1 600SEL_FO Price_NN1 86,154_MC Length_NN1 17ft_NNU 1in_NNU Weight_NN1 unladen_NN1 4,828_MC lb_NNU Engine_NN1 :_: 5,987cc_NNU V12_FO ,_, 408bph_FO ._. 
Max_NP1 speed_NN1 155mph_NNU ;_; 0_MC 60mph_NNU 6.1_MC seconds_NNT2 Fuel_NN1 consumption_NN1 At_II 75mph_NNU ,_, 20.6mpg_FO ;_; urban_JJ ,_, 13.6mpg_FO ;_; overall_JJ average_NN1 18.3mpg_FO Special_JJ features_NN2 Four-speed_JJ automatic_JJ transmission_NN1 ;_; anti-lock_JJ braking_NN1 ;_; acceleration_NN1 skid_NN1 control_NN1 ;_; fully_RR independent_JJ suspension_NN1 with_IW self-levelling_JJ ;_; automatic_JJ climate_NN1 control_NN1 incorporating_VVG a_AT1 charcoal_NN1 filter_NN1 ;_; electric_JJ adjustment_NN1 of_IO heated_JJ seats_NN2 (_( with_IW memory_NN1 control_NN1 )_) ,_, windows_NN2 ,_, mirrors_NN2 ,_, steering_VVG wheel_NN1 and_CC electric_JJ rear_JJ roller_NN1 blind_NN1 ;_; double-glazed_JJ side_NN1 windows_NN2 ;_; self-closing_JJ doors_NN2 and_CC boot_VV0 lid_NN1 (_( avoiding_VVG the_AT need_NN1 to_TO slam_VVI tight_RR )_) ;_; automatic_JJ reversing_NN1 guidance_NN1 rods_NN2 ,_, which_DDQ pop_VV0 up_RP when_CS reverse_NN1 is_VBZ engaged_VVN ._. 
Ten-speaker_JJ sound_NN1 system_NN1 ;_; leather_NN1 upholstery_NN1 and_CC walnut_NN1 trim_NN1 ;_; automatic_JJ airbags_NN2 for_IF driver_NN1 and_CC front_JJ passenger_NN1 ._. 
Motoring_NN1 :_: IS_VBZ BIG_JJ BEAUTIFUL_JJ ?_? 
By_II JOHN_NP1 LANGLEY_NP1 THE_AT hyphenated_JJ Rolls-Royce_NP1 really_RR has_VHZ only_RR one_MC1 world-class_JJ rival_NN1 ,_, the_AT hyphenated_JJ Mercedes-Benz_NP1 600SEL_FO ._. 
Despite_II its_APPGE reputation_NN1 for_IF fine_JJ engineering_NN1 ,_, Rolls-Royce_NP1 has_VHZ never_RR been_VBN shy_JJ of_IO using_VVG outside_JJ technology_NN1 and_CC components_NN2 ,_, inevitable_JJ now_RT for_IF a_AT1 company_NN1 of_IO its_APPGE small_JJ size_NN1 ._. 
The_AT current_JJ models_NN2 use_VV0 a_AT1 General_JJ Motors_NN2 automatic_JJ transmission_NN1 (_( with_IW R-R_NP1 's_GE own_DA finger-light_JJ electric_JJ selector_NN1 )_) and_CC German-made_JJ electronic_JJ engine_NN1 management_NN1 systems_NN2 and_CC anti-lock_JJ braking_NN1 ._. 
Which_DDQ would_VM I_PPIS1 prefer_VVI to_TO own_VVI ?_? 
As_CSA pure_JJ driving_JJ machines_NN2 ,_, there_EX is_VBZ no_AT real_JJ comparison_NN1 the_AT Mercedes_NP is_VBZ streets_NN2 ahead_RL ._. 
Despite_II its_APPGE bulk_NN1 and_CC weight_NN1 ,_, it_PPH1 handles_VVZ like_II a_AT1 much_RR smaller_JJR car_NN1 ._. 
Its_APPGE performance_NN1 is_VBZ formidable_JJ :_: in_II this_DD1 context_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 fairer_JJR comparison_NN1 would_VM be_VBI with_IW the_AT Bentley_NP1 Turbo_NN1 R_ZZ1 from_II the_AT Rolls-Royce_NP1 stable_JJ ._. 
But_CCB at_II the_AT end_NN1 of_IO the_AT day_NNT1 ,_, superb_JJ machine_NN1 though_CS it_PPH1 is_VBZ ,_, the_AT Mercedes_NP is_VBZ still_RR just_RR another_DD1 Mercedes_NP one_MC1 of_IO more_DAR than_CSN half-a-million_NNO produced_VVD annually_RR ,_, all_DB bearing_VVG the_AT famous_JJ silver_NN1 star_NN1 ._. 
So_RR if_CS you_PPY want_VV0 to_TO be_VBI noticed_VVN ,_, and_CC enjoy_VV0 a_AT1 more_RGR exclusive_JJ sense_NN1 of_IO well-being_NN1 ,_, there_EX is_VBZ still_RR nothing_PN1 like_II a_AT1 Rolls_NP1 ._. 
Although_CS the_AT boy_NN1 racers_NN2 may_VM jeer_VVI ,_, it_PPH1 is_VBZ still_RR a_AT1 very_RG pleasant_JJ car_NN1 to_TO drive_VVI ,_, as_RR21 well_RR22 ._. 
But_CCB they_PPHS2 are_VBR both_RR just_RR too_RG big_JJ for_IF everyday_JJ use_NN1 ._. 
Motoring_NN1 :_: Can_VM R-R_NP1 keep_VVI up_RP with_IW the_AT times_NNT2 ?_? 
John_NP1 Langley_NP1 asks_VVZ whether_CSW '_GE the_AT best_JJT car_NN1 in_II the_AT world_NN1 '_GE has_VHZ any_DD sort_NN1 of_IO future_NN1 By_II JOHN_NP1 LANGLEY_NP1 TWENTY-ONE_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA ,_, Rolls-Royce_NP1 Ltd_JJ went_VVD bust_JJ ,_, and_CC the_AT nation_NN1 shuddered_VVD ._. 
Developing_VVG the_AT new_JJ RB211_FO aero_NN1 engine_NN1 had_VHD proved_VVN too_RG much_DA1 for_IF the_AT world-famous_JJ engineering_NN1 group_NN1 's_GE financial_JJ resources_NN2 ._. 
The_AT collapse_NN1 was_VBDZ not_XX directly_RR linked_VVN to_II the_AT motor_NN1 car_NN1 side_NN1 ,_, but_CCB it_PPH1 threatened_VVD the_AT cars_NN2 '_GE future_NN1 ._. 
So_RR we_PPIS2 all_DB swelled_VVN with_IW pride_NN1 when_RRQ ,_, a_AT1 fortnight_NNT1 later_RRR ,_, the_AT car_NN1 company_NN1 went_VVD ahead_RL with_IW the_AT launch_NN1 of_IO its_APPGE new_JJ Corniche_NN1 coupe_NN1 in_II the_AT South_ND1 of_IO France_NP1 ._. 
Since_II then_RT ,_, Rolls-Royce_NP1 Motors_NN2 ,_, the_AT new_JJ public_JJ company_NN1 formed_VVD two_MC years_NNT2 later_RRR from_II the_AT ashes_NN2 of_IO the_AT parent_NN1 group_NN1 ,_, has_VHZ successfully_RR re-established_VVN itself_PPX1 in_II its_APPGE own_DA rarefied_JJ niche_NN1 at_II the_AT top_NN1 of_IO the_AT world_NN1 's_GE luxury_JJ car_NN1 market_NN1 ._. 
Even_RR those_DD2 who_PNQS did_VDD not_XX endorse_VVI the_AT company_NN1 's_GE claim_NN1 to_TO produce_VVI '_GE The_AT Best_JJT Car_NN1 in_II the_AT World_NN1 '_GE were_VBDR prepared_VVN to_TO give_VVI it_PPH1 the_AT benefit_NN1 of_IO the_AT doubt_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB now_RT there_EX is_VBZ a_AT1 new_JJ battle_NN1 for_IF the_AT body_NN1 and_CC soul_NN1 of_IO Rolls-Royce_NP1 ._. 
Once_RR21 again_RR22 ,_, the_AT car_NN1 company_NN1 is_VBZ in_II trouble_NN1 and_CC some_DD are_VBR questioning_VVG its_APPGE future_NN1 ._. 
From_II record_NN1 profits_NN2 of_IO about_RG 34_MC million_NNO and_CC near-record_JJ sales_NN of_IO 3,333_MC cars_NN2 in_II 1990_MC ,_, the_AT car_NN1 business_NN1 turned_VVD in_II a_AT1 loss_NN1 of_IO about_RG 60_MC million_NNO last_MD year_NNT1 as_CSA worldwide_JJ sales_NN dropped_VVN to_II 1,731_MC ,_, dragging_VVG down_RP the_AT profits_NN2 of_IO the_AT parent_NN1 group_NN1 ,_, Vickers_NP1 ._. 
The_AT setback_NN1 has_VHZ led_VVN to_II new_JJ speculation_NN1 about_II a_AT1 take-over_NN1 or_CC co-operative_JJ deal_NN1 with_IW BMW_NP1 ,_, Toyota_NP1 ,_, General_JJ Motors_NN2 and_CC others_NN2 ._. 
There_EX are_VBR suggestions_NN2 that_CST Rolls-Royce_NP1 may_VM be_VBI unable_JK to_TO fund_VVI the_AT cost_NN1 of_IO the_AT new_JJ model_NN1 ,_, due_JJ out_RP in_II the_AT next_MD few_DA2 years_NNT2 ,_, and_CC that_CST Vickers_NP1 will_VM not_XX be_VBI able_JK to_TO carry_VVI the_AT burden_NN1 much_RR longer_RRR ._. 
More_RGR ominously_RR ,_, some_DD are_VBR now_RT asking_VVG whether_CSW the_AT days_NNT2 are_VBR numbered_VVN for_IF the_AT last_MD of_IO the_AT Edwardian_JJ motor_NN1 cars_NN2 Rolls-Royce_NP1 was_VBDZ founded_VVN in_II Manchester_NP1 in_II 1904_MC and_CC whether_CSW cars_NN2 of_IO this_DD1 size_NN1 ,_, weight_NN1 and_CC cost_NN1 can_VM really_RR be_VBI justified_VVN in_II an_AT1 era_NN1 of_IO increased_JJ social_JJ awareness_NN1 and_CC growing_JJ environmental_JJ concerns_NN2 ._. 
However_RR ,_, both_RR Sir_NNB David_NP1 Plastow_NP1 ,_, the_AT Vickers_NP1 chairman_NN1 ,_, and_CC Peter_NP1 Ward_NP1 ,_, the_AT Rolls-Royce_NP1 Motors_VVZ chairman_NN1 and_CC chief_JJ executive_NN1 ,_, insist_VV0 that_CST the_AT gloom_NN1 has_VHZ been_VBN overdone_VVN and_CC that_DD1 structural_JJ changes_NN2 introduced_VVN in_II the_AT last_MD year_NNT1 have_VH0 made_VVN the_AT company_NN1 leaner_JJR and_CC more_RGR efficient_JJ ._. 
The_AT introduction_NN1 of_IO Japanese-style_NN1 working_VVG practices_NN2 at_II Crewe_NP1 is_VBZ said_VVN to_TO have_VHI brought_VVN the_AT break-even_NN1 point_NN1 down_RP from_II sales_NN of_IO about_RG 2,700_MC cars_NN2 a_AT1 year_NNT1 to_II about_RG 2,000_MC ._. 
Even_RR21 so_RR22 ,_, some_DD analysts_NN2 question_VV0 whether_CSW the_AT company_NN1 can_VM finance_VVI a_AT1 new_JJ model_NN1 costing_VVG ,_, perhaps_RR ,_, 250_MC million_NNO without_RL outside_II help_NN1 ._. 
Sir_NNB David_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS piloted_VVD Rolls-Royce_NP1 Motors_VVZ back_RP to_II success_NN1 after_II the_AT '_GE 71_MC crash_NN1 and_CC who_PNQS is_VBZ due_JJ to_TO retire_VVI next_MD month_NNT1 ,_, says_VVZ :_: '_" It_PPH1 depends_VVZ how_RRQ we_PPIS2 do_VD0 it_PPH1 there_RL are_VBR so_RG many_DA2 ways_NN2 of_IO developing_VVG a_AT1 new_JJ Rolls-Royce_NP1 ._. 
We_PPIS2 are_VBR under_II no_AT pressure_NN1 to_TO do_VDI anything_PN1 immediately_RR ._. 
We_PPIS2 are_VBR not_XX anxious_JJ to_TO sell_VVI the_AT company_NN1 ,_, but_CCB we_PPIS2 are_VBR in_II discussion_NN1 with_IW a_AT1 variety_NN1 of_IO people_NN about_II co-operation_NN1 and_CC prospective_JJ linkages_NN2 of_IO various_JJ sorts_NN2 ._. 
'_GE Peter_NP1 Ward_NP1 agrees_VVZ :_: '_GE People_NN are_VBR not_XX walking_VVG away_II21 from_II22 the_AT car_NN1 ._. 
We_PPIS2 knew_VVD we_PPIS2 would_VM get_VVI a_AT1 big_JJ loss_NN1 this_DD1 year_NNT1 partly_RR because_II21 of_II22 the_AT cost_NN1 of_IO the_AT changes_NN2 we_PPIS2 have_VH0 made_VVN ._. 
Now_RT ,_, with_IW sales_NN of_IO around_RG 2,600_MC cars_NN2 a_AT1 year_NNT1 ,_, we_PPIS2 could_VM actually_RR make_VVI the_AT same_DA profits_NN2 as_CSA we_PPIS2 did_VDD in_II 1990_MC with_IW 3,300_MC sales_NN ._. 
'_GE But_CCB one_MC1 insider_NN1 who_PNQS believes_VVZ more_RGR radical_JJ changes_NN2 will_VM be_VBI needed_VVN is_VBZ the_AT erstwhile_JJ engineering_NN1 director_NN1 ,_, Michael_NP1 Dunn_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS resigned_VVD this_DD1 week_NNT1 to_TO join_VVI an_AT1 engineering_NN1 consultancy_NN1 group_NN1 ._. 
Dunn_NP1 was_VBDZ brought_VVN in_RP from_II Ford_NP1 ,_, where_CS he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ director_NN1 of_IO product_NN1 development_NN1 in_II 1983_MC ;_; he_PPHS1 will_VM be_VBI best_RRT remembered_VVN for_IF the_AT development_NN1 of_IO the_AT Bentley_NP1 Turbo_NN1 R_ZZ1 ,_, now_RT the_AT company_NN1 's_GE best-selling_JJ model_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 did_VDD the_AT engineering_NN1 for_IF the_AT new_JJ Rolls_NP1 ,_, but_CCB is_VBZ believed_VVN to_TO have_VHI felt_VVN that_CST a_AT1 smaller_JJR ,_, lighter_NN1 and_CC more_RGR economical_JJ new_JJ car_NN1 should_VM have_VHI been_VBN developed_VVN ._. 
He_PPHS1 says_VVZ that_DD1 '_VBZ surgery_NN1 rather_II21 than_II22 an_AT1 aspirin_NN '_GE was_VBDZ required_VVN ,_, especially_RR at_II the_AT top_NN1 of_IO the_AT company_NN1 ._. 
Is_VBZ there_EX a_AT1 future_NN1 for_IF the_AT Rolls-Royce_NP1 ?_? 
'_GE Is_VBZ it_PPH1 still_RR '_GE the_AT Best_JJT Car_NN1 in_II the_AT World_NN1 '_GE ?_? 
'_" I_PPIS1 asked_VVD him_PPHO1 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 never_RR say_VV0 it_PPH1 's_VBZ the_AT best_JJT car_NN1 in_II the_AT world_NN1 ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 replied_VVD ,_, '_GE but_CCB I_PPIS1 believe_VV0 we_PPIS2 are_VBR the_AT best_RRT at_II making_VVG a_AT1 car_NN1 in_II our_APPGE class_NN1 ._. 
There_EX is_VBZ a_AT1 future_NN1 for_IF Rolls-Royce_NP1 ._. 
The_AT challenge_NN1 is_VBZ to_TO produce_VVI a_AT1 car_NN1 which_DDQ is_VBZ more_RGR attractive_JJ to_II more_DAR people_NN and_CC costs_VVZ less_DAR to_TO make_VVI ,_, and_CC to_TO minimise_VVI or_CC eliminate_VVI any_DD social_JJ embarrassment_NN1 in_II running_VVG one_PN1 ._. 
There_EX is_VBZ a_AT1 change_NN1 in_II social_JJ awareness_NN1 ._. 
'_" We_PPIS2 have_VH0 to_TO make_VVI better_JJR use_NN1 of_IO material_NN1 resources_NN2 ,_, with_IW lighter_JJR and_CC more_RGR efficient_JJ cars_NN2 ._. 
It_PPH1 has_VHZ to_TO be_VBI seen_VVN to_TO be_VBI more_RGR socially_RR responsible_JJ ,_, to_TO make_VVI people_NN feel_VVI more_RGR comfortable_JJ about_II owning_VVG a_AT1 Rolls_NP1 ._. 
'_GE Although_CS the_AT fuel_NN1 economy_NN1 has_VHZ improved_VVN by_II around_RG 30_MC per_NNU21 cent_NNU22 over_II the_AT past_JJ decade_NNT1 ,_, there_EX is_VBZ evidence_NN1 that_CST the_AT younger_JJR generation_NN1 ,_, in_RR21 particular_RR22 ,_, feels_VVZ the_AT car_NN1 is_VBZ too_RG ostentatious_JJ in_II today_RT 's_GE environment_NN1 ._. 
Dunn_NP1 believes_VVZ the_AT company_NN1 has_VHZ failed_VVN to_TO put_VVI across_II the_AT significant_JJ improvements_NN2 made_VVN in_II the_AT new_JJ car_NN1 's_GE fuel_NN1 economy_NN1 ,_, reduced_VVD emissions_NN2 and_CC extra_JJ safety_NN1 ._. 
And_CC he_PPHS1 says_VVZ :_: '_" I_PPIS1 do_VD0 n't_XX think_VVI Rolls-Royce_NP1 buyers_NN2 want_VV0 a_AT1 small_JJ car_NN1 ._. 
They_PPHS2 want_VV0 space_NN1 and_CC they_PPHS2 would_VM expect_VVI it_PPH1 to_TO be_VBI one_MC1 of_IO the_AT bigger_JJR cars_NN2 ._. 
But_CCB we_PPIS2 could_VM well_RR encounter_VVI sales_NN resistance_NN1 if_CS it_PPH1 is_VBZ the_AT biggest_JJT ._. 
'_GE The_AT main_JJ need_NN1 is_VBZ to_TO minimise_VVI weight_NN1 ._. 
Now_RT ,_, with_IW the_AT demands_NN2 for_IF fuel_NN1 economy_NN1 ,_, carbon_NN1 dioxide_NN1 emissions_NN2 and_CC toxic_JJ emissions_NN2 ,_, people_NN will_VM be_VBI taking_VVG extreme_JJ measures_NN2 to_TO reduce_VVI weight_NN1 ._. 
'_GE So_RR does_VDZ Rolls-Royce_NP1 still_RR have_VHI a_AT1 credible_JJ future_NN1 with_IW or_CC without_IW outside_JJ help_NN1 ?_? 
The_AT success_NN1 of_IO the_AT new_JJ Continental_NN1 R_ZZ1 ,_, and_CC before_RT that_CST the_AT Bentley_NP1 Turbo_NN1 ,_, shows_VVZ that_CST if_CS it_PPH1 can_VM make_VVI the_AT sort_NN1 of_IO car_NN1 that_CST new_JJ customers_NN2 approve_VV0 of_IO ,_, it_PPH1 should_VM still_RR be_VBI able_JK to_TO find_VVI 3,000_MC buyers_NN2 a_AT1 year_NNT1 around_II the_AT world_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB even_RR Rolls-Royce_NP1 must_VM be_VBI seen_VVN to_TO be_VBI moving_VVG with_IW the_AT times_NNT2 ._. 
That_DD1 will_VM certainly_RR mean_VVI a_AT1 slightly_RR smaller_JJR ,_, lighter_JJR car_NN1 with_IW an_AT1 engine_NN1 of_IO less_DAR than_CSN the_AT present_NN1 6.75_MC litres_NNU2 ._. 
Motoring_NN1 :_: Rough_JJ ride_NN1 back_RP to_II to_II the_AT roaring_JJ '40s_MC2 By_II DAVID_NP1 TAYLOR_NP1 MY_APPGE MOTORING_NN1 seems_VVZ to_TO be_VBI bobbing_VVG about_RP through_II a_AT1 series_NN of_IO time_NNT1 warps_NN2 ,_, like_II Dr_NNB Who_NP1 in_II his_APPGE Tardis_NP1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 had_VHD hardly_RR finished_VVN rummaging_VVG through_II my_APPGE snapshots_NN2 of_IO cars_NN2 of_IO the_AT '50s_MC2 (_( pictured_VVN here_RL a_AT1 fortnight_NNT1 ago_RA )_) when_RRQ I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ transported_VVN back_RP another_DD1 10_MC years_NNT2 to_II the_AT 1940s_MC2 ._. 
Here_RL and_CC there_RL it_PPH1 felt_VVD more_RRR like_II the_AT Middle_JJ Ages_NN2 ._. 
What_DDQ brought_VVD all_DB this_DD1 on_RP was_VBDZ driving_VVG from_II Berlin_NP1 to_II Leipzig_NP1 and_CC back_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 've_VH0 been_VBN known_VVN to_TO moan_VVI about_II the_AT state_NN1 of_IO some_DD of_IO the_AT roads_NN2 in_II our_APPGE neck_NN1 of_IO the_AT Surrey_NP1 woods_NN2 ,_, but_CCB the_AT byways_NN2 of_IO darkest_JJT Saxony_NP1 make_VV0 my_APPGE local_JJ rutted_JJ tracks_NN2 seem_VV0 smooth_JJ as_CSA glass_NN1 ._. 
When_CS you_PPY have_VH0 one_MC1 wheel_NN1 stuck_VVN in_II bent_JJ tramlines_NN2 while_CS the_AT other_NN1 is_VBZ banging_VVG through_II mud-filled_NN1 ,_, cobble-strewn_JJ potholes_NN2 the_AT size_NN1 of_IO small_JJ mineshafts_NN2 ,_, it_PPH1 sharpens_VVZ up_RP your_APPGE steering_NN1 technique_NN1 no_AT end_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 year_NNT1 or_CC so_RR ago_RA I_PPIS1 motored_VVD for_IF the_AT fun_NN1 of_IO it_PPH1 through_II Latvia_NP1 and_CC Estonia_NP1 ,_, from_II Riga_NP1 to_II what_DDQ was_VBDZ then_RT still_RR Leningrad_NP1 ,_, and_CC never_RR thought_VVN to_TO encounter_VVI such_DA ramshackle_JJ roads_NN2 again_RT ._. 
But_CCB nearly_RR half_DB a_AT1 century_NNT1 of_IO neglect_NN1 has_VHZ left_VVN the_AT former_DA DDR_NP1 's_GE network_NN1 in_II a_AT1 no_RR less_RGR lamentable_JJ state_NN1 of_IO collapse_NN1 ._. 
They_PPHS2 're_VBR working_VVG on_II it_PPH1 ,_, but_CCB there_EX are_VBR about_RG 50,000_MC kilometres_NNU2 of_IO roads_NN2 in_II all_DB and_CC I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ told_VVN that_CST fully_RR half_DB of_IO them_PPHO2 need_VV0 to_TO be_VBI torn_VVN up_RP and_CC rebuilt_VVN from_II scratch_NN1 ._. 
Unfortunately_RR ,_, it_PPH1 appeared_VVD to_TO be_VBI the_AT same_DA half_NN1 that_CST I_PPIS1 had_VHD picked_VVN to_TO explore_VVI ._. 
And_CC joining_VVG me_PPIO1 on_II the_AT journey_NN1 was_VBDZ a_AT1 never-ending_JJ line_NN1 of_IO lumbering_JJ construction_NN1 plant_NN1 ,_, Brobdingnagian_JJ concrete-mixers_NN2 ,_, and_CC juggernauts_NN2 laden_VVN with_IW rocks_NN2 and_CC sand_NN1 ._. 
Coming_VVG the_AT other_JJ way_NN1 ,_, between_II convoys_NN2 of_IO trucks_NN2 ,_, was_VBDZ a_AT1 motley_JJ mixture_NN1 of_IO Soviet_JJ or_CC Polish-built_JJ old_JJ bangers_NN2 ,_, sleek_JJ new_JJ Golfs_NN2 ,_, beaten-up_JJ Wartburgs_NP2 ,_, the_AT occasional_JJ Toyota_NP1 ,_, brand-new_JJ Audis_NP2 ,_, or_CC still_RR spluttering_VVG Trabants_NN2 ._. 
Even_RR among_II that_DD1 cosmopolitan_JJ crowd_NN1 I_PPIS1 felt_VVD awkward_JJ in_II my_APPGE 1990s_MC2 rented_VVD Renault_NP1 runabout_NN1 ,_, but_CCB Berlin_NP1 airport_NN1 did_VDD not_XX have_VHI anything_PN1 for_IF hire_NN1 with_IW half-tracks_NN2 at_II the_AT back_NN1 ,_, no_AT period_NN1 Kubelwagen_NN1 Type_NN1 82_MC staff_NN cars_NN2 ,_, a_AT1 Schwimmwagen_NN1 perhaps_RR ,_, or_CC what_DDQ I_PPIS1 might_VM have_VHI really_RR gone_VVN for_IF an_AT1 old_JJ Humber_NP1 Super_JJ Snipe_NN1 finished_VVN in_II khaki_JJ with_IW white_JJ mudguards_NN2 ._. 
The_AT creepy_JJ feel_NN1 of_IO the_AT roaring_JJ '40s_MC2 was_VBDZ more_RRR in_II evidence_NN1 on_II the_AT Berlin-to-Leipzig_NP1 Autobahn_NN1 ,_, route_NN1 No_AT 1_MC1 ._. 
That_DD1 was_VBDZ built_VVN by_II Hitler_NP1 and_CC ,_, by_II the_AT look_NN1 of_IO it_PPH1 ,_, long_JJ stretches_NN2 of_IO its_APPGE concrete_NN1 had_VHD hardly_RR been_VBN touched_VVN since_RR ._. 
Deserted_JJ watchtowers_NN2 on_II stilts_NN2 loom_VV0 over_RP major_JJ intersections_NN2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 passed_VVD a_AT1 military_JJ truck_NN1 in_II the_AT hedge_NN1 ._. 
Filling_VVG stations_NN2 ,_, rest_NN1 rooms_NN2 ,_, or_CC any_DD other_JJ signs_NN2 of_IO roadside_NN1 life_NN1 can_VM be_VBI 50_MC or_CC more_RGR bleak_JJ kilometres_NNU2 apart_RL ._. 
Then_RT ,_, just_RR as_CSA I_PPIS1 'd_VM half_DB a_AT1 mind_NN1 to_TO twiddle_VVI with_IW the_AT radio_NN1 in_CS21 case_CS22 Marlene_NP1 Dietrich_NP1 was_VBDZ still_RR on_RP ,_, there_EX would_VM be_VBI another_DD1 lurch_NN1 of_IO the_AT Tardis-like_JJ mood_NN1 and_CC I_PPIS1 'd_VM come_VVI upon_II a_AT1 garishly-lit_JJ motel_NN1 ,_, freshly_RR shipped_VVN across_RL from_II the_AT West_ND1 ,_, or_CC else_RR be_VBI smartly_RR overtaken_VVN by_II a_AT1 monstrous_JJ new_JJ Mercedes_NP doing_VDG 200_MC kph_NNU or_CC more_RRR with_IW effortless_JJ abandon_NN1 ,_, at_RR21 least_RR22 until_CS the_AT next_MD plunge_NN1 into_II potholes_NN2 and_CC waterlogged_JJ scree_NN1 ._. 
Central_JJ Leipzig_NP1 presented_VVD a_AT1 similarly_RR surreal_JJ mixture_NN1 of_IO eager_JJ aspirations_NN2 and_CC a_AT1 down-at-heel_JJ recent_JJ past_NN1 ._. 
Shiny_JJ new_JJ BMWs_NP2 were_VBDR lined_VVN up_RP for_IF sale_NN1 on_II the_AT forecourt_NN1 of_IO what_DDQ I_PPIS1 took_VVD to_TO be_VBI a_AT1 condemned_JJ block_NN1 of_IO woefully_RR austere_JJ flats_NN2 ,_, with_IW a_AT1 dilapidated_JJ factory_NN1 next_MD door_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ carved_VVN up_RP by_II a_AT1 let-me-through_JJ Porsche_NP1 ,_, with_IW a_AT1 chap_NN1 at_II the_AT wheel_NN1 chatting_VVG into_II his_APPGE Deutsche_NP1 Telekom_NP1 mobile_JJ phone_NN1 ,_, and_CC then_RT caught_VVD up_RP with_IW the_AT car_NN1 again_RT a_AT1 few_DA2 kilometres_NNU2 further_RRR on_RP ,_, where_CS it_PPH1 had_VHD slithered_VVN on_II the_AT wet_JJ cobbles_NN2 and_CC collided_VVN with_IW an_AT1 antique_JJ tram_NN1 ._. 
Later_RRR I_PPIS1 turned_VVD and_CC walloped_VVD back_RP towards_II Berlin_NP1 ,_, by_II31 way_II32 of_II33 Magdeburg_NP1 ,_, with_IW just_RR the_AT one_MC1 tweak_NN1 of_IO the_AT Tardis_NP1 en_RR21 route_RR22 as_CSA I_PPIS1 saw_VVD the_AT signs_NN2 for_IF Potsdam_NP1 ._. 
Next_MD day_NNT1 I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ thrashing_VVG along_II the_AT Kingston_NP1 bypass_VV0 again_RT ._. 
The_AT traffic_NN1 queue_NN1 into_II London_NP1 stretched_VVD back_RP miles_NNU2 ,_, for_IF a_AT1 sewer_NN1 had_VHD collapsed_VVN in_II the_AT centre_NN1 of_IO Wandsworth_NP1 and_CC gangs_NN2 of_IO workmen_NN2 were_VBDR tearing_VVG up_II the_AT shattered_JJ road_NN1 ,_, apparently_RR rebuilding_VVG it_PPH1 from_II scratch_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 sang_VVD Lili_NP1 Marlene_NP1 to_II myself_PPX1 as_CSA I_PPIS1 inched_VVD past_II the_AT concrete-mixers_NN2 and_CC lorries_NN2 full_JJ of_IO sand_NN1 ,_, wondering_VVG where_RRQ the_AT Tardis_NP1 might_VM be_VBI sending_VVG me_PPIO1 next_MD ._. 
Food_NN1 and_CC Drink_VV0 :_: A_AT1 dish_NN1 for_IF the_AT party_NN1 Thane_NN1 Prince_NN1 with_IW ideas_NN2 for_IF that_DD1 all-night_JJ election_NN1 stint_NN1 By_II THANE_NP1 PRINCE_NN1 WHICHEVER_DDQV party_NN1 you_PPY will_VM be_VBI supporting_VVG on_II Thursday_NPD1 ,_, I_PPIS1 suggest_VV0 giving_VVG your_APPGE own_DA party_NN1 at_II home_NN1 for_IF friends_NN2 to_TO share_VVI the_AT late-night_JJ vigil_NN1 ._. 
For_CS who_PNQS among_II us_PPIO2 is_VBZ too_RG world-weary_JJ to_TO be_VBI awake_JJ and_CC watching_VVG until_II the_AT small_JJ hours_NNT2 of_IO Friday_NPD1 morning_NNT1 ?_? 
Here_RL are_VBR ideas_NN2 for_IF a_AT1 running_JJ buffet_NN1 ,_, with_IW a_AT1 dish_NN1 for_IF each_DD1 of_IO the_AT main_JJ party_NN1 leaders_NN2 ._. 
For_IF Neil_NP1 Kinnock_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 dish_NN1 of_IO leeks_NN2 baked_VVN in_II Caerphilly_NP1 sauce_NN1 easy_JJ to_TO eat_VVI and_CC comforting_VVG whatever_DDQV the_AT outcome_NN1 ._. 
Paddy_NP1 Ashdown_NP1 has_VHZ an_AT1 egg_NN1 salad_NN1 in_II a_AT1 saffron_NN1 mayonnaise_NN1 on_II a_AT1 bed_NN1 of_IO very_RG curly_JJ green_JJ frisee_NN1 lettuce_NN1 saffron_NN1 being_VBG a_AT1 much-used_JJ ingredient_NN1 in_II the_AT West_ND1 Country_NN1 ;_; this_DD1 has_VHZ the_AT advantage_NN1 of_IO also_RR doubling_VVG as_II a_AT1 dish_NN1 for_IF the_AT Green_JJ party_NN1 ._. 
And_CC for_IF John_NP1 Major_NP1 ?_? 
My_APPGE only_JJ culinary_JJ memories_NN2 of_IO Huntingdon_NP1 are_VBR of_IO seeing_VVG a_AT1 pea-canning_JJ factory_NN1 (_( now_RT demolished_VVN )_) as_CSA I_PPIS1 passed_VVD by_RP on_II the_AT train_NN1 ._. 
And_CC not_XX having_VHG an_AT1 appetising_JJ recipe_NN1 for_IF tinned_JJ peas_NN2 ,_, I_PPIS1 turned_VVD for_IF inspiration_NN1 to_II the_AT PM_NP1 's_GE love_NN1 of_IO curry_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 have_VH0 chosen_VVN a_AT1 spiced_JJ chicken_NN1 pilaff_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ can_VM be_VBI served_VVN with_IW a_AT1 fresh_JJ tomato_NN1 and_CC chilli_NN1 chutney_NN1 to_II liven_JJ things_NN2 up_RP if_CS the_AT evening_NNT1 looks_VVZ a_RR21 little_RR22 dull_JJ ._. 
The_AT party_NN1 may_VM well_RR last_VVI long_RR into_II the_AT night_NNT1 ,_, so_RR get_VV0 in_RP lots_PN of_IO sparkling_JJ water_NN1 and_CC wine_NN1 and_CC do_VD0 n't_XX forget_VVI the_AT coffee_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 big_JJ bowl_NN1 of_IO salad_NN1 ,_, some_DD crusty_JJ bread_NN1 and_CC fresh_JJ fruit_NN is_VBZ all_DB you_PPY would_VM need_VVI to_TO serve_VVI alongside_RL ._. 
All_DB recipes_NN2 serve_VV0 810_MC as_II part_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 buffet._NNU recipe_NN1 start_NN1 EGG_NN1 SALAD_NN1 WITH_IW SAFFRON_NP1 MAYONNAISE_NP1 8_MC hard-boiled_JJ eggs_NN2 Frisee_NN1 lettuce_NN1 1_MC1 pinch_NN1 saffron_NN1 strands_NN2 2_MC tbsp_NNU white_JJ wine_NN1 vinegar_NN1 2_MC egg_NN1 yolks_VVZ 1_MC1 tsp_NNU Dijon_NP1 mustard_NN1 6_MC fl_NN1 oz_NNU olive_JJ oil_NN1 Salt_NN1 and_CC pepper_NN1 HEAT_NN1 the_AT saffron_NN1 in_II a_AT1 long-handled_JJ kitchen_NN1 spoon_NN1 until_CS it_PPH1 is_VBZ lightly_RR toasted_VVN ,_, then_RT crush_VV0 and_CC mix_VV0 with_IW the_AT wine_NN1 vinegar_NN1 ._. 
Allow_VV0 to_TO infuse_VVI for_IF 15_MC minutes_NNT2 ._. 
Place_VV0 the_AT egg_NN1 yolks_VVZ in_II a_AT1 food_NN1 processor_NN1 or_CC blender_NN1 and_CC add_VV0 the_AT mustard_NN1 and_CC half_DB of_IO the_AT vinegar_NN1 ._. 
Process_VV0 to_TO mix_VVI ;_; then_RT ,_, with_IW the_AT motor_NN1 running_NN1 ,_, add_VV0 the_AT oil_NN1 in_II a_AT1 very_RG thin_JJ stream_NN1 ._. 
After_CS you_PPY have_VH0 added_VVN half_DB the_AT oil_NN1 put_VVN in_II the_AT remaining_JJ vinegar_NN1 and_CC then_RT the_AT remaining_JJ oil_NN1 ._. 
Slice_VV0 the_AT eggs_NN2 in_II half_DB and_CC arrange_VV0 on_II a_AT1 serving_NN1 dish_NN1 on_II a_AT1 bed_NN1 of_IO torn_JJ frisee_NN1 lettuce_NN1 ._. 
Just_RR before_II serving_VVG spoon_NN1 a_AT1 little_JJ mayonnaise_NN1 on_II21 to_II22 each_DD1 egg_NN1 ._. 
CAERPHILLY_NP1 AND_CC LEEK_NP1 BAKE_VV0 900g_NNU /_FO 2_MC lb_NNU leeks_NN2 (_( cleaned_VVN weight_NN1 )_) 45g_NNU /_FO 1_MC1 oz_NNU butter_NN1 45g_NNU /_FO 1_MC1 oz_NNU flour_NN1 1_MC1 pint_NNU1 creamy_JJ milk_NN1 1_MC1 tsp_NNU mild_JJ mustard_NN1 110g_NNU /_FO 4oz_NNU crumbled_VVD Caerphilly_NP1 cheese_NN1 Salt_NN1 and_CC pepper_NN1 Topping_VVG 85g_NNU /_FO 3_MC oz_NNU crumbled_VVD Caerphilly_NP1 cheese_NN1 85g_NNU /_FO 3_MC oz_NNU brown_JJ bread_NN1 crumbs_NN2 tsp_NNU celery_NN1 seasoning_NN1 1_MC1 tbsp_NNU chopped_JJ parsley_NN1 To_TO finish_VVI 2_MC tbsp_NNU melted_JJ butter_NN1 USING_VVG only_RR the_AT white_JJ part_NN1 of_IO the_AT leeks_NN2 ,_, cut_VVN into_II 1_MC1 in_II pieces_NN2 ._. 
Blanch_VV0 these_DD2 in_II boiling_JJ water_NN1 for_IF two_MC minutes_NNT2 and_CC drain_VV0 well_RR ._. 
Arrange_VV0 the_AT leeks_NN2 in_II a_AT1 buttered_JJ ovenproof_JJ dish_NN1 ._. 
Make_VV0 a_AT1 cheese_NN1 sauce_NN1 in_II the_AT usual_JJ way_NN1 and_CC pour_VV0 it_PPH1 over_II the_AT leeks._NNU recipe_NN1 end_NN1 recipe_NN1 start_NN1 In_II a_AT1 food_NN1 processor_NN1 ,_, process_VV0 the_AT topping_JJ ingredient_NN1 together_RL and_CC sprinkle_VV0 over_RP the_AT dish_NN1 ._. 
Drizzle_NN1 on_II the_AT melted_JJ butter_NN1 and_CC bake_VV0 in_II a_AT1 pre-heated_JJ oven_NN1 ,_, 360F_RA /_FO 180C_FO ,_, gas_NN1 mk_NNU 4_MC ,_, for_IF 3040_MC minutes_NNT2 ._. 
SPICED_JJ CHICKEN_NN1 PILAFF_NN1 6_MC boneless_JJ ,_, skinless_JJ chicken_NN1 breasts_NN2 Marinade_NP1 pint_NNU1 natural_JJ yogurt_NN1 2_MC tsp_NNU ground_NN1 cumin_NN1 2_MC tsp_NNU ground_NN1 coriander_NN1 1_MC1 tsp_NNU ground_NN1 turmeric_JJ 3_MC cardamom_NN1 pods_NN2 ,_, crushed_VVD tsp_NNU ground_NN1 black_JJ pepper_NN1 tsp_NNU cayenne_NN1 pepper_NN1 1_MC1 in_II piece_NN1 fresh_JJ ginger_NN1 ,_, grated_VVD Juice_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 lemon_NN1 To_TO continue_VVI 3_MC tbsp_NNU oil_NN1 2_MC medium_JJ onions_NN2 ,_, chopped_VVD 4_MC in_II stick_NN1 cinnamon_NN1 6_MC cardamom_NN1 pods_NN2 ,_, crushed_VVD 66g_NNU /_FO 2oz_NNU raisins_NN2 55g_NNU /_FO 2oz_NNU slivered_JJ almonds_NN2 400g_NNU /_FO 14oz_NNU basmati_NN2 rice_NN1 CUT_VV0 the_AT chicken_NN1 into_II cubes_NN2 ._. 
Mix_VV0 the_AT marinade_NN1 ingredients_NN2 ,_, add_VV0 the_AT chicken_NN1 and_CC leave_VV0 for_IF about_RG two_MC hours._NNU recipe_NN1 end_NN1 recipe_NN1 start_NN1 Heat_NN1 the_AT oil_NN1 in_II a_AT1 large_JJ saucepan_NN1 and_CC fry_VV0 the_AT onions_NN2 until_CS they_PPHS2 brown_VV0 ;_; add_VV0 the_AT spices_NN2 ,_, raisins_NN2 and_CC almonds_NN2 and_CC fry_VV0 for_IF a_AT1 further_JJR minute_NNT1 ._. 
Now_RT add_VV0 the_AT chicken_NN1 and_CC ,_, stirring_VVG all_DB the_AT time_NNT1 ,_, fry_VV0 this_DD1 for_IF 2_MC 3_MC minutes_NNT2 ._. 
Put_VV0 in_II the_AT rice_NN1 and_CC stir_VV0 well_RR ._. 
Now_RT add_VV0 about_II 1_MC1 pints_NNU2 of_IO water_NN1 and_CC some_DD salt_NN1 ._. 
Bring_VV0 to_II the_AT boil_NN1 and_CC simmer_VV0 ,_, uncovered_VVD ,_, for_IF 15_MC 20_MC minutes_NNT2 ._. 
The_AT rice_NN1 should_VM absorb_VVI all_DB the_AT water_NN1 and_CC the_AT chicken_NN1 will_VM be_VBI cooked_VVN through_RP ._. 
Serve_VV0 warm_JJ with_IW fresh_JJ chutney_NN1 ._. 
FRESH_JJ CHILLI_NN1 AND_CC TOMATO_NN1 CHUTNEY_NN1 450g_NNU /_FO 1_MC1 lb_NNU firm_JJ ripe_JJ tomatoes_NN2 1_MC1 2_MC fresh_JJ green_NN1 chillies_VVZ 1_MC1 large_JJ Spanish_JJ onion_NN1 cucumber_NN1 1_MC1 bunch_NN1 fresh_JJ coriander_NN1 Juice_NN1 of_IO 2_MC lemons_NN2 Salt_NN1 CHOP_VV0 the_AT tomatoes_NN2 ,_, onion_NN1 and_CC coriander_NN1 ._. 
Cut_VV0 open_JJ the_AT chillis_NN2 and_CC remove_VV0 the_AT seeds_NN2 ._. 
Chop_VV0 ._. 
Cut_VV0 the_AT cucumber_NN1 into_II tiny_JJ cubes_NN2 ._. 
Mix_VV0 everything_PN1 together_RL and_CC leave_VV0 for_IF flavours_NN2 to_II develop._NNU recipe_NN1 end_NN1 recipe_NN1 start_NN1 recipe_NN1 end_NN1 Food_NN1 and_CC Drink_VV0 :_: The_AT relaunch_NN1 of_IO lunch_NN1 Restaurants_NN2 are_VBR more_RGR fun_JJ at_II midday_NNT1 ,_, says_VVZ John_NP1 Whitley_NP1 By_II JOHN_NP1 WHITLEY_NP1 LUNCHTIME_NNT1 in_II Britain_NP1 was_VBDZ never_RR an_AT1 occasion_NN1 to_TO whet_VVI the_AT appetite_NN1 of_IO the_AT serious_JJ private_JJ eater_NN1 :_: most_DAT decent_JJ restaurants_NN2 were_VBDR cluttered_VVN up_RP with_IW expense-account_JJ company_NN1 clodhoppers_NN2 ,_, making_VVG maximum_JJ use_NN1 of_IO their_APPGE up-market_JJ luncheon_NN1 vouchers_NN2 ._. 
But_CCB nowadays_RT there_EX 's_VBZ more_DAR elbow_NN1 room_NN1 and_CC less_DAR cigar_NN1 smoke_NN1 and_CC the_AT shrewder_JJR restaurateurs_NN2 have_VH0 set_VVN out_RP to_TO replace_VVI their_APPGE lost_JJ business_NN1 regulars_NN2 by_II constructing_VVG lunch_NN1 menus_NN2 that_CST are_VBR brief_JJ ,_, light_JJ and_CC designed_VVN to_TO show_VVI off_RP the_AT chef_NN1 's_GE talents_NN2 rather_II21 than_II22 the_AT customer_NN1 's_GE credit_NN1 rating_NN1 ;_; it_PPH1 's_VBZ hard_JJ to_TO believe_VVI that_CST anyone_PN1 can_VM produce_VVI a_AT1 good_JJ meal_NN1 so_RG cheaply_RR ._. 
Often_RR the_AT set_NN1 lunches_NN2 are_VBR so_RG cheap_JJ ,_, in_II fact_NN1 ,_, that_CST they_PPHS2 work_VV0 as_II a_AT1 loss_NN1 leader_NN1 a_AT1 taster_NN1 to_TO tempt_VVI people_NN back_RP in_II the_AT evening_NNT1 ._. 
And_CC in_II a_AT1 well-run_JJ establishment_NN1 the_AT leisurely_JJ lunch_NN1 can_VM actually_RR be_VBI more_RGR fun_JJ than_CSN dinner_NN1 the_AT kitchen_NN1 is_VBZ under_RG less_DAR pressure_NN1 ,_, the_AT room_NN1 is_VBZ less_RGR crowded_JJ and_CC less_RGR smoky_JJ ._. 
Even_RR at_II the_AT very_JJ top_NN1 of_IO the_AT market_NN1 there_EX are_VBR amazing_JJ bargains_NN2 ._. 
Three_MC courses_NN2 may_VM cost_VVI almost_RR 100_MC ,_, but_CCB when_RRQ the_AT cooking_NN1 is_VBZ done_VDN by_II masters_NN2 like_II Nico_NP1 Ladenis_NP1 or_CC Pierre_NP1 Koffmann_NP1 this_DD1 is_VBZ real_JJ value_NN1 for_IF money_NN1 and_CC barely_RR half_DB the_AT evening_NNT1 price_NN1 ._. 
Neither_DD1 man_NN1 holds_VVZ back_RP his_APPGE star_NN1 dishes_NN2 :_: currently_RR Ladenis_NP1 features_VVZ one_MC1 of_IO his_APPGE most_RGT successful_JJ recent_JJ constructions_NN2 ,_, a_AT1 wonderfully_RR crusty_JJ ,_, deep-flavoured_JJ Pithivier_NN1 of_IO quail_NN ._. 
Ladenis_NP1 's_GE cooking_NN1 has_VHZ become_VVN simpler_JJR ,_, less_RGR dramatic_JJ and_CC more_RGR concerned_JJ with_IW texture_NN1 ._. 
Delicate_JJ chicken_NN1 breast_NN1 ,_, for_REX21 example_REX22 ,_, steamed_VVD then_RT caramelised_VVN under_II a_AT1 grill_NN1 ,_, is_VBZ served_VVN in_II a_AT1 bowl_NN1 of_IO perfectly_RR cooked_JJ white_JJ coco_NN1 beans_NN2 ._. 
Another_DD1 spring_NN1 masterpiece_NN1 is_VBZ a_AT1 baby_NN1 sole_NN1 served_VVN on_II the_AT bone_NN1 so_CS21 that_CS22 its_APPGE glutinous_JJ quality_NN1 matches_VVZ exactly_RR a_AT1 beurre_NN1 blanc_NN1 made_VVN of_IO sherry_NN1 and_CC Madeira_NP1 ._. 
The_AT only_JJ problem_NN1 for_IF bargain_NN1 hunters_NN2 is_VBZ that_CST there_EX is_VBZ nothing_PN1 under_RG 24.50_MC on_II the_AT grand_JJ wine_NN1 list_NN1 but_CCB that_DD1 's_VBZ a_AT1 first-class_JJ Cotes_NP1 du_NP1 Rhone_NP1 from_II Guigal_NP1 which_DDQ is_VBZ ideal_JJ for_IF midday_NNT1 ._. 
Tante_NP1 Claire_NP1 is_VBZ even_RR more_RGR amazing_JJ value_NN1 and_CC throws_VVZ in_II coffee_NN1 and_CC petits_VVZ fours_MC2 (_( variable_NN1 )_) on_II its_APPGE two_MC menus_NN2 ,_, one_MC1 fishy_JJ ,_, the_AT other_JJ meaty_JJ ._. 
These_DD2 have_VH0 fewer_DAR choices_NN2 per_II course_NN1 ,_, but_CCB are_VBR thoughtfully_RR constructed_VVN and_CC generous_JJ with_IW major-league_JJ dishes_NN2 ._. 
This_DD1 winter_NNT1 Koffmann_NP1 has_VHZ been_VBN reinterpreting_VVG Cabessal_NP1 de_NP1 lievre_NN1 :_: instead_II21 of_II22 stuffing_NN1 and_CC braising_VVG the_AT hare_NN1 he_PPHS1 lightly_RR roasts_VVZ the_AT fillet_NN1 and_CC laps_NN2 it_PPH1 in_II a_AT1 deep_JJ spicy_JJ sauce_NN1 grand_JJ veneur_NN1 set_VVN off_RP by_II a_AT1 heap_NN1 of_IO nutty_JJ pates_NN2 ._. 
Such_DA a_AT1 meal_NN1 is_VBZ a_AT1 special_JJ treat_NN1 ;_; but_CCB as_CSA the_AT list_NN1 below_II shows_NN2 ,_, there_EX are_VBR more_RGR accessible_JJ menus_NN2 around_II the_AT country_NN1 for_IF barely_RR the_AT price_NN1 of_IO one_MC1 child_NN1 's_GE pocket_NN1 money_NN1 ._. 
They_PPHS2 all_DB dole_VV0 out_RP three_MC courses_NN2 unless_CS stated_VVN otherwise_RR ;_; it_PPH1 's_VBZ worth_II taking_VVG a_AT1 day_NNT1 off_II work_NN1 to_TO get_VVI the_AT full_JJ benefit_NN1 ,_, allowing_VVG for_IF recovery_NN1 time_NNT1 ._. 
Food_NN1 and_CC Drink_VV0 :_: Tales_NN2 of_IO the_AT unexpected_JJ Oz_NP1 Clarke_NP1 tries_VVZ wines_NN2 that_CST break_VV0 the_AT rules_NN2 and_CC win_VV0 By_II OZ_NP1 CLARKE_NP1 I_PPIS1 THOUGHT_VVD I_PPIS1 'd_VM write_VVI this_DD1 week_NNT1 about_II wines_NN2 from_II unsung_JJ corners_NN2 of_IO the_AT world_NN1 ,_, and_CC began_VVD to_TO round_VVI up_RP the_AT usual_JJ suspects_NN2 Cyprus_NP1 ,_, Israel_NP1 ,_, Canada_NP1 ,_, Belgium_NP1 ._. 
My_APPGE interest_NN1 in_II whether_CSW they_PPHS2 were_VBDR making_VVG much_DA1 progress_NN1 towards_II the_AT glorious_JJ flavours_NN2 beginning_VVG to_TO arrive_VVI from_II Australia_NP1 ,_, New_NP1 Zealand_NP1 and_CC Southern_JJ America_NP1 was_VBDZ only_RR somewhat_RR tempered_VVN by_II a_AT1 certain_JJ nervousness_NN1 on_II31 behalf_II32 of_II33 my_APPGE liver_NN1 and_CC my_APPGE head_NN1 ._. 
Then_RT I_PPIS1 went_VVD through_II the_AT samples_NN2 in_II my_APPGE kitchen_NN1 and_CC realised_VVD that_CST ,_, rather_CS21 than_CS22 look_VVI at_II the_AT non-mainstream_JJ areas_NN2 ,_, I_PPIS1 could_VM look_VVI at_II wines_NN2 from_II perfectly_RR accepted_JJ areas_NN2 that_CST broke_VVD the_AT usual_JJ conventions_NN2 ;_; or_CC in_II one_MC1 brilliant_JJ example_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 could_VM see_VVI what_DDQ great_JJ traditional_JJ winemakers_NN2 in_II this_DD1 case_NN1 a_AT1 pair_NN of_IO Burgundian_JJ grandees_NN2 could_VM do_VDI when_CS they_PPHS2 decided_VVD to_TO rough_VVI it_PPH1 a_RR21 bit_RR22 in_II France_NP1 's_VBZ far_RR south_ND1 ._. 
This_DD1 wine_NN1 is_VBZ so_RG good_JJ ,_, let_VM21 's_VM22 deal_VVI with_IW it_PPH1 straight_RR21 away_RR22 ._. 
Domaine_VV0 de_NP1 Triennes_NP2 is_VBZ a_AT1 new_JJ venture_NN1 in_II the_AT Mediterranean_JJ Var_NN1 region_NN1 from_II the_AT chap_NN1 who_PNQS makes_VVZ Domaine_NP1 de_FW la_FW Romanee-Conti_NP1 wines_NN2 and_CC the_AT chap_NN1 who_PNQS makes_VVZ Domaine_NP1 Dujac_NP1 ._. 
The_AT Pinot_NP1 Noir_NP1 is_VBZ their_APPGE Burgundy_NP1 red_JJ grape_NN1 ,_, but_CCB at_II Domaine_NP1 de_NP1 Triennes_NP2 they_PPHS2 've_VH0 planted_VVN the_AT Bordeaux_NP1 grape_NN1 Cabernet_NN1 and_CC the_AT Rhone_NN1 grape_NN1 Syrah_NP1 ,_, and_CC the_AT result_NN1 is_VBZ explosively_RR good_JJ :_: packed_VVN with_IW pepper_NN1 and_CC spice_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 deep_JJ lush_JJ damson_NN1 and_CC blackberry_NN1 fruit_NN and_CC a_AT1 light_JJ swish_NN1 of_IO sweet_JJ leather_NN1 ._. 
The_AT Australians_NN2 often_RR use_VV0 this_DD1 grape_NN1 combination_NN1 ,_, but_CCB they_PPHS2 would_VM be_VBI hard_RR put_VVN to_II equal_JJ this_DD1 quality_NN1 for_IF 4.65_MC ._. 
(_( Corney_NN1 &amp;_CC Barrow_NP1 sell_VV0 it_PPH1 from_II 12_MC Helmet_NN1 Row_NN1 ,_, London_NP1 ,_, EC1_FO ;_; tel_NN1 :_: 071_MC 251_MC 4051_MC )_) ._. 
For_IF this_DD1 1990_MC vintage_NN1 they_PPHS2 had_VHD the_AT outstanding_JJ winemaker_NN1 from_II Martinborough_NP1 in_II New_NP1 Zealand_NP1 working_VVG there_RL ._. 
Now_RT ,_, I_PPIS1 wonder_VV0 if_CSW that_DD1 made_VVD a_AT1 difference_NN1 ._. 
And_CC talking_VVG of_IO unexpected_JJ wine_NN1 styles_NN2 ,_, Australia_NP1 has_VHZ made_VVN something_PN1 of_IO a_AT1 speciality_NN1 of_IO mixing_VVG Bordeaux_NP1 Semillon_NP1 grape_NN1 with_IW Burgundy_NP1 's_GE Chardonnay_NN1 grape_NN1 recently_RR ._. 
Australian_JJ Chardonnay_NN1 has_VHZ become_VVN so_RG popular_JJ they_PPHS2 have_VH0 been_VBN suffering_VVG shortages_NN2 ,_, but_CCB there_EX has_VHZ always_RR been_VBN loads_NN2 of_IO Semillon_NP1 available_JJ ._. 
So_RR the_AT Aussies_NN2 blend_VV0 them_PPHO2 together_RL and_CC ,_, when_CS they_PPHS2 apply_VV0 a_AT1 little_JJ oak_NN1 ageing_VVG too_RR ,_, the_AT result_NN1 is_VBZ a_AT1 lovely_JJ fat_JJ wine_NN1 ,_, mildly_RR spicy_JJ ,_, but_CCB with_IW a_AT1 streak_NN1 of_IO lime_NN1 ._. 
Yet_RR no-one_PN1 else_RR in_II the_AT world_NN1 had_VHD even_RR considered_VVN such_DA a_AT1 blend_NN1 ,_, certainly_RR not_XX the_AT Californians_NN2 ._. 
That_REX21 is_REX22 ,_, until_CS one_MC1 of_IO Penfold_NP1 's_GE Australian_JJ winemakers_NN2 poled_VVD up_RP at_II Geyser_NN1 Peak_NN1 winery_NN1 in_II California_NP1 and_CC realised_VVD the_AT price_NN1 of_IO Chardonnay_NP1 was_VBDZ so_RG high_JJ around_II the_AT Sonoma_NP1 Valley_NN1 he_PPHS1 'd_VM never_RR manage_VVI to_TO make_VVI a_AT1 4.99_MC class_NN1 white_NN1 for_IF our_APPGE market_NN1 ._. 
Going_VVG back_RP to_II his_APPGE Aussie_NN1 roots_NN2 ,_, he_PPHS1 remembered_VVD the_AT role_NN1 Semillon_NN1 played_VVD down_RP there_RL ,_, but_CCB good_JJ Semillon_NN1 is_VBZ virtually_RR non-existent_JJ in_II California_NP1 ._. 
Except_CS in_II one_MC1 area_NN1 ._. 
South_ND1 of_IO San_NP1 Francisco_NP1 ,_, hemmed_VVN in_RP by_II housing_VVG developments_NN2 and_CC shopping_NN1 malls_NN2 ,_, the_AT ancient_JJ Livermore_NP1 Valley_NN1 vineyards_NN2 survive_VV0 by_II the_AT skin_NN1 of_IO their_APPGE grapes_NN2 ._. 
And_CC on_II these_DD2 gravelly_JJ soils_NN2 ,_, the_AT Semillon_NN1 flourishes_NN2 just_RR as_CSA it_PPH1 does_VDZ in_II Bordeaux_NP1 ._. 
Semchard_NP1 (_( Oddbins_NP1 ,_, 4.99_MC )_) I_PPIS1 know_VV0 ,_, I_PPIS1 do_VD0 n't_XX like_VVI the_AT name_NN1 either_DD1 is_VBZ 75_MC per_NNU21 cent_NNU22 Livermore_NP1 Semillon_NP1 and_CC the_AT rest_NN1 Sonoma_NP1 Chardonnay_NP1 ;_; the_AT flavour_NN1 is_VBZ quite_RG unlike_JJ anything_PN1 from_II California_NP1 or_CC Australia_NP1 ._. 
There_EX is_VBZ a_AT1 lovely_JJ smell_NN1 of_IO apricot_NN1 and_CC cinnamon_NN1 spice_NN1 ,_, a_AT1 light_JJ but_CCB extremely_RR attractive_JJ dry_JJ texture_NN1 and_CC the_AT same_DA gentle_JJ ,_, approachable_JJ apricot_NN1 and_CC cinnamon_NN1 taste_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 's_VBZ more_RGR like_II a_AT1 modern_JJ white_JJ Bordeaux_NN1 than_CSN anything_PN1 else_RR ._. 
Such_DA a_AT1 pity_NN1 Chardonnay_NN1 is_VBZ banned_VVN in_II Bordeaux_NP1 ._. 
And_CC I_PPIS1 must_VM admit_VVI I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ pleasantly_RR surprised_JJ to_TO find_VVI Burgundy_NP1 's_GE Pinot_NN1 Noir_NN1 taking_VVG ever_RR firmer_JJR root_NN1 in_II Germany_NP1 ._. 
The_AT Baden_NP1 region_NN1 is_VBZ well_JJ to_II the_AT south_ND1 of_IO Germany_NP1 's_GE more_RGR famous_JJ wine_NN1 areas_NN2 ,_, and_CC so_RR receives_VVZ far_RG more_DAR sunshine_NN1 ,_, giving_VVG the_AT growers_NN2 greater_JJR flexibility_NN1 in_II what_DDQ kinds_NN2 of_IO wine_NN1 they_PPHS2 can_VM make_VVI ._. 
Because_CS Germany_NP1 's_GE reputation_NN1 was_VBDZ created_VVN by_II the_AT Riesling_JJ wines_NN2 of_IO the_AT Mosel_NP1 and_CC Rheingau_NN1 areas_NN2 ,_, there_EX has_VHZ always_RR been_VBN a_AT1 sniffy_JJ attitude_NN1 to_II the_AT south_ND1 ._. 
Sniff_VV0 no_AT more_RRR ._. 
Baden_NP1 is_VBZ undergoing_VVG the_AT same_DA transformation_NN1 that_CST is_VBZ revitalising_VVG southern_JJ France_NP1 ._. 
Tesco_NP1 's_GE Baden_NP1 Pinot_NP1 Noir_NP1 (_( 3.99_MC )_) has_VHZ all_DB the_AT delightful_JJ gentle_JJ fruit_NN flavours_NN2 of_IO the_AT Pinot_NN1 soft_JJ strawberry_NN1 and_CC fresh_JJ pear_NN1 but_CCB it_PPH1 is_VBZ assertive_JJ enough_RR to_TO boast_VVI a_AT1 pretty_RG deep_JJ colour_NN1 and_CC a_AT1 nip_NN1 of_IO tannin_NN1 ._. 
And_CC one_PN1 more_RGR remarkable_JJ transplant_NN1 ._. 
The_AT Alsace_NP1 tradition_NN1 of_IO making_VVG a_AT1 fragrant_JJ dry_JJ Muscat_NP1 has_VHZ been_VBN gaining_VVG ground_NN1 in_II southern_JJ France_NP1 ,_, and_CC of_IO all_DB places_NN2 in_II Israel_NP1 ._. 
Israeli_JJ wines_NN2 ,_, apart_II21 from_II22 the_AT expensive_JJ Golan_JJ Heights_NN2 wines_NN2 ,_, have_VH0 generally_RR been_VBN pretty_RG poor_JJ thick_JJ ,_, sweetish_VV0 ,_, over-ripe_JJ and_CC a_AT1 million_NNO miles_NNU2 away_II21 from_II22 thirst-quenching_NN1 ._. 
So_RR I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ staggered_VVN to_TO open_VVI Baron_NNB Wine_NP1 Cellars_NN2 '_GE Dry_JJ Muscat_NP1 and_CC find_VV0 a_AT1 wine_NN1 fizzing_VVG with_IW sherbert-sharp_JJ freshness_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ dry_JJ and_CC it_PPH1 is_VBZ almost_RR aggressively_RR refreshing_JJ great_JJ starbursts_NN2 of_IO lime_NN1 juice_NN1 and_CC orange_JJ peel_NN1 and_CC just_RR a_AT1 little_JJ grapeyness_NN1 ,_, creating_VVG a_AT1 most_RGT unusual_JJ citrus_NN1 cocktail_NN1 for_IF a_AT1 warm_JJ ,_, spring_NN1 day_NNT1 ._. 
Corney_NN1 &amp;_CC Barrow_NP1 does_VDZ this_DD1 one_PN1 too_RR ,_, at_II 4.97_MC ._. 
Food_NN1 and_CC Drink_VV0 :_: WEEKEND_NNT1 BAKE_VV0 By_II THANE_NP1 PRINCE_NN1 I_PPIS1 WOULD_VM n't_XX want_VVI to_TO forget_VVI the_AT Monster_NN1 Raving_VVG Loonies_NN2 ._. 
So_RR this_DD1 is_VBZ for_IF them_PPHO2 ._. 
Pre-heat_JJ oven_NN1 to_II 180C_FO /_FO 350F_RA ,_, gas_NN1 mk_NNU 4_MC ._. 
Grease_NN1 and_CC flour_NN1 well_RR two_MC 8_MC in_II sandwich_NN1 tins_NN2 or_CC a_AT1 13_MC in7_FO in_II 2_MC in_II tin_NN1 ._. 
Blend_VV0 the_AT cocoa_NN1 with_IW 2_MC tablespoons_NN2 of_IO the_AT milk_NN1 until_CS creamy_JJ ._. 
Place_VV0 all_DB the_AT ingredients_NN2 in_II the_AT large_JJ bowl_NN1 of_IO an_AT1 electric_JJ mixer_NN1 and_CC mix_VV0 on_II low_JJ speed_NN1 until_CS combined_VVN ._. 
Now_RT turn_VV0 to_II high_JJ speed_NN1 and_CC beat_VV0 the_AT batter_NN1 for_IF three_MC minutes_NNT2 ._. 
Divide_VV0 the_AT batter_NN1 between_II the_AT prepared_JJ tins_NN2 and_CC bake_VV0 the_AT sandwich_NN1 tins_NN2 for_IF 25_MC 30_MC minutes_NNT2 ,_, the_AT large_JJ cake_NN1 tin_NN1 for_IF 40_MC 45_MC minutes_NNT2 ._. 
Allow_VV0 to_TO cool_VVI for_IF 10_MC minutes_NNT2 before_II removing_VVG from_II tins_NN2 and_CC cooling_VVG on_II a_AT1 rack_NN1 ._. 
Snooker_NN1 :_: Davis_NP1 '_GE misses_NN2 '_GE semi-final_NN1 By_II Bob_NP1 Holmes_NP1 STEVE_NP1 DAVIS_NP1 ,_, the_AT defending_NN1 champion_NN1 ,_, lost_VVD his_APPGE quarter-final_JJ clash_NN1 with_IW Ken_NP1 Doherty_NP1 in_II the_AT most_RGT humiliating_JJ circumstances_NN2 when_RRQ he_PPHS1 forfeited_VVD the_AT deciding_JJ frame_NN1 and_CC the_AT match_NN1 on_II the_AT '_GE miss_NN1@ '_GE rule_NN1 at_II the_AT Benson_NP1 and_CC Hedges_NN2 Irish_JJ Masters_NN2 at_II Goff_NP1 's_GE ,_, County_NN1 Kildare_NP1 ._. 
Davis_NP1 failed_VVD to_TO make_VVI contact_NN1 with_IW either_DD1 of_IO two_MC clearly_RR visible_JJ reds_NN2 in_II three_MC attempts_NN2 when_CS leading_VVG 3736_MC in_II the_AT ninth_MD frame_NN1 and_CC thus_RR allowed_VVN Doherty_JJ safe_JJ passage_NN1 into_II today_RT 's_GE semi-finals_NN2 ._. 
Although_CS warned_VVN by_II referee_NN1 John_NP1 Street_NNL1 of_IO the_AT consequences_NN2 of_IO a_AT1 further_JJR '_GE miss_NN1@ '_GE after_II two_MC failures_NN2 ,_, Davis_NP1 still_RR could_VM not_XX hit_VVI either_DD1 of_IO the_AT two_MC balls_NN2 and_CC thus_RR became_VVD the_AT most_RGT notable_JJ victim_NN1 of_IO the_AT controversial_JJ rule_NN1 ._. 
If_CS the_AT meticulous_JJ Davis_NP1 was_VBDZ the_AT last_MD player_NN1 one_PN1 would_VM expect_VVI to_TO lose_VVI in_II such_DA a_AT1 manner_NN1 ,_, the_AT six-times_NNT2 Masters_NN2 champion_NN1 retained_VVD his_APPGE reputation_NN1 for_IF sportsmanship_NN1 by_II the_AT grace_NN1 with_IW which_DDQ he_PPHS1 accepted_VVD the_AT verdict_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Rules_NN2 are_VBR rules_NN2 ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 said_VVD ,_, '_GE and_CC you_PPY have_VH0 to_TO abide_VVI by_II them_PPHO2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ well_JJ aware_JJ of_IO what_DDQ would_VM happen_VVI and_CC I_PPIS1 just_RR have_VHI to_TO accept_VVI it_PPH1 ._. 
'_GE Doherty_NN1 's_GE opponent_NN1 in_II today_RT 's_GE semi-final_NN1 is_VBZ Mike_NP1 Hallett_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 surprise_NN1 51_MC winner_NN1 over_II Jimmy_NP1 White_NP1 ,_, whose_DDQGE recent_JJ form_NN1 deserted_VVN him_PPHO1 in_II a_AT1 lacklustre_JJ performance_NN1 when_CS he_PPHS1 could_VM compile_VVI only_RR one_MC1 break_NN1 of_IO more_DAR than_CSN 30_MC compared_VVN to_II four_MC by_II Hallett_NP1 ._. 
Boat_NN1 Race_NN1 :_: Wilson_NP1 confident_JJ of_IO ending_VVG the_AT sequence_NN1 Ian_NP1 Ridley_NP1 talks_NN2 to_II the_AT Light_JJ Blues_NN2 coach_VV0 ,_, who_PNQS believes_VVZ his_APPGE crew_NN1 are_VBR technically_RR superior_JJ By_II IAN_NP1 RIDLEY_NP1 THE_AT minibus_NN1 ferrying_VVG the_AT Cambridge_NP1 Boat_NN1 Race_NN1 crew_NN1 around_II has_VHZ a_AT1 message_NN1 stuck_VVN to_II its_APPGE windscreen_NN1 ,_, probably_RR more_RRR for_IF the_AT benefit_NN1 of_IO its_APPGE occupants_NN2 than_CSN as_II an_AT1 exhortation_NN1 to_II other_JJ motorists_NN2 ._. 
Just_RR Do_VD0 It_PPH1 ,_, it_PPH1 says_VVZ ._. 
This_DD1 could_VM be_VBI the_AT year_NNT1 they_PPHS2 do_VD0 ,_, though_CS they_PPHS2 say_VV0 that_CST around_II the_AT Cam_NP1 every_AT1 year_NNT1 and_CC have_VH0 been_VBN wrong_JJ for_IF 15_MC of_IO the_AT last_MD 16_MC ._. 
Listening_VVG to_II John_NP1 Wilson_NP1 ,_, the_AT Cambridge_NP1 coach_NN1 ,_, though_CS ,_, the_AT idea_NN1 does_VDZ grow_VVI that_CST Oxford_NP1 's_GE run_NN1 of_IO consecutive_JJ victories_NN2 currently_RR five_MC is_VBZ about_RPK to_TO end_VVI and_CC that_CST Cambridge_NP1 will_VM lift_VVI the_AT trophy_NN1 provided_VVN by_II Beefeater_NP1 ,_, the_AT sponsors_NN2 ,_, for_IF the_AT first_MD time_NNT1 ._. 
'_" There_EX is_VBZ not_XX a_AT1 shred_NN1 of_IO doubt_NN1 in_II my_APPGE mind_NN1 that_CST we_PPIS2 will_VM win_VVI ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 says_VVZ ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 think_VV0 we_PPIS2 are_VBR at_RR21 least_RR22 as_RG strong_JJ as_CSA the_AT Oxford_NP1 crew_NN1 physically_RR and_CC we_PPIS2 have_VH0 more_DAR experience_NN1 ,_, though_CS the_AT ages_NN2 of_IO the_AT crews_NN2 are_VBR almost_RR identical_JJ ._. 
We_PPIS2 row_VV0 technically_RR better_RRR and_CC in_II a_AT1 more_RGR efficient_JJ way_NN1 ._. 
'_" For_IF all_DB his_APPGE obvious_JJ bias_NN1 ,_, Wilson_NP1 has_VHZ a_AT1 better_JJR overview_NN1 of_IO the_AT race_NN1 than_CSN most_DAT ._. 
Last_MD year_NNT1 he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ coach_NN1 to_II Oxford_NP1 ._. 
'_" They_PPHS2 will_VM have_VHI a_AT1 confidence_NN1 that_CST they_PPHS2 will_VM win_VVI on_II the_AT day_NNT1 ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 concedes_VVZ ._. 
'_" They_PPHS2 always_RR have_VH0 an_AT1 ability_NN1 to_TO get_VVI the_AT best_RRT out_II21 of_II22 the_AT crew_NN1 on_II the_AT day_NNT1 ._. 
'_GE But_CCB Cambridge_NP1 ,_, Wilson_NP1 insists_VVZ ,_, are_VBR not_XX imbued_VVN with_IW the_AT loser_NN1 's_GE mentality_NN1 ._. 
'_" You_PPY get_VV0 different_JJ people_NN each_DD1 year_NNT1 ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 says_VVZ ._. 
'_" They_PPHS2 are_VBR almost_RR all_DB from_II winning_VVG schools_NN2 and_CC programmes_NN2 and_CC are_VBR used_JJ to_II success_NN1 ._. 
We_PPIS2 are_VBR the_AT underdogs_NN2 but_CCB that_DD1 's_VBZ not_XX how_RRQ we_PPIS2 see_VV0 it_PPH1 ._. 
The_AT desire_NN1 of_IO the_AT Cambridge_NP1 Boat_NN1 Club_NN1 to_TO win_VVI this_DD1 year_NNT1 began_VVD the_AT evening_NNT1 they_PPHS2 lost_VVD last_MD year_NNT1 ._. 
'_" We_PPIS2 have_VH0 got_VVN the_AT best-trained_JJT Cambridge_NP1 squad_NN1 there_EX has_VHZ ever_RR been_VBN ,_, fitter_NN1 and_CC more_RGR technically_RR able_JJ ._. 
We_PPIS2 have_VH0 been_VBN more_RGR thorough_JJ in_II our_APPGE approach_NN1 to_II training_NN1 and_CC developing_VVG our_APPGE technique_NN1 ._. 
'_" They_PPHS2 have_VH0 also_RR made_VVN more_DAR use_NN1 of_IO video_NN1 analysis_NN1 ._. 
'_GE The_AT best_JJT coach_NN1 is_VBZ the_AT athlete_NN1 looking_VVG at_II what_DDQ he_PPHS1 is_VBZ doing_VDG ,_, '_" says_VVZ Wilson_NP1 ._. 
Wilson_NP1 grew_VVD up_RP in_II rowing_NN1 ,_, rather_II21 than_II22 the_AT Boat_NN1 Race_NN1 ,_, having_VHG been_VBN born_VVN at_II Henley_NP1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 modestly_RR describes_VVZ his_APPGE competitive_JJ career_NN1 as_II '_GE not_XX particularly_RR special_JJ '_GE ,_, though_CS he_PPHS1 was_VBDZ good_JJ enough_RR to_TO win_VVI ,_, in_II an_AT1 eight_MC ,_, a_AT1 silver_NN1 medal_NN1 in_II the_AT world_NN1 under-23_MC championships_NN2 of_IO 1983_MC ._. 
A_AT1 back_NN1 injury_NN1 effectively_RR ended_VVD his_APPGE career_NN1 seven_MC years_NNT2 ago_RA ._. 
He_PPHS1 immediately_RR took_VVD to_II coaching_NN1 ,_, aiding_VVG the_AT sculler_NN1 ,_, Carl_NP1 Smith_NP1 ,_, to_II the_AT world_NN1 championship_NN1 in_II 1986_MC ,_, and_CC has_VHZ already_RR had_VHN three_MC successful_JJ years_NNT2 with_IW the_AT Nottinghamshire_NP1 County_NN1 club_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 has_VHZ also_RR taken_VVN quickly_RR to_II the_AT Boat_NN1 Race_NN1 ._. 
'_" If_CSW you_PPY ran_VVD a_AT1 mile_NNU1 race_NN1 ,_, you_PPY would_VM go_VVI off_RP fairly_RR quickly_RR then_RT settle_VV0 at_II an_AT1 even_JJ pace_NN1 before_II building_VVG up_RP towards_II the_AT end_NN1 ._. 
If_CS you_PPY did_VDD that_DD1 in_II the_AT Boat_NN1 Race_NN1 you_PPY would_VM get_VVI left_VVN behind_RL ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ like_II running_VVG the_AT first_MD 100_MC metres_NNU2 like_II Carl_NP1 Lewis_NP1 ,_, getting_VVG into_II gear_NN1 but_CCB pushing_VVG really_RR hard_JJ for_IF the_AT whole_JJ race_NN1 as_CSA you_PPY go_VV0 along_RP ._. 
It_PPH1 's_VBZ not_XX the_AT most_RGT efficient_JJ way_NN1 to_TO do_VDI it_PPH1 ._. 
'_" Then_RT you_PPY have_VH0 got_VVN the_AT tactics_NN2 of_IO finding_VVG the_AT right_JJ stream_NN1 ,_, getting_VVG the_AT right_JJ cover_NN1 from_II the_AT wind_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ a_AT1 battle_NN1 to_TO press_VVI your_APPGE opponents_NN2 until_CS they_PPHS2 concede_VV0 mentally_RR ._. 
'_" You_PPY pressurise_VV0 ,_, pressurise_VV0 ,_, pressurise_VV0 until_CS finally_RR they_PPHS2 do_VD0 n't_XX think_VVI they_PPHS2 can_VM win_VVI the_AT race_NN1 ._. 
Then_RT ,_, when_CS they_PPHS2 do_VD0 n't_XX think_VVI they_PPHS2 can_VM win_VVI the_AT race_NN1 ,_, they_PPHS2 ca_VM n't_XX ._. 
'_" It_PPH1 is_VBZ clear_JJ the_AT event_NN1 has_VHZ Wilson_NP1 in_II its_APPGE grip_NN1 ,_, despite_II his_APPGE being_VBG associated_VVN with_IW it_PPH1 for_IF only_RR two_MC years_NNT2 ._. 
'_" I_PPIS1 will_VM be_VBI devastated_VVN if_CS we_PPIS2 do_VD0 n't_XX win_VVI ,_, '_" he_PPHS1 admits_VVZ ._. 
'_" For_IF both_DB2 the_AT universites_NN2 ,_, it_PPH1 's_VBZ the_AT only_JJ race_NN1 of_IO the_AT year_NNT1 that_CST really_RR matters_NN2 ._. 
If_CS you_PPY do_VD0 n't_XX win_VVI the_AT Boat_NN1 Race_NN1 ,_, it_PPH1 might_VM be_VBI a_AT1 good_JJ year_NNT1 otherwise_RR but_CCB it_PPH1 's_VBZ not_XX really_RR a_AT1 good_JJ year_NNT1 ._. 
'_GE Motor_NN1 Racing_VVG :_: Mansell_NP1 produces_VVZ masterly_JJ display_NN1 By_II Timothy_NP1 Collings_NP2 in_II Sao_NP1 Paulo_NP1 NIGEL_NP1 MANSELL_NP1 produced_VVD one_MC1 of_IO the_AT most_RGT masterly_JJ qualifying_JJ drives_NN2 of_IO his_APPGE 12-year_JJ Formula_NN1 One_MC1 career_NN1 here_RL yesterday_RT as_CSA he_PPHS1 claimed_VVD provisional_JJ pole_NN1 position_NN1 for_IF tomorrow_RT 's_GE Brazilian_JJ Grand_NN121 Prix_NN122 ._. 
Championship_NN1 leader_NN1 Mansell_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS dominated_VVD the_AT season_NNT1 's_GE first_MD two_MC races_NN2 in_II South_NP1 Africa_NP1 and_CC Mexico_NP1 ,_, is_VBZ clear_JJ favourite_NN1 to_TO claim_VVI a_AT1 third_MD successive_JJ win_NN1 after_II an_AT1 almost_RR contemptuous_JJ demonstration_NN1 of_IO his_PPGE and_CC the_AT Canon_NP1 Williams_NP1 Renault_NP1 team_NN1 's_GE superiority_NN1 on_II the_AT twisting_JJ ,_, bumpy_JJ Interlagos_NN2 circuit_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 was_VBDZ into_II his_APPGE stride_NN1 early_RR in_II the_AT session_NNT1 ,_, dipping_VVG under_II world_NN1 champion_NN1 Ayrton_NP1 Senna_NP1 's_GE record_NN1 pole_NN1 time_NNT1 set_VVD last_MD year_NNT1 and_CC finally_RR settling_VVG for_IF a_AT1 best_JJT lap_NN1 of_IO 1min_NNU 15.703sec_NNU ,_, at_II an_AT1 average_JJ speed_NN1 of_IO 127.799mph_NNU ._. 
Mansell_NP1 's_GE Williams_NP1 team-mate_NN1 ,_, Riccardo_NP1 Patrese_NP1 ,_, in_II the_AT other_JJ FW14B_FO ,_, could_VM not_XX compete_VVI with_IW him_PPHO1 on_II this_DD1 form_NN1 and_CC ,_, struggling_VVG with_IW oversteer_NN1 ,_, recorded_VVD a_AT1 quickest_JJT lap_NN1 of_IO 117.591_MC ,_, 1.8sec_NNU slower_RRR ._. 
That_DD1 was_VBDZ still_RR good_JJ enough_RR for_IF second_MD spot_NN1 on_II the_AT overnight_JJ grid_NN1 ._. 
The_AT expected_JJ and_CC long-awaited_JJ revival_NN1 of_IO Honda_NP1 Marlboro_NP1 McLaren_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS introduced_VVD their_APPGE new_JJ MP4/7As_FU ,_, complete_JJ with_IW fly-by-wire_JJ technology_NN1 ,_, did_VDD not_XX materialise_VVI and_CC ,_, during_II a_AT1 disappointing_JJ session_NNT1 ,_, Senna_NP1 span_VVD off_RP ._. 
Gerhard_NP1 Berger_NP1 was_VBDZ fifth_MD quickest_JJT ,_, with_IW Senna_NP1 back_NN1 in_II ninth_MD ._. 
Michael_NP1 Schumacher_NP1 ,_, of_IO Germany_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS finished_VVD third_MD for_IF Camel_NN1 Benetton_NP1 Ford_NP1 in_II Mexico_NP1 two_MC weeks_NNT2 ago_RA ,_, was_VBDZ third_MD quickest_JJT ahead_II21 of_II22 Pierluigi_JJ Martini_NN1 's_GE Dallara_NP1 Ferrari_NP1 ._. 
Mansell_NP1 said_VVD later_RRR :_: '_" I_PPIS1 think_VV0 that_DD1 lap_NN1 was_VBDZ one_MC1 of_IO the_AT best_JJT laps_NN2 of_IO my_APPGE career_NN1 ._. 
But_CCB you_PPY must_VM not_XX be_VBI taken_VVN in_RP by_II McLaren_NP1 and_CC Honda_NP1 ._. 
They_PPHS2 have_VH0 the_AT ability_NN1 to_TO jump_VVI straight_JJ back_NN1 at_II a_AT1 moment_NN1 's_GE notice_NN1 ._. 
'_GE Senna_NP1 said_VVD :_: '_" I_PPIS1 feel_VV0 it_PPH1 is_VBZ premature_JJ it_PPH1 make_VV0 any_DD comment_NN1 ._. 
Let_VM21 's_VM22 see_VVI what_DDQ happens_VVZ tomorrow_RT ._. 
'_GE Mansell_NP1 's_GE happiness_NN1 was_VBDZ not_XX matched_VVN by_II Britain_NP1 's_GE other_JJ drivers_NN2 ._. 
Perry_NP1 McCarthy_NP1 had_VHD one_MC1 of_IO the_AT saddest_JJT days_NNT2 of_IO his_APPGE racing_JJ career_NN1 ._. 
The_AT Essex_NP1 driver_NN1 ,_, 29_MC ,_, who_PNQS was_VBDZ named_VVN as_CSA one_MC1 of_IO two_MC new_JJ drivers_NN2 for_IF the_AT Andrea_NP1 Moda_NP1 team_NN1 on_II Tuesday_NPD1 ,_, was_VBDZ the_AT victim_NN1 of_IO an_AT1 administrative_JJ error_NN1 by_II the_AT International_JJ Motor_NN1 Sports_NN2 Federation_NN1 and_CC had_VHD his_APPGE licence_NN1 to_TO drive_VVI in_II F1_FO withdrawn_VVN ._. 
This_DD1 prevented_VVD him_PPHO1 from_II taking_VVG part_NN1 in_II yesterday_RT 's_GE pre-qualifying_NN1 after_CS he_PPHS1 had_VHD waiting_VVG 10_MC years_NNT2 for_IF the_AT chance_NN1 of_IO an_AT1 F1_FO drive_NN1 ._. 
Martin_NP1 Brundle_NP1 ,_, in_II the_AT second_MD Camel_NN1 Benetton_NP1 Ford_NP1 ,_, had_VHD gearbox_NN1 problems_NN2 during_II the_AT morning_NNT1 and_CC had_VHD difficulty_NN1 with_IW the_AT bumpy_JJ track_NN1 in_II the_AT afternoon_NNT1 session_NNT1 ._. 
Rowing_NN1 :_: Oxford_NP1 have_VH0 power_NN1 to_TO win_VVI yet_RR again_RT ROWING_VVG Cambridge_NP1 poised_VVD to_TO take_VVI early_RR lead_VV0 in_II Boat_NN1 Race_NN1 but_CCB may_VM not_XX be_VBI able_JK to_TO stay_VVI there_RL By_II Geoffrey_NP1 Page_NN1 AT_RR21 LEAST_RR22 three_MC records_NN2 will_VM be_VBI established_VVN in_RP today_RT 's_GE 138th_MD University_NN1 Boat_NN1 Race_NN1 Cambridge_NP1 's_GE Dirk_NP1 Bangert_NP1 will_VM become_VVI the_AT first_MD German_NN1 to_TO row_VVI in_II the_AT race_NN1 ,_, Andy_NP1 Probert_NP1 ,_, their_APPGE 38-year-old_JJ cox_NN1 ,_, will_VM be_VBI the_AT oldest_JJT ever_RR competitor_NN1 and_CC Oxford_NP1 's_GE Boris_NP1 Mavra_NP1 will_VM be_VBI the_AT first_MD Yugoslav_JJ Blue_JJ ._. 
The_AT United_NP1 States_NP1 Ambassador_NN1 is_VBZ guaranteed_VVN at_RR21 least_RR22 one_MC1 American_JJ recipient_NN1 when_CS he_PPHS1 presents_VVZ the_AT Beefeater_NP1 Gin_NN1 Trophy_NN1 to_II the_AT winners_NN2 ._. 
Three_MC from_II the_AT Cambridge_NP1 crew_NN1 and_CC two_MC from_II Oxford_NP1 rowed_VVD for_IF American_JJ Universities_NN2 but_CCB ,_, of_IO these_DD2 ,_, the_AT Justicz_NP1 brothers_NN2 ,_, though_CS of_IO Czechoslovakian_JJ extraction_NN1 ,_, are_VBR British_JJ ._. 
Each_DD1 crew_NN1 contains_VVZ an_AT1 Australian_JJ ,_, both_RR educated_VVN in_II England_NP1 ,_, and_CC among_II the_AT coaches_NN2 of_IO these_DD2 cosmopolitan_JJ crews_NN2 are_VBR a_AT1 former_DA East_NP1 German_JJ ,_, Jurgen_NP1 Grobler_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS advises_VVZ Oxford_NP1 ,_, and_CC Cambridge_NP1 's_GE Vladimir_NP1 Bachev_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 Czech-born_JJ Bulgarian_NN1 ._. 
Cambridge_NP1 's_GE boat_NN1 is_VBZ American_JJ ,_, Oxford_NP1 's_GE German_NN1 ._. 
Both_DB2 crews_NN2 use_VV0 American_JJ oars_NN2 ._. 
Oxford_NP1 had_VHD more_DAR problems_NN2 than_CSN Cambridge_NP1 in_II settling_VVG their_APPGE crew_NN1 ,_, suffering_VVG the_AT trauma_NN1 of_IO the_AT sudden_JJ death_NN1 during_II training_NN1 of_IO John_NP1 Hebbes_NP2 ,_, in_II whose_DDQGE memory_NN1 their_APPGE boat_NN1 is_VBZ named_VVN ._. 
After_CS an_AT1 unsatisfactory_JJ performance_NN1 in_II the_AT Reading_NP1 Head_NN1 a_AT1 month_NNT1 ago_RA ,_, Oxford_NP1 brought_VVD in_II a_AT1 relatively_RR inexperienced_JJ stroke_NN1 ,_, Ian_NP1 Gardiner_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS learnt_VVD his_APPGE rowing_NN1 at_II Oxford_NP1 ,_, and_CC the_AT Dark_JJ Blues_NN2 immediately_RR became_VVD a_AT1 force_NN1 to_TO be_VBI reckoned_VVN with_IW ._. 
Until_II then_RT ,_, Cambridge_NP1 had_VHD looked_VVN set_VV0 to_TO record_VVI only_RR their_APPGE second_MD win_VV0 in_II 17_MC years_NNT2 and_CC to_TO take_VVI the_AT trophy_NN1 for_IF the_AT first_MD time_NNT1 since_CS its_APPGE introduction_NN1 by_II the_AT present_JJ sponsors_NN2 in_II 1987_MC ._. 
There_EX are_VBR four_MC old_JJ Blues_NN2 in_II each_DD1 crew_NN1 ,_, while_CS Cambridge_NP1 ,_, with_IW their_APPGE most_RGT talented_JJ material_NN1 in_II recent_JJ years_NNT2 ,_, have_VH0 six_MC post-graduates_NN2 ,_, including_II their_APPGE cox_NN1 ,_, to_II Oxford_NP1 's_GE four_MC ,_, though_CS there_EX is_VBZ little_DA1 difference_NN1 in_II the_AT average_JJ ages_NN2 ._. 
Both_DB2 coaching_VVG teams_NN2 have_VH0 something_PN1 to_TO prove_VVI ,_, Cambridge_NP1 being_VBG led_VVN by_II John_NP1 Wilson_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS was_VBDZ last_MD year_NNT1 's_GE Oxford_NP1 chief_JJ coach_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 will_VM be_VBI quite_RG a_AT1 feather_NN1 in_II his_APPGE cap_NN1 if_CS Cambridge_NP1 win_VV0 today_RT ._. 
Oxford_NP1 ,_, without_IW the_AT services_NN2 of_IO Mike_NP1 Spracklen_NP1 ,_, whose_DDQGE subtle_JJ genius_NN1 as_CSA finishing_JJ coach_NN1 helped_VVD them_PPHO2 to_II victories_NN2 for_IF the_AT previous_JJ five_MC races_NN2 ,_, have_VH0 Pat_NP1 Sweeney_NP1 ,_, a_AT1 regular_JJ Oxford_NP1 coach_NN1 since_II 1988_MC ,_, in_II charge_NN1 ._. 
Despite_II the_AT changes_NN2 ,_, the_AT pattern_NN1 is_VBZ familiar_JJ ,_, Cambridge_NP1 looking_VVG the_AT more_RGR elegant_JJ ,_, Oxford_NP1 the_AT more_RGR aggressive_JJ ._. 
Once_RR21 again_RR22 the_AT question_NN1 is_VBZ whether_CSW Cambridge_NP1 's_GE skill_NN1 will_VM be_VBI enough_DD to_TO overcome_VVI Oxford_NP1 's_GE greater_JJR punch_NN1 ._. 
In_II recent_JJ years_NNT2 ,_, the_AT punch_NN1 has_VHZ won_VVN ._. 
Cambridge_NP1 have_VH0 shown_VVN themselves_PPX2 to_TO be_VBI fast_JJ starters_NN2 but_CCB Bangert_NP1 has_VHZ sometimes_RT lacked_VVN the_AT rhythm_NN1 to_TO capitalise_VVI on_II an_AT1 early_JJ lead_NN1 ,_, while_CS Oxford_NP1 ,_, though_CS led_VVN in_II practice_NN1 races_NN2 ,_, have_VH0 rowed_VVN strong_JJ opponents_NN2 down_RP ._. 
Oxford_NP1 expect_VV0 to_TO be_VBI led_VVN but_CCB must_VM keep_VVI in_II touch_NN1 ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ easier_JJR to_TO visualise_VVI Oxford_NP1 rather_II21 than_II22 Cambridge_NP1 coming_VVG from_II behind_RL ,_, and_CC here_RL the_AT experience_NN1 of_IO Oxford_NP1 's_GE Cal_NNU Maclennan_NP1 ,_, in_II his_APPGE third_MD Boat_NN1 Race_NN1 ,_, and_CC Peter_NP1 Bridge_NN1 could_VM be_VBI crucial_JJ ._. 
Both_DB2 are_VBR candidates_NN2 for_IF the_AT Olympic_JJ team_NN1 and_CC Bridge_NN1 ,_, though_CS the_AT youngest_JJT man_NN1 in_II the_AT race_NN1 ,_, rowed_VVN in_II last_MD year_NNT1 's_GE crew_NN1 and_CC competed_VVD at_II last_MD year_NNT1 's_GE world_NN1 championships_NN2 in_II a_AT1 coxed_JJ pair_NN steered_VVD by_II Probert_NP1 ._. 
The_AT two_MC coxes_NN2 are_VBR well_JJ above_II average_NN1 ,_, Probert_NP1 having_VHG considerable_JJ Tideway_NN1 experience_NN1 ,_, while_CS Elizabeth_NP1 Chick_NP1 ,_, the_AT third_MD woman_NN1 to_TO steer_VVI for_IF Oxford_NP1 ,_, has_VHZ also_RR impressed_VVN in_II practice_NN1 ._. 
Oxford_NP1 remain_VV0 marginal_JJ favourites_NN2 but_CCB Cambridge_NP1 have_VH0 a_AT1 slight_JJ weight_NN1 advantage_NN1 and_CC could_VM also_RR have_VHI just_RR enough_DD extra_JJ pace_NN1 to_TO take_VVI charge_NN1 ._. 
However_RR ,_, Oxford_NP1 's_GE longer_JJR reach_NN1 ,_, excellent_JJ rhythm_NN1 and_CC exceptional_JJ fitness_NN1 could_VM prove_VVI decisive_JJ in_II the_AT predicted_JJ headwind_NN1 ._. 
Way_NN1 of_IO the_AT World_NN1 :_: An_AT1 end_NN1 to_II science_NN1 By_II AUBERON_NP1 WAUGH_NP1 THE_AT more_DAR scientists_NN2 write_VV0 to_II The_AT Times_NNT2 threatening_VVG to_TO vote_VVI Labour_JJ unless_CS we_PPIS2 give_VV0 them_PPHO2 huge_JJ sums_NN2 of_IO money_NN1 ,_, the_AT more_RGR many_DA2 of_IO us_PPIO2 feel_VV0 it_PPH1 is_VBZ time_NNT1 to_TO call_VVI a_AT1 halt_NN1 to_II science_NN1 ._. 
If_CS Labour_JJ wins_NN2 the_AT election_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 imagine_VV0 all_DB scientists_NN2 will_VM emigrate_VVI anyway_RR ,_, but_CCB a_AT1 new_JJ Conservative_JJ government_NN1 should_VM give_VVI serious_JJ thought_NN1 to_II my_APPGE proposal_NN1 for_IF deporting_VVG any_DD research_NN1 scientist_NN1 who_PNQS asks_VVZ for_IF government_NN1 money_NN1 ._. 
Recently_RR we_PPIS2 read_VV0 in_II this_DD1 newspaper_NN1 how_RRQ two_MC '_GE remarkable_JJ new_JJ numbers_NN2 '_GE had_VHD been_VBN discovered_VVN by_II Atomic_JJ Energy_NN1 Authority_NN1 scientists_NN2 using_VVG a_AT1 super_JJ computer_NN1 at_II the_AT Harwell_NP1 laboratory_NN1 ._. 
The_AT first_MD was_VBDZ the_AT biggest_JJT prime_JJ number_NN1 ,_, 227,832_MC digits_NN2 long_JJ ,_, enough_RR to_TO fill_VVI nearly_RR six_MC pages_NN2 of_IO The_AT Daily_JJ Telegraph_NN1 ._. 
The_AT other_JJ ,_, which_DDQ is_VBZ a_AT1 new_JJ '_GE perfect_JJ number_NN1 '_GE was_VBDZ 455,633_MC digits_NN2 long_JJ ,_, able_JK to_TO occupy_VVI more_DAR than_CSN 12_MC pages_NN2 of_IO The_AT Daily_JJ Telegraph_NN1 ._. 
People_NN complain_VV0 about_II City_NN1 prices_NN2 and_CC Leicester_NP1 University_NN1 class_NN1 lists_NN2 ,_, but_CCB if_CS we_PPIS2 started_VVD printing_VVG all_DB these_DD2 digits_NN2 even_RR our_APPGE most_RGT faithful_JJ readers_NN2 would_VM complain_VVI ._. 
I_PPIS1 wonder_VV0 how_RGQ much_DA1 money_NN1 we_PPIS2 taxpayers_NN2 paid_VVN for_IF these_DD2 completely_RR useless_JJ pieces_NN2 of_IO information_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 myself_PPX1 ,_, recently_RR playing_VVG with_IW a_AT1 calculator_NN1 ,_, discovered_VVD the_AT only_JJ number_NN1 which_DDQ ,_, like_II the_AT number_NN1 one_MC1 ,_, is_VBZ its_APPGE own_DA square_JJ root_NN1 but_CCB which_DDQ ,_, unlike_II the_AT number_NN1 one_MC1 ,_, is_VBZ not_XX its_APPGE own_DA square_NN1 ._. 
The_AT answer_NN1 is_VBZ 0.9_MC recurring_JJ ,_, but_CCB I_PPIS1 do_VD0 not_XX expect_VVI to_TO be_VBI awarded_VVN great_JJ sums_NN2 of_IO public_JJ money_NN1 for_IF this_DD1 discovery_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ I_PPIS1 freely_RR give_VV0 to_II the_AT world_NN1 ;_; nor_CC do_VD0 I_PPIS1 demand_VVI the_AT overthrow_NN1 of_IO government_NN1 and_CC its_APPGE takeover_NN1 by_II a_AT1 gang_NN1 of_IO lower-class_JJ hooligans_NN2 ._. 
The_AT real_JJ reason_NN1 why_RRQ scientists_NN2 should_VM be_VBI seen_VVN as_II a_AT1 menace_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST they_PPHS2 have_VH0 reduced_VVN all_DB our_APPGE savings_NN2 ,_, our_APPGE pensions_NN2 '_GE prospects_NN2 ,_, our_APPGE records_NN2 of_IO tax_NN1 payment_NN1 ,_, citizenship_NN1 ,_, even_RR of_IO our_APPGE existence_NN1 ,_, to_II a_AT1 knot_NN1 on_II a_AT1 piece_NN1 of_IO plastic_NN1 ._. 
Viruses_NN2 can_VM be_VBI applied_VVN which_DDQ make_VV0 nonsense_NN1 of_IO all_DB information_NN1 stored_VVD ._. 
Vast_JJ fortunes_NN2 and_CC vast_JJ debts_NN2 exist_VV0 only_RR in_II green_JJ digits_NN2 displayed_VVN on_II a_AT1 video_NN1 screen_NN1 ,_, to_TO be_VBI wiped_VVN out_RP or_CC distorted_VVN at_II will_NN1 ._. 
We_PPIS2 are_VBR all_DB at_II the_AT mercy_NN1 of_IO these_DD2 machines_NN2 ,_, which_DDQ few_DA2 people_NN understand_VV0 and_CC nobody_PN1 can_VM control_VVI ._. 
Way_NN1 of_IO the_AT World_NN1 :_: Show_VV0 us_PPIO2 the_AT smears_NN2 By_II AUBERON_NP1 WAUGH_NP1 LORD_NNB Spencer_NP1 's_GE death_NN1 might_VM have_VHI served_VVN to_TO remind_VVI this_DD1 country_NN1 of_IO the_AT dread_NN1 winter_NNT1 of_IO 1978/1979_MF when_RRQ rubbish_NN1 was_VBDZ uncollected_JJ in_II the_AT streets_NN2 ,_, the_AT fire_NN1 brigades_NN2 were_VBDR on_II strike_NN1 ,_, hospitals_NN2 were_VBDR picketed_VVN by_II auxiliary_JJ workers_NN2 who_PNQS demanded_VVD to_TO approve_VVI all_DB surgical_JJ operations_NN2 ,_, housewives_NN2 fought_VVD each_PPX221 other_PPX222 over_II a_AT1 cauliflower_NN1 leaf_NN1 and_CC the_AT dead_RG lay_JJ unburied_JJ in_II every_AT1 churchyard_NN1 ._. 
Many_DA2 ,_, of_RR21 course_RR22 ,_, are_VBR too_RG young_JJ to_TO remember_VVI the_AT last_MD Labour_JJ Government_NN1 ._. 
That_DD1 is_VBZ why_RRQ we_PPIS2 prefer_VV0 to_TO meditate_VVI about_II Lord_NNB Spencer_NP1 's_GE death_NN1 than_CSN worry_VV0 about_II the_AT election_NN1 ,_, when_CS the_AT nation_NN1 will_VM choose_VVI between_II a_AT1 future_NN1 of_IO moderate_JJ prosperity_NN1 and_CC happiness_NN1 ,_, or_CC one_MC1 of_IO bitterness_NN1 and_CC penury_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 would_VM not_XX try_VVI to_TO guide_VVI the_AT nation_NN1 's_GE choice_NN1 ._. 
Mr_NNB Benn_NP1 ,_, who_PNQS often_RR comes_VVZ to_II our_APPGE help_NN1 at_II these_DD2 moments_NN2 ,_, has_VHZ promised_VVN that_CST as_CS31 soon_CS32 as_CS33 a_AT1 Labour_JJ government_NN1 under_II Mr_NNB Kinnock_NP1 has_VHZ looked_VVN at_II the_AT books_NN2 and_CC realised_VVN the_AT true_JJ extent_NN1 of_IO the_AT crisis_NN1 ,_, it_PPH1 will_VM realise_VVI the_AT need_NN1 for_IF serious_JJ measures_NN2 ._. 
Foreign_JJ travel_NN1 allowance_NN1 will_VM ,_, presumably_RR ,_, be_VBI reduced_VVN once_RR21 more_RR22 to_II 50_MC ._. 
Control_NN1 of_IO all_DB major_JJ decisions_NN2 must_VM be_VBI returned_VVN to_II the_AT unions_NN2 ._. 
All_DB council_NN1 houses_NN2 which_DDQ have_VH0 been_VBN '_GE bought_VVD '_GE by_II their_APPGE tenants_NN2 will_VM be_VBI taken_VVN back_RP into_II public_JJ ownership_NN1 without_IW compensation_NN1 and_CC handed_VVD over_RP to_II new_JJ tenants_NN2 with_IW the_AT greatest_JJT priority_NN1 disabled_JJ black_JJ lesbian_JJ single_JJ mothers_NN2 with_IW a_AT1 criminal_JJ record_NN1 ,_, etc_RA ._. 
Tax_NN1 ,_, which_DDQ will_VM start_VVI at_II 59_MC per_NNU21 cent_NNU22 ,_, will_VM climb_VVI to_II such_DA rates_NN2 as_CSA have_VH0 not_XX been_VBN seen_VVN since_CS Roy_NP1 Jenkins_NP1 with_IW his_APPGE 103_MC per_NNU21 cent_NNU22 '_GE top_JJ slice_NN1 '_GE ._. 
None_PN of_IO which_DDQ really_RR helps_VVZ us_PPIO2 to_TO make_VVI up_RP our_APPGE minds_NN2 ._. 
A_AT1 slightly_RR sinister_JJ element_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST neither_DD1 side_NN1 is_VBZ producing_VVG its_APPGE smears_NN2 ._. 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ rumoured_VVN that_CST the_AT Sun_NN1 has_VHZ some_DD excellent_JJ smears_NN2 on_II a_AT1 senior_JJ Labour_JJ Shadow_NN1 minister_NN1 ,_, the_AT Mirror_NN1 on_II a_AT1 Conservative_JJ Cabinet_NN1 minister_NN1 ._. 
The_AT fear_NN1 is_VBZ that_CST if_CS they_PPHS2 are_VBR published_VVN ,_, Parliament_NN1 will_VM pass_VVI a_AT1 law_NN1 against_II smearing_VVG politicians_NN2 ._. 
This_DD1 seems_VVZ idiotic_JJ ._. 
If_CS all_DB they_PPHS2 have_VH0 to_TO dread_VVI is_VBZ the_AT passing_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 law_NN1 ,_, why_RRQ behave_VVI as_CS21 if_CS22 such_DA a_AT1 law_NN1 already_RR exists_VVZ ?_? 
It_PPH1 is_VBZ a_AT1 denial_NN1 of_IO democracy_NN1 to_TO keep_VVI smears_NN2 secret_NN1 ._. 
How_RRQ can_VM an_AT1 electorate_NN1 be_VBI expected_VVN to_TO make_VVI up_RP its_APPGE mind_NN1 until_CS it_PPH1 has_VHZ seen_VVN all_DB the_AT smears_NN2 ?_? 
RAF_NP1 VC_NN1 sale_NN1 THE_AT Victoria_NP1 Cross_NN1 won_VVN by_II a_AT1 pilot_NN1 during_II the_AT first_MD 1,000-bomber_FO raid_NN1 over_II Germany_NP1 in_II May_NPM1 1942_MC is_VBZ expected_VVN to_TO fetch_VVI up_RG21 to_RG22 60,000_MC at_II Christie_NP1 's_VBZ in_II London_NP1 on_II April_NPM1 24_MC ._. 
Flg_NP1 Off_II Leslie_NP1 Manser_NP1 ,_, 20_MC ,_, died_VVD at_II the_AT controls_NN2 as_CSA his_APPGE crew_NN1 escaped_VVN from_II their_APPGE crippled_JJ Manchester_NP1 bomber_NN1 ._. 
He_PPHS1 was_VBDZ one_MC1 of_IO 22_MC RAF_NP1 VCs_NN2 in_II the_AT Second_MD World_NN1 War_NN1 ._. 
Family_NN1 Life_NN1 :_: Mum_NN1 's_GE home_NN1 thoughts_NN2 for_IF abroad_RL By_II Laurie_NP1 Graham_NP1 THE_AT SENIOR_JJ Daughter_NN1 is_VBZ about_RPK to_TO leave_VVI home_RL ._. 
We_PPIS2 've_VH0 been_VBN together_RL now_RT for_IF 18_MC years_NNT2 and_CC it_PPH1 do_VD0 n't_XX seem_VVI a_AT1 day_NNT1 too_RG long_RR ,_, but_CCB I_PPIS1 can_VM see_VVI there_RL does_VDZ come_VVI a_AT1 time_NNT1 when_RRQ it_PPH1 's_VBZ good_JJ for_IF mother_NN1 and_CC child_NN1 to_TO view_VVI one_PPX121 another_PPX122 from_II a_AT1 distance_NN1 ._. 
That_DD1 time_NNT1 is_VBZ now_RT upon_II us_PPIO2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ 19_MC when_RRQ I_PPIS1 left_VVD home_RL and_CC went_VVD to_II university_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 tumbled_VVD out_II21 of_II22 the_AT nest_NN1 ,_, where_CS I_PPIS1 'd_VHD been_VBN a_AT1 cosseted_JJ only_JJ child_NN1 ,_, and_CC into_II digs_NN2 ._. 
They_PPHS2 turned_VVD out_RP to_TO be_VBI very_RG nice_JJ digs_NN2 ,_, but_CCB I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ still_RR faced_VVN ,_, for_IF the_AT first_MD time_NNT1 in_II my_APPGE life_NN1 ,_, with_IW the_AT practicalities_NN2 of_IO keeping_VVG myself_PPX1 fed_VVN and_CC clothed_VVN ,_, and_CC getting_VVG to_II lectures_NN2 and_CC passing_JJ exams_NN2 ._. 
Frankly_RR ,_, I_PPIS1 did_VDD n't_XX have_VHI a_AT1 clue_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 did_VDD n't_XX make_VVI any_DD enquiries_NN2 about_II how_RRQ the_AT laundry_NN1 got_VVD done_VDN until_CS the_AT day_NNT1 I_PPIS1 ran_VVD out_II21 of_II22 clean_JJ tights_NN2 ._. 
My_APPGE catering_NN1 was_VBDZ limited_VVN to_II brewing_VVG endless_JJ mugs_NN2 of_IO insipid_JJ coffee_NN1 and_CC opening_VVG packets_NN2 of_IO custard_NN1 creams_NN2 ._. 
But_CCB I_PPIS1 got_VVD by_RP ._. 
In_II fact_NN1 ,_, within_II two_MC years_NNT2 I_PPIS1 had_VHD gone_VVN to_II the_AT other_JJ extreme_JJ ,_, washing_VVG shorts_NN2 for_IF lads_NN2 who_PNQS were_VBDR old_JJ enough_RR to_TO do_VDI it_PPH1 for_IF themselves_PPX2 ,_, and_CC baking_VVG cakes_NN2 for_IF the_AT sole_JJ purpose_NN1 of_IO giving_VVG them_PPHO2 away_RL ._. 
It_PPH1 was_VBDZ as_CS21 though_CS22 playing_VVG in_II the_AT Wendy_NP1 House_NN1 was_VBDZ something_PN1 I_PPIS1 had_VHD to_TO do_VDI before_CS I_PPIS1 could_VM settle_VVI to_II weightier_JJR matters_NN2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 vowed_VVD that_CST my_APPGE children_NN2 would_VM be_VBI better_RRR prepared_VVN when_CS they_PPHS2 left_VVD home_RL ._. 
From_II an_AT1 early_JJ age_NN1 I_PPIS1 expected_VVD them_PPHO2 to_TO do_VDI things_NN2 for_IF themselves_PPX2 ,_, and_CC sometimes_RT for_IF me_PPIO1 ,_, and_CC when_CS they_PPHS2 snivelled_VVD about_II their_APPGE friends_NN2 having_VHG kind_NN1 and_CC conscientious_JJ mothers_NN2 who_PNQS changed_VVD their_APPGE sheets_NN2 and_CC made_VVD fruit_NN pies_NN2 ,_, I_PPIS1 said_VVD '_" Some_DD day_NNT1 ,_, when_RRQ you_PPY 're_VBR at_II Sunderland_NP1 Polytechnic_NN1 and_CC living_VVG by_II your_APPGE wits_NN2 ,_, you_PPY 'll_VM thank_VVI me_PPIO1 ._. 
'_GE Well_NN1 ,_, the_AT Senior_JJ Daughter_NN1 is_VBZ n't_XX going_VVG to_II Sunderland_NP1 to_TO study_VVI ._. 
She_PPHS1 's_VBZ going_VVG to_II Italy_NP1 to_TO be_VBI a_AT1 Mother_NN1 's_GE Help_NN1 ._. 
No_AT sooner_RRR had_VHD the_AT news_NN1 leaked_VVN out_RP than_CSN my_APPGE telephone_NN1 started_VVD ringing_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ in_II a_AT1 fever_NN1 of_IO vicarious_JJ excitement_NN1 ,_, looking_VVG at_II street_NN1 plans_NN2 of_IO Florence_NP1 and_CC trying_VVG to_TO remember_VVI the_AT name_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 boy_NN1 I_PPIS1 'd_VHD met_VVN in_II the_AT Boboli_JJ Gardens_NN2 in_II 1961_MC ,_, but_CCB friends_NN2 and_CC relations_NN2 were_VBDR wanting_VVG to_TO know_VVI whether_CSW I_PPIS1 had_VHD really_RR vetted_VVN the_AT family_NN1 ,_, whether_CSW I_PPIS1 'd_VM like_VVI to_TO hear_VVI a_AT1 selection_NN1 of_IO au_NN121 pair_NN122 horror_NN1 stories_NN2 ,_, and_CC whether_CSW I_PPIS1 'd_VHD made_VVN good_RR any_DD gaps_NN2 in_II my_APPGE daughter_NN1 's_GE domestic_JJ skills_NN2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 've_VH0 relied_VVN on_II someone_PN1 else_RR to_TO do_VDI the_AT vetting_NN1 ._. 
Apparently_RR the_AT family_NN1 is_VBZ not_XX related_VVN to_II the_AT Borgias_NN2 ;_; at_RR21 least_RR22 ,_, not_XX to_II any_DD seriously_RR worrying_JJ Borgias_NP2 ._. 
And_CC we_PPIS2 have_VH0 talked_VVN about_II some_DD of_IO the_AT extra-curricular_JJ activities_NN2 that_CST pretty_RG young_JJ girls_NN2 sometimes_RT get_VV0 invited_VVN to_TO try_VVI ._. 
I_PPIS1 've_VH0 seen_VVN enough_DD middle-aged_JJ English_JJ husbands_NN2 getting_VVG pink_JJ and_CC sweaty_JJ over_II Scandinavian_JJ au_NN221 pairs_NN222 to_TO know_VVI that_DD1 lust_NN1 can_VM be_VBI an_AT1 occupational_JJ hazard_NN1 ._. 
Which_DDQ just_JJ leaves_VVZ her_APPGE domestic_JJ credentials_NN2 to_TO knock_VVI into_II shape_NN1 ,_, and_CC now_CS21 that_CS22 they_PPHS2 're_VBR under_II scrutiny_NN1 I_PPIS1 realise_VV0 I_PPIS1 've_VH0 not_XX done_VDN a_AT1 very_RG good_JJ job_NN1 at_RR21 all_RR22 ._. 
I_PPIS1 said_VVD ,_, '_" I_PPIS1 think_VV0 you_PPY should_VM know_VVI how_RRQ to_TO cook_VVI a_AT1 few_DA2 things_NN2 ,_, in_CS21 case_CS22 they_PPHS2 ask_VV0 you_PPY to_TO feed_VVI the_AT children_NN2 ,_, '_GE but_CCB she_PPHS1 seemed_VVD to_TO think_VVI that_CST knowing_VVG how_RRQ to_TO make_VVI a_AT1 Marmite_NP1 sandwich_NN1 would_VM be_VBI enough_RR ._. 
I_PPIS1 pressed_VVD on_RP ._. 
They_PPHS2 probably_RR do_VD0 n't_XX have_VHI Marmite_NP1 in_II Italy_NP1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 could_VM see_VVI her_PPHO1 working_VVG out_RP how_RGQ many_DA2 jars_NN2 she_PPHS1 'd_VM be_VBI able_JK to_TO carry_VVI in_II her_APPGE hand_NN1 luggage_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 asked_VVD my_APPGE friends_NN2 who_PNQS have_VH0 had_VHN au_NN221 pairs_NN222 what_DDQ they_PPHS2 'd_VHD expected_VVN of_IO them_PPHO2 in_II the_AT kitchen_NN1 ._. 
One_MC1 of_IO them_PPHO2 ,_, recently_RR relieved_VVN of_IO a_AT1 large_JJ Norwegian_NN1 and_CC still_RR visibly_RR tense_VV0 ,_, said_VVD she_PPHS1 'd_VHD lost_VVN interest_NN1 in_II food_NN1 and_CC would_VM settle_VVI for_IF not_XX having_VHG all_RR the_AT cup_NN1 handles_NN2 knocked_VVD off_RP ._. 
Another_DD1 ,_, a_AT1 veteran_NN1 who_PNQS 's_VHZ been_VBN sorting_VVG out_RP homesick_JJ Latins_NN2 for_IF years_NNT2 ,_, said_VVD it_PPH1 was_VBDZ the_AT greatest_JJT treat_NN1 ,_, once_RR in_II a_AT1 while_NNT1 ,_, to_TO get_VVI them_PPHO2 to_TO cook_VVI something_PN1 just-a_RR like-a_II Mama_NN1 used_VMK to_TO make_VVI ._. 
'_" That_DD1 's_VBZ the_AT thing_NN1 ,_, '_" she_PPHS1 said_VVD ._. 
'_GE Send_VV0 her_PPHO1 off_RP with_IW some_DD traditional_JJ British_JJ recipes_NN2 under_II her_APPGE belt_NN1 ._. 
'_GE So_RR the_AT problem_NN1 is_VBZ greater_JJR than_CSN I_PPIS1 had_VHD first_MD thought_VVN ._. 
She_PPHS1 ca_VM n't_XX cook_VVI ,_, she_PPHS1 does_VDZ n't_XX especially_RR want_VVI to_TO learn_VVI to_TO cook_VVI ,_, and_CC I_PPIS1 have_VH0 only_RR the_AT sketchiest_JJT notion_NN1 of_IO British_JJ cooking_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 could_VM show_VVI her_PPHO1 a_AT1 bit_NN1 of_IO Indian_JJ ,_, Chinese_JJ or_CC Middle_JJ Eastern_JJ ,_, all_DB heavily_RR adapted_VVN ,_, because_CS I_PPIS1 like_VV0 messing_VVG around_RP with_IW other_JJ people_NN 's_GE culinary_JJ canons_NN2 ,_, but_CCB mainly_RR I_PPIS1 'd_VM have_VHI to_TO show_VVI her_PPHO1 my_APPGE version_NN1 of_IO Italian_NN1 ,_, and_CC the_AT liberties_NN2 I_PPIS1 've_VH0 taken_VVN with_IW that_DD1 do_VD0 n't_XX bear_VVI repetition_NN1 ._. 
Not_XX in_II Tuscany_NP1 ,_, at_II any_DD rate_NN1 ._. 
To_TO show_VVI willing_JJ she_PPHS1 has_VHZ watched_VVN while_CS I_PPIS1 've_VH0 prepared_VVN dinner_NN1 this_DD1 week_NNT1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 think_VV0 she_PPHS1 's_VBZ picked_VVN up_RP a_AT1 few_DA2 pointers_NN2 ,_, like_II how_RRQ to_II chop_NN1 an_AT1 onion_NN1 and_CC how_RRQ to_TO dissolve_VVI an_AT1 Oxo_NN1 cube_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ going_VVGK to_TO tell_VVI her_PPHO1 about_II proper_JJ beef_NN1 stock_NN1 ,_, but_CCB the_AT girl_NN1 has_VHZ to_TO walk_VVI before_CS she_PPHS1 can_VM run_VVI ._. 
Her_APPGE repertoire_NN1 now_RT consists_VVZ of_IO Pasta_NN1 with_IW Meat_NN1 Sauce_NN1 ,_, Pasta_NN1 with_IW Tomato_NN1 Sauce_NN1 ,_, and_CC Pasta_NN1 with_IW Onions_NN2 but_CCB No_AT Sauce_NN1 ._. 
If_CS Yorkshire_NP1 Pudding_NN1 ever_RR catches_VVZ on_RP over_II there_RL it_PPH1 wo_VM n't_XX be_VBI any_DD fault_NN1 of_IO mine_PPGE ._. 
Next_MD week_NNT1 we_PPIS2 're_VBR going_VVGK to_TO do_VDI omelettes_NN2 ,_, and_CC how_RRQ to_TO say_VVI '_GE Please_RR take_VV0 your_APPGE hand_NN1 off_II my_APPGE bottom_NN1 ._. 
'_GE And_CC if_CS time_NNT1 permits_VVZ we_PPIS2 might_VM do_VDI the_AT Medicis_NN1 ,_, and_CC a_AT1 basic_JJ roast_JJ chicken_NN1 ._. 
If_CS it_PPH1 comes_VVZ to_II the_AT worst_JJT ,_, she_PPHS1 does_VDZ a_AT1 very_RG good_JJ Marmite_NP1 sandwich_NN1 ._. 
Village_NN1 Voice_NN1 :_: The_AT times_NNT2 they_PPHS2 are_VBR a-changin'_VVG By_II Byron_NP1 Rogers_NP1 I_PPIS1 GET_VV0 mugged_JJ twice_RR a_AT1 year_NNT1 ._. 
Each_DD1 time_NNT1 the_AT effect_NN1 is_VBZ the_AT same_DA ;_; confusion_NN1 followed_VVN by_II a_AT1 peering_NN1 at_II familiar_JJ things_NN2 ,_, then_RT an_AT1 inventory_NN1 to_TO work_VVI out_RP what_DDQ went_VVD this_DD1 time_NNT1 ._. 
Last_MD Sunday_NPD1 I_PPIS1 sat_VVD in_II a_AT1 cold_JJ room_NN1 with_IW my_APPGE daughter_NN1 ,_, the_AT two_MC of_IO us_PPIO2 reviling_VVG the_AT malign_JJ fate_NN1 which_DDQ had_VHD robbed_VVN us_PPIO2 of_IO Voyage_NN1 to_II the_AT Bottom_NN1 of_IO the_AT Sea_NN1 ,_, our_APPGE weekly_JJ TV_NN1 fix_NN1 ._. 
I_PPIS1 shall_VM never_RR get_VVI used_JJ to_II the_AT changing_NN1 of_IO the_AT clocks_NN2 ._. 
Like_II middle_JJ age_NN1 ,_, this_DD1 takes_VVZ me_PPIO1 unawares_RR ,_, for_CS even_CS21 when_CS22 I_PPIS1 have_VH0 noticed_VVN that_CST single_JJ paragraph_NN1 on_II the_AT front_JJ page_NN1 of_IO newspapers_NN2 ,_, I_PPIS1 still_RR ca_VM n't_XX work_VVI out_RP what_DDQ is_VBZ happening_VVG ._. 
I_PPIS1 lie_VV0 awake_JJ ,_, trying_VVG to_TO remember_VVI whether_CSW the_AT clocks_NN2 go_VV0 forward_RL or_CC back_NN1 ,_, and_CC what_DDQ this_DD1 means_VVZ in_II31 terms_II32 of_II33 daylight_NN1 or_CC the_AT day_NNT1 before_RT ._. 
All_DB I_PPIS1 know_VV0 ,_, like_II the_AT protestors_NN2 when_RRQ the_AT Julian_NP1 became_VVD the_AT Gregorian_JJ calendar_NN1 ,_, is_VBZ that_DD1 I_PPIS1 must_VM have_VHI missed_VVN something_PN1 ._. 
Either_RR the_AT afternoons_NNT2 are_VBR as_RG endless_JJ as_CSA those_DD2 in_II old_JJ folks_NN2 '_GE homes_NN2 ,_, which_DDQ prompt_VV0 the_AT matrons_NN2 to_TO pin_VVI up_RP Reality_NN1 Orientation_NN1 charts_NN2 (_( '_" When_RRQ is_VBZ your_APPGE birthday_NN1 ?_? 
What_DDQ are_VBR the_AT names_NN2 of_IO your_APPGE children_NN2 ?_? '_GE )_) ,_, or_CC night_NNT1 comes_VVZ so_RG abruptly_RR it_PPH1 is_VBZ as_CS21 though_CS22 someone_PN1 has_VHZ pulled_VVN down_RP a_AT1 blind_JJ ._. 
Whatever_DDQV happens_VVZ ,_, I_PPIS1 always_RR seem_VV0 to_TO end_VVI up_RP watching_VVG The_AT South_ND1 Bank_NN1 Show_NN1 ,_, something_PN1 I_PPIS1 never_RR do_VD0 normally_RR ;_; the_AT changing_NN1 of_IO the_AT clocks_NN2 is_VBZ forever_RT associated_VVN with_IW the_AT Arts_NN2 and_CC adenoids_NN2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 know_VV0 there_EX are_VBR other_JJ irreconcilables_NN2 out_RP there_RL somewhere_RL ._. 
My_APPGE father_NN1 told_VVD me_PPIO1 of_IO an_AT1 old_JJ lady_NN1 who_PNQS to_II the_AT end_NN1 of_IO her_APPGE days_NNT2 referred_VVN to_II '_GE Amser_NN1 Duw_NN1 ac_NN1 amser_NN1 Lloyd_NP1 George_NP1 ,_, '_GE God_NP1 's_GE time_NNT1 and_CC Lloyd_NP1 George_NP1 's_GE time_NNT1 ,_, for_IF when_RRQ the_AT change_NN1 was_VBDZ introduced_VVN during_II the_AT Great_JJ War_NN1 ,_, there_EX was_VBDZ chaos_NN1 ._. 
The_AT towns_NN2 accepted_VVD the_AT new_JJ time_NNT1 ,_, but_CCB not_XX the_AT country_NN1 areas_NN2 ._. 
Farmers_NN2 argued_VVD that_CST as_CSA their_APPGE day_NNT1 already_RR began_VVD at_II sunrise_NN1 ,_, they_PPHS2 would_VM gain_VVI nothing_PN1 and_CC would_VM also_RR lose_VVI an_AT1 hour_NNT1 for_IF their_APPGE workers_NN2 insisted_VVD on_II finishing_VVG at_II the_AT same_DA time_NNT1 as_CSA town_NN1 dwellers_NN2 ._. 
They_PPHS2 refused_VVD to_TO alter_VVI their_APPGE clocks_NN2 ._. 
So_RR in_II the_AT same_DA village_NN1 ,_, there_EX would_VM be_VBI two_MC different_JJ sorts_NN2 of_IO time_NNT1 ._. 
Post_NN1 offices_NN2 ,_, railway_NN1 stations_NN2 and_CC schools_NN2 had_VHD the_AT new_JJ ,_, and_CC the_AT rest_NN1 the_AT old_JJ ;_; in_II the_AT cottages_NN2 there_EX was_VBDZ friction_NN1 as_CSA children_NN2 and_CC their_APPGE fathers_NN2 turned_VVD up_RP for_IF meals_NN2 at_II different_JJ times_NNT2 ._. 
The_AT women_NN2 ,_, as_RR21 usual_RR22 ,_, bore_VVD the_AT brunt_NN1 of_IO it_PPH1 ,_, for_IF everyone_PN1 stayed_VVD up_RP late_RR ,_, children_NN2 refused_VVD to_TO go_VVI to_II bed_NN1 at_II night_NNT1 and_CC men_NN2 would_VM not_XX get_VVI up_RP in_II the_AT morning_NNT1 ._. 
It_PPH1 must_VM have_VHI been_VBN the_AT most_RGT bewildering_JJ social_JJ change_NN1 since_CS the_AT Enclosures_NN2 ,_, and_CC yet_RR I_PPIS1 can_VM find_VVI no_AT reference_NN1 to_II it_PPH1 in_II the_AT village_NN1 School_NN1 Log_NN1 ._. 
Of_RR21 course_RR22 they_PPHS2 got_VVD used_JJ to_II it_PPH1 ,_, just_RR as_CSA they_PPHS2 got_VVD used_JJ to_II the_AT closing_NN1 of_IO the_AT railway_NN1 ,_, the_AT death_NN1 of_IO the_AT last_MD squire_NN1 ,_, the_AT demolition_NN1 of_IO the_AT hall_NN1 ,_, the_AT theft_NN1 of_IO the_AT common_JJ land_NN1 ._. 
The_AT story_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 village_NN1 is_VBZ ,_, contrary_II21 to_II22 popular_JJ belief_NN1 ,_, one_MC1 of_IO continual_JJ change_NN1 ._. 
Which_DDQ is_VBZ why_RRQ I_PPIS1 find_VV0 myself_PPX1 brooding_VVG over_RP an_AT1 extraordinary_JJ view_NN1 taken_VVN from_II the_AT air_NN1 ._. 
Such_DA photographs_NN2 are_VBR very_RG popular_JJ ,_, and_CC Parish_NN1 Clerk_NN1 Weekley_NP1 has_VHZ one_PN1 which_DDQ shows_VVZ him_PPHO1 sitting_VVG on_II his_APPGE own_DA roof_NN1 ._. 
Usually_RR they_PPHS2 get_VV0 taken_VVN from_II 100ft_NNU up_RP ,_, but_CCB the_AT one_PN1 I_PPIS1 have_VH0 is_VBZ a_RR21 little_RR22 different_JJ ._. 
It_PPH1 was_VBDZ taken_VVN 300_MC miles_NNU2 up_RP ,_, from_II a_AT1 satellite_NN1 ._. 
A_AT1 town_NN1 like_II Towcester_NP1 is_VBZ a_RR21 little_RR22 larger_JJR than_CSN my_APPGE thumbnail_NN1 ,_, the_AT M1_FO is_VBZ a_AT1 hairline_NN1 fracture_NN1 ,_, and_CC the_AT only_JJ piece_NN1 of_IO geometry_NN1 anywhere_RL is_VBZ the_AT remorseless_JJ straight_JJ line_NN1 ,_, seen_VVN from_II space_NN1 ,_, of_IO the_AT old_JJ Roman_NP1 Watling_NP1 Street_NNL1 ._. 
The_AT scale_NN1 is_VBZ 175,000_MC ,_, the_AT photograph_NN1 is_VBZ 20_MC ins_NNU2 by_II 16_MC inches_NNU2 ,_, and_CC its_APPGE detail_NN1 amazing_JJ ._. 
I_PPIS1 can_VM see_VVI fields_NN2 and_CC reservoirs_NN2 and_CC a_AT1 motorway_NN1 service_NN1 station_NN1 ,_, and_CC ,_, given_VVN the_AT proper_JJ magnification_NN1 ,_, I_PPIS1 could_VM probably_RR make_VVI out_RP Parish_NN1 Clerk_NN1 Weekley_NP1 still_RR on_II his_APPGE roof_NN1 waiting_VVG for_IF his_APPGE next_MD photocall_NN1 ._. 
Until_CS I_PPIS1 was_VBDZ lent_VVN this_DD1 ,_, I_PPIS1 had_VHD not_XX realised_VVN it_PPH1 was_VBDZ possible_JJ for_IF members_NN2 of_IO the_AT public_JJ to_TO get_VVI their_APPGE hands_NN2 on_II such_DA things_NN2 ._. 
You_PPY buy_VV0 them_PPHO2 from_II the_AT Nigel_NP1 Press_NN1 Associates_NN2 of_IO Edenbridge_NP1 in_II Kent_NP1 ;_; a_AT1 print_NN1 this_DD1 size_NN1 costs_VVZ 60_MC ._. 
This_DD1 presumably_RR restricts_VVZ their_APPGE popularity_NN1 ,_, especially_RR as_CSA no_AT farmer_NN1 is_VBZ going_VVGK to_TO want_VVI one_PN1 when_CS his_APPGE yard_NN1 is_VBZ the_AT size_NN1 of_IO a_AT1 blackhead_NN1 ._. 
Yet_RR apparently_RR members_NN2 of_IO the_AT public_NN1 are_VBR beginning_VVG to_TO buy_VVI these_DD2 pictures_NN2 ,_, which_DDQ were_VBDR previously_RR bought_VVN only_RR by_II geologists_NN2 and_CC oil_NN1 companies_NN2 ._. 
I_PPIS1 think_VV0 they_PPHS2 do_VD0 so_RR for_IF peace_NN1 of_IO mind_NN1 ._. 
For_IF this_DD1 is_VBZ the_AT earth_NN1 as_II no_AT bird_NN1 has_VHZ ever_RR seen_VVN it_PPH1 ,_, and_CC no_AT man_NN1 from_II any_DD plane_NN1 ._. 
In_II this_DD1 small_JJ picture_NN1 ,_, you_PPY look_VV0 down_RP on_II a_AT1 couple_NN1 of_IO hundred_NNO thousand_NNO people_NN and_CC their_APPGE bodies_NN2 are_VBR as_RG invisible_JJ as_CSA microbes_VVZ ._. 
You_PPY are_VBR as_RG distant_JJ from_II their_APPGE worries_NN2 and_CC their_APPGE rows_NN2 as_CSA any_DD angel_NN1 ._. 
Look_VV0 ,_, you_PPY can_VM just_RR make_VVI out_RP their_APPGE bypasses_NN2 and_CC their_APPGE parks_NN2 ,_, their_APPGE racecourses_NN2 and_CC their_APPGE research_NN1 establishments_NN2 ._. 
At_II this_DD1 height_NN1 the_AT street_NN1 plans_NN2 of_IO their_APPGE towns_NN2 look_VV0 like_II writhing_VVG maggots_NN2 ,_, and_CC a_AT1 puff_NN1 of_IO cloud_NN1 conceals_VVZ an_AT1 entire_JJ farm_NN1 ._. 
All_DB human_JJ activity_NN1 seems_VVZ so_RG petty_JJ ._. 
You_PPY can_VM forgive_VVI them_PPHO2 anything_PN1 from_II this_DD1 perspective_NN1 ;_; you_PPY can_VM almost_RR forgive_VVI them_PPHO2 for_IF changing_VVG the_AT clocks_NN2 ._. 
